/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14411718
>next step is pickles or hot sauce it don't matter
what did he mean by this?

>>14411718
Is he on drugs?

>>14411742
That's a bit racist, innit?

>>14411774
It would be more racist to assume he wasn't on drugs like some sniveling uncle Tom that believes drugs are bad because wh*ty said so.

>>14412161
Do you have to be gay to make and/or drink something like that?

>>14411718
Why is he doing a prison tamale tutorial? He's suppossed to be somewhat rich, isn't he?

>>14412282
African American "culture" idolizes criminals

>>14411718
>>14411978
Italian here. Are these parodies?

>>14411736
giving him the benefit of the doubt - something vinegary?

>>14412161
If he didn't like it why did he still said all right man? Unbased.

>>14412402
He didn't say he didn't like it, just that it was only alright considering the cost.

>>14412358
i think it's prison food

>>14412402
he probably thought, "all that effort and it doesn't taste different from any other drink."

>>14412411
He did say it, just not with words.

>>14412374
That is hooch they make in prison. Note how all ingredients are simple.

>>14411718

this is literally called "spread". This what people make in prison out of commissary items

>>14411978
Me when he finishes making that.

>>14412479
this nigga knows whats up.

>>14411774

>cook everything but the kitchen sink

>>14412928
Nothing fills me more with rage than watching this man fail to do simple tasks

>>14412928

Is he handicapped? That is how someone who lost their fine motor skills would cut.

>>14412960
he had a stroke and cant use that other hand very well. But to be fair, he was stupid before too.

>>14412358
It's American prison food

my brother did some time. making brick was a nightly ritual for the guys in his block

>>14412960
He had a stroke anon, pray for his health

>>14412270
used to be fun to mock him for being shit at cooking

now its just sad depressing to see him
not even pity sadness, more like seeing a bum and being disgusted sad

>>14413151
How do you think Jack smells?

>>14411718
That's a literal prison recipe. I have no idea why anyone not currently in prison would ever make that.

>>14411742
What? Thats crazy. Theres no way a famous rapper would ever be on drugs. Shame on you

Anyway, back to actual cooking.

>>14411774
I thought that the entire point of Wakanda was that it was isolated. Where would they get all these ingredients from outside of Africa?

>>14412559
imagine my dick

>>14413303
Here is a meal the size of your dick.

>>14413271
wakanda isn't even real

>>14411978
>>14411718
>>14412374
alright i got time...

it aint that bad bruh. depends on where you at and if you get money on the books. if you got family that has a little money it helps a lot when you down. I had money stashed after I got hit up and i trusted my girls mom to call it in, she took some "for the baby" but she did me good for 8 years. you get out on OR? pay a bond? how come you aint in co right now?
bruh if you out now you should just start flipping some real fast, you going to prison anyway fuck it, come up on some money and give it to somebody you trust like senpai to put it on the books every other month it aint like you can do it yourself and that 150 go fast bruh. everything cost inside.
the food is easy, either you got money or you dont. prison food is weak, sometimes you get something special like when they get donated shit for holidays or a some factories freezer go out but they always fuck it up and make it taste like some retirement home charly brown kinda food, bland as fuck. the food you can make in the cell is tolerable at best but you can make it spicy at least. I pieced money up every month with my celly cuz we was the same set and we was cool. no homo. some fools get robbed so be careful. you can get wrapped up quick inside even when you didnt do nothing so dont go telling fools you got money. if you poor then fuck it you dont have a choice anyway just make the best of it, you can always trade up food just make sure you know what they are saying when you trade up.

(pic) tapatio packs bruh, my life saver locked up. put that shit on everything.

>>14413335
Go be black somewhere else.

>>14413251
I bet there is a guy standing with a sign that says "Nod".

okay /ck/, i need you to show me the absolute worst, most enraging/disgusting webm you have

>>14413409
kek

>>14413495
i don't have any webms on this pc

>>14411972
ELEVATED

>>14413495
How's this?

>>14413713
I think I get it, but I'm not sure. Is that not thermal paste?

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>>14412270
Jack's stroke arm looks like plastic wtf

>>14413424
>>14413495

>>14413335
Was it like oz?

>>14411718
>>14411978
There's no way this is better than having the ingredients by themselves like God intended.

>>14411774
>Wakandan food is just Indian food

>>14411718
>>14411978
Why do so many niggers know about jail food?

>>14412358
Haven't heard it put that way before but yes, they are pretty much parodies of real people.

>>14413251
when they find out that scrambled eggs are in better shape than their eggs

>>14413877
Have sex

>>14413216
If he is as good rapist as cook i am sorry for all his fans.

>>14413885
no

>>14413335
I recognize this pasta. Years old. First time I saw it, anon commented it was the blackest post he ever read.

>>14413800
guess

>>14413716
>Is that not thermal paste?

That's a steak, anon.

tomorrow 19:40 UTC
/ck/ vs /jp/

>>14413495

>>14413197
Like farts, rotting meat and halitosis

>>14413754
I think it's from fluids collecting in it causing some swelling which keeps the skin tight and shiny. Or maybe he is waxing the damn thing.

>>14413303

>>14414831
Jesus typical amer*can meals are outrageously big.

>>14412161
Nigga wanted henny

>>14414933
that's not american

>>14414933
def a brit meal

>>14411718
>3/4 ingredients optional, it dont matter
>"i prefer boilin it", sets microwave to 32sec
>almost falls over looking at his bowl of lukewarm water like there's a goldfish in it
i wish he had a tv show

>>14413416
Imagine the braps

>>14413416
Moe Azu is a disgusting pig unfit to sit at the same table as Yuka.
Please never post this webm again.

>>14413433
>cheesy sushi

>>14413444
Haha, one of the locations is just "Thailand" because they didn't have a specific establishment to shill.

>>14413904
ok now THAT is based

>>14415378
How do I make ingredients magically seperate like that?

>>14413251
I remember when I first saw Ramsey make eggs. That's when I new he was a retard faggot that talked his way into such success.

>>14413713
>he bought intel

>>14415424
Those eggs look perfect and you are a gay.

>>14415423
generally speaking it requires a blood sacrifice, that's all I can say on the matter.

>>14415440
I hate it more and more every time I see it.

>>14415440

>>14411774
desu I thought this was a blackface cooking channel before I clicked in

>>14415440
>eggs like gooey diarrhea straight from his ass, where all his ideas come from
>this is peak egg cooking
Tell me more. Ramsey's talent lies in his ability to convince people he's great. Most great chef's are akin to modern artists. If you have to convince people it's good, it's because it's shit.

>>14411718
fine dining.

>>14412884
>mayo
Do you americans really do this?

>>14413409
ha

>>14413495

>>14415440
what the absolute fuck

>>14414994
>>14415100
god I'm not even him but you mutts are so fucking gullible and easy to fuck with, jesus christ.

>>14415580
why does he do that with his tongue?

>>14413808
I cant watch beyond 5 seconds of this webm. Its so bad.

>>14415881
ha i had 6 donuts for breakfast and now i feel better about it.
also took me a lot longer than a fuckin minute

>>14415580
Meat looks uncooked, just shovels most of it down his throat, then probably wonders why he stroked out from salmonella

>>14412429
>>14413012
How do inmates in America get boiling water?

>>14415580
imagine being his wife and having to look at the hideous face of this cave man that assaulted your christian rapper son

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>>14412292
>White culture idolizes state-sanctioned criminals
It's like we're the same.

>>14415945
info on where to watch this and other matches?

>>14415975
stream can be found this way
https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

matchday one currentlky running

>>14415975
>>14415945
honestly get a life

>>14415926
Not boiling, but you can get hot water from the sink. You can tell from that video it's not close to boiling.

>>14415983
PES 2011 vanilla

>>14416000
19 is decent so far.
bring back PES14 1.12

>>14414933
thats uk you can tell by the box

>>14413766
Is that a Pokimane?

>>14413754
its amazing actually, he let his arm reach stage 3 RSD in under a few months. There's almost no hope of recovery for his arm now. He needs to get it amputated before CRPS kicks in.

>>14411718
i would never let a nigger touch my food,especially with that haircut.wtf is that he looked like a fucking retard

>>14411718
Do Americans really all go to jail at some point?

>>14415424
>>14413325
>>14413885
>>14415404
>>14414984
>>14415476

>>14416115
only the blck ones

>>14413271
All those ingredients are wakandan in origin

>>14413796
the bear is caffeinated

>>14413335

>>14411774
>cutting off the storytime

>>14413424
american nightmare

>>14415439
>thats and Fx you dumb brandfag

>>14411774
>1/4 cup Ghee
When i was 16, I tried making cinnamon butter
Turns out I made some intense some concentrated cinnamon fat instead and couldn't get near that part of the kitchen for weeks without throwing up
Point being
Thats a lot of fucking fat to be putting into a dish

>>14416215

>>14411978
what's he making?

>>14416215
>Thats a lot of fucking fat to be putting into a dish
nigger no its not.maybe your just a faggot

>>14416220
is that store for 2-3 months in the fridge or out in the cabinat?

>>14416231
Who keeps butter in a cabinet?

>>14416243
nigger people keep lard for moths in pantry

>>14411718
People eat like this everyday man. So fucking weird. Was at the gas station and some dude in a wife beater was buying a case of bud light, a can of hormel chili and a jar of tostitos queso dip. Kind of felt bad for the guy lol.

>>14416284
do people really eat this 3 a day or was that man just doing it as a single meal for that week?i have a hard time beliving people eat constanly like shit like that

>>14414902
Always whanna know why this speed eating challenges so popular in us

>>14413197
old mayo

>>14416336
We must be the best at everything.

>>14412884
who is this intended for? high school/college kids?

>>14415476
ramsay owns a 3-star michelin restaurant

>>14416342
W-what did he chug

>>14416377
Maple syrup, and he set the world record. He set several world records that day.

>>14413310
this is cute

>>14413310
i hope who ever makes these tiny kitchen vids gets raped in the ass by a pack of aids niggers

>>14416384
nothing will beat his ocean eating video

>>14413310
for what pvrpose

>>14413429
this guy is impressed that a breakfast buffet has fake scrambled eggs

this is every economy hotel i've been to

>>14416403
He makes these tiny meals for his pet rat / hamster. Can't remember which

>>14416429
i remember him seeing making fucking deserts and high suger shit,his hamster is going to get diabetes

>>14413713
>>14413766
these are meme videos, but they're not funny or enraging

>>14413963
so this dumb nigger made tocix stake and just runed his fucking computer for plebbit teir maymay le epic xd shit?i hope he gets raped by a nigger

>>14413766
not funny go back to plebbit you nigger faggot

>>14415626
>i was pretending to be stupid

>>14415626
nigger we know your from plebbit go back

>>14411718
It's amazing what they can be trained to do!

>>14416342
You know she's getting horny watching him do that

>>14416519
All women are horny from simply being in the presence of The Beast.

>>14416529
Got the cactus one?

>>14416537

>>14413079
Holy shit, that chicken looks so damn juicy.

>>14416603
medium rare anon, just the way you like it

>>14416115
we call it "school"

>>14416336
Its not popular at all. Just a niche thing a few people are into.

>>14416603
the way chicken is grown and processed in the USA, so called "chlorine-washed", makes the chicken 100% sanitary and completely safe to eat even in raw form

>>14411774
I though they were vegetarians in wakanda

>>14416471
I hope this company dies

>>14413424
>how to summon an american

>>14416458
Yes, stupid.

>>14411774
Are all of their pans made of vibranium?

>>14413374
I'm not cultured enough to know what this is.

>>14416469
who are you quoting?

>>14416471
>5 inches vs 6 inches

>>14414831
look at all those soggy fries

>>14416541
but why

>>14413409
>slices and stacks avocados
>instead of just mashing them
>surprised when they slide the fuck around
100% deserved it

>>14415476
He's a french-trained chef and that's how the french do their scrambled eggs.

>>14413335
I love this thread.

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>>14415901
Also your boobs are bigger then hers.

>>14411718
How can he live w his hair like dat?

>>14413495
Dont have a webm but watch a mark wiens video and look at his reaction after taking a bite of something

>>14411718
a lot less baking soda than i would expect for cooking a brick

>>14414831
Why did somebody think this was impressive or novel enough to film?

>>14416371
He is also the only man in history who got 2 of those stars taken away in 1 year.

>>14415534
Only the retards who think this is remotely close to food.
Horrifying, isn't it?
>mayo instead of eggwas...You know what, there's NO way to redeem this recipe.

>>14415642
The Apple watch should be a dead giveaway,Anon

>>14418914
How did that happen?

>>14415926
Stinger

https://youtu.be/ah9dhq_Itzo

>>14414902
Next stop in the long painful slide into collapse of the American Empire:
Vomitoriums.
Real ones, not the misconstrued exits from the Colosseum.

>>14415471
Okay...I'm not religious, But I'm pretty fucking convinced that there are teams of demons representing each of the seven deadly sins, running around and putting this shit in the media for "Entertainment."

>>14416105
Stay mad.

>>14412358
>Italy has really good produce
>Italian restaurants still can't make anything good with it

Who is the real parody?

>>14412292
So does White American 'culture.'

>>14413409
Never before has a botched flip brought me solace.

>>14411742
Looks like he's making a prison spread for street cred.

>>14416215
No it's not

>>14412292
>when the cheddar is sharper than the knife

>>14419157
I'm sure if you ask /pol/, they could tell you exactly who those demons are.

>>14416458
>'runed' his fucking computer.

It's a piece of shit 4 dollar cpu from wish.com

>>14411718
Nice carbonara

>>14411774
I would try the rice, there is nothing special about the beef

>>14415642
It's a sign of mental retardation.

>>14415642
practicing how he's gonna eat out his wife

>>14415424
He started off working his ass off but later yes, became a showman. When he was parting ways with Marco he would go and do cooking seminars with random clubs and groups, and he would just show up say some bullshit, quickly make a dish, put a sous chef or random kitchen hand incharge and run off to his next, basically scam. All for a quick buck.

>>14413416
I really want to know what her poop looks like.

But I would give anything to see her poop. Can you imagine it? Another cute Japanese girl taking a dump, but it's much much larger than anything you've ever seen. Maybe parts of it are still undigested, and cling to her cute Japanese pubes. And afterwards her hole is just wrecked, and she says something in Japanese like "thank you for watching!" in her happy Japanese girl voice and then she accidentally pisses herself and gets embarrassed by that. Then the camera just focuses on the poop for the next 15 minutes, getting every angle...

>>14412928

>laying the gimp hand on the knife


Lol

>>14411774
No. For you see, the niggers, jews and liberals(like you) are the real racists for even asking such a question.

>>14411774
There was some African leader who called for a pan-african unity, i can't recall his name. But he was assassinated by the "you know who". And that is why a country like Wakanda would never exist. A conflict-free Africa would hurt plenty of those whom we are not allowed to name.

>>14415471
The thing that pisses me off the most about this is just how stupid it is to use a roller.

>>14421570

>>14413079
What caused the stroke? Healthy eating and exercise?

>>14420697
Not hard, it's all Jews.

>>14413251
kek

>>14412977
he had at least two

>>14413495

>>14416384
what is he eating, a fucking puzzle?

>>14422100
You must have had an awful childhood. It's an advent calendar, given to children for December. You eat one chocolate per day leading up to Christmas.
For his record, he had to eat them one at a time, could not open the next door until the chocolate was completely swallowed, and was not allowed to tear any of the doors.

>>14412884
Gourmet neet shit

>>14413374
Looks tasty desu

>>14422114
How is that any indicative of an awful childhood if one didn't grow up in the 1950's? Damn old man

>>14422246
In the 50s advent calendars were made of wood and the onky treat was getting to see the pucture.

>>14422246
Not sure how much it's spread worldwide, but it was part of my upbringing in a 2nd world country.

>>14411774
This would work with pork obviously, right?

>>14422399
would work with any meat really.

>>14422246
Completely standard here in norway even now.
Some do them with actual small toys instead of the cheap chocolate ones you get at the store though.
These days every fucking candy brand has their own insanely overpriced shitty tasting version.
Never go for brand name advent calendars.

>>14411774
Excellent bait sir

>>14411718

>>14422586
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again select your "epic" egg fort webm and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" egg fort guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking egg vendor. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

>>14422600

>>14413251
>How do you want your eggs cooked?
>Cooked??

>>14422114
>You must have had an awful childhood.
Are you fucking retarded? Not getting a fucking candy calender means you had a shit childhood?
Why the actual are americans so god damn fucking fat? Why are they proud of being a fat nation? WHY!?

>>14422935
You sound awfully upset. I must have struck a nerve.

>>14422935
Damn, u mad

>>14422600
I'm not fat, my mom says im pleasently plump.

>>14423666
You're just big-boned Satan-kun.

>>14423728
I love this stuff. You can get it in East London and places like Southall, would recommend it to anyone

>>14423666
its festively plump

>>14419068
Yo ho ho he took a bite of gum gum

>>14422617
To be fair that's probably the result of adding in half a stick of butter.

>>14413690
Never have I've been so revolted at such a combination of desert and burger meat. I thought the pinnacle was the luther burger, but no....they took it a whole step further and disgraced god like Chicago disgraced pizza. The fact that they topped that burger with SPRINKLES and LUCKY CHARMS marshmallows is what truly made those perfectly good burgers a waste.

I hope whomever ate that abomination died a terrible death via stroke, cardiac arrest, and hyperglycemic coma. Such a disgrace should never be put on this earth ever again.

>>14413409
guy was so close kek

>>14415378
Huh. This is actually not that bad.

>>14416220
>low to medium heat
>Clearly boiling.

>>14416471
the question is whether or not you can strangle someone to death with these

>>14421062
Can't waste any bull spunk

>>14413495

>>14413197
What race is jack?

>>14424148
Well, I think he claims to have some sort of Italian heritage, so non-white.

>>14418429
Because he is la beast

>>14417589
Preparados, Mexican vendor food

>>14422586
It's not funny anymore
>>14422600
He made a point

>>14412977
So is it gone for good or is he too dumb and lazy to work on it

>>14424223
Do Americans really?

>>14423728
isnt it a little weird the people that shit on the streets and beaches of their own communities cook food that also always resembles diarrhea

>>14415289
Wish I had a cute retarded gf

>>14424297
Imagine the sloppy drooly bjs

>>14417638
god I'm not even him but you plebbitors are so fucking gullible and easy to fuck with, jesus christ.

>>14413731
>>14413758
This is fantastic, is there a full video of this somewhere?

>>14424297
She has like two kids and a husband.

>>14416175
Yea she needs to be shot before being thrown out of a plane for ripping off indian food and passing it off as african.

>>14411718
why are black peoples hands like that

>>14413409
>microplaning cheese

>>14414831
I could totally destroy a munchy box

>>14411718
I legit thought this was black face for a second until I saw his hands.

>>14412928
Fuck man. This legitimately made me feel bad for Jack. I know he's dumb and retarded, but I can't even imagine what it must be like to still make these videos and act like it's nothing. I hope he loses the weight and manages to fix himself

>>14424570
Black people are made from crayons

>>14424777
gullible

>>14411718
Just remember that this primitive specimen is the guy on Twitter making fun of white people's cooking.

>>14424151
arab, north african, mexican, irish, chinese, italian, scottish, swedish etc.

>>14424807
oh

>>14413808
LOL!

>>14412374
there's gonna be methanol in that

>>14411718
he didn't even skin the sausage

>>14416353
social media

>>14412928
why the fuck doesn't use a slap chop?

>>14424777
I hope he finishes the job

>>14422003
mostly mayonnaise

>>14419119
why on earth is this 23 minutes?

>>14425647
>slim jim
>"sausage"

>>14413444
what the fuck is the point in this? it's all over the place and so inconsistent

>>14415642
you should try it sometime

>>14422935
It’s a euro thing, retard.

>>14418429
the real question is why do people watch this stupid shit, then again the average person is a fucking idiot

>>14411774
>1 cinnamon stick
>1 bay leaf
Niggers are so fucking stupid

>>14421112
shouldn't you fry the chicken twice?

>>14425679
whatever you want to call it, it's meat in a casing

>>14412402
A big part of nigger culture is not expressing admiration or declaring excellence. A regular person, if they liked it, would say "that's delicious/fantastic/etc", while smiling, openly showing their appreciation for the bartender's skill and talent. The nigger must hide his respect and remain unimpressed, as showing these would imply that the bartender has more skill than the nigger at something. The nigger must remain "cool", or the "tough" guy of the room, particularly if he is the only nigger there; in his eyes, he keeps his "higher" status in the tribe.

>>14425749
>hmm let me search for the most retarded shit ever on the internet
>why would anyone watch this
>all people are idiots

>>14411978
>>14411718
So these are basically prison tamales?

>>14425767
Most sausage casings are edible unless theyre plastic or smth

>>14426607
sure I always eat it with the casing on but if I were using it as an ingredient I would definitely remove it

>>14413251
He's so close to getting it right but falls short.
>Start with a tablespoon of butter, put it in the saucepan first under the lowest heat possible and let it melt.
>Add the eggs and let them warm up a little.
>Use the spatula to stir the eggs, don't try to break the yolk just let it happen.
>Once it's all a consistent yellow paste don't stop cooking and put it on toast next to some cherry tomatoes. Now you actually have to cook the egg.
>Turn the heat up to whatever you like to do eggs at. The heat will change the consistency of the egg and that's purely subjective.
>Stir constantly, when the egg starts to stick on the side of the saucepan remove it from the heat and continue stirring until it doesn't.
>Put back on heat and repeat this cycle.
>When you think it's almost done, turn off the heat.
>Add salt & pepper to taste while it rests in the saucepan. Anything else like garlic or chives also goes in now.
>If they haven't finished cooking resting in the saucepan, turn the heat back on. Whatever. They're eggs.
>Enjoy scrambled eggs however you like.
It is a completely different kind of scrambled egg from cracking a few eggs into a cast iron skillet.

>>14416458
You're fucking dense.

>>14413151
pussy, you better man the fuck up, this world is unforgiving to the weak like you

>>14412161
What? No grape drank?

>>14413433
Parts 1 and 2?

does anyone have that webm where the person goes through a shitload of steps to create a puree from a pizza dough, and there was a running joke where they kept adding olives to the end?

>>14422935
you are correct

>>14427009
huh?

it's disgustingly sad that they aren't removed from society, bums/cripples/etc, they are gross to look at

Anyone have the egg sandwich from the Harley Quinn movie one?

>>14415580
who the fuck sticks his tongue out?