/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>still a fat pig
>limp, atrophied arm
>nags and micromanages his wife to do shit because he can't manage
>450k subscribers, videos never top 10k
lmao this fucking joke of a slob

>>14416680
I did not like how he made his wife cut it.

looks like a sloppa shit

>>14416834
He only has one working arm anon

>you want someone strong, steady with their hands
>gets his fat wife to do it

>>14416680
I love how his channel logo is that facebook tier cringe-moji shit that I only see boomer women using

>>14416861
She's fatter than Jack

>>14416680
Can't believe he hasn't given up yet

>>14416680
death needs to come for him already

>>14416680
is he snorting pasta
this must be a new low

>>14416680
>melts the styrofoam in the pan
>sticks his tongue out again

it's all so tiresome.

>>14416680
Stop he's already dead.

bros what the fuck is this

>>14416997
ham

>>14416997
A bloated worthless hunk of flesh.

mmmmm

I'm praying for Jack's death.

>>14416997
I'm genuinely concerned for his arm. His fist looks like a club. Is he gonna lose it bros?

>>14417059
Uhhh what happened to his foot?

>>14417070
there's no way he's gonna let them take it
he's the type to "let god take care of it"

I just want Tammy to squeeze the head of my erect penis with her butt cheeks. I told her just the cheeks, no penetration necessary, and they still blocked me on all social media. Fucking idiots.

>>14417072
He did half a 5k and ended up destroying both his feet. Got surgery on one foot earlier this year and just had another one

>>14417092
>He did half a 5k and ended up destroying both his feet
this is the most ja/ck/ thing ive ever seen
next he's gonna go blind or deaf right

>>14417059
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>>14417092
as soon as he loses more of his mobility his health will decline faster, not much time left. Although I do see a lot of mart sharts scooting around in jazzy chairs for years and never seem to kick the bucket. They must be on a million drugs to stay alive

>>14417098
Me on the left

I unironically hope Jack and his entire family dies

>>14417099
He's down to just one arm at this point

>>14416840
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>>14417171
You guys must have really miserable lives having to pick on Jack.

People that don't even know Jack talk shit on him on the internet to feel better about their miserable loser lives.

>>14417193
...

i don't want to be a limp-wristed no-arm loser like hime

if anything jack is an inspiration for healthy eating

god speed jack

may you have a speedy delivery to the grave so that others may resist the pull of the graveyard

>>14417193
Huh?

>>14417193
why didn't you listen to your doctor, jack

>>14417193
Hey ja/ck/!

>>14416867
it looks like the stop bullying avatars

>>14417193
This is either Jack or Jack Jr

>>14417193
you will die when your wife leaves you jack

>>14416680
> i do this so i don't damage my knife
> literally hitting his knife with a hammer

why is the video quality so bad

this is what happens to you when you live on Banquet frozen meals for 45 years

does his wife have an accent?

>>14417291

if you only ate 3 banquet frozen meals a day you would be eating about 1200 calories total, and be thin as fuck

I want to see a Jack and WolfePit collab
It will consist of two cripples directing their fatass tattooed wives to cook some sloppashit

>>14416680
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>>14417098

His show is less of a cooking show now and more of a long-form documentary of one man's slow painful decline into the grave.

>>14417297
just as some multi vitamins and that sounds like the perfect diet!

>>14417193
Jack needs to die.

>>14416680
I swear Jack if you're reading this I'm gonna take your wife away and give her to a real man, ME!

Jack would probably be more useful if he lost his other arm and started using his feet instead

>>14417410
the feet have sailed >>14417059

>>14417410
Jack would be more useful as a rotten corpse providing nutrients for a garden.

>>14417420
Lmao imagine trying to cremate Ja/ck/'s bloated, fetid corpse

>>14416867
Technically you can't use the avatars you make on that site in anything commercial (Jack sells merch with it on there) or any personal branding (it's all over his channel banners and shit) according to their TOS. Not that I expect anything will happen but it just shows how much he cares about his businesses.

>>14417436
How do you know he isn't just a clueless fool? I can totally see him not knowing it's braking the rules.

COOKIN' WITH JACK AIN'T NOTHIN' TO FUCK WITH
COOKIN' WITH JACK AIN'T NOTHIN' TO FUCK WITH

>>14416680
Why is he using his hand to eat pasta?

>>14417271
Slammed it hard with the hammer on the cutting board even, totally retarded as usual.

That right arm's looking good, Jack

>>14417193
Cmon guys, Jack typed all of this with his one arm, give the man some props!

>>14417317
That'd be entertaining since they're both thin skinned faggots who can't handle criticism

>>14416680
Are those "granite" pans any good or just a meme? Since Jack is using them I assume they're a meme.

>>14417506
because he only has one hand and can't use utensils anymore, duh!

His limbs are slowly degrading. Soon he will be nothing but a giant meatball-man. Tammy will have to roll him around the house and spoon feed him canned beans mixed with mayo and raw onion.

>>14417533
Obese youtube chef gangbanged by two Mexican studs

>>14417577
YouTube Chef fatally gored by two Mexican bulls

>>14417454
Being clueless is part of why he is a shit business man. Ignorance about how IP is used can lead to an expensive mistake.

>>14416997
Looks like bruises and marks from resting his arm on shit

Didn't jesus heal his arm?

>>14417841
Jesus cursed his other arm and both of his ankles. He's blessed with one functioning appendage at this point.

>>14417193
Yeah, it feels good to have somebody I can look down on. So what?

>>14417841
yeah he can move it sorta up and down and use 2 fingers now

>comments turned off
>has squash and tomatoes but "this'll be great for you KETO lovers"

>>14417092
what a retard
he should have just stuck to brisk walking and ideally swimming

>>14417980
>jack
>swimming

>>14418000
only if its pure, flavorful NY water

>>14417098
I can imagine that if was there in person I would have felt the earth shake beneath me when he hit the ground

>>14418014
The funny thing is I've been to that pizzeria and it's incredibly based

>>14418033
Does the base really have a pizza smell?

Does this faggot get any views from people who aren't hate watching? No one actually watches jack seriously..... right?

>>14417193
Picking on the guy who beat the shit out of his kid? Truly miserable.

>>14418074
Have you been paying attention at all to America over the last few years? People here are fucking idiots.

How is he not dead yet

>>14418206
Either prayer works or he is already dead and being controlled by parasites and brainworms

>>14418206
It's like Lobo. Hell doesn't want him. Heaven doesn't want him. Therefore he's immortal.

>>14416680
Based jack

>>14416680
This faggot had the nerve to call out other youtube cooking channels for copying his recipes

>>14416680

What is the deal with his right arm?

>>14418341
he had a series of strokes and lost all mobility in his arm

>>14418341
Had a second stroke mid-2018 that paralyzed his right arm and partially paralyzed half of his face and right leg.

>>14418341
His body is declaring mutiny

>>14417317
At least WolfePit was born with his disability, Jack is a self made failure.

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>>14418547
>jack hates blacks
>both his sons are wiggers

>>14418547
Are jack and Jr both manlets?

>>14418547
What the fuck is wrong with America?

>>14416680
Wonder how long until they lose their house since Tammy lost her job and Jack doesn't make shit from his shitty channel and sauces

>>14418553
needs more mayo

>>14416680
>adds a mountain of cheese to the top
>adds yet another mountain later on in the video
Gee, I wonder why he's in such poor health

>>14416680
Well that's the first cooking channel i have seen with the comments turned off. What have you incels been saying to Tammy?

>>14419108
>cooking channel
also, laughing at a channel with half a million subscribers getting under a thousand views on its videos

Jack is a Trump voter.

>>14419127
That's what happens when the comments are turned off. People dont get to communicate so they tune out. They have so many subscriptions they forget to unsub. Yeah, its a channel that dkes cooking... am i missing something big guy?

>>14417555
and a cap full of white vinegar

>>14419108
I told him he needs to keep up with his daily exercises if he wants to restore motion to his arm. It worked for my 65 year old grandmother.

>>14417098
Is the African American a man or a woman? I've watched this webm 5 times and I can't tell

>>14419189
He's obviously male to true heteros.

>>14419204
wtf I'm gay for next niggers now???