/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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That aside, I'm kind of disappointed to learn it's just a development design and no actual work has been done on actually making it. The final product will probably be disappointing, if they try making one.

>>14311160
That looks shopped.

>>14311220
it currently is, but they intend to make the product

>>14311160
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD ID TOTALLY DRINK FROM THIS

Perfect for suicidal Christmas parties

Bob Evens >>>>>>>>>>>>> Stouffers
Not even a contest.

>>14311160
Amer*ca was a mistake

Do Americans really?

>>14311160
imagine the maintenance

>>14311368
Maintenance?

>>14311160
Remember to leave a little room in your bowl for the chili.

>>14311342
We really do. I like to put a shot or two of it in my 72 oz. Dr pepper

>>14311405
>watched a video on a man who got botulism from one of these
Could never enjoy the free chili and cheese every again

>>14311160
Now make it Cracker Barrel deluxe Mac and I'll take it

>>14311405
I'm surprised the bench is correctly labelled.

>>14311405
jesus

>>14311342
Actual cheese is extremely overpriced in America so they have to use the liquid, plastic flavoured shite. They cannot afford actual cheese without putting their house up for mortgage.

>>14311725
I wouldnt even feed that to my pet racoon

Abhorrent

>>14311758
it's not that expensive. I can get blocks of cheddars and jacks from WinCo for decent prices.

>>14311758
Kek

>>14311725
After hearing about multiple people get botulism from pickled eggs I started avoiding them. Used to love pickled eggs.

>>14311777
Pics of trash panda?

>>14311405
thanks to covid i this is currently unavailable in my area
just kill me bros

>>14311160
>what more could a neet ask for?
A job

>>14312667
just mac now. shhh.

>>14311758
this is true, i just put my third house up for mortgage just to be able to bend over far enough to suck my own cock like a europoor

>>14311160
>what more could a neet ask for?
A fulfilling life surrounded by supportive friends and family.

>>14311391
Just load a 10 gallon cube of our stouffers propreitary mac recharge cube into the machine and let it do its thing. When the red light goes off, your mac is back on tap!

Do Americans really?

>>14311758
>Actual cheese is overpriced in America
As someone who lives on the Wisconsin-Indiana border, fuck off.

That thing needs to dispense lasagna flavored hamburger helper with smeat already in it and then we're talkin.

>>14311160
>>14311405
Frankly, I find draft chili mac a little bland without the butter.

>>14311188
>>14311255
imagine your hotel or whatever buying that and realizing you're the one that has to clean that thing out three times a day.
fuck

>>14315754
maybe it's contained in a bag that just sits inside and hooks over the spout?

>>14312256
I make pickled eggs all the time, just don't stab them to speed it up and you're good.

>>14315759
I would have cheeseless macaroni drop from a hopper to be delivered on a screw, and a separate cheese topping squeezing over the top from a contained chamber as it drops into the bowl.

Actually, the pasta would have to be delivered in buckets on a conveyor. There would be too much crushing in a screw.

>>14311405
>contains soy

Do americans really??

>>14313720
>Wisconsin-Indiana border

I think we are witnessing levels of retardation never approached before. I've heard rumors about the primitive Midwestern mind but to see it in the wild like this...

>>14314138
the tiny sneeze guard

>>14312659
Wolf Brand Chili and El Mexicano Nacho Cheese Sauce. It is the same stuff like 80% of the chili cheese dispensors in America use. You can find them on amazon if you can't shop local.

>>14313720
>Wisconsin-Indiana border.
You live in the middle of Lake Michigan?

>>14317626
Yes

>>14315759
You're a pretty smart guy

>>14317427
I think he’s referring to illinois anon

>>14314138

>old butter system behind the concession stand was basically a bag of semi solid butter flavoring poured into a tank bucket and heated with what essentially a curling iron.
>A couple squirts could butter flavor a large popcorn no problem
>Theater owner gets bought out, renovations come in
>It's a self serve butter island. supposed to seal but o-rings constantly fall into the muck. >Ask for tongs or at least long sleeved gloves to retrieve it.
>nope.
>mfw people make popcorn soup of butter-flavoring, skin flakes, and arm hair.

>>14317427
>>14317707
>>14317630
I'll be honest anons I don't even live in Illinois I live in Wisconsin, I just got worried about giving out IRL information and said something stupid.

>>14318433
so anonymous lives in wisconsin huh, interesting, very interesting.
my list about you grows larger every day.

>>14311795
that isn't actual cheese though, you're just proving >>14311758's point

>>14311405
Given the small puddle of drips, I'd imagine that chili comes out of the spout looking just like it does when it comes out of you.

assuming this is created, how long until stouffer's mashed potatoes on tap?
bush's baked beans on tap?
campbell's tomato soup?

>>14317427
>border of literally who and literally who
nice comeback

>>14311220
I posted this picture here on Friday night. I got it from a press release on Thursday. It is real.

>>14319520

Marie Callenders chicken fried steak on tap? Might have to redesign the spout but it could work.

>>14311758

>>14315782

Are you having a stroke?

>>14318972
what is "real" cheese then?

>>14317427
Everyone in this thread is dumb.
I see that you basically live in Lake Michigan. House boat or something?

thing is, even the most high quality macaroni and cheese could be made and placed in a bag and dispensed in a machine and everyone would still shit on it. It would only be good for like a week or so, but cafeterias and buffets could totally do it, even fancy mac and cheese isn't difficult or expensive

>>14319990
yes. because only lardasses need food dispensers like this.

>>14311160
They have the worst mac and cheese

>>14321037
think about the innovation in a stale market though, soon even the good brands will be on tap

>>14319930
Hungry Man Salisbury Steak Tap'd

>>14319984
holy based.

you don't even need to pay property taxes on a houseboat.

>>14319990
>implying anyone would ever put high quality food in a hot box with a spigot

>>14311160
This looks like something you would find in Wisconsin.