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14369996 No.14369996 [Reply] [Original]

Why are Beyond Burgers so FUCKING BASED bros?

>> No.14370057
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>> No.14370105

>>14369996
They're only good when covered up with a lot of things, like lettuce, tomato. I covered up beef burgers too

>> No.14370128

>>14369996
>beef burger
>highly processed
how it's just ground meat while the other is pea protein isolate and other vegetable byproducts

>> No.14370139
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>>14370057
She cooks and prepares food like a child. Also dresses and poses for attention like a dumb whore. Nothing about that webm is attractive. Not even that dumb dancing in her chair after taking a bite of hipster slop.

>> No.14370144

oi why isn't the vegan homunculus meat labeled highly processed? Shit's got like 30 ingredients while burger is just beef.

>> No.14370151
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I'd rather buy 10kg of vegetables

>> No.14370153

>>14370139
Move along, incel

>> No.14370184
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>>14370153
>YOU MUST SIMP FOR SOCIAL MEDIA WHORES

>> No.14370419

>>14370128
>ground beef isn't processed
>roodypoo.jpg

>> No.14370422

>>14370057

>Makes the video about her and not the food

Why do women do this?

>> No.14370435

>>14370419
i didn't say that retard. was pointing out the diagram said ground beef was "highly processed" but not the beyond burger
it's less processed than a plant-based burger consisting of 6 different vegetable derivatives

>> No.14370436

>>14369996

>Processed plant slop is more natural than ground up meat

Do people actually believe this?

>> No.14370455

>>14370436
b-b-b-but the package says so!

>> No.14370474

>>14369996
>Average Prepackaged Burger
>Contains MSG-like ingredients
so... salt?

>> No.14370484

>>14370057
god i wish i was gay

>> No.14370490

>>14369996
They aren't? Tastes like a legume-based veggie burger (better than boca but boca is near-inedbile). Yes, I can tell the difference between it and meat. Besides, I like veggie burgers that don't try and pretend to be meat.

Also, how does the rating scale work? Are there even objective measures in that grade?

>> No.14370530

>>14370435
Processed =/= more ingredients

>> No.14370537

>>14370490
You've never used Fooducate? Are you fat or unhealthy?

>> No.14370557

>>14370530
>vegetable derivatives
>not processed

>> No.14370572

>>14370490
i don't get why people just don't eat black bean burgers which are already so fucking delicious on their own that sometimes i opt for one instead of a regular burger

oh right, investors sunk way too much cash into it that they now have to shill on a Mongolian underwater basket weaving forum

>> No.14370573

>>14370484
gay is a choice anon

>> No.14370608

>fake Frankenstein meat isn't highly processed garbage
Wew lad

>> No.14370629

>>14370537
Fat? No. Unhealthy? I have no clue, but from my most recent blood tests (2 years ago kek) I was in the "normal" range.

>>14370572
Right? They're so desperate that they deploy this shit to what? Burger King? Then the chain "restaurant" cooks it to hell where cross-contamination is still the norm (trust me, I've tried it there, too, and it was underwhelming). I'm not vegan, but it does kinda bother me that there was no indication the burger is cooked in the same place they cook meat.

This seems like another venture capital fail. Not as monumentally stupid as Juicero, but it's an underwhelming product that's just too expensive.

>> No.14372267

>>14370608
Frankenstein was the doctor. Moron.

>> No.14372310

>>14372267
I know. He was the (((doctor)))
Just like the creator of this abomination

>> No.14372312

>>14370057
Incels BTFO

>> No.14372319

>>14370629
>I'm not vegan, but it does kinda bother me that there was no indication the burger is cooked in the same place they cook meat.
You should have assumed or asked. A fast food restaurant isn't going to have a separate cooking surface for insane vegans unless it's a restaurant with a large vegan menu. Dumb vegnigger.

>> No.14372359

>prepackaged burgers
Theres your problem, who buys those? Homemade burgers from a pound of beef/turkey will have less sodium than a beyond burger. Ive purchased and made beyond burgers, theyre not bad, so if you are strictly trying to avoid red meat then they are great.

But avoiding processed foods and eating a pretty balanced diet in general will always be healthier. You just have to be willing to learn to cook, this is /ck/ after all.

Also beyond burgers smell like ass when they are being cooked.

>> No.14372396

>buying pre shaped burger patties
Why do people do this?

>> No.14372678

>>14372310
Imagine being this retarded

>> No.14372709

>>14372319
You aren't directly paying for the death of animals thus eating off a surface that was used previously so this is still considered vegan. Nice try though carnicuck.

>> No.14372881

>>14372267
The monster considered himself to be the doctor’s son, therefore his name would also be Frankenstein you cunt

>> No.14372900

>>14372881
you're not wrong
the real monster was the doctor anyway
good classical book. highly recommended if you haven't read it. especially if you read it alongside Milton's Paradise Lost since the monster reads the book while in isolation

>> No.14373317

>>14369996
I absolutely love beyond meat burgers and any other fake meat burgers wish they weren’t so expensive though, I want to try making my own

>> No.14373386

>>14370573
It's not

>> No.14373409

beyond meat gave me horrific gi issues both times i've eaten it

>> No.14373428

>>14373386
it's only not when i rape your ass bitch

>> No.14373452

>>14370057
this but with a hot daddy grilling an actual burger

>> No.14373472

>>14373428
Typical Trump supporter

>> No.14373487

>>14370128
LOL contains MSG like ingredients.. God I hate pseudoscience/lie based nutrition. But, Vegans are retarded so....

>> No.14373506

>>14369996
How could they possibly mark the beef for being highly processed but not the other? Lying hypocrites.

>> No.14373515

>>14370537

>Needing a website to tell you whether not what you're eating is healthy

Do you need an app to wipe your own ass too?

>> No.14373528

>>14369996
LOL and this is cherry-picked, go look up Walmart brand burgers have less salt and almost same saturated fat 6g vs 9g. Saturated fat is not even bad for you if its grass fed beef. Yellow fat vs white shit grain fed usda crap. You vegan zombies will get yours dont worry. Eat your slop.

>> No.14373531

>>14373515

That would be nice

>> No.14373546

>>14370419
Can you tie your own shoes? So made in a lab using thousands of hours of research and development to feed mentally deficient retards slop... VS. chopped up meat. Roodypoo indeed.

>> No.14373559

>>14370490
I've said this for years.... I am near full carni but I love falafel burgers. Hell vegi burgers are not that bad either. But these fake chemical tasting meats are disgusting.

>> No.14373575

>>14370057
Why is it illegal to kill these things?

>> No.14373787

>>14370057
that settles it. because of this vapid thot, ill never eat beyond meat. ever.

>> No.14373946

>>14370057
>"burger" needs 10 other ingredients to be palatable.

>No, it's the meat that is wrong

>> No.14373954

>>14370151
>On special for $24/lb
>Do vegans really?

>> No.14373960

>>14370419
anything you eat but raw vegetables has been "processed"

>> No.14373992

>>14370184
TBF just because I want to plow that bitch like she's a farmer's daughter and cream in her sloppy pussy before disappearing into the night and never seeing her again does not make me a simp

>> No.14373995

>>14370057
Roastie jihad

>> No.14374041

>>14370422
Instagram syndrome

>> No.14374569

>>14370057
She used to be a man.

>> No.14374584

>>14373960
hence the distinctor
HIGHLY processed

>> No.14374607

>>14369996
I had it once and I didn't like it. Definitely didn't taste like a beef patty. I'm not biased against veggie burgers, I'll eat boca or gardein, but beyond was just overpriced and spongy tasting.

>> No.14374612

>>14373528
>Saturated fat is not even bad for you if its grass fed beef. Yellow fat vs white shit grain fed usda crap.
What propaganda film was that from again? Fat Head?

>> No.14374636

>>14374584
I don't think you know what "processed" means.

>> No.14374643

>>14374636
I dont think you understand nuance in language, which is a sign of autism

>> No.14374666

>>14374636
>arguing over semantics when in the context of health food discussion "processed" unanimously means anything mechanically separated/extracted to form a byproduct ingredient that is unable to be replicated in the kitchen by human hands
ishiggydiggy

>> No.14374708

>>14374666
any vegan would tell you that cooked meat is "processed food"

>> No.14374897

>>14369996
Beyond meat smells like cat food and I couldn't even in my right mind feed it to my livestock. I fed it to my compost bin but even then I wonder if I'm doing the right thing, there is just so much god damn petroleum in this shit.

>> No.14374905

>>14374708
>trying to make the claim that livestock are born as meat and aren't turned into cuts of meat
Ah yes, when cows are pregnant they give birth to steak not a real cow

>> No.14374912

>>14374905
livestock is born as meat what's the argument here?

>> No.14374926

>>14370572
You get the black bean burger because they are good and you like to mix it up with your burger every now and then, right? Some times vegans like to mix it up as well, but want to stick to their system so we might want to opt for a plant based burger that is more similar tasting to meat. Maybe to someone that eats meat regularly they don't taste good, but I like them. Not Beyond tho.

>> No.14374944

>>14369996
BASED goes in all fields

>> No.14374977

>>14374926
Based, but beyond meat is pretty good. Obviously impossible for true meat flavor better but beyond is really good if you lightly cook it or make it a bit more raw. It has a mostly meaty flavor with the extra spices yet lacks the dryness of an impossible burger or black bean burger.
Personally I usually just make potato burgers cuz you can just microwave a potato, mash it into a patty, add a bit of cumin and rosemary, and you have a delicious burger.

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>>14374977
>microwave a potato, mash it into a patty, add a bit of cumin and rosemary, and you have a delicious burger.

>> No.14374989

>>14370139
it's a video, what do you expect?

>> No.14374990

>>14374987
Try it

>> No.14374991

>>14374990
i've eaten potatoes before

>> No.14374993

>>14370057
She looks like she fucks black men

>> No.14375001

>>14374993
She's a virgin

>> No.14375018

>>14373954
They're $1.60/lb retard

>> No.14375172

>>14374708
they aren't wrong
but the extent of the processing is much less than it is on imitation meat/dairy products
that being said, most vegans don't even eat that shit since they don't want to simulate the experience of eating dead animals

>> No.14375177

>>14374912
No it gets processed into meat. The only food not processed is raw tomatos raw lettuce and produce straight from the ground

>> No.14375199

>>14375177
>he washes his raw produce before eating it
ugh, you're missing out on so many nutrients

>> No.14375201
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>eating herbivore sheep food
slave diet

>> No.14375211

>>14375201
bonespo

>> No.14375214

>>14375177
you forgot milk straight from the cow's ass

>> No.14375247

>>14375018
huh

>> No.14376007

>>14373954
This obviously isn't USA

>> No.14376862

>>14375201
Fuck off toothless antivegan

>> No.14376919

Why do vegans keep trying to imitate meat poorly instead of learning good vegetable dishes

>> No.14376961

>>14376919
It's better than meat bud
t. american

>> No.14376980

>>14374989
For her not to act like an idiot.

>> No.14377008

>>14376919
Because we are biologically predisposed to craving meat. Your body needs meat and animal fats to function properly. It's that fucking simple.

>> No.14377092

>>14369996
who the fuck (other than literal idiots) buys prepackaged burger patties? Even my 4 year old cousin can form play doh patties. How dumb can you be if you're unable to form patties out of ground beef?
Also according to amazon it's 150$ for 10lbs??? Ground beef is just 5 dollars per pound.

>> No.14377142

>>14369996
What's even the point if it's more calories than a meat burger? To say nothing of the cost?

Also nobody who you should care about buys premade patties.

>> No.14377156

>>14377092
>Also according to amazon it's 150$ for 10lbs??? Ground beef is just 5 dollars per pound.
Yes, but that's the wrong kind of meat. Soylent green, I mean, beyond burgers are the future and its price reflects its superior value over wrongmeat.

>> No.14377163

Who buys pre-made burgers?

>> No.14377198

>>14377163
have you heard tell of these magical places called "fast food restaurants??

>> No.14377203

>>14377198
no. i'm not a nigger

>> No.14377209

>>14377203
so edgy I'm downright shocked

>> No.14377710

>>14377092
>comparing foods that need to be shipped refrigerated to grocery store prices
Ask me how I know you're DOUBLE DIGIT IQ

>> No.14377807

>>14377710
i know you are from that first line

>> No.14377978

>>14377198
lol u gay

>> No.14377984

>>14369996
>Prepackaged burgers

>> No.14378054

>>14370184
Jesus christ did you actually spend time making this pic? You really are an incel you dumb faggot.

>> No.14378647

>>14369996
Beyond burgers are based