/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14440945
Both: should be in my belly

Left has a better balance of cheese to tomato

>>14440957
The left is literally just tomato sauce on bread.

>>14440957
>implying

>>14440958
>>14440959
Subhuman taste

>>14440948
So as my semen

>>14440958
man how bad do "pizzas" taste in the States if people actually make these kind of comments?

>>14440945
Itt we discuss how anons have been making circle bread with cheese and tomatoe sause wrong

>>14440957
How are randomly sized globs of cheese on tomato bread a "better balance" you faggot?

>>14441002
You get bites where you really taste the tomato and bites where you really taste the cheese. It’s heterogenous
But of course, amerimutts like you can’t appreciate balance. You just want to pile on shitty cheese until it becomes greasy slop

>>14440945
ive tried both
and right is better

>>14440957
You know how Americans are

>>14441002
What? First of all it's not about the size of the globs it's about the quantity and cheese to sauce ratio. Also how can you expect an authentic home hand made pizza to be completely the same as others and symmetrical and not unique?

>>14441035
Then you probably have s

>>14441035
Disgustang

>>14440945
A challenger appears.

>>14440945
they both look like shit.
The left one looks like some american tried to make a pizza that look like a neapolintan.
The "cheese" looks like plastic and the dough looks terrible

The right one is from america, therefore shit

why do people making traditional pizzas always just randomly splatter cheese on top of the pizza in spots instead of just spreading that shit evenly?

>>14440945
i'll take left

>>14441129
it's not an authentic italian sloppashit unless you know the cheese was randomly thrown on by giuseppe's greasy hands

>>14440945
They look exactly the same

>>14441129
Does your mouth looks like this?
You really need to put some effort for have "uneven" bite, whatever it means to you

>>14441129
why don't you chuck that shit in a blender, then?

>>14440958
> literally just tomato sauce on bread

THAT'S WHAT A PIZZA IS!

>>14441165
Your response doesn't make any sense, are you retarded by any chance?

To us Swedes both look subhuman

>>14441615
Yeah we get it, you need everything slathered in white "sauce."

>>14440958
>ignores the big globs of mozzarella

>>14441024
Then just order breadstick and dip them faggot

>>14441615
>To us Swedes
>has some of the worse food imaginable

>>14441615
Where's the banana?

>>14441603
>t. mouthlet

>>14440945
What is wrong with evenly spreading toppings?

Only America and Italy makes good pizza. I'll eat both.

>>14443022
1. too much cheese
2. cheese cooks like shit (that's why every american "pizza" ends up with burnt flavourless cheese with plastic consistency
3. you loose control on cooking the sauce
While cheese can be even uncooked and taste great (if you use good cheese), raw sauce taste like shit

>>14441165
>>14443014
i can hear the smacking of those big nigger lips all the way from here

>>14443151
> nigger
I'm not an american, friendo

>>14441760
>norwegian cuisine
>filipino cuisine
>finnish cuisine

>>14441024
Your confusing balance with variety

>>14441615
>sven can't enjoy a pizza unless it's covered in doner meat and muhammad's home made cream sauce

>>14440945
Left: Pizza
RIght: Do Americans Really

>>14443158
yeah, you're cameroonian

>>14440986
most pizzas here dont rely on sauce for flavor beyond sweet. we dont get a chance to try really nice marg pizza where you realize the sauce carries the whole thing. that being said i still love a shitty chain pizza

>>14443556
>muhammad's home made cream sauce

Main ingredient being muhammad's cum

>>14443869
Yes anon, that was the joke. Great job buddy have a sticker.

>>14440948
agreed

>>14443869
Genuinely laughed out loud from this post
Just the idea of someone thinking they were adding a new layer to the joke with this made me bust open my sides

>>14441039
Rich? Attractive? Perfect?

>>14440945
no one ever talks about the 3rd party pizza

>>14441047
Get out with your thin crust, I need some real crust on a pizza.

>>14441760
The biggest mind fuck of this chart to me is that to the US, US food is 2nd place.....and Flip food is 1st? Flip food is fucking terrible. I work with a shit ton of them and they are cool people, but my god anytime there's a pot luck.

>>14446798
nm, I'm just a retard and was reading the chart wrong

>>14441760
Saudi Arabia has the shittiest taste and have shit cuisine. Damn

looking to step up my pizza game, I got some 00 flour, a stone and peel
I imagine the dough recipe changes when using 00 flour, does anyone have any tested ones for NY style?

>>14443869

>>14446929
well fuck, I improvised (my regular recipe 50/50 the 00 and AP) and I think my dough came out shitty, super dry, super firm
stone will probably turn this into a cracker
whatever, live and learn

>>14440945
I'd gladly eat both desu

>>14440945
As an American right looks so much better but what can I say, it's what I've known and expect when I'm getting my 'za on.

>>14440948
fatass

>>14443869
muhammad's cum being the semen from said muhammads penis, for clarification

>>14443172

>>14441700
checkd and kekd

>>14440948
Based. FPBP.

>>14440945
leftist eat the right stuff.
Rightwing eat whatever is cheap and most fattening.

ZA

>>14440958
That's what they call Pizza on the east coast.

>>14450968
What king of cheese?

>>14441129
Because you don't want to load the pizza up with too much fresh mozzarella or it's going to be absolutely soaked in juices. Still prefer it to the shredded shit.

>>14450264
kek

>>14451375

You can shred mozzarella yourself you know.

>>14440945

>>14451701
It's a different kind of low-fat mozzarella

>>14440945
Right looks like a big slop grease.

>>14451734
Cursed pizza

>>14450264
hah.