/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14183419
move the top tray down so you can put your bottles up-right, faggot.

>>14183491
if you keep the bottle sideways the carbonation can't go up and escape , carbonation can't go sideways

>>14183671
Did you make this thread just to say a stupid thing

>>14183690
not op, just pointing out the strategy behind horizontally induced carbonation suppression . notice the milk is upright

>>14183697
Explain the juice being sideways then

>>14183419
The single slice of unwrapped cheese really ties the whole thing together.

>>14183703
maybe he was just playing it safe

>>14183419
Why does every pathetic-looking fridge always have a jar of pickle brine at the back?

>>14183727
You don't splash sandwiches with pickle juice to add flavor?

>>14183419
that single slice of american cheese just laying there

>>14183419

>>14183821
is the fake crab

>>14183419
>white people

Fridge stopped working months ago and I didn't call the Mexican apartment

Fridge stopped working months ago fuck the Mexican complex idea its a shithole anyway

>>14183419
m bump

>>14183703
Give it a couple of months and the in bottle fermentation will have made it carbonated.

>>14183864
>empty six pack
>six pack can lids
>an open cup with what appears to be milk in it

>>14183419
You have no reason to ever visit /ck/ again with that shitty frig.

>>14183419
>he puts his ketchup in the fridge

>>14183671
>>14183690
>>14183697
>>14183703
>>14183712
kek

>>14183832
Yeah, but the ones in my pants are not.

>>14183419
This thread is depressing. I'm not showing you my fridge, but it's completely full of raw milk.

>>14183832
yes, only the best

Fride

>>14185032
Freezer edition

>>14185032
>>14185036
you are the first person to post a normal fucking fridge with no weird shit in it

>>14185052
I am sorry

>>14183864
>>14183870
it doesn't have to be this way

>>14185371

>>14185419
Kek

>>14185371
patrician pickles

>>14183671
>hershey's syrup bottle isn't sideways
op is fucked. chocolate carbonation is going to destroy his home

>>14185587
this.
Has happened before and it was a STICKY BROWN mess

>>14185371
Some aussies are alright

>>14185032
please clean up.

Where the fuck is your guys food.

>>14186191
At McDonald's. The fuck do you think food comes from faggot?

>>14186191
OP here, it's in my pantry

>>14184268
What did he mean by this?

>>14183737

>>14183832
Not it slice tomotas

>>14183419

>>14185090
>when you have a girl coming over and have to hide ur cringe

>>14186854
>gallon of ragu
>wooden shelf inside fridge
how many broken cars are in your driveway right now? just curious

>>14185371
>20+ gatorades
Are coaching a sports team or something?

>>14186874
Zero. Ultra poor.

>>14185052
>normal fridge
>three bottles and a plastic spoon fall on the ground

>>14183419
dont judge me

>>14183419
>single slice of american cheese on the bottom

What

>>14187061
Wtf is this Hannibal lecter shit

reuploading cuz mobile made it horizontal for some reason

>>14187196
what do you do with blue towels and how do you cook your nuggies?

>>14187227
the blue towel is actually an ice pack head wrap thing for migraines.

And the nuggies, it depends on my mood. I prefer them baked but i'm too fucking lazy and they're usually microwaved. dipped in bbq sauce.

>>14187243
ok, how bought the tortillas and the frozen ground beef, and the sauce next to pickles. and the big plastic zip lock behind pickles?

>>14187260
frozen ground beef is for burgers on the grill & white people tacos.
Tortillas are for white people tacos & quesadillas, wraps, whatever.
Sauce next to the pickles is salsa for tacos & chips.
Big ziploc behind the pickles is cheddar cheese slices.
My SO prefers disgusting plastic cheese, I like cheddar.

>>14187191
It looks like chocolate to me.

>>14187191
>>14187279
It's raw liver.

>>14185371
Butter, gatorade, eggs and pickles what the fuck

>>14187294
>specimen 4a

>>14187294
Do you like it with fava beans and a nice Chianti?

>>14187294
why is liver in quotation marks
who was specimen 4a?
what the fuck is happening

>>14187294
>specimen 4
>"liver"
>those bleach white tiles
my skin is crawling

>>14187356
clearly he has it with cream cheese and moscato, hes a cannibal not an animal

>>14187294
holy what the fuck this is why i come here

>>14187294
>specimen 4a
What happened to specimens 1-3? What does human flesh taste like, Cannibal Anon?

>>14187294
There once was a man on /ck/,
It was a fridge posting day,
We all felt a shiver,
When Anon posted liver,
Labelled "Specimen 4a".

>>14187294
>It's raw liver.

Bro, you can't say that and post that pic and say nothing else. What the fuck?

>>14187294
>specimen #4a
aaaaand he's a cannibal

>>14186191
>>14186773
>/ck/
>fridges mostly empty, and signs of alcoholism

>>14187294
Based.

>>14187353
He was my first experiment.
>>14187368
I am not cannibal he was already dead, why waste good meat?
>>14187364
It is liver, the liver is essential for growth in children.
>>14187380
My first two were failures, and my third unfortunately escaped. This one is going well though.

Ok this thread is just some redditor getting content for r/4chan

>>14187429
juicy

>>14187429
>first experiment
>he was already dead
>liver is essential for growth in children
>my third unfortunately escaped
Fuck you /ck/, this is what happens when you get superior about mayonnaise.

>>14187429
WHAT

>>14187429
Why are all your tools rusty? What happened to the specimen that escaped? Why are you talking about children? Are these childrens organs or are you feeding children organs?

>>14187429
>>>14187353
>He was my first experiment.
>>>14187368
>I am not cannibal he was already dead, why waste good meat?
>>>14187364
>It is liver, the liver is essential for growth in children.
>>>14187380
>My first two were failures, and my third unfortunately escaped. This one is going well though.

what are your experiments? what do they involve? if you ate a dead person its still cannibalism by the way

>>14187429
what. the. fuck.

>>14187429
grilling in an epic foccacia

>>14187385
criminally underrated

>>14187385
Anon's big surprise.
In the refrigerator:
Specimen 4a.

>>14187429
>escaped victims
>children being fed their own organ meats
>its not cannibalism if you kill them first
holy fuck /ck/ you've officially shook me

>>14187191
>>14187294
>no label on it in first pic
Nice larp anon

Upon upon a thread so dreary, while I scrolled bored and weary,
Over many pics of fridge shelves and doors,
When I saw, I stopped fapping, my pants I was crapping,
Words of trapping and kidnapping, kidnapping of specimen 1 through to 4,
Only this and nothing more.

Ah, distinctly I remember it was an Anonymous member,
And each reaction gif brought more questions than before,
Eagerly I wished the answers - knowing this whole thread was cancer,
From my glowing LED, the words read clear "Specimen 4",
No answer or explanation for the poor soul "Specimen 4",
Nameless here, forever more.

>>14187294
>>14187429
what the fuck am i witness to

>>14187429
I WANNA BE IN THE SCREENSHOT

>>14187429
hey /ck/ remember that time we had a fucking cannibal posting?

>>14187429
based af what does baby taste like hannibal

this is worse than the human blood cupcakes thread

>>14187429
my sides are in orbit thanks for the workout bro i cant stop laughing what third world shit hole do you live in

here you are /ck/, you may look at my fridge

>>14187677

Is that icecream in the fridge? What's happening?

>>14187677
the fuck is up with your top shelf?
open butter,
askew carton of eggs
vanilla extra
2 fucking dozen heads of garlic

>>14187677
Fuck. Tea towel on the bottom. It seems so obvious now. Why didn't I think of it?

>>14187596
Can’t find anything wrong with this image. Good job, anon.

>>14187692
The garlic is to scare away vampires, duhh

>>14187714
Fruit and vegetables left in plastic bags will rot more rapidly.

>>14187429
why the fuck what the fuck

>>14187683
frozen meals which are defrosting into tupperware, which will catch dripping water
>>14187692
There was an incident with the butter being left out. It is being actively worked on as we speak.
There is actually 3 dozen if you notice behind the eggs. This is down from 5 dozen two nights ago. I like fresh garlic, as explained I prep meals, and I also like fresh garlic in my pasta sauce, and also sometimes just like a roast garlic.
Admittedly my fridge is very unplanned and I plan to get to that at some point. The current goal is to reduce all sauces in use in favour of fresh herbs and freshly made sauces.
>>14187697
enough was enough
>>14187724
Garlic is just nice and I can't understand people who don't like the smell; when cooked its a very rich and savoury food.

>>14187596
Nice to see some actual food aside from Raw Liver anon.

>>14187739
how come, what causes that?

>>14187677
You Asian-Australian?

>>14187596
Freezer pic

Do none of you actually cook?

Soda, condiments and liver is all im getting from this thread.

>>14187714
milk on the door is wrong it will spoil faster. god damn retards posting

>>14188453
Scottish roots caucasian
Some of those sauces have been with me for years, I had heaps of Indian ones and am now getting rid of the asian ones. slowly trading out prepped food (minced ginger/garlic, dry herbs, sauces) for freshly made things

>>14188658
if op had been smart he'd have asked for freezers,
when you get deep in the game and dont wanna spend cash everything gets frozen. not even vege in the fridge. also cooks end up hating the nice shit and do goto mcdonalds, drink soda etc.
I like 20c migoreng

>>14188874
This. I can't show my freezer(s) but it would btfo this whole thread.

>>14187294
anon... tell us where that liver came from

>>14188888
A random hooker he killed.

>>14183419
>sustaining your life on virtually nothing but liquids
yeah I remember that feel.

>>14187294
>"liver"

I love how everyone is apparently just subsisting on drinks and pickle brine.

>>14186898
It's all I drink.
>>14187310
You mock, but it's all I need.

>>14188972
also condiments

>>14188972
>>14188978
The Chad drinker vs. The virgin chewer.

>>14188973
I respect that.

>>14188488
This cheese? Why are you freezing your cheese bro? Gotta let that shit ripen.

>>14187422
yeah people have some sparse food spaces holy shit.

>>14184013
Pröööh in loo!! :D

>>14189167
I buy tillamook in the huge packs. I ration myself otherwise I will eat it all in 2 days. I only use cheddar for sourdough scones anyway

>>14188671
The gallon is gone within a week so no issues of spoilage

>>14187739
Well your right about the mushrooms but everything else keeps well. I keep the apples bagged otherwise they rot my bananas. Cabbage has a great shelf life in the fridge

>>14188435
The air they are exposed to becomes contaminated by gases. Like if you slept with your head under your blanket while farting through the night.

>>14189233
>>14184013
Proooooöööööö. :DDDD))))

>>14185371
Wtf how is this possible, how why do the bottles not fall????

>>14188658
OP here, I'll have you know I'm making rice
>>14188874
>>14188883
Feel free to post your freezers, there's nothing in mine so I didn't want to post it

>>14188658
Owner of >>14184994 here
I cook almost every day. I only eat one meal a day and I shop daily after work. If I have food in my fridge it's either leftovers from last night or some meat I'm thawing.

>>14189921
I wish I could post my freezers but they contain items I cannot show here or anywhere on the webs for that matter. They are full of some of the most delicious meat you can get, I will leave it at that.

>>14189921
Nothing but tubs and lemons. SOmetimes I get icecream but I dont like freezerburn so I eat it in 2 days.

>>14183821
Limon Pepino Gatorade is BASED.

>>14185371
Put the Skoal in the freezer. It’s better that way!

>>14189494
Smart. Is cheddar your favorite?

>>14183703
it says apple cider right there on the bottle

>>14192150
should've had a v8

>>14187196
FAT, im totes jelly