/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>be teenager
>be slim and decent looking, but asperbergs
>lot of attention from girls

>be in twenties
>gained lot of weight, be fatty
>no attention from women

Who'd've'st thunketh?

>take a shit
>eat again
>immediately have to take another shit

>>14481912
played 5 years of college football and 2 pro last year gained around 100lbs because i would eat out daily currently used my Football workout since jan and lost 80 lbs. But depression eating is my vice. I would order 150$ of skip the dishes at least 3-4 times a week and the rest I would shoplift or eat in the store

Chinese was my vice
>2 fried rice
>sweet and sour pork
>general tso
>szechaun chicken
>Deep fried shrimp
>4l of coke
>Beef and broccoli
>4 pieces of their in house redvelvet cake

Not to mention I made good friends with their driver Frank who was some 60 year old chinese boomer who would know its me when I ordered and give me a bunch of extra stuff.

Boston pizza I would do the same, even their bangladeshi driver would hook me up

>large perogi pizza
>16 cans of coke
>2lbs of boneless bites
>Fries
>Southwest burger
>3 chocolate cake pieces
>cactus fries
>BLT
>fried ravioli

>>14481912
>first year in college
>don't know how to cook
>there's a pizza hut near the dorms
>order pizza almost every night
>eat 4 slices for dinner, then the remaining 4 the next day for lunch
>same qt3.14 girl is working the register for three nights in a row
>paying the bill on the 3rd night, she asks "you sure like pizza huh?"
>"thanks y-you too" as i hand her the money

>>14481935
I never had any attention from girls because I'm an immigrant. Or because I'm awkward. One of the two, I can't be sure which one it is.

>>14481912
fat fuck

>>14481950
Well, I didn't make the most of it anyway. I was too afraid of girls and I thought a relationship would just happen after you talked to them long enough.
Turns out without asking them out nothing is going to happen. We usually just talked and talked until both sides would lose interest lmao.

Why didn't anybody told me you have to ask out a girl to make her your gf?

>>14481947
You were a pro football player and now you're posting on the cooking board of 4chan?

>>14481950
>immigrant
I get the feeling you are of the nonwhite variety
That may be why

>>14481968
It was CFL, and im not a millionaire. I would work otherjobs during the off season plus i discovered 4chan in HS.

>>14481957
>We usually just talked and talked until both sides would lose interest lmao.
I find it weird to talk to someone, anyone, as the first move. I always feel like talking to them first is like coercing them into a conversation that they might not want to have. If they were interested in talking to me, they would have done so, right? And really, what am I gonna talk about that's worth their time anyway.

>>14481975
Yeah, but I've seen a bunch of interracial couples who are around my age. I doubt it's just that alone.

>>14481978
I didn't even know they had football. Seems like a sad trajectory either way though. Your fatty meals sound good though if you like Chinese food. I do not though.

>>14481990
Have you considered not trying to date our beautiful white women and stick to whatever color you are and maybe you'll have better luck?

>>14481990
>I find it weird to talk to someone, anyone, as the first move. I always feel like talking to them first is like coercing them into a conversation that they might not want to have. If they were interested in talking to me, they would have done so, right? And really, what am I gonna talk about that's worth their time anyway.
It was easy to keep a conversation and contact going sometimes for months. But it never evolved into a relationship. That's when either of us would ghost the other and I would jump to a different girl and try the same expecting different results.

I had no concept of going on dates until it was too late. Like, I had no idea people did that sort of thing and I just assumed you would talk with each other and it would somehow escalate from there

>>14481997
Don't need to consider anything when you don't have anything to consider

>>14481994
yeah, slowly back on track now cause after it ended I just gave up. Why dont you like chinese?

>skinny all my life
>order food in restaurant
>can't finish the meal

>>14482018
Oh damn, this fucking sucks. Thank god I'm not this faggot.

>>14481912
But it is easy.
NOT being a fat fuck is what's difficult.
Start eating smaller portions and go for a damn walk once in a while. You will eventually thank yourself for it.

>>14482006
Because it just tastes like oil and salt and I don't dig it. I'll easily eat like 3k calories of Mexican food at once though I love that shit.

>>14482028
yeah I wish we had some good mexican food around here, the bigger cities do but it either tacobell or someother shitty burito place. I could diesel tons of mex

>>14481950
Immigrant isn’t an excuse, I’m a darkie and have a woman so white she fucking glows in the dark. You’re probably are just autistic

>>14481935
>be huge fatty entire life
>bmi always above "normal"
>never had a gf
>atleastIamnotavirgin.png
>Still feel empty inside because never had a gf that I cherish as much as she cherishes me
It hurts, bros.

>>14481947
Man, how do people talk in numbers on this kinda scale
The difference between gigantic fatass and skinny gremlin for me is like 30lbs