/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14481241
she's hot. i love brown girls with soft round noses.

>>14481241
even brown people in the middle of the jungle make their videos exactly 10 minutes god damn I hate youtube

>>14481241
How are the spiders so docile in the pan before they’re drowned? Typically spiders instantly flee at the sight of humans.

>>14481258
they're sleepy

This channel is actually cool as shit. Glad I found it.
https://youtu.be/1f_G8BFrCY4

>>14481255
XD

>>14481247

tfw no spider-munching jungle-asian gf

>>14481247
>>14481783
I'd take her over literally any white American woman.

>>14481258
they've probably been stuffed in that mesh bag for a long time

>>14481258
they want to become bread obviously

>>14481255
Eating tarantulas is a holdover from Khmer Rouge times. You'd be pretty fucking hard pressed to find girls this young who actually enjoy them. The end when they're eating them is almost painful to watch because of how fake their reactions are.

>>14482481
based

>>14481241
cute

>>14482481
Because they're not making comical exaggerated faces?

>>14483259
>they're not making comical exaggerated faces
They literally are, though. Do all zoomers have autism?

>>14483272
They're totally deadpan, then afterwards they smile.

>>14483305
How is being totally deadpan while you're clearly disgusted or otherwise in a discongruitous situation not comical exaggeration? Not everything has to be Mark Weins.

>>14483323
You're on the brink of going full retard.

>>14483327
Do you also think that Charlie Chaplin invented method acting?

>>14481247
>girl
Anon....

>>14483323
So they're downplaying their disgust. Is that not the exact opposite of exaggeration?

>>14481241
I'm more disgusted by the burned garlic

>>14481241
tfw no paniki chomping, kidlat seeing, kalayaan fighting, mata straining, isda skinning, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, kapalungan going, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /ck/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf

>>14481241
What kind of indecipherable jungle language is that?

>>14481241
EAT THE BUGS

>>14483259
From 7:50 and on the girl on the left looks very disinterested in eating her spider and the other one looks really unenthusiastic too. Like whoever is off-camera and filming them is making them do it.

>>14484099
Side of the beer says Cambodia on it.

>>14483704
>>14481241

god why are they so cute.

>>14481241
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE SPIDERINOOOOOOOS

>>14483704
Holy fucking based

brown asians are my fetish

>>14481241
I'd rather cook her pussy if you know what I mean

>>14481241
>that spiders guts blasting out in the hot oil at 5:13
yummy :)

>>14484148
are asians human? even my dog wouldnt eat that. and he eats shit

>>14484148
These girls are so fucking white I bet they'd never even been to the jungle before filming this.
>>14483704
Now this is based.

>>14484178
Yeah, a dumb fucking dog would never eat a bug.

>>14484178
yet you eat shrimp and lobster all the time..

>>14484178
Your dog has probably eaten more spiders than you've swallowed toxic poz loads from leatherdaddies at the local adult movie theater.

And that's saying a lot.

>>14484212
he only eats the good ones like beetle popcorn
>>14484218
nah burger better
>>14484437
keep simping for bugoids

>>14481241
>>14483704
>tfw no SEAmonkey gf

>>14481247

Women like this are a dime a dozen

>>14481247
I hear you brother, I had a french philipina girlfriend once. I regret ending that relationship. She was an extremely bad cook, though.

>>14481783
>Spider-munching
>gf
Sorry anon spider-munching means eating pussy. At least here in Binland.

>>14481247
Patrician taste

>>14483704
i miss these posts

>>14483704
basado?

>>14484102
Faggot do you eat lobster or crab or shrimp?

If so shut the fuck up

>>14481241
The older, cuter looking one looks based.

The other videos on the channel lead me to believe that she's a total qt3.14 and the definition of trad waifu.

Hope she's doing well.

>>14481241
ew lol

>>14481241
spooders creep me out but those I just feel sorry for
are they sedated or something? why are they so chill?

I think the one on the left is my cutie. It seems very staged and fake though, as if they are not really enjoying it, but yet they retain a pompous reflection. Its almost as if a staged rivalry between two sisters. I love you lefty.

>>14482481
Do khmer rouge really the saviours of south east asia?

>>14485486
I mean, it was probably the worst case of genocide that took place in the 20th century, so I guess it depends on your opinion of Khmer people. Personally I think they're pretty cool. Every Cambodian I've met has been chill as fuck and just generally a really nice person, even the ones that grew up in the 70's. These girls are probably only 20% Khmer, by the way, with the other 80 being some combination of Vietnamese/Chinese. Khmer people look more like Indians than Thais, and are basically black.

>>14481247

God I wish I were a spider in their jungle

>>14485709
beautiful

>Hi every one welcome to visit my channel is talk about Yummy cooking spider recipe.

>Wish you good luck for your life bye bye..

>>14485709
too skinny...

>>14485709
If I wanted a realdoll I would've bought one by now

spiders are the eyes and ears of the devil in our mortal realm. You are in your rights to kill them on sight.

However, if find a spider in your home and spare it, it will owe you a favor in the afterlife.

Should you find yourself wandering the underworld, take solace in the fact that you will at least have these dark beings in your debt.

>>14485709
I feel like this should turn me on, but it doesn't.

>>14484796

So in other words, stay away from Binnish girls?

>>14487101
Spiders are unsung heroes, they eat shit we hate, and are terrified of us

Next time you find a spider, walk toward it

chances are, it's going to run for it's fucking life, would you want to fuck with a skyscraper on two legs?

>>14487464

Clearly not Australian.

>>14481247
they both almost look slavic. incredibly hot but i could never love a girl who eats spiders

>>14487486
Nah Yankee. Can't comment on your death spiders. On your death continent.

>>14487489
>they both almost look slavic

>>14487505
I should have probably said another ethnic group from Russia. Pic related is from Moldova and I saw plenty Asian-looking people there, the only notable difference between their looks being the lack of an epicanthic fold.

>>14487538
what's an epic quantum fold

>>14487807
excessively asian eyes, you know

>>14481241
Based. We should stop raising people with a fear of spiders from birth. It's fucking retarded.