/ck/ - Food & Cooking

make a chicken divan

Use something to smash the chicken breasts flat
Heat up a little bit of oil in a pan.
Cover the flattened chicken in spices and flour.
Dip in a beaten egg.
Coat thickly with panko or breadcrumbs
Lay in oil and fry until crispy.
Drain oil and serve with carb,veggies and dipping sauce of choice. (Garlic mayo)

>>14378306
chicken kiev 3rd best use of breast ever

Some good ol rusty chicken
https://youtu.be/H_JFUatl5Tk

>>14378404
>OP asks about breasts
>post a recipe with thighs in the title

bruh

>>14378306
Beat it flat, egg wash, panko and fry. Eat with ric... potatoes?

>>14378409
You know you can use breasts right, you can’t actually be THAT retarded, r-right?

>>14378306
Chicken salad, great for sandwiches or on crackers

>1 8oz chicken breast. season with Montreal steak seasoning. bake at 350f until it reaches 155. allow to cool completely
>mix 2 tbsp mayo, 1 tbsp Dijon mustard, 1 tbsp white vinegar, 1 tbsp sugar, 1/4 cup each chopped walnuts and dried cranberries, 1 tsp tarragon and salt, pepper and cayenne to taste.
>mix well and dice chicken. finely mince a few tablespoons of fresh parsley and mix to combine. Chill in the fridge overnight and serve on a sandwich or with crackers.

>>14378436

>>14378306
Hunter's Chicken (the British one, not the fancy French one)

Well if thighs are allowed

>>14378436
>vinegar
>sugar
>walnuts
>cranberries
>in chicken salad
kys my dude

Chicken breast is without a doubt the most useless and insipid vegetable ever to have graced the earth with its worthlessness. Who on earth would ever willingly eat such a barren, tasteless, swelling pile of condensed string? In fact, if you raised a child on nothing but that disgusting protein powder that weightlifters eat, then asked them to describe what they imagine meat to taste like, they would probably describe chicken breast. It's a tragedy that every time I buy a chicken I have to buy two of those worthless lumps of stringified dust which people call "food" along with it. Honestly, I'm surprised my body even bothers to digest them at all, I would not be at all shocked to find two fully intact chicken breasts being squeezed out of my anus upon vising the toilet after a roast chicken dinner.

>>14378594
no u

>>14378641
>insipid vegetable

>>14378641

>>14378656
chicken is a vegetable

eggs are seeds

>>14378656
you're right, it's a fruit

>>14378689
Totally forgot. There’s also a chicken salad. Vegetable status confirmed.

Veg don't leak, chicken is a fruit

>>14378306
Slice it, marinate in sweet chili and the fry, not to much.

Make a green salad, add some dices low fat feta cheese, olive oil, sliced green olives and sliced red onions.

Keeps you filled a whole day.

>>14378727
This is correct

Of the four common methods of seed dispersal (wind, animal, gravity and projectile) the chicken plant uses an animal-based seed dispersal mechanism. Planting an egg will result in the growth of a chicken tree, on which chickens (the fruits) will develop, and eventually fall. The animal runs around and lays eggs wherever it pleases, thus dispersing the seeds.

>>14378727
I keep seeing this gif, sauce plz? Did he eat that? Was he demonstrating what a very undercooked chicken looks like?

>>14378828
You truly are a newfag if you don't recognise Ja/ck/

>>14378839
We've all got to start somewhere.

>>14378882
True. Welcome to Ja/ck/