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I'm thinking of just getting on with it, /ck/. What would your ideal final feast be?

>> No.14166822

I think if I was expecting to die I'd be too excited to eat anything.

>> No.14166842

>>14166816
Nothing. Respect the autopsy guys by not making them look through half-digested beef wellington. Respect them even more by not showing up in the morgue in the first place if you're being serious.

>> No.14166858

>>14166842
>Respect them even more by not showing up in the morgue in the first place
This is really just putting it off on different autopsy guys later, unless you mean go jump off a boat or into a volcano.

>> No.14166915

>>14166858
I'm saying don't kill yourself in the first place.

>> No.14166937

>>14166915
What a killjoy. OP finally finds something he wants to do with his life and you shit all over it.

>> No.14166939

If I was about to die I might as well eat something Ja/ck/ cooked.
Perhaps I will die before they execute me

>> No.14166948

one time I went to kill myself and brought this over 200 dollar bottle of rose, some oysters etc

it all tasted like shit and I cried in my car. I don't know how these death row guys do it. low iq I guess

>> No.14167018

>>14166915
Why, you don't know me.

>> No.14167022

>>14166948
>Not going for a bucket of fried chicken and some green beans
you really fucked up anon

>> No.14167023

>>14166858
Go to bed heihachi Mishima

>> No.14167027

>>14166937
Man, as long as you're alive things can improve.
Killing yourself just cuts everything short, AND deprives your loved ones of you.

>> No.14167034
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>>14166816
Benihana, they've got great food and the entertainment is a show to go along with it so it's not awkward like a usual dinner where people expect you to make conversation and have you entertain them.

>> No.14167046

Honey walnut shrimp, ma po tofu, thai yellow curry, and brown rice. Admittedly, having ma po and a curry in one meal is kind of overkill, but I don't know, man. I wouldn't want my last meal without either of them

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>>14166816
2 mcchickens, burger king's onion rings, hershey's ice cream pie, and 1 litre of earl grey bubble teh/

>> No.14167083

>>14167027
Go back to tumblr, kid.

>> No.14167085

>>14167083
No u

>> No.14167098

>>14167034
Shit tier food

>> No.14167120

>>14166842
If nobody kills themselves the morgues will be empty and they lose their jobs.

>> No.14167148

>>14167098
You ever actually try it, anon?

>> No.14167157

Green pea soup. With nice, fatty bacon. Nothing better. Yum yum.

>> No.14167164

>>14166816
I remember that thread.

>> No.14167309

>>14166816
Final meal? Final day.
>For breakfast I start off with a chocolate chip waffle, bacon, and hashbrowns scattered smothered and covered, and a cup of espresso.
>For lunch, I have a bacon and cheddar burger with curly cajun fries and a sweet tea.
>For dinner I have a big bowl of chili, some fry bread, and a hot apple pie with cinnamon and high quality vanilla ice cream. Scotch to drink, along with ice water.

>> No.14167311

>>14167309
Oh and a line of coke.

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>>14167309
you want your last meal to be fucking chili and bread?
jesus christ

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>>14166816
>PUT CHEESE ON TORTILLA
>MICROWAVE FOR 30 SECONDS

>> No.14167373

>>14167358
fry bread taco. it's a comfort food. chili is really good. can't forget the other stuff either. it's really my main comfort food.

>> No.14167528

>>14167034
benis banana lol

>> No.14169510

a frozen pizza where I add a bunch of stuff to make it a super pizza
I'm think four cheese frozen pizza, and then I add ham, bacon, extra cheese, caramelised onions, extra creme fraiche
and for a drink, pepsi or lemon ice tea

>> No.14170876

>>14167083
Killing yourself is literally the most tumblr thing to do

>> No.14170889

>one plate of filet mignon with lobster tail, lemon garlic butter sauce, mashed potatoes with parsley liquor, roasted heritage carrots
>one plate corned beef with boiled potatoes and brussel sprouts
>small chartuterie board of cheeses
>chocolate chip cookie with ice cream in an 8 inch skillet
>five basil gimlets to finish

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>>14166816
Seafood boil prepared by one of my best friends
The other best friend will bring one of his cheesecakes
We'll also have some pizza and wings
Plenty of highland single malt
We'll watch movies and talk shit
Once I'm ready they can throw the switch

>> No.14170896

>>14170889
>charcuterie of cheese
what

>> No.14170904

>>14170889
most places started putting $ limits on final meals

>> No.14170909

>>14166816
>bottle of scotch
>30 white castle jalapeno sliders with other assorted fried sides
>2 pots of black coffee
>pack of cowboy killers
>4 fat rails of prime
05 fuck em nigga, motherfuckers getting electrocuted in 2120 are gonna smell me in that room