/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14293240
This is a bad post and you should feel bad

OP

what the fuck

>>14293257
Honestly I'd try it

>>14293257
>hot pepper berry bacon jam

>>14293245
>>14293261
Literally FRIED CHEESE
>somehow okay

>>14293267
you will find it will light up all the salty sweet receptors in your tongue and body but leave you with less nutrients than you started with
isn't worth it
they should be rounded up and set on fire and given to Africans

>>14293257
>created by potheads, for potheads

>>14293272
ikr eat halloumi you faggots thats the healthy version of this zogfood
another thing that should be gone are FRIED JALAPENO POPPERS

JUST EAT CHEESEY STUFFED JALAPENOS OR PAN FRY THEM AT HOME IN BUTTER AND EVOO

why is everything fried in refined vegetable oil these days, do they want us to die?

>>14293278
a lot of potheads are health nuts but some have absolutely 0 concept of health and really do eat this shit
I'll never understand those 400lb stoners
I hate fat people

>>14293268
I think you summed it up

>>14293305
I don't know a single healthy pothead
I used to know a lot of potheads and they were all retards

>>14293240
clam strips

>>14293240
These frozen mussel things, vile ass shit!

>>14293368

Oof, that is a rough one

>>14293355
every straight edge person I know is morbidly obese
studies say stoners are skinnier on average

>>14293388
>studies say stoners are skinnier on average
Yeah, because they're too lazy to cook or go out.

>>14293368
That’s a horrifying prospect. One of my all time great pleasures is downing a bowl of fresh mussels and a few pints of bitter on a seaside patio. Pure heaven.

>>14293450
Bingo
- stoner

>>14293450
Munchies are only common among people who don't smoke alot
Smoke everyday for a year or two and you will only eat one or two meals a day

>>14293257
>late night cravings

>>14293240

>>14293257
do americans really

>>14293546
>Smoke everyday for a year or two and you will only eat one or two meals a day
That's because they've fucked their endocannabinoid system all to shit and can't naturally get an appetite

>>14294528
seethe harder you sour-grapes third worlder

>>14293257
What the fuck

>>14293257
NOT JUST ONE. BUT TWO.

>>14293257
>Wal-Mart

>>14293546
based greenman

Black pudding yukkkkk

Any pizza that isn't neapolitan

Salads
>oh wow you put lettuce on top of tomatoes

>>14294723
Maybe don't make shit salads retard

>>14293240
Weird-shaped "chicken" products like White Castle chicken rings or Rugrats frozen nuggets.

Casu marzu.

basically maggot-shit cheese

>>14294723
this, fuck salad and fuck the person who made iceberg lettuce the staple salad base.

>>14294866
That's romaine, dum dum.

>>14294608
nah OMAD is based

>>14294697
that's garbage food man

Monte Carlo sandwiches are fucking deserving of the monicker "food that shouldn't exist." It'll end up killing you, all that ham, french toast, canadian bacon, raspberry jam and swiss will clog your arteries and give you the beetus.

>>14293240
fuck mayonnaise, i hate that shit
fucking gross

>>14294992
This, mayo is the work of the devil.

>>14294992
I hate everything with mayonaise in it. I also hate egg salad, chicken salad, tuna salad, and fucking ham salad.

>>14295005
gay
have u ever tried homemmade mayo?
bet not

>>14293300
Where did all of these schizo's come from all of a sudden?

>>14295011
I don't like it because it has essentially raw eggs in it, I know they sometimes use lemon juice to "cook" the eggs with the citric acid, but it seriously irks me. I'll only eat eggs that are actually cooked, like scrambled or sunnyside-up.

>>14295024
they are schizos, they just have severe, non-meme-variety autism

>>14293257
Jesus wept at how American this picture is

>>14294982
>Monte Carlo sandwiches
only mathematicians eat this

>>14295449
and physicists. Really you never know what you're gonna get with a Monte Carlo sandwich.

>>14293305
Weed is fun when bulking, but on a cut, it makes me miserable because I just wanna stuff my face but can’t. But after a big leg day, getting completely cooked and moving in on a double quarter pounder... nothing quite like it.

>>14294953
>fat free milk
what is the difference to water at that point

>>14293257
>>14293267
Donut cheeseburgers prepared fresh, sure. But not fully cooked frozen microwaveable donut cheeseburgers.

>>14295030
nigga worried about being killed by an egg wtf lmao

>>14295024
get use to it

>>14293272
Hey come on anon, people can enjoy simple foods on occasion.

>>14293388
I’m straight edge and really fat
I think straight edge people try to excuse themselves and say “I take care of my body every other way, food is my only vice” shit like that.

>>14295030
There isn't any sometimes about it. Mayo is an emulsion so it happens every time whether it's lemon juice or vinegar. What I'm saying is that mayo is based and that you should slam your head down as hard as you can on an upturned ice pick.

>>14293240
Buy a bullet and rent a gun.

>>14293546
>Munchies are only common among people who don't smoke alot
I can agree with this to some extent but I think it actually comes down to indica vs sativa. A lot more indicas have a tendency to cause munchies.

>>14294982
Dont eat them every day then. Eating a fucking sandwich isnt going to kill you, you need to eat like shit constantly to get fucked.

>>14294982
Monte Cristo.

>>14293257
If you eat anything from great value, you deserve what you get

>>14293240
vegan imitations of real food.

>>14294723
*eats some red luttuce, onion and watercress salad*
Stay fat fatty

>>14293257
do they ship with lube dipping sauce?

>>14293257
It's really weird to see an off-brand store label create these sorts of things without precedent. Like if Kellogs was slinging these things their imitations would be expected, but they kinda just went out on their own.

>>14293272
The Greeks do deep fried feta cheese in a thin puff pastry, and slather it in honey (and probably something else I can identify just yet)
Decadent

>>14295030
You need to fucking chill.

>>14298296
feta isn't as greasy as mozzarella.

>>14294982
>Monte Carlo sandwiches
kek
>>14295449
>>14295706
fucking beat me to it

>>14294697
That isn't pizza

>>14293272
Why do you hate freedom?

>>14294992
agreed, at best for me it's a bland paste, and at worst it tastes gross

>>14298283
Some of wal mart's food R&D staffers are legitimately retarded.

>>14299014
Seeing fatties literally clog public healthcare systems with their infinite list of chronic illnesses makes me think much less of personal freedom.

>>14298369
Low moisture/low fat mozzarella exists anon... And feta doesn't have the same pull/melt of a nice low moisture mozzarella.

>>14299140
Fascist commie. Go pull down a statue.

>>14298296
>Decadent
Delicious is the word I'd use.

>>14293257
I don't agree that this exists.

>>14293240
Basically every part of the english kitchen except gravy

>>14293272
Fried cheese is really good, mozzarella sticks ain't. Mozzarella is a bad cheese to fry, but Camembert, Blue cheese or just basic Eidam are all great when breaded and fried.

>>14298369
your mom is greasy