/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14281481
Why do all the shitposters use the exact same paper plates? I've never seen these in real life.

>>14281517
you don't even rank high enough to be a shitposter then anon. sad.

get out there and get you some plates, level up.

>>14281517
you've never seen a paper plate?

>>14281573
Not that specific brand, which just happens to be used by virtually every low effort poster.

>>14281517
Only lower class scum use paper plates. Buy some fucking plates from the thrift store or a restaurant supply company if your strapped for cash or don't want to blow your money, but for god sakes, use fucking plates made of ceramic or something.

>>14281576
oh, I never paid much attention to that. Probably the generic brand from a popular store like walmart or dollar general or some shit

>>14281584
I honestly don't even see the food at this point.
>hurr, deviled eggs but peanut butter and jelly
>so quirky!
All I see is that stupid plate and imagine some zoomers actually making this shit just to post it on reddit or whatever.

>>14281598
I'm guessing this is Mexico.

>>14281602
only americans would be fat enough to eat that

>>14281627
Mexico is fatter then America.

>>14281577
This, only time I use paper plates are to feed my cat

>>14281718
What's the point, all the alcohol would be gone.

>>14281758
lol american eggnog is not alcoholic.

>>14281545
That's not such a bad idea, sushi is sour, sour goes well with hotdogs plus sushi rice is full of gluten so it's not that different from bread anyways

>>14281545
>I made your favorite, Twinkie Weiner Sushi!

>>14281681
What the fuck is wrong with you? All of my pets have actual ceramic bowls, not like, stupid kitschy ones made for pets, but the same ones from my set.
Nigga, do your cat the basic courtesy of an actual bowl.

>>14281481
haha what if it was beans instead of peanust haha

>>14281517

You never been inside a grocery store? Those are dixie plates that can be found in any store.

>>14281481

This is the type of stupid shit that you would only do when you are young and think being quirky like this is funny.

I can't see anyone older than the age of 30 wasting their time making some stupid shit like this.

>>14281670
mexico is in america
mexicans are americans
americans are fat

>>14282509

So are you expected to like toss this jar in the oven and bake a jarred pizza...?

>>14281627
>>14282243
obsessed

>>14282500
filename tl;dr

>>14282497
That's not that terrible. It's 100% bachelor food, but there's far worse out there.
That being said, I'd probably just rather have the hotdogs in the bun by themselves, without all the added shit. Maybe plus the barbecue sauce.

>>14282558
>>14282497

Looks like some stupid shit that I would make when drunk.

Sober me with the same craving would just make a chili dog.

>>14281758
store bought stuff is always alcohol free

>>14282544
>CLEAN YOUR MUG FUUUUUCCKKK

>>14282500
>Acme
is that something from the Looney Tunes?

>>14282514
"I know how to keep my man :drool:"
>>14282764
It's well seasoned, you fucking baby>>14282514

>>14282769
A Company that Makes Everything

This is not for the faint of heart.

>>14281517
Dixie Everyday paper plates.
Readily available.

>>14282500
LOL for dairy almost always means it was produced by Land O'Lakes.

>>14282243
Abcessed!

>>14284156
what the fuck, it looks like plastic

>>14284186
it's either something like this or cheese slices with the peel still on them

>>14283239
A soft boiled egg?

Don't want this thread to die

>>14284047
I appreciate this informational post
Thank you

Hope this thread keeps going

>>14284407
where is the sopa de macaco

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>>14284424
how is that food gore?

>>14282500
They legally must call it “cheese product” if it’s less than 51% true cheese. “American cheese” is typically 50% cheddar, 50% milk to make it more creamy and meltable. It doesn’t mean it’s some strange soylent green shit like you faggots seem to be on about. I’m not a fan of it, but to act like it’s some abomination is just dumb.

I go to that acme in Malvern sometimes though

>>14284455
i'm really curious how it would taste..

>>14284457
The meltability is from sodium citrate. Milk helps, but there's more to it than just cheese.
Regardless, american cheese is trash compared to cheese.

>>14284472
I'm 90% sure its just typical instant curry with a fuckload of blue dye
but 2hu fags insist on having their curry look like Cirno's sloppy diarrhea

>>14284468
No, HEB, why? Why?

>>14284455
looks familiar

>>14284435
Beyond the fuckeri that is this abomination, why spritzes (what i assume to be) PB

>>14284501
>'milk'
what did they mean by this?

>>14284435
uma delicia
m
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>>14284562
I looked it up.
>In its reply, Wave said the sauce used to make this is its savory “signature white sauce and eel sauce,”
Source: https://nextshark.com/mount-dora-sushi-cereal/

>>14284595
then why did they call it milk?

>>14284610
To go with the cereal theme.

>>14284532
Meh, I've done similar. Last leftover tortilla, what to do with it?
I typically fill it with whatever is in the fridge and needs to go - cold cuts, cheese, vegetables, some sauce. Makes a decent snack to go.

>>14284619
odd theme, considering the lack of cereal but ok. do you you think they would call beef stew a cereal?

>>14284468
>MADE ON: $5.99

>>14284407
>sopa de sushi
>you can literally see that it hasn’t been disturbed in hours

>>14284156
Christ, that is revolting.
>>14284165
5/10, I'd eat.
>>14284261
IT MELTS!!!!
>>14284424
These are good.
>>14284455
AAAAAA
>>14284523
AAAAAaaa... yum?
>>14284532
Bachelor food. Not terrible.
>>14284593
Cannibal!!!

>>14281481
Pear Salad

>>14284435
>>>/wsg/3519995

>>14284531
That’s revolting

>>14284156
so that's how they make HRT

>>14283239
why was that so difficult to cut?

>>14284424
i dont like spam but this isnt gore

>>14282493
So is Colombia. Is Colombia fat?

>>14282544
>Godot Mug
Fucking Based

>>14284418
You are most welcome,
I am glad to have helped somehow

>>14282497
perfect drunk food

>>14285854
I'm actually not sure what I'm looking at.

>>14284457
you're confusing american cheese with cheez wiz, american cheese is just cheese that has been melted and homogenized

>>14285861
Baked potato soup

>>14282544
>and I never have to wash my bowl because.. I never wash my bowl

>>14281598
How the fuck do you eat this

Bacon, egg and cheese

>>14286490
The only good looking pic in this thread. Would eat.

This is some sick, twisted shit

>>14286533

>>14281545
Most grocery store sushi is made with kani kama, which is just the fish version of hotdogs.

>>14282544
Checkd and this is the most Asian post i've ever seen

>>14281481
looking at the top two, i thought those were like fermented chicken fetuses or something

>>14284527
If you used a steamer basket, it would be more believable that the person actually ate it.

>>14285030
What is that white stuff?

>>14286490
Reasonable.

>>14281481

>>14284532
It's the gross tape roll that makes this great.

>>14284655
No, because beef stew does not include a cereal by nature, unless you include crackers.

>>14282514
just looks like a typical stirfry that someone's mixed the rice into, instead of putting the stirfry on top or to the side of some rice.
looks like shit but probably tastes awesome.

>>14286048
Does this mean it was “baked potato” soup, or is it literally baked “potato soup”

The world may never know

>>14286816
This seems like something that people would spend exorbitant amounts of money on for no reason other than to have a picture akin to yours

>>14284435
it was ok up to the pb (i havent tried it but it might be good) but the chocolate is too much
and the burger isnt even done in the middle

>>14286808
I just eat them one at a time
Skittles and chocolate taste great together anyway

>>14286490
If those eggs are pickled I would devour that
I fucking love pickled eggs

>>14286815
Seems like a reasonable Halloween prank, the smell might give it away though.

>>14284468
I refuse to believe heb would serve this

>>14286933
>chocolate
looks like nutella to me

>>14283239
Dude that's a ramen egg. Easy to make and pretty lit.

>>14282290
There is no gluten in rice.

>>14282774
>It's well seasoned
yeah like your desk and your keyboard and I bet the carpet underneath your computer you fucking animal

>>14286783
Mayo. My grandparents make pear salad every year, come Christmas and Thanksgiving.

>>14284532
cute feet

>>14285012
can you leave?

>>14287131
you sure are fucking stupid

>>14284523
gotta shit blue

>>14281481

>>14281577
They are for convenience and they aren't cheap.

>>14284407
Maybe they even used some fucking leftover sushi from that shitty buffet also oh god

>>14282504
is that a nothern pike wtf

>>14284527
>not making your own pizza stock from leftovers
Cooklet detected

>>14288931
immediate face of disgust

>>14281602
looks slavic

>>14288971
>I use paper plates for the convenience!!! I'm not poor shut up reeeeeee

>>14285248
>are Americans fat?
Yes.

>>14289022
yeah it's good stuff

>>14284415
Why are they on the ground?

>>14281598
i see those king of garbage mountains often on instagram and each time i wanna vomit. Literally one has to be retarded to enjoy this kind of stuff

>>14288931
haha spaghetti in meatball i get it hahaha

>>14289407
cooling down

>>14284532
Ive done this, fuck, its a staple meal for me if you replace the hotdog with a hotlink

>>14286490
Absolutely based, if that is cheddar or colby id be all over them

>>14287711
there is no gluten in rice. the onyl common grains with gluten are wheat, rye and barley.

>>14285280
How pleasant. Have a wonderful evening good sir.

>>14282764
It's a little cleaner than it was, Godot lost it's status as my regular mug and is now used mostly as a measuring cup which is scouring the insides somewhat.

Now I use Sandshrew primarily.

>>14284527
what is going on in this picture?

>>14288931
Would eat ngl

>>14281718
Yumfeed is absolute gold

>>14284042
:(

>>14287711
Anon, I...

>>14286816
This is called an aspic. Restaurant I used to work at had this retard chef who just started and wanted to impress the chef with a new entree. This was the entree, well a little bit better than this. Needless to say that shit got 86'd.

That retard had so many fucking stupid ideas too. And an asshole as well, high on coke during service. Would be nervous as hell during the day, terrified of the chef, then one of the restaurant manager kids he was friends with took him outside and he came back talking the most shit ever.

Hate working in the kitchen never again.

>>14282298
underrated

>>14285012
kys

>>14282504
That dish that mom makes for her 30 y.o. son who doesn't have a job, never had and not even trying to look for.

>>14282544
TL;DR is that in some international cheese competition a cheese from the US won and Euros have been seething since, I understand that not every person in the US is getting that expensive award winning cheese but they act like Americans can ONLY eat kraft singles or velveeta, Amish cheese is good stuff, don't know what coasties get for "good cheese".

>>14283239
I don't like soft boiled at all but its really not food gore imo

>>14289145
stupid lazy poor people would always use paper plates, which costs more in the long run but if they had long term thinking they might not be poor.

>>14281545
Hawaiians must answer for this

>>14284042
lmao their pan (is that a wok??) is so fucked up

>>14284595
huh, that sounds kinda neat

>>14286533
peanut allergy russian roulette

>>14288971
>I'm not poor I'm just terrible with my time AND money

dumbass fat fuck
being fat should be illegal

>>14282493
When you say american you refer to those living in the united states retard.

Are canadians american? What about people from greenland?

>>14289407
the weak must fear the strong