/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14172092
>packaged gravy
>soggy fries
>rubbery curds

Fuck off frogs

>>14172115
Forgot pic

>>14172119
What's the other 100 lbs? Unadulterated lard?

>>14172092
That pizza only looks dumb because it's been sitting under a heat lamp for 4 hours, it's clearly tourist shit.

>>14172092
It looks like something some tourist fag would buy in Times Square from a shitty chain like sbarro and then claims that all New York pizza looks like or tastes like leather.

>>14172136
My cock, faggot. You hungry?

>>14172136
That would be h1b bullshit from india and pakistan and their anchor babies.

>>14172092
boba tea hotpot.

yes. BOBA TEA. HOTPOT.

Leslie take me down,
Manchester tonight will be the last

>>14172141
>it's clearly tourist shit.
Moron, it's deep fried pizza

Finna puke

Putin should just turn this hellscape into an irradiated wasteland

Bootleg pizza made by retards, plus most of the time the crust is dryer than my shoes

>>14172092
My people were a mistake ffs

>>14172177
Isn't boba tea normally served cold?

>>14172119
God I hate this fucking slop. In theory it should be tasty, but it's always bland disgusting shit.

Frittata di spaghetti, this is from Naples

soul food is disgusting and everyone pretends its good because blacks "invented" it.
>>14173944
dunno looks pretty good to me. same taste as other pasta? easy to eat at least.

>>14172092
What's the white sauce?

beef tripe soup I guess? duck's blood soup is also odd I guess but no one eats that anymore

>>14174003
>soul food is disgusting
>cheese meat and spaghetti slapped together looks good to me

>>14174004
it's ranch dressing. the picture is from the orange county fair.

I can't comprehend why anyone would pay for this trash.

>>14174097
Ummm yes thats typically what most Italian dishes are retard.

As an Americunt, I'd have to say it's a tie between gas station food or the "quirky" varieties of our normal disgusting mishmash of convenience foods. It's like Pop Tarts and Oreos are bad enough, we don't need birthday cake varieties. It's bad enough the meat paste and fillers that get shoved into most sausages, you don't have to make it worse with the varieties we see in gas stations or grocery delis. We don't need "Doritos this" or "Fortnite that" or "Fudge-covered the other."

>>14174165
you don't like the taste?

>>14174405
I don't like the scam.

>>14173060

What's wrong with lasagna cake?

>>14173944
What do you do with the raw eggs?

>>14173944
My grandma used to make this shit on Saturday mornings and it was delicious. Fuck you for hating this masterpiece.

>>14175445
>bananas
Are you Swedish? Also, are bananas on pizza actually good? It seems like a lot of nordics love it, but they don't exactly have the best taste in food.

>>14173320
yes, but actually the 1st OG boba teas in taiwan were hot IIRC

you can still find hot boba tea there

>>14175540
if pineapples are popular on pizza, I don't see why bananas wouldn't be

>>14173060
Its good.
>>14174165
Are you vegan??? or retarded? 99 percent of humans would love wings(maybe mild spiced ones)
>>14176695
Pineapple ham and jalapenos + bacon is a 20/10 pizza. I am almost glad yuros shit on it so they can never eat something as good as that. "pineapple pizza do Americans really??" *takes bite of nasty pie

>>14172092
USA any retarded vegan slop (just make falafel, not fake meat). Also, weird redneck shit. Think aunt myrna's party cheese salad.

Fried pizza is Scottish? Looks like a fair food from US... Prob not bad, but one slice and I would be full.

>>14176797
Don't blame the USA for that euro/canadaslop.

>>14175540
I am. I personally despise both pineapple and banana on pizza, but I hate those in food overall.
If you'd like to try it out yourself the recommended combination is chicken, banana, bacon, peanuts and curry powder.

>>14176797
You eurotrash motherfucking sacks of shit like to blame the USA for all of your problems but that vegan shit isn't one of them. Get over yourselves.

>>14176797
honestly when you want to make actual burgers or chili con carne there is barely no meat replacement that's quite like it or quite as convenient

>>14176797
So I guess you've tried EVERY vegan meat substitute? Doubt by pressing X.

>>14172177
why?

>>14176797
>no ANIMAL hormones
Gotta be careful with that.

>>14174070
I've had polski duck blood soup, it was way too sweet

>>14176811
Seems like too much for a pizza. I always go for KISS, Keep It Simple Stupid. Too much on a slice and it falls over like a limp dick.

>>14176822
boba tea craze

1 side spicy soup
1 side boba tea with oreos and matcha and jellies and taro

>>14176811
>dissar flygande jakob
i swear to god i'll hunt you down you little bitch, not liking that makes you a fucking landsförrädare

>>14176856
That must be the 2020 virus edition, I thought that boba shit went out in the 1990s.

>>14176856
That thing needs a mask to be compliant.

>>14176860
Don't forget that most of us Americans have a very particular set of skills that we're willing to use when called on.

>>14176872
i need to get rid of a certain person, i'm guessing you're up for the task?

>>14174165
It's only negros who think they have to drown everything in hot sauce because they have no culture. Buffalo anything is fucking peak dump truck.

>>14176872
*when called on=when oil is involved
Other countries can murder and jail our citizens without fear of consequences otherwise.

>>14176861
>>14176865
there were actually fights that broke out over boba tea here because of this coronavirus

>local government says all non essential stores to close for one month
>normies rushed to order boba tea at the last minute before the lockdown
>3 hour+ long queues until midnight for boba tea, frustrated food delivery drivers and shop employees fighting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4g3OYKnMxZI

>I thought that boba shit went out in the 1990s.
that was the initial wave, now its the more expensive $5 per cup frappaccino tier types, its crazy

>>14174003
>soul food is disgusting

BBQ pork ribs, cornbread, breaded fried fish, collard greens w/blackeyed peas?

I'm the whitest man outside of Canada and Utah, and I'd eat that shit every day.

>>14176880
>>14176883
We're not hired guns, we don't do it that way. You should know better.

>>14176889
That's pretty harsh, it looks like South Asia stuff.

>>14176695
>if pineapples are popular on pizza, I don't see why bananas wouldn't be

Maybe because pineapple has an acidic kick that goes well with tomato sauce and a less-spicey meat like ham, while bananas are just bland.

>>14176904
Banana and ham? That's almost Elvis worthy.

>>14176904
Banana, ham and peanut butter on some white break and that's Heartbreak Hotel edition for Elvis.

Next stop, flying saucers and lizard people.

>>14176838
The only ingredients that take any space are chicken and banana. Bacon, peanuts and curry are just sprinkling.

>>14176860
Warm banana tastes like ass.

>>14176928
Bacon takes some time to make, then there's the grease which should be saved for other things like a salad. I use a grease catcher for that myself.

>>14176928
Frozen banana is really good, it's crunchy. It just takes a bit of time to freeze.

>>14176928
battered , warm and almost gooey fried bananas taste really good

>>14176950
That looks like a turd

>>14176938
>then there's the grease which should be saved for other things like a salad
Do Americans REALLY eat grease salad?

>>14176955
Every day, just for fun!

>>14176955
Its just a snack five times a day between our real meals of huge cheeseburgers.

>>14176952
a delicious, warm, sweet log, covered by a crispy skin.

>>14176955
>Do Americans REALLY eat grease salad?

Do yuropoors REALLY eat salads without dressing?

>>14172092
Do Americans REALLY???

>>14177014
>Do yuropoors REALLY eat salads without dressing?

Do Americans REALLY think that salads are healthy when you add dressing to it?

>>14176938
>then there's the grease which should be saved for other things like a salad
What the actual fuck am I reading

>>14177058
The U.S. Constitution

>>14176938
>>14177014
what kind of dressing would you use bacon grease in?

>>14177054
Do Europeans REALLY still think that fat is unhealthy?

hot dogs, cheap noodles, americunt “cheese” GI faggots throwing the population their scraps after destroying the country...no thanks

>>14177094
Death to am*riKKKan dogs

>>14172092
A whole Karp fish deep fried.

Franconia is the redneck part of bavaria

>>14177104
*the American part

I don't understand how anyone can eat their garbage food. Absolutely everything I've tried from Burger King is absolute crap. Definitely tied for the worst fast food with Rally's and Hardy's.

>>14177160
Forgot photo

>>14177160
Rally's has legitimately good fries, though. And classic milkshakes that don't try to be as thick as literal ice cream which is so popular these days. I go to Rally's when I want an unhealthy snack and just get an XL fry and large chocolate shake.

>>14177160
I wonder how much burger king differs in the US and Europe, cause over here it's alright, definitely better than McDonald's desu

>>14176952
so do sausages faglord
i don't hear you complaining about that

>>14177190
Their fries taste like crap, way too much salt. The shakes are the only redeemable item on their menu.
>>14177312
Here they put sugar in all their condiments, the bread is always stale and falls apart instantly, the "charbroiled" flavor is fake, the nuggets are soggy and are 90% breading, and they used to makes a nice spicy chicken sandwich but they haven't been good for a decade. McDonald's is always meh, that's their thing. It's cheap satisfying food that anyone can stomach in a hurry.

>>14173060
'go 'za is amazing and I'm an actual Italian, but it can't be called pizza

>>14173944
That looks good

>>14176952
most food looks like a turd or a cock if you're a fag

Is that a fried pizza?

They will batter and fry fucking anything at state fairs.

The butter is the craziest. They just dip either a stick or small cubes of frozen butter in a sweet batter and fry it. I'll post a pic of that next.

>>14179398
butter. battered & fried.

>>14176856
This shit looks like a fucking Vulcan ceremonial dish or something lol

>>14179398
>>14179404
>he think butter is crazy

wait till you see battered deep fried bubble gum

>>14173070

>>14176814
>>14176814
make falafel burgers fuckwit.. like I said. Impossible is a chemical aftertaste abomination. Falafel burgers are kino. Make vegan chili with just beans! how hard is that?? dont add fake meat... Vegan chili is awesome.. Every vegan fake meat I have ever tried is soo god awful.
>>14176820
Fag fake vegan detected.. JUST EAT MEAT!!! if you miss it soo much dont eat FAKE meat! LOL "THIS slop sub is way better than real meat!".. If you have not had an erection in months and crave FAKE meats you need to eat some eggs or salmon. Vegans are in such denial.. jesus... Raise a chicken and get eggs.. at least you wont feel sick all the time.

>>14176856
>mini oreos
What the

>>14177094
This stuff may be stupid in theory, but it tastes fucking amazing. I just skip the cheese.

>>14173060
Shut your whore-hole, bitch boy.

torta de helado

>>14177094
You want to be North Korean?

>>14176695
I’ve had pineapple on pizza a few times and it was pretty decent. I dunno about bananas, wouldn’t they get mushy?

>>14179463
see this sounds more painful than deep fried butter. Butter rolls off, but if you got some of this on your skin, it's gonna be like tar.

>>14174070
What's wrong with tripe soup? I certainly wouldn't call it dumb.

>>14179583
What if you want to eat an actual burger you dumb shit. Falafel is nothing like actual meat eat falls apart and it's dry

I fucking hate pasties. IDK what makes them have that disgusting flavor. They SOUND great, they LOOK great, I always forget they suck. Like, a cute little pie with good ingredients in it and a side of gravy for dipping? Fuck yeah. But it's fucking gross. Maybe it's the rutabaga

>>14180359
make your own then
if the base stew is good, butter and flour can't add badness

>>14179463
>>14179404
just because you can doesnt mean you should

>>14174003
>same taste as other pasta
The taste is the same (but eggier), but the texture changes into a dry, hard and inedible concoction

>>14172177
I want to stab the world in the face.

>>14179583

>>14172119
Poutine really is bad

>>14172141
you are really stupid
.

>>14176950
ate this in an australian Restaurant in germany.
its great.

I agree with the other Canadians about poutine. It's not terrible, but not worth the hype some people give it and the frogs out east act like it's gold. Poutine is overrated but cheese curds are underrated. I do love cheese curds.

>>14176938
>>14176955
>>14177054
>>14177073
>>14177074
>not having italian heritage
>not drowning your salad in a (healthy) mix of olive oil and vinegar(s)
>ngmi
>>14177160
>>14177166
>>14177312
Do you guy's mean Hungry Jack's?
>it's better than maccas

>>14177512
>too much salt
No such thing.

>>14172177
What's wrong with this?

>>14177160

Hate every single item in BK except for the Whopper.

>>14177160
nothing like a double whopper with cheese
nice chips too

t. australian

>>14172092
i can't

>>14181267
>67▶
>>>14172119
Shut up

>>14176780
Baked wings suck 11 inches of dick

fried or die boys

>>14183275
Even the whopper sucks unless its fresh as fuck made fresh by white people

>>14176797
Is 19g of protein per serving supposed to be impressive?

>>14177073
Spinich salad. Spinach, mushrooms, hardboild eggs, bacon and a vinigrette made with the warm bacon drippings.

Pani puri
To all non-indians it’s this fucking tasteless finger food of these flour puffs with mashed potatoes and shitty masala water sprinkled in it

>>14183329
WHAT IS THIS

>>14183617
From the language on the reciept it kind of looks some freak ass bizzare French shit.

>>14176881
Blacks are really good with flavours you dicklet cop.

>>14176826
Good luck with your future stomach cancer.

>>14174165
This is great when you make it yourself, because you can regulate the sauce. i personally like mixing up a garlic butter sauce to put with the hot sauce, to edge out the hotness without destroying the flavor. You'd also be surprised how many vegetables pair well with blue cheese. You've got broccoli, celery, carrots, you can put it on a baked potato if you're feeling fat enough.

>>14177094
What spam taste like?

>>14183552
I really dont get the hype for pani puri. it's so watery. i'd rather just eat the constituent ingredients seperately in dishes that AREN'T the pani purri. also one time I bit into one and a sliver of the puff worked its way inbetween two of my teeth and cut my gums

>>14174405
Not that anon but I have no appreciation for buffalo sauce. Wings themselves are fine.

like 90% of these look or are good.

>>14173060
Agreed. This is fucking repulsive. Lasagna pizza but it's all sauce

>>14172092
If you're ever experiencing constipation order this shit on a platter and a pitcher of beer and you'll be producing soft served from your asshole for a week or more.

>>14184202
>eating cheese to cure constipation

>>14177104
Karpfenchips aus Meddlfrangne?

Taste like salty water with snot texture

>>14184087
Very salty, emulsified ham. Honestly tastes way better than it looks or is described.

>>14184215
You've clearly never met a lactose intolerant person. Thankfully I'm not one but I had roommates that were and whenever they ate pizza, holy fuck the bathroom was occupied for hours on end with squirting and fog horn sounds.

With the smells and sounds, if you closed your eyes you would think you were on a dock on the Passaic River.

>>14177104
Hey, that's where I'm from! Most of our food is pretty great, the only thing I dislike is Obazda. Fried carp is neat, but a lot of Main river fish is dodgy. Like Zander. Can be good or taste like dirt.

>>14176950
banana fritters with vanilla ice cream, just like me gran used te make

>>14184492
>>14184492
Will you marry me. I want to make banana fritters with you and then prepare your dick like a banana fritter, except without frying it, and suck on it as if it was a creme filled one.

I would gulp down all the batter and honey and all your sperm until you were shooting blanks from your piss slit.