/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14318734
Bet you still drove away and ate it like the beta faggot you are, crying into your "girlfriend's" shoulder

It's because they liked you

Fudge is the best part

>>14318734
>relaxing around them

>>14318798
You misunderstand, it was half the fudge of an ordinary sundae.

We laughed it off though, I just felt bad for the people who got stuck behind us.

Probably dumbest thing I did
>worked overnight shift
>got out at 6am
>wanted to just eat and knock out
>went to Taco Bell breakfast
>order like a Crunchwrap and quesadilla
>pay
>drive home
>park car
>grab wallet, phone, keys
>wait.....where the fuck is the bag
>I paid for the food and drove off
>so angry just went to sleep

>>14318833
Almost did the reverse with my friends

>Going on a night drive with the boys
>Decide to go to McD’s
>Friend reading the LED display where you order
>”Guys, it’s out of order. We gotta go up.”
>Drive ahead and up to the window
>The worked just starts passing all this food to us
>”Uh... We didn’t order anything. Your machine said it was out of order”
>Worker looks at us like we’re insane
>”Is it? I don’t think it is.” Takes back food
>One of us suggests we go back around to check
>LED was saying “Place order here”
>Order, pay and get the fuck out of there because our dumbass friend couldn’t read

My mom used to take me to Burger King sometimes and then we would drive to a parking lot and eat our food and talk. Once in awhile she would prank the drive through operators and ask for pizza or spaghetti or whatever and I thought it was so funny.

>be me
>get the hungry
>decide to eat fast food for some reason
>pull up to drive through speaker box
>obvious black person asks me what i want
>lose appetite
>drive away
>get a frozen pizza and go home

>>14318907
comfy memory anon

>going in the dt
safest way of getting a fucked up order

>>14318786
The fuck is your problem? Piss off back to /b/

What happens if they ask you to pull forward and you just say no? too beta to do it myself, dont want spit in my food.

>>14319568
Then they can't serve anyone else until your shit is done. Whether or not that's a dick move depends on the order. If it's something basic and not that large of an order, then they can go fuck themselves for being so inept. I've never worked in fast food but I've heard some places abuse that pull over to keep their drive thru numbers artificially high.

>>14318969
wise choice

>>14318786
You sound like my former cunt of a gf. She literally loved complaining to restaurants about the food and thought I was a pussy if didn't.

Got taco bell and they didnt even cook the quesadilla, fuck the bell

>>14318734
A couple years ago I'd secretly film any qt drive thru cashiers. They'd often spot the phone oddly angled up. They probably all knew I was a perv.

>12 years old
>Dad taking me fishing for bluefish down in Ocean City.
>Fished early morning so dad took me to McDonald's for breakfast for the drive back.
>As we are waiting in the drive thru dad makes a dad joke about how the cashiers have "tubes" for going to the bathroom, allowing them to work for so long at the window.
>We pull up to the window to get our McMuffins.
>As we are getting our food I call out to the cashier, "Miss can I please see your tube?"
>Sitting in the passenger seat I am in arm range of my father.
>Next thing I know I'm backhanded my by my dad's right hand and am seeing stars.
>Few minutes later I eat my McMuffin and fall asleep.

Every time I go to a drive thru with my dad he brings this story up and we laugh.

>>14321211
>Every time I go to a drive thru with my dad he brings this story up and we laugh.
How fucking old are you?

>>14321221
29 now, I only live 30 minutes from my parents so I go fishing with my dad pretty often.

>>14318907
god i wish i had happy memories like that

>>14321239
What happened that you don't have simple memories like that?

>>14321246
probably a zoom zoom raised by ipads and youtube instead of a human

>>14321221
This happened last summer.

>>14321246
years of neglect led to repressed memories i guess. addict parents are no fun, anon

>>14318734
did you pack the get your gf's other bf to pack the fudge for you?

>be me
>mcdonalds drive thru with father
>teen girl holding her chin as she's filling the drink
>tries to slide the window open with the drink in hand
>still holding her chin, now with a napkin
>gets the window open, drops the drink onto fathers door
>hand reaches for drink revealing popped pimple on chin
>femanon: "oh fucker"
>coke explodes onto the door and ground below
>gets new drink along with meal and leaves

been 15 years and I still say "oh fucker" whenever I drop something except nobody alive knows why

>>14321211
fucking pissed my pants lmao

>>14321070
Same. Women are insane and if there is no drama they work hard to create it

>>14318907
That's so cute.

>>14321272
>did you pack the get your gf's other bf to pack the fudge for you?
Based stroke poster

>>14318734
>be me
>work evening shift, 3pm-11pm
>frequent taco bell because it's all that's open when I get off
>order a couple quesalupas one night
>see a new qt working at window
>she seems extra smiley towards me
>makes small talk etc
>take my food and leave
>every time I go she's super chatty
>one time, she says "you know I've been seeing you come by here a lot"
>fuck what do I say to that
>don't fuck this up don't fuck this up
>"maybe I just like coming out to see you"
>she laughs
>asks me what my name is
>holy shit this actually happening
>we end up trading info
>turns out she's really into vidya and shit
>we start hanging out on our days off
>weeks go by
>she still lives with her parents but is looking for a place of her own
>offer for her to move in with me
>she accepts
>we end up dating
>we spend every night playing vidya and watching movies
>life is perfect
>suddenly it's weeks earlier and I'm back at the Taco Bell drive thru
>"you know I've been seeing you come by here a lot"
>"haha yeah"

>>14318734
This is the worst story I've heard in my life and if you don't kill yourself I'll probably kill both of us for you, and then eat your imaginary girlfriend's brains.

>>14321858
>>"haha yeah"
"haha yeah, it's the only place still open when I get off work"

>>14321876
Yeah I wish I had the level of confidence to respond that way, also to make matters worse I stopped seeing her there after that

>>14321883
Sorry anon

>>14321753
Nah you're just a massive cuck

>>14319568
if you say no, then the most they're going to do is have a manager come up and ask you to pull up.

as someone who works in the industry, we ask you to pull up either because your order is just too big for us to acommodate it fast enough, or it's a special order that takes more time/prep to get out than everyone behind you. Like if you're the type of fag to order shit extra crispy or no salt on the fries or something like that. Those take longer to make, and we already have the next few orders ready to go out while we stand around and wait for your snowflake order.

>>14321918
Nigga it is fast food did you really just say the industry with a straight face, it's 2 hours of television training videos and you're put on the line, so what if I want no salt on my fries

>>14321984
you've never worked a fast food level job and it shows

>>14321858
I wish I couldn't relate

>>14318734
>go to chick fil a
>ran out of drinks at home so just order 2 drinks so i can drink one for dinner
>they give me the drink holder for 2 drinks
>put it on the floor
>immediately falls over and the lid pops off
I fucking hate those stupid shitty things, jesus fucking christ.

>>14323090
the only reason they ask you to park is because the cars are on timers and get recorded to show your performance
yes i worked fast food

>>14321246
moderate to heavy drug use and several years of untreated depression
i also have very few things to trigger memories so they just fade away over time since i never think about them

>>14321070
Dated a negress that was like this

>>14323153
It's good to know there's other people out there like me. Makes the world feel a little less lonely I guess. Hang in there anon

>>14323142
So you understand their incentives to keep times low. You understand everyone involved knows this too. Then why would anyone care about being pulled over? Not like they're slowing the production down, if anything it gets the solo coffee drivers through faster and everyone is happier except for snowflake t. cuck with his four meals, and who cares what he thinks.

>>14318969
Based

>>14318734
It was one of them places where they put tall curbs so after you order you're trapped. Couldn't get out I was stuck in line. I sat there like an idiot waiting for my food. I couldn't help myself I was so mad I started flashing my brights at the guy in front of me. I felt a little bad doing this immediately afterwards but I don't even think he noticed because it was sunny out. I could tell my face was blue i was breathing so shallow. When I finally got to the window I gave them a piece of my mind by giving the shebeast that greeted me a stern look. THEN she has the fucking gall to ask me to pull up to a parking spot to receive my order. I lost it at this point. Threw my wallet at her and drove off kinda quick.

>>14318907
>My mom used to take me to Burger King sometimes and then we would drive to a parking lot and eat our food and talk.
Fuck, same. Sometimes I'd get a McDonalds soft serve ice cream cone. Sometimes if getting an actual meal and not a treat tacobell or jack in the box.

>>14321233
Comfy memories my fren
Hold them near and dear

>go to a&w
>get told they ran out of root beer
>not even 1pm
>pic related at drink area

>>14318888
Boring story but che/ck/ed

>about 3 years ago
>feeling fat, go to McDicks
>order whatever, girl working the counter adds in a free hamburger
>Ask why
>she says to celebrate the opening of the first mcdrive 20 years ago so everyone gets a free hamburg today
>ask her if shes sure
>she rolls her eye cuntily 'duhh i work here?'
>ok
>go home, enjoy free burg

>>14324241
fuck my nuts, meant to type she said it opened 200 years ago

>>14318888
I'd have just drove off.

>having a shit day
>stop at a mcdicks
>order a big mac meal with no cheese
>they've fucked up before, take the time to open the box immediately before any cheese present can melt
>there's cheese
>feel a tingling, lightheaded sensation
>let out the roar of a thousand spergs
>rip off the cheese and throw it at one of the dining room windows
>it sticks
>come back to my senses and get the hell out of there

Day wasn't boring, I'll give it that.

>>14323825
virgin
>>14324389
chad

>>14321246
parents only had me to satisfy my grandparents and made me aware of it

I tried ordering iced coffee with no cream or sugar from McDonald's and they got it wrong three times. After the second time they had me pull over and they gave me an iced coffee that still had milk in it. I had to be somewhere so at that point I took it and left. I didn't expect them to ever get it right. I thought my order was pretty simple.

>>14321070
What a bored cunt. I have family members like this, guess it's fairly common.

>>14324462
Iced coffee is literally never fresh. You're lucky if it was made within a 3 hour time frame.
t. worked there for a year

>>14324389
>let out the roar of a thousand spergs
kek'd

>>14324462
I wasn't expecting much better. I was in a rush and didn't want hot coffee. Was a few months ago and was the only time I'd been to a McDonald's in years. Doubt I will again, next time I'm in a rush I might as well just get something caffeinated from a convenience store.

>>14321073
That is one sad looking sloppa shit. Sorry to see that, my man.

>>14318734
>go to McDs with my bros
>friend is poor, feels uncomfortable
>gaslight my buddies into scamming the drive through for free food en route so he doesn't have to say "N-nah I'm good"
>get to McDs
>"Hey, uh, mu friend has a gluten intolerance and we all want milkshakes, are the gluten free?"
>girl is like "Lemme check real quick..."
>"Nah, lets not risk it we'll head out thanks though."
>wait at collection window
>black chick just hands us what the person behind us ordered
>2 big mac meals and 20 nuggets
>split it 4 ways
>friend laughed harder than I seen him laugh for a long time

>>14324598
How did you gaslight them?

>>14318734
>girlfriend
>hot fudge

>>14324609
>you guys are boring as fuck, scamming the drive through isn't even a crime. At worst it's getting goods through deception and that's civil court.
>seriously stop being a pussy it'll be hilarious

>be me as a kid
>get picked up from friends house
>mom is drunk (as per usual)
>she starts ripping on me about how she had no time to make dinner because she was running after me all day
>I was at a sleep over from the night before, but ok
>she pulls into a drive through
>she changes her order like 5 times and its really specific (I.e this one with no pickle, this one with double pickle and mustard)
>girl taking order is confused so tells her to pull upto window and place order there
>finly.get order
>Some minor screw up like the pickle was on when it shouldn't have been
>mom throws one of the two bags at the girl in the drive through and takes off
>get home
>mom yells at me because she forgot she through the bag at the girl taking the order and claims I ate it on the way home

>>14324598
What's your skin color?

>>14324241
You deserved the eye roll. What purpose is there in asking if she's sure when she just answered your question? It's a McDonald's not your friends house she doesn't give a fuck.

>>14324698
read>>14324244

>>14324241
>>ask her if shes sure
>>she rolls her eye cuntily 'duhh i work here?'
You didn't actually think she did it because she liked you did you?

>>14324389
I hope you paid cash and not with credit card

>>14324598
>>black chick just hands us what the person behind us ordered
Exploiting the flaw in the drive thru system.
Also, I feel bad for all the poor people on this board

>>14324665
Holy shit

>>14324887
I have no earthly idea why anyone would use a card in a drive through. Who knows what they're doing with it?

>>14324917
You do when you look at your statement. Are you that paranoid?

>>14324942
Yes.

>>14324942
>people choosing some privacy is a bad thing.
Suck my dick gay nigger.

>drunk, 1am thought "hey, McDonald's is open and there will probably be no one in line
>takes 20-25 minutes to get 4 mcdoubles despite there being only one person in front of me
>ask for free fries or a mcflurry
>wagie says he can't (aka won't) give me fries or a mcflurry, instead offers me a large coke that was certainly for the next order behind me
>take coke
>throw it on drive thru floor
>"you're gonna have to do me better than that next time"
>wagie gives me my burgers
>take them, drive off
Worst meal I've had in months, I actually swore off McD's entirely because of that awful experience. I kind of regret acting like a dick, but they did me dirty by taking so long for no reason, also fuck McD's.

>>14325198
>1am
Isn't that the magical time where they have to do the daily update for all of their systems, during which they can't take transactions? Still they should've given you the god damn fries.

>>14325338
That's 2am.
>they can't take transactions
They definitely can, they're just cash only at the time. You were lied to by a lazy retard.

>>14325198
You're the reason I hope McDick employees should be armed. I would've shot you as you tried to drive away.

>>14325356
I don't go to fast food drive thrus at 1 or 2am because I am not a degenerate, that's just something I've read online.

>>14318734
Why the FUCK can't women pull up all the way? It's always women. I CAN'T REACH THE FUCKING SPEAKER BECAUSE YOU DUMB CUNT HAVE TO LEAVE A 6 FOOT GAP BETWEEN YOU AND THE CAR IN FRONT OF YOU PULL THE FUCK UP!

>>14325380
That's good anon. I did night shift there for a while, it's definitely peak freak hours. at that time. Gotta love the drunk whores on weekends though.

>>14318969
Based and blackpilled

>>14321073
Tortilla, cheese, microwave. Nah a better trio

>>14324462
SAY BLACK COFFEE WITH ICE SAVED U

>>14321918
i had to pull up wait 15mins for one double cheese burger did they spit in it?

>>14318734
>had a legit credit card that worked everywhere
>except this one Wendy's
>for some reason this card caused their payment system to freeze, hang, and time out
>they couldn't directly blame the card because it wasn't being declined and it seemed like it was just their computers fucking up
>manager trying to troubleshoot it for a few minutes
>he asks if I have another card or cash to pay with
>show him my empty wallet, that's my only credit card and I don't carry cash
>"Alright, uh... go ahead to the next window and get your food. It's on us this time."
>chalk it up to a one-time system error
>few weeks later
>at that Wendy's again
>payment system freezes up again
>same routine
>they don't recognize me
>"Do you have any other way to pay?"
>show my empty wallet
>"Go on ahead, don't worry about the payment."
>I realize the cause is definitely my card
>get free Wendy's once a month for like a year
>they never recognize me or accuse me of anything
It was bizarre and I have no idea why that card did that there but never had problems anywhere else, but I could pretty much just go get free Wendy's any time I wanted it. Eventually I got a new card and it didn't do that, but it was fun while it lasted.

>drive to taco bell at midnight
>its normally open to 2am
>light is on for sign. lights are on inside
>pull behind a nig in the drivethru
>hes halfway out the window slurring and speaking loudly and banging on the thing
>wait for like 5 mins wtf is going on
>a white girl worker comes outside and tells me he is drunk and they are closed
>im trapped in the narrow drivethrough lane with curbs and cant fuck off without reversing
>someone pulled in behind me and I cant reverse
>yell at the nig to fucking move theyre closed, he refuses to
>girl tells me hes drunk
>run over the curb to escape and park for a sec
>notice theres literally 0 other workers in the store except this one chick so everyone else must have not shown up or walked out
>she asks me if I want anything
>uh sure a crunchwrap and cheesy gordita crunch
>she comes out and gives it to me for free
>nigger is still beating on the drive through box parked there as I leave

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

>>14325645
I unironically would have pulled out my handgun, walked up to his window and told him to leave, then got pussy and more free food from the drive thru thot

Went to burger king drive thru. It was late and I worked early the next day so I asked if they had any drinks that were sugar free and caffeine free.
>uhm, yeah, we have root beer
I figured, ok, sugar free Mug Root Beer is fine. Took a sip and it was unmistakably Bang's Root Beer, which of course has sugar and caffeine. That bitch served me lies. I couldn't sleep that night.

>>14325662
and then you would wake up

>>14318907
That is retarded but also cute and wholesome.

>>14325377
For dumping a $0.09 corporate sugar water after you floundered and fumbled to provide basic service? Good job, peon goy jogger shit

>>14324665
Anon I am so sorry, I hope that she got help. if she didn't, I hope you are in a better place than she is.

>>14325655
You're pretty autistic lad, just shrug it off instead of being a cunt. You have a point, but remember you're dealing with a human being, maybe she was trying to be friendly or straight up bored. Though I would also eat in my car if going home isn't an option

>>14325677
It's Barqs...

>>14325723
Welcome to your first day here lad

>>14325724
it literally spells bangs. fucking eur*pean

>>14325713
You need to be taught some manners you retard

>>14323779
i know why they do it, but i disagree with the premise of the car timers and ranking system they have
so the result is i dont give a fuck
if youre so lazy you come though a drive through for 1 coffee in the breakfast rush, i dont give 2 shits about you. if you dont wanna get out of the car then you can sit there and wait

>>14325729
I just wanted to call him a sperg for writting an essay about how the peasant wagies dare to socialize with him, sometimes their reactions are funny

>>14325655
I don't even care that the founding father's liked to creampie their slaves, this is literally the reason why the 2nd amendment was invented.

I'm gonna say it:
As a customer, I don't give a single fuck about your drive thru times. Don't ask me to pull up, you fucking nigger.

>>14321211
>innocent joking question set up by father
>gets backhanded

>>14325724
No? Read the can.
>>14325677

>>14325767
>he hasn't experienced tough love
I'm sorry anon.

>>14318734
>Be me
>Go to Popeyes
>Ask for Okra and Biscuits.
>Get okra and biscuits.
>Eat my okra and biscuits.
>Am happy anon :)

>>14325629
Based and graced

>>14318786
Oh anon, you wouldn't even ask for the ketchup packets

>>14321864
Dangerously based.

>>14325677
I'm like 83% certain Oliet Bang's doesn't have caffeine. That said I don't know why she would assume non diet root beer wouldn't have sugar.

>>14318734
I did go to the McDonalds and what an experience. I ask for a Quarter Pounder and fries and they say do I want a meal. I say no I do not want drinks so they said OK and I went through. I got my food and you would not believe the fries.

I walked in and said hey I do not want extra salt. They say they will not give me any, and I tell them no they already have. I tell them it is much too salty fries that taste like the Dead Sea. They say it is normal salt and I say no I don't want these Dead Sea fries and put them into the bin. I tell them I do not like this trick to make me buy drinks and walked out with anger.

I did not eat the burger I was too angry at it, but I did get a Gatorade at gas station because now I am so thirsty. I do not go to McDonalds now.

>>14318907
My mum would take me to Mcdonalds at 3am when I was drunk and hungry, I often threw my fries at her on the drive home.

>>14323101
Drink water next time fatty

>>14325655
>please clap

>>14321864
Based and grug pilled

>>14324665
I sorry, anon

>>14318888
Lel

>>14318734
>Be 11 at night getting drunk at friend's place
>He decides he wants McDicks
>10 minutes walk or 1 minute drive
>Drive there
>He's driving since he had his car there, he's wearing jeans and a suit jacket, no shirt
>Order a bunch of shit
>Get around to the collection window
>"Hey it's going to be about 15 minutes can you pull around into the waiting bay"
>"No"
>18 year old in the window looks like someone just stuck a finger up his ass
>Friend keeps refusing to move
>Cashier runs away
>Food comes out in about 1 minute and we go
>Get home and we have way more food than we ordered so I think we may have gotten the order behind us as well
tl;dr: If they ask you to move to the waiting bay just refuse and the food will get there even quicker than usual

>Pulled into a McDonalds drive-thru
>Speaker asked me for my order
>Gave my order
>Speaker asked me if that will be everything
>Yes
>Ok drive to the next window please
>Drove to the next window
>Person opened the window and handed me a bag containing my food
>Thanked them and was asked to drive to next window
>Person at next window told me the price and I paid by card
>They said thank you
>I pulled away
>Ran over a cat and my car exploded

>>14327197
You guys sound pretty rad and just quite crazy like Bam Margera almost? Haha a suit jacket but no shirt? That is super rad

>fast food
>niggers and mexicans touching my food
>nope
>drive away

>>14324598
What place doesn't train their employees to take the money before handing out food?

>>14326085
You're a cunt

>>14318734
They really did that?
Whenever I walk into any establishment, be it food or retail, and the employees are talking and laughing—sometimes even cackling—it always is a big turn off

>>14327218
He's dead retard

>>14318833
Ugh— I hate doing that with takeout.
My husband and I once went to Pf Chang’s, ordered food and also something for to go to bring back to our hotel. Get all the way to the hotel 4 hours later...... where is the bag???? He had even gone back in to take our toddlers potty and saw our server again who didn’t say a word about “sir, I think you forgot your food.”

—-luckily, the manager was an absolute doll. We called her and she said “when you guys get back from your trip, we will redo your order on the house.” Really great service!!

>>14319819
How does that keep numbers artificially high?

>>14326025
You're correct about Oliet Bang's not having sugar or caffeine. It's a well known fact that Mr. Bang made that drink for his brother Oliet, who was a spaz with diabetes.
Oliet Bang's is never served at restaurants. I could have died drinking regular Bang's if I were a spaz with diabetes, and it would have been that burger queen's fault.

>>14318734
another lesson for your retarded blood sucking gf (all women are)
quit spending your money on that worthless bitch and get a woman that'll make dessert for you at home.

>>14321893
go sucka dick, faggot

>>14323779
wagecuck cares how quick he makes mcfood. whatta fagle.

>>14324389
so, you're the one faggot that orders burgers without cheese? if it wasn't for you, the rest of us would never have to order a burger with cheese because every1 knows burgers come with cheese, unless you're some diary intolerant faggot.

>>14327218
based

>>14324662
theres a big load of civil court cases involving fastfood restuarantes and customers. did you get off writing this retarded shit?

>>14325713
you sound like a nigger.

>>14326100
did you fuck after?

>>14326100
did she put out?

>>14325627
it doesn't take 15 minutes to spit a burger, they spit on the special order behind you

>>14318734
not drive-thru but,
>go to Captain D's to get dinner
>wife wants a little of this and little of that
>has coupons for meal deals
>get there and go in, fuck drive-thru
>looking at menu to see what i want
>my turn to order and i'm ready
>meals, sides, extras and coupons
>they take my order and i wait
>wait about 15 minutes, expected
>see order getting stacked
>gotta be mine
>lil negress calls my number
>she goes through my order
>opens and presents each box before putting it the bag
>yep, yep, yep, whoah, hold on
>they're shortin my shrimp order
>girl apologises and goes to the back
>she comes back and presents the shrimp and puts it in the bag
>i compliment her great customer service and leave
Never seen that before or since. Best experience ever.

>>14325655
This is why you should wear the "Please be patient I have autism" cap your mother bought you.

>>14325338
>>14325356
1AM is last call at the bars so 2AM is when drivethru is slammed with the drunks. fucked up so many bullshit drunk orders on the weekend. all good though, i was fucked up too.

>>14327433
Incredible story, i'm so glad you shared this, have a really good fucking day

>>14325662
no, faggot. you call the police and they shoot him. go chat up the chick while shit goes down. dinner and a show.

>>14325748
>writing
more like Ctrl+C, Ctrl+P

>>14327357
Your point wouldn't be retarded if I didn't specifically have to ask for no cheese because the default was cheese.

>>14325709
When you have a kid, eventually you find yourself doing retarded shit. It doesn't matter how smart you are or were, you will eventually be doing the dumbest thing you ever thought of. Why? Easily enough, it makes your kid happy and laugh and nothing feels better.

>>14321272
Yeah, pack that get. Pack that get REAL good.

>>14318734

You all sound like Karens. Grow the fuck up child-adults.

>>14327504
Honestly the reason people want kids is that they're really easy to impress

>>14329335
Don't forget to supersize my meal, wagie. I don't want to come back and talk with your manager again.

>>14319568
We've had some pretty extensive discussions of this in the past, I think the general consensus is that they'll just hurry up and get you your fucking food.

>>14321918
I got asked to pull up for literally one dollar menu hamburger.

>>14321918
That's bullshit, they have you do it to cheat the corporate system that measures how long it takes the store to serve each customer, the clock stops when you leave the window even if you don't have your food.

>>14321091
based

>>14324598
I'm not saying there is no way this is true but it's hard to swallow, in most places you pay at the window where you get the food, so woohoo you paid for something without having to order it? And in pretty much all places with a 'pay at window A, pick up at Window B' they do a pretty good job of figuring out who is getting what.

>>14324665
kill your mother, tonight

>>14326100
BASED

>>14327271
you fucking mongoloid

>>14325833
It clearly says Barqs

>>14329970
zoomtards can't read cursive

>>14325655
Wew lad

>drive-thru

>>14325730
https://www.barqs.com/

>>14327238
Many places have an employee in the first window take the money, then someone in the second window give the food out.

>>14330799
Most do but that is usually the first duty to go when they are shortstaffed.

>>14330090
>https://www.barqs.com/
Funny, I always thought it was "Barq's" but then I heard people calling it "Bang's" on youtube. And I was like "I guess I can't read." Nope, I can read.

>>14325655
Brilliant pasta, look at all those (you)s

>>14325730
>>14325677

>>14325759
Used to work drive through in high school. I resented the upper management timed bullshit and never once asked people to pull up unless those fucks were breathing down my neck. We all think it's retarded.

>>14331623
I guess it's the influx of the /r/ltheDonald redditors or whatever they call themselves

>>14331712
That would explain it, but judging from the replies some sounded british.

>>14331056
As a 90s kid, I remember the "Barq's has bite" commercials, so there was no confusion as to how the name was pronounced. But even without this, you'd have to be at least slightly retarded to not realize that the guys saying it's "Bang's" are trolls.

>>14318734
Drunk with band in Maccas/Walmart/Whatever else parking lot - in view of McDonald's drivethru window. Walk up to order... "You have to be in a vehicle, sirs." "We have that monstrosity over there. It'll fit vertically, but you'll lose a bunch of your plants." ... "Uh... let me ask my manager."

Hear from the back "You're actually considering having a bunch of drunk rednecks try to drive a bus up to the window?" Manager walks up. "Sorry guys, we train everyone to follow policies to the letter, generally safer for everyone, but you seem like alright folks. What can we get you?"

Place our order, thank the guy, go back to drinking and carrying on on the bus... 30 mins later hear a knock at the door. "Oh look! It's that nice manager boy, and he's brought us gifts!" Duder brought us a bunch of milk shakes and basically dumped the stale fries into a few bags for us, so we got him high enough to talk to jesus and sent him on his merry way.

>>14318734
>It's 2 am and pre corona so places used to be open past midnight
>go with roommate to taco bell
>we order and pay and go to the final window
>the lady at the final window leaves the window open
>out of nowhere she just busts out laughing insanely hard for a few seconds
>she finally realizes she did this right next to us with both the car window and drive thru window open
>she awkwardly apologizes for laughing so hard in front of us, hands us our food and we leave
>we check the bag for the 4 burritos and 2 tacos we ordered
>It only has 2 burritos and 1 taco and no sauce
>roommate doesn't even want to go back for rest of food because the experience was so weird
I still wonder what the fuck that was about. That's really the only weird experience I have with drive thrus.

>late at night
>driving home, brother at the wheel
>stop into jack for dinner
>burger & tenders
>everything goes smoothly
>open bag after leaving
>one box of jalapeno poppers
>go back to get right order
>they make it, no extra charge
>on the way out, encounter this other guy
>we're the only people there
>he ended up getting our order
>tell him about it, gives the bag to us
>double dinner
Was a good night.

>>14321070
>You sound like my former cunt of a gf
>thought I was a pussy if didn't.
Why are you so bitter about a girl who dumped you, for you being yourself. Count it as a blessing. You can freely prance around now being a massive faggot without your higher test ex wiping your soggy vagina for you.

>>14321211
Violence
And you were a tard

>>14332816
Wlow you have a lot to say about a situation you know nothing about. I talked to the cunt just 2 days ago, and she is still a miserable cunt but she is someone else's problem now which I find hilarious. Because... while I hate her, I pretend not to, and she sends me clients.

Good luck on finding your first gf, you kissless hugless virgin.

>>14332624
>>out of nowhere she just busts out laughing insanely hard for a few seconds
>>she finally realizes she did this right next to us with both the car window and drive thru window open
>>she awkwardly apologizes for laughing so hard in front of us, hands us our food and we leave
The guy she thought was cute said something lame, and she burst out laughing like a typical female who is attracted to a guy and she ignored your order. Mystery solved.

>>14333516
What's this, part two of your fucking life story?
>your first gf, you kissless hugless virgin.
I've got children.
Enjoy doing whatever you do for her clients anyway.

>>14318734
>late night after work
>on a diet
>it's been my routine to give myself one cheat meal once a month
>decide "hey how about Wendy's"
>get to Wendy's
>long line
>line is moving a bit slower than normal
>look over, see police interrogating some nig
>shrug it off, not my business to snoop
>wait a bit longer
>nig starts running
>cops chase him
>see a struggle
>hear a gunshot
>see nig on the ground
>people screaming from their cars
>"fuck it, it's not worth sitting through this shit"
>drive to taco bell instead
just trying to get a cheat meal on keto ffs

>>14324698
Lmao

>>14324517
>>14324462
Same, we'd make a gallon or two at open (5am) and only make more if we ran out. If it's 2pm and we didn't run out during the morning rush, that's what you got

>>14332624
Some people have a capacity for independent thought, and sometimes we think jokes that we find very funny.

>>14321256
I'm so sorry anon. Having addict parents sounds like hell. But life is far from over, nothing is set in stone. Get out there, and become a good person, become the parent you deserved to have as a child.
And if you ever have kids, treat them like a good man would treat his children. I believe in you anon and I'm not even memeing or fake sympathising

>>14318907
:)

>>14321070
this is most women, in my experience

>>14318833
those moments, where you were hungry and are expecting food, but then you somehow fucked up and it's now very far away from eating time, so you just go to bed - those are the worst

>>14333950
Back 2 reddit

>>14327456

>>14318734
>not asking for extra fudge in the bottom

>>14332624
they have headsets to communicate with each other dummy, some one wouldve said something funny

>>14332737
>>they make it, no extra charge
theres normally a charge to get your correct order?

>go to Wendys drive thru
>pretty tired from a day of hard work and I had just a few brewskis
>stupid wagecucks take so long to work I fall asleep in drivethru
>next thing I know, cops want to talk to me
>for falling asleep
>ok then
>tell them my story, they say cool, just move your car into the lot and sleep it off
>i try to do that but I fall asleep again before I can leave the drive thru
>cops blame me this time when its all the Wendys workers fault
>dont they know how hardworking I am? I was recently released from prison too, and just trying to get my life together
>they want to arrest me? For sleeping?
>Fuck that, I push them to the ground using my superior drug strength (it was more than a few beers lol)
>grab a taser and run
>i turn around to fire it at the racist pig whos chasing me and he shoots me as i try to use his weapon on him
>i die, for the simple "crime" of being so high behind the wheel that i fell asleep twice, attacking two officers, stealing a weapon, and attempting to fire said weapon at them
>i was just a father trying to celebrate my daughters birthday, i mean I barely seen her since I went to jail for domestic abuse
>anyway, fuck racism
RIP RAYSHART, FUCK WENDYS

>>14335511
Jesus I hope a bunch of blacks showed those cops what for buy burning that Wendy's down

>>14335535
They got the cops mom fired

Bumpity

>>14327214
oh Wow i am sorry about the car where i live we have car break down but not blow up. i hope cat okay in india we try not to hurt cat. i am sorry your car blew up!!

>>14333940
This comedian in your head. Does he ever tell you to do things?

>>14318734
>go to burger king
>ask for sauce at window
>wageslave mulato gets angry slamming someone else's ice cream on the counter

>>14331056

And here I was, just about to congratulate you on stringing that guy along long enough for him to give proof.

>>14325198
>take coke
>throw it on drive thru floor
>"you're gonna have to do me better than that next time"
I sincerely hope that didn't happen. People don't treat each other like that.

>>14325655
lotta newfags

>be me
>go to mcdonalds drive thru
>''one chocolate sundae please''
>sorry what
>''a small chocolate sundae please''
>we don't have that
>''oh is the machine down?''
>nah we just don't have that flavor
>''you're out of chocolate?''
>we never had chocolate
>''what do you mean you never had choc''
>car beeps behind me
>think i'm in some bizarre universe
>woman in speaker is irritated
>''OhHH do Youuu meaaan Hooot Fuuudge''
>never heard it called that
>say yes
>'OhHH thHheen yoOuu ShooUulld saaay-''
>drive away
>go to Hungry Jacks/Burger King
>get chocolate Sundae

>>14318907
wholesome

>>14321416
now i know, anon. it lives on.

>>14333534
have sex

>>14325655
This pasta is older than the Internet. How are people still seriously falling for it?

>>14339242
Because oldfags know to play along. You don't win prestige points for announcing recognition.

>>14339254
That sounds like cope when you're called out.

>>14339274
I don't care. I'm telling you that you are being a killjoy, and hope you absorb the message.

>>14327271
This is an amazing troll
Hats off
I appreciate you

>>14321858
9/10 nicely done

>>14324303
Nigger detected.

>>14337484
Hot fudge is not a chocolate sundae, she was right anon.

>>14326025
>>14331056
>>14325833
>>14325730
>>14325677
FUCK JANNIES

>>14339254
Cope. None of those replies were oldfags joining in on the troll. Lurk for at least a decade

>>14335861
this nigga doesn't have an inner monologue

>>14335355
plus tip

>be child me
>parents get a divorce
>go spend weekend with dad
>running errands, me and sis are hungry
>dad pulls up to a Sonic
>try to order
>radio guy sounds super garbled
>dad can't understand
>gets frustrated
>tells intercom operator to go fuck himself
>drive off and eat somewhere else.

>order food at Jack in the Box with family
>meal takes a long time
>like really long
>Wait in the parking lot
>sister goes in to see what's up
>say to my rest of my family "They're probably taking long because they got blacks working the shift tonight"
>little bro calls me a racist
>after nearly 40 minutes we get our food
>sister comes back with the food
>she says " They took a long time because they had all blacks working tonight."
>still get the order wrong.

>>14323155
>Dated a negress
While that wasn't your first mistake, it was just one of many.

>>14318969
sensible man

>>14329354
retarded projection

>get in car and drive to fast-food joint
>pull into drive-thru lane, place order
>exchange currency for garbage food
>eat it
>(fast forward)
>poop it out

Exciting times!

>>14318907
My dad would order Mcnuggets at McDonald's as chicken nuggets, but literally everywhere else he would call them mcnuggets. Took me years to realize how based it was

>>14325629
Heh sorta reminds me of this

>live in texas, love taco cabana
>since i moved out dad always gets me a taco cabana gift card for Christmas in addition to everything else since he knows i love it
>usually like $20
>be using it
>use it this one time, fairly sure I'll have to pay some cash on top
>cashier girl is visibly confused
>gives me food and card back, no receipt telling me the balance
>go back, use card
>cashier visibly confused again, gives me money and card back, still no card balance
>keep repeating until a manager intercepts me, have to pay
>easily got at least $60+ worth of taco cabana on this $20 card

>>14325377
And that's on being mentally unstable

>>14318734

>Late night decided to go to to Burger King
>Order my usual bacon cheese whopper combo nothing out if the ordinary.
>Go to the window and there's this SUV full of dudes waiting
>You can smell the wacky tobaccy even with the windows closed
>Wait like 10 minutes
>The suv peels off runs over the grass median and is gone.
>I crawl up to the window
>The girl at the window had the 3 giant bags of their fully paid order ready
>I tell her they're probably not coming back and joke if I can have their order.
>She gives me their 147 dollar order
>8 whoppers and every side even extras I've never order off the menu
>Ate like a king

>>14321070
My last girlfriend was like this but it was just part of her inner jewness. If she saw an opportunity to save 10 cents on fucking anything she would complain to managers, hold up lines, and often times even just straight up lie about shit being wrong so she could get a deal. She actually bought a birthday cake once, we ate one slice each, then she took it back to the store and lied saying there was a hair on it to get a refund. She wasn't actually Jewish though. Just crazy.

>>14321918
Sorry you've gotta take the extra 30 seconds for your brain to process not putting pickles on my sandwich. I know it's a lot to ask of such a highly esteemed professional in the industry. Just because I'm giving you money that I earned working at my real job doesn't matter. All that matters is that you don't have to push any extra pictures on your hasbro light up cash register.

>>14342371
This one in turn reminds me of one of mine.
>>Go to Price Chopper for lunch at work.
>>gotta get my chicken meal that I usually get one of per week.
>>Always costs the same like $6.
>>This time, the same old white dude isn't there.
>>Skinny black girl with crooked teeth instead.
>>I think to myself "this is going to be ugly"
>>I ask for the usual heart poison and she can't figure out the register.
>>I know she's new so I'm being patient.
>>I suggest that she cancel the sale and start over, pretending I a new guy.
>>She counters this by saying "Looks like it comes out to $3. Sound right to you?"
>>I say "Usually it's about $6"
>>"So $3 sounds about right for you?"
>>"Yeah. That sounds even better!"
>> She rings it up $3.00 No tax added either LOL

I never saw here there again. I'm thinking I wasn't the only one she was giving random discounts to and they probably caught on.

>>14325655
Look at all these newfags, I knew of this pasta before I even browsed /ck/.

>>14318907
dumbass faggot

>be me
>Summer of '94
>Wake up at 3 in the afternoon on a Thursday after a 3 day long bender
>Have an appetite like a motherfucker
>And the only prescription is KFC
>Crack open a molson and hop in my car
>Get to the KFC and order a 10 piece bucket for "Mike"
>Cashier says it'll be 20 min wait
>Pay and pull into parking lot and finish my beer while I wait
>A worker runs out and says "order for michael, right?"
>Say yes
>Worker motions and 2 more workers come out carrying a bunch of bags
>they hand like 5 bags of food through my window
>I say thanks and drive back home
>Pull up to a red light and read the receipt
>3 buckets, 6 sandwiches, every side they could possibly have, and a fucking cake
>All already paid for by some out of luck guy
>Get back home with enough fuel to power me through another weekend of degeneracy all for $6
Thanks Michael

>>14332517
Degenerates

>>14340077
But hot fudge could be either chocolate or caramel. Stating chocolate is the most specific order.

>>14318734
>at mcdonalds with dog
>order and pull up in line waiting to get to second window
>..
>BUMP
>hop out of my truck to see what happened
>girl behind me is getting out
>dog gets out
>girl freaks out and I put dog back
>pulls her car back and her bumper is damaged
>truck is fine
dumb bitch. wish I had a trailer hitch on so it would have punched a hole in her car

>>14343217
And this reminded me if this

>friends and i decide to get wings at local chain, half price on Sundays
>my two buddies order before me
>order like 10 or 12 buffalo wings, some fries
>girl is ringing me up, remember i want a fountain cup so tell her to add that
>she gets confused
>says my order will be $1.50, only charged me for fountain cup
>get wings, eat, my cowboys win

Honestly I was waiting the whole time for her or the manager to come over and ask me to pay for my food, which i would have. They never did though

>>14321918
the bk near me will ask people to pull up nearly every other order. I've been asked to pull up after they asked the person in front of me to pull up. I wasn't ordering anything that used the deep fryer either.

>>14323779
>Not like they're slowing the production down
they're actually hiding their poor performance. they can't even hit the basic metrics other stores do.

>>14333975
I'd say it's pretty evenly distributed. For every Karen with her husband hanging his head in shame there's another middle aged boomer guy with his wife desperately tugging him to leave.

>>14318907
Wholesome my dude.

>>14321858
Almost got me man, but I'm too used to unhappy endings in these greentexts. Still, good effort.

>>14341198
kek

>>14324805
That doesn't change anything, retard

>>14318734
Ask me how I know the employees were black.

>>14325833
>Zoom zoom can't read cursive

>>14332816
you do realize that defending a female on the internet wont get you pussy, right?

>>14319819
Low, not high.
They have a target for average time and max time from start of taking order to delivering the order off the system (which is supposed to mean payment processed and pass the bag out/thank you)

>>14345074
It does help make the world a better place to live in, though.

>>14345096
Not really
they can defend themselves just fine

>>14343606
No anon, hot fudge means melted chocolate. If you want a caramel sundae you would ask for a caramel sundae. It's never been called a chocolate sundae

>>14345074
Oh God yes please be the next man in her life! Forget about all the things I said about her being a miserable cunt. She's actually awesome....

In all seriousness, I purposely never told her how to improve herself so the next guy would be just as miserable as I was. Mission = successful

>>14318969
>obvious black person

I don’t know why but this is funny as fuck. Was he supposed to be a stealth black person?

>>14346164
yeah sometimes they pull the wool over his eyes and he doesn't realize it until it's too late.

>>14321070

I hate that women are so entitled all the fucking time and they only feel that way because of beta faggots who are willing to do everything for them.

>>14318734
>Go to local small drive through
>Speak clearly and know what I want instead of being a tard
>Say please and thank you
>Get treated with respect in return
>Staff remember me even if I haven't been for months
>Almost always get hooked up with extra fries and stuff
>Leave a small tip most of the time
>Go home and enjoy food that was made to order with care that blows any chain slop out of the water
>Never worry about my food being fucked with

I have never had a bad drive through experience. Doing bare minimum to be a decent human being goes a long way.

>>14318734
Pulling up to the McDonald’s drive-thru…
>ME: Can I get …uhh… an Oreo Mint McFlurry please?
>SERVER: (one eye on the streets one on the McNuggets) We don’t be havin’ no Oreo Mint McFlurries
>ME: Huh? Your sign says you have Oreo Shamrock McFlurries, right?
>SERVER: (takes a huff of jenkem) We gots Oreo Shamrock McFlurries
>ME: Wait…What flavor is an Oreo Shamrock McFlurry?
>SERVER: (adjusts chicken bone through nose) …SHAMROCK!
My McFlurry When!

>Go to McDonalds with brother
>I ate just before so I don't ask for anything, he just wants a happy meal
>Pay for it with a $100 note
>14 year old cashier hands back the $100 along with $47-odd in change
>Basically profited from ordering a kids meal

>>14346214
>Yeah uh can I get an Oreo & Shrek Cum McFlurry

>>14346214
kek

>>14346209
You’re a good man, anon.

I’ve made a point of being more courteous to cashiers since I worked as one. Not that I was rude before, but now I just put a bit more effort into it.

>>14327261
HH brother

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>14331712
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO POST ON /ck/ 24/7 NOOO

>>14332624
Did she see you? Working at KFC me and my manager used to play a game where based on the voice of the person at the speaker box if it was a girl, we'd guess out of 10 how hot they were.

I was at second window and he was at third, and if he said like 7-8 based on voice and she was a fucking hambeast, I would burst out laughing

>>14325356
>>14325338
It's 1AM and we can't take any orders, not even cash.

any hacks to get free food for a poorfag?

>>14329970
>>14330006
>>14345034
imagine being this new

>pull up to order speaker
>asshole on a moped tries to cut in front of me but backs off at the last second
>keep an eye on him in the mirror because he looks suspicious as fuck
>he's revving his moped against the curb behind me and making it hard as fuck for my order to be heard
>pull around, see guy fidgeting around a lot
>hear him saying "What?" a lot

I bet he was tripping on something

>>14346420
Just show them your gun and request some free food. They'll be happy to gift it to a proud defender of gun rights.

>>14318734
>go to mcdonal with gf
>we get breakfast food
>order takes a while over the speaker
>get to the window
>no orange juice
>we ask why there's no orange juice
>most asian man ever prints out receipt, shows it to us
>"YOU NO ODAH ORANJ JOO"
>we didn't get the orange juice

>>14325377
Fuckin right in the neck too right, car rolls straight into the street over the lawn and curb, my some miracle cars driving by miss him and he goes to the other side and it's a fuckin rain ditch steep drop and car just drops 10ft front first and the engine flies through the dashboard and crushes him, steering wheel embedded in chest and all

>>14325655
This gets me every time because I picture some fat Peter Griffin hybrid neckbeard hickster type acting this all out

>>14343581
Did you just guess some guy named Mike would order?

>>14346847
Turbokek

>>14327214
Kek thanks for this, as an autist that's never been to a drivethru and is too anxious to go, it's helpful reading what's meant to be happening. Does sound expensive though, don't think I could afford to repair an exploded car.

>>14321211
your father is a violent monkey and youre retarded for thinking this is cute

>>14325198
Fuck you faggot, i'd cave your face in you fat fucking cunt.

>>14321858
best post in the thread

>>14318907
Reminder that Wheels was in the BK Kidz club before it was cool to let the crips in

I think there was also a jig

>>14346164
>I don’t know why but this is funny as fuck. Was he supposed to be a stealth black person?
>>14346175
>yeah sometimes they pull the wool over his eyes and he doesn't realize it until it's too late


I fully admit to doing this. Except I walk in and if it's all black and the shift manager doesn't look like he did 2 tours in the sandbox to control these people Im not ordering.

>>14345096
this:>>14345342
stop being a slimy neoliberal sexist/racist cunt

>>14318907
cute story for you, buy your mom is probably a known ass-hole at fast food places. we get older women all the time trying to be cute at the restaurant by misordering, or refusing to call an item by its name. the kids laugh but you're just wasting everyone's time and energy by not ordering and getting the fuck out of the server/ cashier's face. Just buy the food and leave.

>>14318734
Honestly have not had one good Drive-thru experience for years. Every time I get food, it's always cold. Maybe companies are afraid of getting sued?

>>14345369
Fudge is... Fudge. It's not chocolate or caramel.....

>>14321073
There’s these fucking retarded beaners nearby that keep doing this shit, they fuck up everything else too DESU
>beefy frito burrito
>no Fritos
It reads like a badly formatted, shitty /ck/ meme but they actually are this fucking inept.

>>14318734
>go to Carl’s Jr.
>waiting for food
>literally hear laughing and screaming inside
>get fucking pissed that retarded fucks like this are handling my food but I already paid
>don’t complain to corporate because I’m not a snitch but never go there again

>>14325730

Always been Barqs newfriend

>>14324389
10/10, brilliant

>decide to get drunk
>go driving to takeaway
>ordering meal
>start falling asleep
>"Ummm sir?"
>cops eventually turn up
>asks for breathelizer
>fail
>sheeeet.jpg
>starts to arrest me
>i grab his tazer and run
>turn back to shoot
>get shot
>i am a nigger
>i am dead

>>14347499
Was the funny part of this supposed to be the word nigger?

>>14347534
The funny part is after you kys, I promise, you’ll get there

>>14347317
I think the pavement apes name was sportz or Ballz or something like that. He wore a basketball Jersey and looked vaguely like Vince from the recess cartoon

>>14347560
Are you 14?

>>14347598
>are you 14?
Are you insecure about your age, weight, race, intelligence, appearance, gender, sexuality, religion, etc???

>>14347534
Shouldn't you be outside twerking statues to death?

>>14347499

>>14347603
>>14347613

>>14327271
This is the most reddit post I've seen all week.
Great troll.

>>14318969
Based.

>>14321858

>>14321858
Made me feel, even though I'm married.

>at McDonald's drive through Thursday night
>Waiting to get to first window, behind another car
>Some cunt in a ragged out minivan starts honking at me from behind
Not sure what she expected me to do

>>14327271
4 hours was a bit too long for it be believable, because most people aren’t disgusting enough heathens to eat food 4 whole hours after it’s been prepared, especially something that’s been prepared by a chink or Mexican.

>>14318907
used to work summers with my dad
we would go and get drive thru whatever during lunch after half a day of hard work
fuck, a mcdouble was the best tasting thing in the world back then.

>>14321070
I can't imagine the type of person that unironically complains at fast food restaurants. The only standard when you go there is that they don't spit in your food. Always go inside, always check your order immediately when they hand it to you.

>>14346209
Same here. I like having pleasant interactions with people, it's too much work to be rude.

>>14348130
Did you guys fuck?

>>14326085
It's actually cheaper to get a meal than it is to buy a burger and fries separately.

>>14324389
I love ordering burgers with no cheese at my local mcdicks because they fuck it up everytime and put cheese on it. Then I can go back and tell them about the error so they give me another burger but I still get to keep the one with cheese. I don't mind cheese either way so it's just free extra burgers every time

>>14325677
>bang's root beer
Mutt education