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Which food would stink up my office potluck the most?

>> No.14371079

>>14371076
Do Americans really?

>> No.14371081

Fry some salmon fillets in the kitchen. That oily skin smell will linger for day's.

>> No.14371082

>>14371076
Korean.

>> No.14371142

>>14371076
Anything with Chinese chives
Guaranteed to make entire office smell like poop.

>> No.14371155

>>14371076
Surstromming

>> No.14371170

>>14371076
tuna, apple cider vinegar, anything with a lot of shrimp paste or fish sauce

>> No.14371173

Why are you having a pot luck? Aren't we supposed to still be on lockdown?

>> No.14371223

>>14371076
Brussels sprouts

>> No.14371225

>>14371155
OP said food

>> No.14371226

>>14371173
>we
Who is we?

>> No.14371230

>>14371226
You know

>> No.14371273

just get a durian and split it open
say you got it from a friend from SEA

>> No.14371295

>>14371076
Unironically a fat, vinegary bowl of tuna salad. Imagine the vinegary shits.

>> No.14371298

>>14371295
The more I think about this the more it turns me on. Imagine the warm, sour smell that will seep out of your coworkers sloppy shitters.

>> No.14371606

>>14371076
Deenz in water

>> No.14371671

Shit in the microwave and also beans with HP sauce

>> No.14371690

>>14371076
Boiled eggs or fish

>> No.14371719

>>14371076
Curry

>> No.14371723

>>14371076
microwave fish or spicy candy, if you want the entire office to be evacuated

>> No.14372713

>>14371076
Sauerkraut, canned mackerel or just anything with a lot of garlic, probably.

>> No.14372718

Anything with Elephant garlic in it. The whole office will be enveloped in green fog.

>> No.14374255

>>14371081
Alternately, fry them at home and MICROWAVE them at the office. Lady I used to work with would nuke fish occasionally and that smell would permeate the whole freaking office.

>> No.14374273

>>14371173
Shut up Karen

>> No.14374280

>>14374273
Imagine being as unfunny as you are. I feel sorry for your parents. You’re nothing, and your sense of humor is awful. I’m glad I don’t know you in real life.

>> No.14374282

Durian
Hakarl
Lutefisk
Haddock

>> No.14374287

>>14371076
Liver and onions.

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14374301

>>14374273
>using twitter's racist slurs against white women

>> No.14374498

>>14374301
Based paul poster

>> No.14374501

>>14371076
Canned fish

>> No.14374519
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>> No.14374538

FUCK office potlucks and catered lunches.

>> No.14374551
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14374551

>>14371173
im on it

>> No.14375479

>>14374280
>implying you know anyone IRL

>> No.14375555

>>14374519
This has to be the most unappetizing thing I've ever seen.

>> No.14375572

>>14374519
I was going to say fish. So this.

>> No.14376140
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14376140

>>14371173
Nah, mutts are retarded. Have you heard how they tried to start a petition against the virus?

>> No.14376165

>>14376140
yeah but death counts are declining

>> No.14376167

Microwave sardines, or heat up fermented fish paste.

>> No.14376178

>>14371076
You made this thread already

>> No.14376187

>>14371076
tuna casserole, reheat in the microwave, use extra onions

>> No.14376237

>>14374519
You can't have been on /ck/ for long then.

>> No.14376245

>>14371076
make some kind of monstrous baked oysters from a can dish with a lot of mayo and breadcrumbs

>> No.14376251

>>14371076
Sagwala or a heavily spiced Indian curry. I bought one once that stunk out my house for days it was so gross. I feel sick thinking about it.

>> No.14376265

>>14374255
https://youtu.be/EH1byYD0D7o
related

>> No.14376267

>>14376251
How were your shits after eating that?

>> No.14376275

>>14376140
>lethal only to boomers and the genetically retarded
>a bad thing

>> No.14376282

>>14376267
Fine, thank you for asking.

>> No.14376289

>>14376275
>DURRR WHY OUR SOCIETY COLLAPSING IS BAD

>> No.14376291

Put shit in the curtainrods, they will never find it there. Use your own shit.

>> No.14376319

>>14376291
Mix it with some sort of oil, lintseed, olive etc. to prevent it from drying too quickly and going odorless. Restrain yourself and don't go overboard a tiny dab will suffice, you only want the smell to linger around like a ghost, getting an inexplicable whiff every now and then that makes people check their shoes and suspiciously leer around but never so strong that it will get them to seriously look for its source. You can also get a syringe and inject a mixture of milk and urine into office chairs but again, don't go overboard. You just want enough to vaguely smell like death when the ass sweat reaches them, but never bad enough to triangulate without directly smelling their chair, so they will spend weeks sniffing for it.

t. expert

>> No.14376453

>>14376319
Hello based department?

>> No.14376463

>>14376140
Tell us about the petition

>> No.14376574

>>14371170
Any fish related dish.

>> No.14376767

>>14376140
We didn't hear, tell us about the petition tell us about the stupid mutts anon

>> No.14377420

>>14376140
>DID YOU HEAR ABOUT AMERICA
>BECAUSE BOY, I'D LIKE TO TALK ABOUT AMERICA RIGHT NOW

>> No.14377435

>>14371076
kimchi-anything

>> No.14377442

>>14377420
>>14376767
>>14376463

that is some serious butthurt