/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14319694
>company shuts down servers
>cookie oven is now as useful as a fucking doorstop
GEE, NICE FUCKING PRODUCT
Fuck IoT garbage and fuck you OP for showing me this pile of fucking shit exists

>>14319709
The future is now, old man.

>>14319709
>posted from my pocket tracking device

>>14319694
Does manual mode mean its just an oven and you have to check if theyre done yourself? Who made that shit? The juicer/raw water guy?

>>14319694

cookies already bake in only 10 minutes
and the app on your phone that lets you know they're done is called a timer

>>14319717
Yeah, because a mid-tower desktop computer fits in your fucking pocket, dumb projecting phoneposter

>>14319815
>google kuvee
>first result is about how they're going out of business
fantastic.

>>14319770
nice.

>>14319815
>host party
>tell friend to bring wine
>she arrives late
>gather everyone around
>pop the wine into my KUVEE©
>enjoy reading the lore of my wine to my colleagues
>everyone is getting hungry I should start bringing out the hors d'oeuvres
>see what my KUVEE© recommends
>ah yes cheap cheese and crackers
>tell them all to wait while I run to the store and buy some
>probably could have just looked this up online beforehand oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

god I hate boomers
Everyone should be euthanized after 35

>>14319897
So a bunch of non-experienced retards can run things? Shit would crumble within a year. How's hormones treating you? Sounds like you definitely have social issues. Must suck being 16 in this day and age.

>>14319884
HOLY shit that chicken looks juicy af

>>14319694
too stupid to bake cookies

>>14320042
to be fair, maybe it heats up faster than your oven?

>>14319758
Ew. Wouldn't the stuff above the "brine" rot?

>>14319770
t. fearful luddite

>>14319694
It's like the Juicero for cookies.

what is the point of using their oven to bake their cookie dough like why not just buy their cookies already baked? it doesnt make sense your just adding an extra step to claim you "made the cookies" but really you just used cookie dough and rammed it in some as seen on tv shit for 10 minutes thats not baking cookies

>>14320269
Cookies already baked are cold and dry.
Cookies fresh baked are warm and moist.

>>14320042
He's a big guy

>>14319694
it's like the juicero only even dumber.

>>14319711
what a completely pointless waste of money.

>>14319758
no

>>14319815
another product who's time has com... and went.

>>14320227
because coffee wasn't pretentious enough.

>>14320446
t. fearful luddite

>>14320451
t.moremoneythanbrains

>>14319694
>>14319815
Imagine being such an absolute soulless creature to need an app to enjoy food and beverages.

>>14319694

>bakes cookies in only ten min

That is how long it takes to bake cookies in a normal oven, lmao. This shit is a fucking scam.

>>14319694
>Bonus points are awarded for food that represents the future.

Web 3.0 has been a net negative for humanity.

>tfw no diverse friend group of young professionals to enjoy the internet of things with

>>14320164
ah yes time for our designated CCP propaganda webms, almost started remembering the existence of the Uyghurs

>>14319758
haha that seem good yes because mush in there through energy consumption

>>14321397
Fuck the Uighurs, genocidal lying terrorists.

>>14319694
I fucking hate modern "hip and quirky" normies holy shit.

>>14321397
Just because it's propaganda, doesn't mean it's not enjoyable.

>>14321397
didn't ask don't care plus youre probably white anyway

>>14321647
didn't ask don't care plus youre probably white anyway

>>14319815
There is always something wrong about watching A*ericans drinking wine.

>>14321397
Friendly reminder that a shitload of Uyghurs went and fought for ISIS killing westerners and getting locked up in Guantanamo for it. You should take them in if you care so much.
Fuck Muslim cunts and anyone who supports them. They are mentally ill retards incapable of living in modern society and should be wiped off the planet.

>>14321397
Uyghurs are basically Chechens. Fuck them.

>>14319694
Oh goody, the internet of things. can't wait for my oven to snitch on me to the NSA or Amazon or something.

>>14321846
I was like ooh that looks yummy until he fucking dipped it in the drink what the fuck

>>14321361
God I wish that were me

>>14321361
That's a keeper

>>14320451
This product has been reviewed by some people on jewtube. It makes a below average cocktail for an exorbitant price. Perfect for most middle class retards. It'll do well

>>14321768
I'm actually convinced that Asians have a neurological difference that prevents them from extending empathy to non-humans. They treat animals as less than objects and its horrifying. The fact that the japs could compel farm boys and fisherman to enact the most brutal tortures imaginable against the Chinese and Americans just by dehumanizing them makes me truly sick. The chinks torture their own people constantly, and experiment on randos. They are but insects to us (being ever non-african/abbo race)

>>14321003
Is that weird smile just instinctual to them?

>>14322214
It's a result of their insecurity. They arn't comfortable just being themselves and as such, they try to make a "quirky" expression.

>>14322174
What happened to him

>>14321846
Did someone say pumpkin?

>>14322332
decades of preparing undercooked food angered god, so he cursed jack with a debilitating stroke to ward him off cooking.
in jack's infinite hubris, he still continues to cook.

>>14322214
>>14322318
Specifically to say "yeah i made that exptession deliberately)))"

>>14321846
if the purge was real this would be my first target.

>>14322183
the "i need to rethink my life" breakfast

>>14322353
one day she will be old and haggard and no one will look at her, truly a fate worse than death (for her).

>>14321807
friendly reminder china is a dictatorship which smiles as it genocides it own citizens and invades peole who do not want them then calls out in pain when those people do not want them in their homes

>>14322646
You just know it's going to be bad when the first step is empty a bag off nachos on a tray

>>14319694
>Tl;dr Science
I fucking hate people.

>>14322137
>american cooking.webm
>clearly german show
absolutely obsessed

>>14319711
Some smart device to listen in on your dinner conversations

>>14322646
This is pretty much a bulk version of a prison burrito.

>>14322809
erry tiem

>>14319711
I can't believe this exists

>>14322185
I agree, the way chinese treat animals is disgusting! *takes bite out of factory farmed burger

>>14323173
Oh fuck off they literally torture animals to death because they view pain and adrenaline as seasonings.

>>14323273
Yep, no torture going on in american slaughter houses for sure

>>14322726
And you just know that the science is it's fan forced.

>>14322353
Would you suffer eating her terrible cooking so you could blow a fat load as deep inside her as possible? I probably would

>>14323135
Its like eating unseasoned snot

>>14321361
I want to marry her

>>14323311
No. There isn't.
Animal welfare laws exist and adrenalin ruins the meat.

>>14321361
Imagine the deepthroat this creature could give.

>>14323478
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPGIMCmpfxU
USDA approved baybee!

>>14322353
She looks batshit crazy. But she's probably an animal in bed.

>>14319758
look at those disgusting fingers, it must be a dirty poo coming up with these disgusting recipes

>>14319758
>oh looks like I'm getting a cold
>now I must ferment this for 3-6 weeks
>oh my cold is already over
>oh now the next cold comes
>but it's been more than one month in the fridge
>well, let's make a new batch...

>>14323173
Well shit nevermind, I guess that makes it okay!

>>14321361
I hate those disgusting fingernails, but holy shit, without even smearing sauce or anything all over her face, that's impressive.

>>14322185
>The chinks torture their own people constantly, and experiment on randos
Yeah, unlike americans, right? Never done that, no siree.

>>14323590
Hey don't worry you already convinced me, it's okay to boil a dog alive if someone else boltguns cows in the head.

>>14323273
Go to /k/ and open a hunting thread. They will argue the same "hurf durf I hunt hog with my .223 because the adrenalin makes for a good spicy meat durr AR 4 LYF"

>>14321003
Imagine sending a journalist to a coffee shop to pull this shit.

>>14323585
Wow, I've never seen someone move the goal post that blatantly and shamelessly

>>14323599
You're literally incapable of following what the argument is about

>>14322174
>That bucket of sour cream

>>14322701
>bag off nachos
chips dumbass

>>14323334
Yup no problem

>>14322174
Is just his arm limp or does it effect his leg on that side too?

>>14319711
if it was like $10 i would

>>14322332
>>14324001
He had a stroke

>>14319694
>LMAO, ITS SCIENCE, YOU DUMB FUCKS

>>14324473
>no seasoning
what's the fucking point

>>14324867
It's being cooked on pure seasoning.

>>14324871
salt can only do so much, a steak needs pepper

>>14320164
>just coat everything in oil
and they call yuropoors fat. Fucking gross

>>14322185
This is why i love asians

chinks are based

>>14324017
You can buy a literal truckload of colorful leds for a fraction of that.

>>14319815
>>14319711
Those commercials always make me want to gouge my eyes out.
They tick all the boxes of the shitlist:
-retarded useless piece of shit plastic product
-retarded unrelatable people played by actors who don't give a shit
-generic scenery
-generic camera plans
-forced laughs and smiles
-forced diversity

I'm so glad I dropped TV a long time ago otherwise I would have turned into one of those mindless consoomer zombie.

>>14325054
yeah, you're a real free thinker anon

>>14324938

>coffee obviously has cream and sugar in it

gay

>>14324878
holy shit how pleb can you be

>>14324473
finally I won't have to cut the crust off of my steak

>>14320093
use a toaster oven or an air fryer, it even says its using convection.

>>14320227
Maybe Marx was onto something.

>>14323602
Shut the fuck up, baiting faggot

>>14322174
Something about Jack webms with absolutely no sound and just his empty-headed gestures is so amusing`

>>14320613
I'm guessing the target demographic is folks who never made cookies on their own because they felt like it would be too hard without a specialty product they can buy for a fleeting high?

>>14322174
how does he wipe his ass with only one arm?

>>14325116
lol nice b8.

>oh man I feel sick
>better grind up some endangered white rhino penis, mix it in with some water, and give myself an enema
this is traditional chinese medicine, people

>>14325451
why is there so much turmeric jesus

>>14325501
Apparently Jack is so brainwormed that he thinks turmeric is tasteless

>>14322156
oh peanut Butter that doesnt sound that bad
>the rest of the shit they throw in
Jesus

>>14320093
i make a batch of dough and freeze individual cookies so i can bake them fresh throughout the week in my toaster oven
takes 15 min tops
oh my god what am i doing??? i could have five extra minutes in my day!

>>14324473
>not enough sear

>>14325481
imagine the smell

>>14325481
His pigwife probably hoses him down everyday

>>14321397
>getting mad at food
lol at dis nigga

>>14319884
I've eaten chicken like this, its delicious.

>>14325731
Hey Jack how's the arm?

>>14319711
this has to be a parody. my instinc when seeing that shit is to crush it . FUCK MICROPHONES EVERYONE THEYRE LITERALLY LISTENING TO U SHIT FUCK THE CIA GLOW IN THE DARK NIGGERS

>>14319694
>making crispy soft chocolate chip cookies
satanic

>>14324930
It's gutter oil.
>>14322185
Yeah the way Chinese rape Japanese people and eat living rats is pretty grotesque.

>>14319711
I had to watch it 2 times to finally understand its a salt dispenser.

>>14323135
I love rare yolk but uncooked whites are just gross

>>14325516
Uh, what is this trying to be?

>>14319711
>smalt

>>14323481
>: Dude you have no fuckin idea! Bitch that can down grub like that is wifey material! Fuckin beautiful! But wait a minute........If she eat like that ur food budget may go space! (As in the place above the clouds where it's dark)

>>14321768
God I'm so happy I wasn't born Asian! Sorry but shit like this is more than a "Black Mark" . That shit is more like a full bucket of black paint!

>>14321807
Heart Attack,Stroke,Heart Disease,Diabetes.................I mean do I need to continue here?

>>14326060
god thats fucking stupid

>>14325451
i'd eat it

>>14322137
*baka* I'm sorry World......Yes sadly "Some" of us Americans do eat like this and we "Normal" folk tend to look at these Bio-Creations in shame and a deep set feeling of sympathy. But on the bright side, At least we don't eat like most Asian PPL.!!!!!!!

>>14322149
Bet the person preparing this shit is a fat fuck !

>>14321768
who tf cares its fucking frog
that motherfucker isnt alive all of its organs are gone

>>14322183
how would you make these?

>>14322156
My god !!!! Another Fat Fuck with not enough time to create ways of .........*Coughs* Exercising......

>>14323311
Yes but it's a different type of torture. Asians torture the animal they plan on consuming before actually killing it. That's the "Torture" end of it ! To watch the animal suffer prior to it's demise. They feel that makes the "Food" taste,feel, better. Asians like the Suffering in there food . American Slaughter Houses, Line em up,Lead them into the machine,Done deal out the other end. Cruel but not in the same way .

>>14326108
He carefully draws the lineart with a thin line of batter on a cold pan and then layers more batter over time to add shading.

>>14325069
quality roast

>>14319914
shut up

>>14319758
Wouldn't do shit for a cold, but it's probably a pretty good shrub.

>>14322149
i've unironically waited 6 months for those fancy rainbow bagels

>>14323484
>NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE PORKERINOOOOOOOSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN OINKER BOISSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>14319711
>>14324017
This useless piece of shit is $199. If I was going to spend that much on a salt shaker I'd buy some antique sterling silver piece. I don't know what I'd do with the $100 I'd have left afterwards.

>>14319711
So it's a music playing salt dispenser? Please tell me this is satire.

>>14321807
>Undercooked fries
>Disgusting low quality cheese

>>14324473
always wanted to brown my pink Himalayan rock salt slab instead of my steak

>>14325607
this dude crying over automated eating?

>>14325481
don't you?

>>14321361
>>14323481

>>14327044
jesus does she even brainfreeze

>>14321361
what kind of burrito was it?
>tfw no mexican restaurants open this early

>>14320357
4u

>>14322137
Does she put it in the oven? Is there a continuation to this?

>>14327152

>>14319758
>a whole month wasted trying to ferment a glass of apple juice
>then a small part of said water gets mixed with other shit and left to ferment again
>then a small part of said water gets mixed with other stuff again

>>14319694
Thats one of the cringiest things ive seen all day. I hope this was posted ironically.

>>14321003
lmfao, i was expecting the gook to get his hand crushed because all the rekt chingchong edition ive been watching

>>14327224
This is why we liberated europe.

>>14327525
if only the nazis were still around, people wouldnt be fat (or do thing i dont like)

>>14319815
Wine faggots are insufferable
Drinking fermented grape juice does not make you refined, cultured, or remotely interesting.

>>14327044
>>14327052
I know this is the logic way of thinking, like what the heck? That gotta hurt.
But on the other side, my pervy side tought "damn, she must be a good blower.

>>14326843
He just has a sad face.

>>14326728
So torturing frogs is fucked up but torturing pigs is fine?

>>14321361
imagine getting to sniff her thong after a long day while she fucks her bull

>>14319758
>nigger hands

>>14319758
Do black people really?

>>14321003
>Making the soiface
They really can't help themselves, can they? It's actually quite disturbing.

>>14329417
it's almost as if american trash food isn't novel enough

does anyone have that fortnite birthday party webm with all the snacks

>>14329439

>>14329461
that was quick. thanks lad

>>14329417
>>14329429
That food isn't for being delicious, it's for taking pictures to share with friends. It's an impractical novelty item to say you've been there, hence why the author about the true nature of vampires is shown munching on it there.

>>14319711
I have a wide mouth glass jar that I fill with salt. I must be living in cave man times.

>>14329461
>pizza already sitting on the table before anyone has even shown up
Fucking what

>>14329494
They're Fornite players over for what I think is a really expensive birthday party. Don't expect standards, they'll eat shit cold or find a microwave.

With the equipment they rented out I'm surprised no one put a heat lamp in the middle of the pizza boxes or something. Given some time there could be some creative problem solving here, I can guarantee it.

>>14319694
Fuck you for making me google this to see if it's real

>>14319815
I like how they load the wine bottles into this thing the same way a character in a John Woo film would load a fresh magazine into his Uzi.

>>14324938
the Japanese version of this video is 100x better

>>14326103
they're not warm blooded bro. it could very well still be alive

>>14324473
why metal utensils only?

>>14329646
>>14326103
I'm glad you still have empathy, but I grew up using these things as bait for bass. They can have their head chewed apart with nothing resembling a brain intact and swim over to a lily pad and climb on it. They don't grimace in pain. They don't give a fuck. They're little organic machines that function until they break. I felt so bad for them when I was a kid until I watched them and realized that they DON'T suffer.

>>14329621
It's probably not you insufferable weeb.

>>14326728
y'all stupid af

>>14329677
>wwww.4chan.org
Why do newfags forget where they are?

>>14329712
I'm on a fucking cooking board. Also, 4channel has never been a weeb website.

>>14323484
>it was done on purpose
>"that pig was definitely alive"
do these people never work a day in their life? shit like that happens, and what do you want them to do? shut down the entire facility for a day in mourning? you just shrug, laugh it off and move on with your life.

>>14329743

>>14329677
What are those tiny eggs with tiny yolks? Please no bully. I'm always bullied on here

>>14319694
LOL the future sucks so hard.
I have a hard time even believing it.

>>14324938
Jesus christ, i didn't know you could use fingerboxes for cooking too.
I always just thought it was a /toy/ and maybe /fit/ thing.

>>14329775
if its like another video I saw then its a gelatin with some sort of other gelatin as the yolk.

>>14329805
Or it could just be egg, use an eye dropper or something to pull out a small amount of yolk. The end result looks enough like real egg.

>>14326134
Its going to die either way anon.
The texture and warmth of life actually makes things taste better, plus you can still feel it moving in your mouth as you eat it which helps spread the flavor around.

>>14326075
Then call me retarded because I'd eat it

>>14329805
>>14329831
Hey thanks. Makes sense. What a pain. I guess the whole exercise is a pain.

>>14329840
Retard.

>>14329461
How fat is this kid?

>>14326060
Isn't this literally just a hotpocket?

>>14329849
When I was a teen I played a lot of video games but I was still very active during the day. Me and my friends could smash all that and not gain an ounce.

>>14329859
Isn't it just a pizza roll?

>>14329877
>>14329859
More like a stromboli.

>>14329881
That escalated steadily.

>>14329840
Retard

>>14330068
Fudging why?

>>14326351
Why? You could literally learn to make better ones yourself over the course of a month

>>14319711
man I remember when twitter shit on this thing for like a month

good times

>>14330068
>I'm gonna pour alcohol in my eye like a tard
>OH JESUS FUCK THIS IS THE WORST PAIN
>And now the other eye

>>14326144
dishin up some e coli, i see

>>14330420
Jack is a juggernaut.

>>14321397
Shut up and enjoy your propaganda faggot. They go through the effort to make it enjoyable and you have the gall to act like it's not entertaining and trying to brainwash us.

>>14327224
Holy fuck that's disgusting. Thanks btw, anon.

>>14329743
fetish unlocked

>>14329775
https://youtu.be/D1t-HKitR24

>>14325994
Hollandaise

>>14329461
America deserves all the caos its been happening right now

>>14326060
Do americans really?

>>14319758
>peppers and fucking onions
why cant they just use fucking ginger which is a lot healthier
and whats with all those fucking lemons, theres probably already enough acid with the fucking vinegar
this probably tastes like dogshit

>>14319758
just nigger things.

>>14323599
thats not the point dumbass, he wasnt just talking about animals

>>14319694
Wafers, Green.

>>14328702

>>14327542
>if only the nazis were still

I concur.

>>14331473
>3 days ago
you're supposed to wait longer than that you dumb idiot

>>14331619
i shitpost as i please, faggot.

>>14330701
Every time I see one of this lady's videos I'm impressed by how fucking long she can make them.

>>14319694
>food that represents the future
Bugs, obviously. And maybe boots, as well.
“If you want a picture of the future...”
― George Orwell

>>14321361
dios mio

>>14322174
i honestly respect his dedication to do it even after the stroke and with one hand.
his cooking is still shit though, but respect non the less.

>>14319815
Why the fuck would anyone sit at the same table with negroes and sodomites? Completely braindead advertisement

>>14331824

>>14321768
>It's unclear if the frog is still alive
>Its brain is still kept fully intact
If I had a genie wish, I'd wish for every human being to suddenly be capable of animal empathy. People who do this shit deserve to fully realize what they've done.
>but it's just a frog!
I wonder what horrible shit you've done to lesser lifeforms. I wish I could make you feel what you deserve to feel for each atrocity you've committed.

>>14323135
I can hear the fork scraping that poor metal pot. Nonstick or not, what lunatic scrapes metal with a fork?
Also imagine this guy raising you from infancy on this sort of cooking
>wake up not to the smell of fresh toast or bacon, but to the sound of nails on a chalkboard
>oh, that's the sound my dad makes when he's done warming up some raw eggs
>it must be breakfast time

>>14331910
Chinks aren't humans, anon.

>>14323609
>>14329319
it's actually a russian tv show where two people travel somewhere for two days, and one gets only 100$, and the other gets basically unlimited money. it's one of the most interesting tv shows, but it's still badly made and cringy since it's made for the trash that watches tv

>>14329461
>a fucking cake

>>14329881
don't forget the olive

>>14319711
imagining some ugandan child has to work hard for those computer chip materials so we can produce shit like this unironically

>>14319694
Buying premade cookie dough and then scanning a barcode to enable the timer on an oven is considered smart? Maybe smart for a woman. I would expect a smart oven to use thermal cameras and AI learning to tell me when my food is done to the second.

>>14322183
I would feel bad eating one of the scared looking one's, they don't want to be eaten!

>>14322183
HOW

>>14331966
>video is in japan

>>14329461
>It was already 8:30pm and, still, nobody showed up to little Timmy's birthday party

>>14319694
>WITH MORE THAN NINE TYPES OF DOUGH
So, ten types of dough?

>>14322156
No one here would eat something like this right?
It's okay if you want to experience those flavor combinations, but please keep your health in mind. It goes the same for your family and friends. Don't let people do this to themselves.

>>14322183
Wow these look great. I'd like to see one with a big dicked chubby uno makoto character haha.

>>14332863

9.5 STUPID

>>14319815
>kuvée
Je suis déclenché.

>>14327224
do americans really?

>>14321807
so did a bunch of dumbass americans. every group has idiots, you're a prime example

>>14329461
i would eat all that shit no problem, even the cold pizza.

but the fuckin rubbery ass black, cold hot dogs. come on man. if youre gonna put in so much effort get like one of those catering burners and steam em.

>>14319711
I spent 95 irrecoverable seconds of my life watching an ad for a bluetooth fucking salt shaker

>>14325481
he doesn't

>>14329417
Retarded
Buuuut I want to make out with the guy at 0:06

>>14329835
>tourture an animal to eat
>fill all the meat with adrenaline, destroying the taste
>think it makes it taste better because of the experience
Shiggydiggy

>>14333648
I haven't seen the original video in years

>>14319758
more expensive than just buying nyquil

>>14321807
?dropping hot yellow paint over fries
do americans really?

>>14320164
Let me break out my 1m wok.

>>14329461
imagine the vinegary shits these kids will have after eating nothing but junk food all night

>>14319758
my cold cure is a whole raw garlic clove taken like a pill, 1-2 per day. probably significantly more effective than that

>>14335546
?Being absolutely retarded
do third worlders really?

>>14330118
he didn't have a needle to inject the disinfectant so he thought the eyes were good enough.

>>14335699
Love how she instantly starts walking away.
Like a fucking Fallout 3 character

>>14321397
Nobody here is going to become a Communist because they see a Chinaman frying up some porkbelly, you autist.
Do you think Jack webms make us support the state of Israel too?

>>14334537
I think I've watched at at least ten times by now, never with the sound. And egg fort so many more times than that. How is my life like this.

Who makes the Jack WebMs? Identify yourself immediately.

>>14331910
Why do people say this as if animals are any better? Animals torture other animals for fun all the time.

>>14322137
I always have to watch until the part where she eats the sausage lol, she just couldn't wait for the meal to be done!

>>14331473
fucking kek

>>14335944
How does that make it OK, you lunatic?

>>14336051
at what point does it stop being torture
>oh no you're holding them in captivity but they didn't commit any crimes! literally inhumane!

>>14335944
monkey no bully

>>14335944
>Why do people say this as if animals are any better?

It is just some bullshit game people play.

>>14332500
>>14332933
Me, I'd eat pic related

>>14335885

>>14336071
shut up, monkey

>>14335944
I would shoot every single one of those fucking monkeys to save that poor raccoon

>>14336248

Christ, maybe we are the virus

>>14319758
Potion of shit your pants

>>14335590
I do wonder how the hell she cleans that thing.

>>14321768
I fully extend my empathy to virtually all mammals, I would never even hurt a rat or mouse, but reptiles, amphibians, fish, and birds, are just on another level of savagery towards each other as well as having vastly different neural schema.

>>14332009
All that pseudosciency mumbo jumbo bullshit just to make a chocolate bar.

>>14336317
i get the feeling most of those drunk foods look better if ordered in their place of origin, the ones in the video is a stale looking americanized version

>>14336356
Hell, even the American pizza slice looked sad. I think it's just because buzzfeed sucks ass.

>>14335885
LONG LIVE ISRAEL
FUCK MUDSLIMES
FUCK COMMIES

>>14329743
>4chan has never been a weeb website
Fuck off.

>>14329417
Basically a variation of tampano.

>>14336356
They were trying to replicate the bottom of the barrel carts that sell that shit I guess.

>>14323510
butthurt

>>14325247
He's not baiting. My father in law makes sure to chop hog's nuts off while alive before slitting its throat so the meat doesn't get spoiled whenever he goes hunting in Georgia. You think they enjoy getting castrated and having their neck sliced open to feed some fat guy who loves muh huntin despite still going to Publix to buy a pork roast anyway?

>>14329743

>>14319815
I watched this twice and couldn't tell what the hell it is exactly.

>>14322427
You are a supreme gentleman.

>>14326890
This.

>>14322137
I am german and this is just from some trash scripted tv show, with the intention of making boomers feel better about themselves and their own trash lives

>>14337114
slav in germanistan since 2001. dont rightly know why your boomers would need to be made even more self satisfied.
from my experience they are the most delusionally happy people ive ever seen, the kikes worked miracles perfecting the ideal bread and circus consumers after ww2.
they are a people straight out of basically any dystopian book about the consoomer society.

>>14321361
Haha imagine if that burrito was your pp

>>14321361
I want her to eat me alive

>>14324966
Found the commie