/ck/ - Food & Cooking

litchrulee crack the egg
on
the mushroom

>>14099747
Burger, too thick

Why is Gordonposting so good, lads? Brb going on a 3 hour Gordonkino binge on Youtube

LITERALLY
JUST LITERALLY A KNOB OF BUTTAH
JUST SLIDE THAT IN
IT'LL LITERALLY MELT
BEAUTIFUL

>>14099879
scottish people

>>14099970
But how are you going to season it, Gordon????

>>14100154
is this real?

>>14100154

Everything has to be rustic for British tv chefs. RAOOOH-STIHK

Why is he so hyper?

>>14101966
C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COCAAAAAIIIIINE

>>14100519
yes

>>14100519
>is this real?
what the fuck am I doing here, anons. this place is just fat retards arguing about fast food. what have I done with my life?

>>14101872
Fuck, that's a nice view.

>>14099747
I can't enjoy Gordon anymore.
Theres this guy in my class who idolizes him and is always has the same smartass attitude because sarcasm is the only humor he knows.

what was his fucking problem?

>>14102204
You're one of us now anon, enjoy the ride

>t. 8 year addicted piece of shit

meat always looks disgusting, if you eat meat you have no room to make fun of that particular burger.

>>14101872
Please don't post this video, I don't want nightmares again

>>14102393
The one that gets me the most is where it shits on someone for grilling lettuce and then turns around and does it.

>>14102393
lmao

>>14099747
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN SUPPOSED TO EAT THAT!?!?

>>14102393
>gives half a burger to a litle girl
>her mouth is so small she has to eat each layer separately
ramsay is retarded

>>14099747
He's turned into a damn joke. Can't cook. Looks like a fucking cartoon. And talks like a fucking retard.

>>14099747
What's his endgame?

>>14104851
Fix every restaurant in the world

>>14104855
What about the new ones that pop up, and the ones that will pop up after he dies? Does he know what he does is a pointless endeavor and that he should just stick to cooking and not telling other people what to do?

How about some good budget recipes straight from Gordon!
https://youtu.be/4B_f8VBy9KM

>>14105410
>lamb steak
>saffron
jesus christ gordon

>>14104866
>after he dies
they still don't know that ramsay gains 5 years in lifespan for every baby he pumps out

>>14105410
He might be humble and down the earth having grown up in a poor household but he doesn't know what budget is lmao

>>14105955
if you can't affor enough saffron for a dish you need to be executed asap poorfaggot

>>14107169
it's a fucking budget meal guide. if you're on a budget it's hard to justify buying the most expensive spice you retard

>>14102930
Also, grilled lettuce is legit good.

>>14104851
He wont rest until every bad restaurant has gotten the help that they need.
New furniture and a bunch of dishes, that nobody there knows how to cook.

>>14107592
Fuck you it's soggy garbage

>>14102399
Dubs of troof

>>14102399

been here consistently for 12 anon and it never gets better

>>14101872
>all that salt
it's like he wants kidney problems.

Can we all admit that American burgers are the greatest and most loved and universal culinary achievement in the world? Is it even a question at this point?

>>14109428
it never gets better, but the alternatives are consistently worse.

>>14109489
Hey nothing wrong with a good 'ger, but for me, its 'za.

>>14109725
'aii 'go 'za
It's the best

>>14109459
Salt is good for you, idiot. It's required to live.

What the hell does "rustic" even mean?

>>14109794
Something an old boomer would find tasty

>>14102393

How3 could he possibly think that big ass patty was a good idea? The burger looked delicious but that patty needed to be cut in half.

>>14102204
how did they train him to do that?

>>14109428
I've been here 16 years and that's over half of my life. Every day this place gets worse, but unfortunately every other place is still worse somehow. Afterall, not every thing is filled with wojaks and buzzwords and sometimes even popular threads get nice discussion. Usually those are just niche threads though. Most of the time every thread about anything remotely popular gets shitposted to oblivion.

>>14101872
JUST A TOINY SPRINKAL OF SOLT

LUVLY

>>14109794
means most of it is burnt, like the mushrooms

>>14102289
watch his UK (or at least non-american) stuff. not his at-home cooking show though, that shit is americanized trash

he's still a dick but behaves more or less like a human being

>>14102567

>>14099747
looks like garbage (litter)

>>14109282
Oh, you can't cook, sorry, I didn't know.

>>14102927

Are they the kitchen type? Hey, maybe someone should do a show on that, actually nvm thats fucking stupid.

>>14109794
Lazy.
Not peeling garlic or onions is considered rustic, as is roughly chopping every ingredient.