/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Nobody gives a fuck about Creme brûlée huh? Fuck you guys.

>>14395638

>>14395988

Fine.

>>14395988
Alinea is such a fucking meme.

>>14395988
wonder how often they dust those panels

>>14396750
lmao, anything you can't afford is a meme? Save up and go try it out anon, you'll probably be pleasantly surprised

Kransekake is Norse pantheon tier.

I love these!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLqYUZrdrDg

>>14395988
art only impresses me when it's accessible to the poor. otherwise I simply don't respect it.

>>14395638
Mont Blanc

>>14397184
This but unironically, art should be used to communicate with, exclusivity breeds incestous ideas.

>>14395638
Deep-fried Camembert with warm cloudberry jam and a bit of deep-fried parsley.

>>14395638
Butterkaka

>>14395638
Napoleonic pastry.
If you have never tried this - you must.

>>14395638
On another (vanilla) note.

Vanilla bean icecream. Just as it is.

>>14397225
is it topped with a date?

Peach cobbler. Simple as

>>14397494
I've never had peach cobbler, but I happen to have a bunch of peaches in the freezer. Any recipe you can recommend?

>>14395638
though I agree with your statement, the picture you chose looks like shit tier crème brûlée, proper one has a real sugar crust, yours looks like it spent in life in mom's basement playing wow
>pic is what it should be

>>14395993
This gave me legit nausea.

>>14397184
>accessible to the poor
cringe
art is to glorify God, nothing more nothing less, neither to arouse grievance complexes nor to indulge in vain extravagance

cooking btw is a knack not an art

I love sfogliatelles

>>14395638
why is there a hot dog in it?

This

>>14397469
chestnut glace

>>14395988
>Which start at 285$ per person

>>14395638
7/10
>>14395994
2/10
>>14396764
0/10
>>14397225
6/10
>>14397399
7/10
>>14397450
10/10
>>14397454
5/10
>>14397460
3/10
>>14397696
7/10
>>14397712
9/10
>>14398257
3/10

If you reply to this post you must address me by my full name or just "professor K." if you don't follow these rules I'll downgrade your desserts. if you still don't follow these rules I'll ban your dessert in 50+ countries.

I have judgeth. (yes, that's archaic, I'm that cool)

>>14398294
shut up bitch

>>14398411
your desserts are now downgraded (which one was yours?)

This is top tier

>>14398432
the 0/10. what now, doc?

>>14398411
-2/10

but since you aren't calling me on my proper name I an now banning your cancer dessert in 50+ countrie... oh wait, there's no need to, because nobody cares for your ridiculous "dessert"

>>14398827
4/10
>>14398836
6/10

Probably underwhelming, but it just looks so classic

>>14398827
One of the best classical desserts ever

Looks like some kind of Sacher Torte

>Have a powerful sweet tooth
>All of these (minus the shitty (((MODERN))) ones) look good
You guys are retards who can't appreciate the little things

>>14399004
Manny modern desserts are great, >>14395988 and >>14395993 are just made by faggots

Thanks Australia, very cool

>>14398224
What a freak.

>>14397184
Poor people are not the standard for anything and should not be used as such. Art has an intrinsic value, completely independent from the viewer

Frozen Cheesecake

>>14399180
I love it, too.

>>14399068
Is that all made of cream inside?

Cheesecakes are great

>>14399318
Usually it is filled with cream, but such a big one must have some fruit mixed in. The ones I have had use a mascarpone cream

>>14399321
I want to slam my flaccid dick over that shinny top, I bet it would feel cold

>>14399332
Mascarpone cream could work because it isn't that sweet but regular sweet cream would be too sweet I think, at least for me.

>>14395988
This is offensively pretentious
>>14395993
No
>>14396764
I can just imagine eating this at some weird summer festival where im still wearing a winter coat surrounded by all 200 of my fellow townspeople

i could eat a hundred of these

>>14395638
Undisputed GOAT

>>14398294
Tastelet.
Don't bother @ing me I haven't posted any dessert here.

>>14399762
A challenger appears

>>14398827
I'm 31 and I still don't see the appeal of tiramisu. I guess it's just not meant to be.

serves as both a sweet tipple with AND a delicious satisfying dessert after dinner

>>14399794
That’s not a Tiramisu, that’s an Opéra, it is literally written on it

>>14398988
this right here is the fucking tits. The GOAT, however, is chocolate mousse with hazelnut praline crisp and it's not even close

Anin dofu is so fucking good.

One of my favorite memories of guiding my family through a trip to Japan was seeing the look of joy on my father's face when he saw parfait for the first time.

>>14399992
Wholesome

>>14399918
It looks like Tiramisu.

Nothing beats a good creme brulee

>>14400079
Then you must have had some very weird Tiramisu
Opéra:
>Joconde biscuit hydrated in coffee syrup with orange liqueur
>Chocolate ganage
>Coffee and butter cream
>glazed on top
>served in small rectangles
>dense and creamy
>layers are very noticeable

Tiramisu:
>Lady fingers soaked in coffee syrup and amaretto
>Mascarpone cream
>topped with cocoa
>served mostly on cups or other containers since the cream is too light to hold a shape
>light and less creamy
>Mostly white since the ladyfingers don’t cover the whole thing

>>14400132
Not him but it doesn't matter, both are delicious

>>14400132
well, thank you for explaining anyhow.

bananas foster

I'll eat pick related until I'm sick. Also good:
>tiramisu
>french silk pie
>ice cream and gelato
>american cereal
>any type of pudding, but especially bread pudding
>greek yogurt with generous honey and fruit
>>14395988
haram
>>14395638
>>14397399
>>14397494
>>14398827
>>14398984
>>14399068
>>14399321
>>14399658
>>14399666
>>14399938
>>14399955
>>14399992
god tier
>>14397450
nasty

>>14399992
Because you failed to roll quints im going to masturbate to this image amd theres nothing you can do to stop me

>>14398294
dr poopy face.

>>14397399
I tried making lime pie once it tasted like salty milk and coins

>>14395986
More like creme ur-géy

>>14399992
I wish you’d guide me through life :(

>>14395988
>rich people shouldn't be ritually execute-

>>14395988
>experience
what did they mean by this?

behold, the best desert.

>>14399068
Pavlova's a New Zealand invention, not Australian.

>>14399116
Laughably incorrect. Value is a social construct and therefore cannot be divorced from audience.

>>14401114
I dont believe you. Post a cum tribute with timestamp.

>>14395638
>>14397696
>cream
>burn the top
what an absolute meme of a dessert

>>14395988
>white "people"

>>14396764
spiser I det også til nytår?

>>14395988
I'll have my $5 lava cake with vanilla good good on top mah nigga thanks...

https://youtu.be/wnuMmTzUbsQ

This is icecream weather.

>>14401288
This guy gets it.

>>14403355
>>14401288
Keep on being based bros

Sorry to crash the party y'all.

>>14403701
>>14401288
Can green tea tiramisu join too?

>>14403725
Depends on where you get it really

>>14395988
wow love to eat a bunch of fucking co2 infused crumbs off a dusty panel while the kitchen staff does an interpretive dance and make a chocolate jackson pollock

jesus christ. this was so tough to see. jesus christ. flyovers would never. they have too much taste. they're too honest. they're too true.

Creme Brulee really is the best. I had it for the first time in my life at Epcot when I was a kid, and now I'm compelled to smell my fat wife's anus all the time. see what I mean?......bye

>>14403735
That one was from Organico in Shizuoka. It was delicious. Shizuoka is the largest tea producing region in Japan.

>>14403762
It does look mad good.

>>14399992
nice

14398294
not even giving you a (you) you massive faggot

>>14399794
probably because tiramisu was made to be eaten before or after sex with a cheap Italian whore.

>>14403718
>uncrushed cookies between the layers

>>14395994
What is this? I want to try making it

>>14405919
baked Alaska.

>>14405942
Thanks. Kinda disappointed that it is just a napolean with meringue

>>14405958
yeah but you get to light it on fire for heat on a cold Alaskan night coddled up with your GF or a caribou.

>>14405964
Sadly I am a lower 48er and I don't think I could survive Alaskan winters. Gonna do a bananas foster tho: that way I still get to play with fire

>>14395993
Tasty sundaes Indian style

I like my tiramisu with elegant cocoa powder.

>>14397399
FUCK THIS SHIT SO HARD. I hate it. My parents always order it at restaurants and it grosses me out

>>14395993
Why do americans do shit like that? What's ther problem?

Au pain le chocolate

>>14395638
Fleshlight full of macaroons

>>14397225
I was going to post this, so good

>>14395988
wah-lah.

>>14398294
quoting that many posts at the same time should result in an automatic ban. there has never been a single good post replying to more than 5 posts at the same time.

>>14409394
the non-burnt version of these tastes really good, especially with a cup of coffee or cocoa to go with it

>>14401288
love you bro