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post foodrelated webms

also does anyone know the big guys story?

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>>14509370

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>>14509370
>does anyone know the big guys story?
he got ipad

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>>14509375
i-....is that a log of shit?!?!?!?

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>>14509375
And of course the obligatory monstrosity

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>>14509383

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>> No.14509389

please post tasty food

>> No.14509390

>>14509385
ARGH FUCK

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>>14509389
Do Americans REALLY?

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>>14509394
^__^

>> No.14509402

>>14509394
and meateaters ask vegans where they get their protein
because this is what a lion would eat?

>> No.14509415

>>14509381
Well it certainly appears so

>> No.14509423

>>14509381
Who the fuck is this?

>> No.14509428

>>14509398
I didn't know they have color video cameras in the 50s

>> No.14509431 [DELETED] 

>>14509423
>he doesn't know

>> No.14509433

>>14509380
i dont get it, cbd oil has no effect doesnt get you high doesnt do anything more or less

>> No.14509599

>>14509433
it makes u feel good
takes away stress etc

>> No.14509605

>>14509370
if i remember correctly, i think the big dude just got out of prison either that day or the day before. that's why he's goin so hard on that food.

>> No.14509625

>>14509370
i want the big giuy to fuck me and eat my pussy until i cry

>> No.14509674

>>14509370
>The Virgin Nibble vs. The Chad Chomp

>> No.14509706

>>14509433
it doesn't need to. It's an astroturfed snake oil made to get normies and soccer moms to vote for legalization without directly endorsing pot

>> No.14509723

>>14509370
Big guy is either just out of prison or at the end of a 5 day meth binge.

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>> No.14509737

>>14509730
gross

>> No.14509740

>>14509605
>i think the big dude just got out of prison

It was some experiment or challenge. Rememeber seeing the full video somewhere

>> No.14509741

>>14509394
I've never understood the point of burgers like this
Like how the fuck are you supposed to take a bite out of something that big? I don't fucking get it

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>> No.14509752

>>14509741
You're not. It's a status symbol. Americans throw away 60% of the food they produce. Gluttony and excess is something they are proud of. Personally I think people who waste food should be whipped and starved for a week.

t.worked in a place with a lot of dumb fuck American tourists, they order too much food all the time, eat half and leave the rest sprawled all over the table like a bunch of fucking spoiled children.

>> No.14509762

>>14509752
You're so ridiculously full of shit.

>> No.14509783

>>14509762
oops you're correct, I mixed up the numbers. 40% of food is thrown away. Suck my cock.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/this-is-why-americans-throw-out-165-billion-in-food-every-year-2016-07-22

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>> No.14509819

>>14509783
Compared to a global average of 35%, and much of food waste is taken by farmers and corporations rather than consumers. If you weren't such a knuckle-dragging monkey fucker you'd have the brains to interpret facts from reporting. Holy fuck stupid people should be culled.

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>> No.14509836

>>14509810
>curry chicken
*chicken curry

>> No.14509838

>>14509745
Not like this :'(

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>>14509838
What's wrong anon? Didn't you see his latest video about chicken pot pie? Looked great!

>> No.14509862

>>14509745
post-stroke jack is no fun
yeah he got his comeuppance for being a disgusting slob and bizarre sociopath, but without the retarded zeal, his failure is boring

>> No.14509863

>>14509370
I hear he had just got out of prison

>> No.14509865

>>14509387
This is one of the worst things I've ever seen

>> No.14509869

>>14509737
did it remind you of a vagina? faggot

>> No.14509871 [DELETED] 

>>14509819
No other society in the world is as wasteful as you guys. But additionally, you are world leaders in obesity too. The idolization of CONSUMPTION. That is your national pride. Your entire society is fucked. I like seeing it crumble. Covid 19 is a punishment for decades of raping the world and squandering its resources like a bunch of spoiled brats.

>> No.14509877

>>14509869
nope it just reminded me of what amerilards consider meat lol. Looks disgusting, full of shit. I hunt and butcher my own meat, I respect the animals I kill. I don't go to the supermarket and pick out whatever I want to stuff myself with like a faggot who is too afraid to get his hands dirty.

>> No.14509878

>>14509871
obsessed

>> No.14509879

>>14509877
yikes. get a life faggot. nothing wrong with going to the butcher, none of that is super market meat.

>> No.14509885 [DELETED] 

>>14509762
Americans are the worst tourists in the world. We hate you too. We've had to deny entry to over 13,000 Americans because they are too selfish and spoiled to comply with public health guidelines in the middle of a pandemic. I swear it's like you guys are the most ignorant, disgusting, low IQ pieces of trash on the planet. Canada is going to build a fucking wall one day mark my words mutt.

>> No.14509886

>>14509370
He was a girl, he was a man

>> No.14509887

>>14509878
OBESE

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>>14509871
Imagine speaking so confidently about a subject you know nothing about.

>>14509885
>0.003% of your country tried to do something stupid, you're all the same!
It'd be just as easy to prop up 1300 idiot Canadians and make the same generalization, but thankfully I'm very aware how fucking stupid that is.

>> No.14509918

>>14509862
Should keep watching to keep up with the disintegration of his marriage

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>>14509893
Once again, I didn't say all Americans, I said American tourists. Most of your population don't even have passports. But the ones that do, for some reason, just have to flaunt the fact they are American. They are usually rude, nosy, put no effort into learning about the local customs/culture/language of the nation they are traveling to. They are the embodiment of American exceptionalism and it is so exorbitantly toxic. The EU literally just banned Americans from traveling because of how primitive you people are. And I swear on me mum's grave, the next American who tells me they are Irish is going to be responsible for my suicide. You're like the cringelords of Earth. That's probably the best way to describe it.

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>>14509893
Imagine being American in the year of our Lord Jesus Christ 2019+1, peak clown society

>> No.14509942

>>14509934
And your country is...?

>> No.14509949

>>14509942
I'm not going to tell because you'll make a big song and dance and not knowing usually drives mutts mad, but I'll give you a hint. We rank in the top 7 in terms of healthcare and quality of life.

>> No.14509952

>>14509842
everything he makes is an abomination. The fact he keeps stuffing himself with unhealthy foods even after having a stroke is just sad desu

>> No.14509972

>>14509949
Heh, that's what I thought. Stay scared and obsessed with us at the same time, Anon.

>> No.14510011

>>14509972
HAHAHA this is literally the epitome of COPE
>durr you won't tell me where you're from you must be obsessed and scared of the USA!

Just the fact you have this mentality truly is a reflection of your own terrible character as a human being lmao.

>> No.14510020

>>14509375
That stupid fucking "omg its so good" face. Its a fucking rolled up pizza bitch not a bbc

>> No.14510030

>>14509370
Either he was high as fuck and/or hungry as fuck and hadn't eaten in like 3 days.

>> No.14510031

>>14510011
>literally the epitome of COPE
>that spacing
You fucking Redditor, go back.

>> No.14510034

>>14510011
It's all good my foreign friend. I would be too ashamed of where I lived if I was you as well.

>> No.14510035

>>14510011
You're just proving his point lmao

>> No.14510039

>>14509723
I heard people say his dad died & he was binge eating to cope

>> No.14510047

>>14510034
*if I were you
Keep trying, Jamal.

>> No.14510059

>>14510047
>You made a grammar mistake so that makes it okay that I am too ashamed of my country to even mention which one it is.
You're super mad about something my guy and I doubt it's really the United States that's causing your woe.

>> No.14510076

>>14509730
looks like shit

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>>14510031
>>14510034
>>14510035
Ok daily reminder this is what happens in the USA.

Daily reminder this happens no where else. But yes other countries are cucked shitholes, the USA is the leader of the freeworld, and you guys are doing so much better than Norway, Iceland, New Zealand, Canada, Finland, Japan, really any civilized nation lmao...keep dreaming buddies.

>> No.14510095

>>14510090
lol literal bootlicker, the absolute state of Americucks

>> No.14510102

>>14510076
aaaaaaaaa big sloppa

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>> No.14510474

>>14510090
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>14510090
The liberal whites seen here are just trying to irritate us, they believe in narrative and imagery as powerful but in reality this is a stunt set up by white liberals that involves no actual sacrifice on their part. I would actually consider those black men to be the subject of racial abuse on the part of the liberals and non-indoctrinated blacks would consider being in that position embarrassing. Oh and the meme seed is that picture of the pope kissing a black foot.

>> No.14510559

>>14510457
Are those onaholes?

>> No.14510592

>>14509842
He fucking rode in on a disabled person scooter and made his wife do the work because he's to fat and he's only got one good arm.

>> No.14510597

>>14510592
Yeah, that's why it's called a Lazy Man's meal!

>> No.14510598

>>14509433
CBD doesn't get you high, but it has a mellowing effect since it still triggers the endocannabinoid system.

>> No.14510601

>>14509737
Quit shitting up our threads, fucking vegans.

>> No.14510619

>>14510559
Nah, those are tube shaped rice cakes.

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>> No.14510626

>>14509706
this guy gets it

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>> No.14510650

>>14510621
That'll be $100 plus tip

>> No.14510657

>>14509370
anyone have webms of girls making really annoying faces while showing off food?

>> No.14510659

>>14509741
they're only made for the video. there is no practical point

>> No.14510661

>>14510559
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chikuwa

>> No.14510669

>>14510659
I've seen them in restaurants
I don't get it

>> No.14510751

>>14509752
American here, I just threw away the last 1\3 of a banana because I just got tired of it. It probably would have been easier to just finish it cuz the trash can is super far away but meh. I also used a disposable napkin to set my banana on and drank water from a water bottle. I haven't recycled in years nor do I are. Cope kid.

>> No.14510834

>>14509433
are you dumb?

>> No.14510848

>>14510834
he's american

>> No.14510879

>>14509387
He was so fucking reluctant to drink it. Lmao

>> No.14510897

>>14509752
Poor people throw away more food in America than middle class and wealthy people because they don't pay for it.

Blame poor people who can neither afford food or finish it.

>> No.14510898

first of all both of you shut the fuck up, also
>I haven't recycled in years nor do I are
>nor do i are
>i are
come on lmao

>> No.14510904

>>14510834
Stupid, or dumb, huh?

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>>14510751
>>14510751
I'm not the one coping.

>> No.14511049

>>14510953
What does Trump and Covid have to do with anything? We are on /ck/, not /pol/ you imbecile. What is it with people and trying to define and GOTCHA Americans by posting Trump? Do you know how easy it would be to trash literally every other country? No country is exempt from having shitty leadership and it doesn't define the people living in that country. 3/10 made me respond

>> No.14511378

>>14509383
Do Americans really?

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1 to go? ok

>> No.14511401

>>14509842
>i was watching TV because thats all i can do 10 hours a day

jack just wants to die

>> No.14511517

>>14509731
It's weird seeing these people outside of the no laughing episodes.
Zane, outto!

>> No.14511581

>>14510488
Look at how juicy it is!

>> No.14511597

>>14511378
do europeans really comment this on the same video every time?

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>> No.14512647

>>14510630
This makes me want to kick someones ass. Not sure if its the chef who came up with this, or the retards who order it

>> No.14512665

>>14509385
That looks delicious

>> No.14512667

>>14509741
Burgers?

>> No.14512747

>>14512647
tbf, this looks like it's one dish in a multi dish tasting menu where you're served 12-15 small dishes like this in sequence. Still pretentious as fuck but nobody's going to a restaurant to order one slice of broiled onion.

>> No.14512803

>>14509730
looks delicious

>> No.14512835

>>14511390
holy fuck I wanna get wasted and go to town on this thing

>> No.14512852

>>14509370
>>14509605
It's a fake video, the guy knew he was being filmed, he was just doing something silly for attention.

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>>14509383
>>14509385
Normally I oppose the death penalty, but in this case, I think it's important she's removed form this earth for her own good. Like putting down a sick dog, it's just the humane thing to do.

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>>14509877
>hunts and butchers own meat
>never goes to the supermarket
So this is the autist that claims seasonings are bad.

>> No.14513121

>>14509949
>>
It's japan. This fag is scared to be called a weeb. Hows the diarrhea from lack of fiber going?

>> No.14513124

>>14509745
Jack really needs to have these ingredients either cut by his wife or simply buy them precut because this is just depressing.

>> No.14513135

>>14511868
which video is this?

>> No.14514607

>>14509838
This reminded me of that dyke in the matrix when she gets unplugged

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>>14510090

>> No.14515445

>>14509387
>>
ive seen beheadings that arent as bad as that

>> No.14515524

>>14510630
is that beet juice?

>> No.14515789

>>14515524
period blood

>> No.14515874

>>14509887
buh buh based

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>>14510657

>> No.14516249

>>14516191
more like this please

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>>14513135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aECRJwBS9eM

>> No.14516294

>>14509370
>filename
flip it around

>> No.14516300

>>14510020
Neck yourself

>> No.14516309

>>14510897
>Poor people throw away more food in America
[citation needed]


I'll up you with another [citation needed] and make the assertion that poor people don't throw "food" away because they're stuck in food deserts where all they can buy Dollar General processed bullshit.

>> No.14516319

>>14516191
>those meme expressions
I hate Vice for starting this bullshit.

>> No.14516365

>>14509842
Is that a fake arm? Never heard of someone losing their limbs in a stroke.

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>>14516365
>fake arm

>> No.14516394

>>14516309
ok what is a "food desert"?

>> No.14518026

>>14516365
What do you mean by fake arm?

>> No.14518384

>>14516365
I've never heard of someone with a fake arm that wasn't an obvious prosthetic

>> No.14518427

>>14510090
How fucking wet is that girl in her panties. Saw the full video earlier and when they ask her if she knows how she can make it up to them, she asked "how?" and the anticipation in her voice was so apparent. She was hoping to be "of service". Fucking disgusting animals, America was a mistake.

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>> No.14518448

>>14511597
Yes.

>> No.14518486

>>14510469
Yeah but how much does it cost?

>> No.14518533

>>14510020
What's so good about the British Broadcasting Corporation?

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>>14518430

>> No.14518624

>>14509741
It's 2020. Products don't exist to be used anymore, so they don't need to be functional, products exist to be marketed. This isn't just food, this goes for anything.

>> No.14518629

>>14509398
>The flower wilts as the hot dog is being blended

>> No.14518641

>>14510598
>mellowing
It's so subtle that it might as well be placebo.
But then again, I don't suffer from anxiety.

>> No.14518648

>>14509741
It's not for eating. It's for social media pictures

>> No.14518652

>>14509819
>stupid people should be culled
RIP America

>> No.14518682

>>14511868
How does this man still have fingers?

>> No.14518689

>>14516191
>200 avocados a day
>Each serving appears to be an entire avocado
>The beverages are also avocados
So this means they only serve 100 customers a day right? Brooklyn's new obsession.

>> No.14518701

>>14509370
the chicken foot hand EVERY TIME

>> No.14518721

>>14509731
TANAKA THAY KICKUU!

>> No.14518723

>>14510451
brb commit die

>> No.14518729

>>14510469
waste of sum of its parts

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>>14518721
pls no...

>> No.14518750

>>14518430
cooked at 97.5 degrees F for a lifetime. its good! so juicy!

>> No.14518758

>>14518736
based

>> No.14518760

>>14510475
couldnt he just use his bad hand to hold it down and use the good one to cut?

>> No.14518761

>>14512667
haha i get the reference fucking lmfoo

>> No.14518769

>>14509375
no need for plain pasta in that whatsoever

>> No.14518787

>>14510751
>American here, I just threw away the last 1\3 of a banana because I just got tired of it
seems about right

>> No.14518803

>>14509383
9/10 would bang
>>14509375
i absolutely despise people who take a fucking established food and fold, smash, press or fry it and think they have invented something new.
i could take any fucking pizza and roll it up and have the exact same retarded shit those bitches are eating....but im not gonna do it nor is anyone else in the fucking world because eating a rolled up pizza is about as room temp an idea as you can possibly ever come up with

>> No.14518816

Dave doesn't get much attention. He kinda knows how to cook, but he is cringe as hell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VQMjWx71dQ

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>> No.14519046

>>14519001
Jesus this was just embarassing to watch. How much did they have to pay him for this?

>> No.14519090

>>14509433
it mellows you out
some people get a mild euphoric effect
problem is, CBD tinctures/oils products have far less potency than needed for full therapeutic effects so people are getting scammed major

>> No.14519099

>>14516365
if only you knew the horrendous extremes the human body goes to survive
praise nurgle

>> No.14519353

>>14518427
Let's remember the reason America is a mistake can be attributable to certain women in history

>> No.14519403

>>14509370
>the virgin brunch vs the chad feast

>> No.14519436

>>14509731
Reminds me when Tanaka put rice, edamame beans and beer into a rice cooker and it turned out pretty good.

>> No.14519475

>>14518430
OOOOOOO MASSA YOU GON' MAKE ME SQUIRT

>> No.14519476

>>14511390
This happens to me at a local Chinese grocery place with a hot food section sometimes. Lady just overstuffs the hell out of a box. I appreciate you trying to get me a deal, but jesus.

>> No.14520032

>>14509385
Do Germans really?

>> No.14520067

>>14520032
Yes this is what happens when you lose a world war and get colonized by America

>> No.14520211

>>14509394

That looked pretty good until they dumped all the sauce over it at the end.

>> No.14520215

>>14510451

This is lowkey the most disgusting Jack vid

>> No.14520296

>>14509810
This recipe blows

>> No.14520329
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>>14510457

>> No.14520331

>>14510090
These are the black israelites, they are constantly up to crazy shit- they definitely paid these guys to be in this video

>> No.14520563

>>14518689
I noticed that too. Oddly low number for a place that serves nothing but.

>> No.14520593

>>14509605
>>14509723
>>14509863

fuck you

>> No.14520623
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>>14518721

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>> No.14520837

>>14510559
tube-shaped fish cakes.
they taste like absolute shit but kids fucking love them over there.

>> No.14520854

>>14509383
What am I even looking at

>> No.14521375

>>14511390
holy shit this is like the thanksgiving at grandma meme

>> No.14521401

>>14509375
>3 mozzarella sticks
ripoff

>> No.14521658

I need the Jack webm where his son knocks over the boxes.
What video is that from?

>> No.14521727
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>>14510953
>he believes the virus is real
nice rebranding every death.

>> No.14521787

>>14520647
prison food

>> No.14521825

>>14521727
cope

>> No.14521841

>>14510953
>he believes the numbers aren't purposely inflated.

>> No.14521847

>>14509385
I'm quite sure 300 lbs lighter she would've been hot.

>> No.14521887

>>14510559
It's a free country.

>> No.14522965

>>14510457
the secrets of my cock sock have been revealed

>> No.14523034

>>14509745
Dont make me empathise with jack

>> No.14523044

>>14509383
Finally something I as a German can be proud of

>> No.14523046
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>>14509385
>>14509383
Jesus fucking Christ...

>> No.14523122

>>14521727
>>14521841
Holy fucking instant cope

>> No.14523260

>>14509842
Does he actually eat the crap he makes?

>> No.14523498

>>14509810
i mean this is basically butter chicken without the cream and butter. might be good with chicken thighs, definitely a healthy dish right here. I think ill make it with some yogurt so its creamy but still healthy, cant really call something curry without some kind of dairy

>> No.14523560

>>14516365
the arm didn't fall off he just lost control of it
having a stroke can turn you into a vegetable or a prisoner in your own body
t. used to take care of old stroke victims who could only groan and move their eyes and would shit in a diaper and lie in bed all day

>> No.14523895

>>14509605
It's all staged

>> No.14523935

>>14509385
God no

>> No.14525173
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>>14520647
wow, so that's american cuisine. amazing

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>>14511868
>still wearing the ring
fucking why, the ring is touching the food, is he even aware how much bacterua that ring itself is carrying? jfc take off the ring, nobody will suspect you're a faggot

>> No.14525207

>>14510953
i wonder if it had anything to do with...riots?

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>>14510621
that'll be $300.00 plus tip
tip is mandatory btw and is 20%

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>>14525212
imagine wanting to have something specifically that was thrown on the other side of the table so now you have to stand up and reach it. this is why we made plates so you can have all of it reachable

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>>14518736
Possibly the most emotionally brutal piece of comedy I've ever seen.

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>>14525236

>> No.14525250
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>>14525247

>> No.14525261

>>14509375
Why not just order a calzone?

>> No.14525333

>>14516191
I want to beat and rape that dumb bitch.

>> No.14525363

>>14509433
CBD contains some cannabinoids besides THC that stimulate the appetite and have some effects on mood and pain. Can be used for poor diet, anxiety, and neuralgia.

>> No.14525370

>>14509730
why are they serving burnt meat? that's weird

>> No.14525404

>>14516191
I wonder if that place is still in business

>> No.14525409

>>14525370
It's not burnt

>> No.14525417

>>14510630
>this is what vegans eat

>> No.14525433

>>14525199
God I want this

>> No.14525440

>>14525409
It's literally charred wdym

>> No.14525456

>>14525440
The black color is from the spices and the fats mixing together.

>> No.14525464

>>14525456
Assuming it's not black pepper, what other spice is black?

>> No.14525468

>>14510953
He cant control people what's he going to do put the whole country on military lockdown?

>> No.14525472

>>14525464
Even if most of the spices are red and brown, it'll still end up black

>> No.14525482

>>14525472
So burnt?

>> No.14525491

>>14516282
This is why people have stokes

>> No.14525513

>>14523260
>had a stroke
>arm doesn't work anymore.
>sour cream
Yup

>> No.14525527

>>14525482
i bet you eat warmed bread and call it toast

>> No.14525535

>>14525527
>grilled = burnt to charcoal
retard

>> No.14525592

>>14525212
I would love to make a restaurant where we exclusively serve food that is an over the top spectacle, but we absolutely prohibit photography of any kind just to screw with the insta crowd.

>> No.14525620

>>14525482
Burnt implies it's been charred

>> No.14525628

>>14509810
>no cream
>no yogurt
This is like making a cheeseburger with no cheese and also no bun. Fuck these skinny white thots.

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>> No.14526124

>>14525261
But these go to eleven

>> No.14526178

>>14511597
It never gets old.

>> No.14526197

>>14525798
>Kids today are so incompetent that they need iShit to bake cookies.

>> No.14526198

>>14525247
Why does he baste the fish before putting it into the oil? Also seems like he discarded a lot of the peppers. Genuine question

>> No.14527519

>>14510621
>SLAP!
>your 20$ meal is no instantly worth 200$.
Why don't more restaurants do this? Seems like a license to print money...

>> No.14527744

>>14527519
as I like answering rhetorical questions I'll tell you, its because most people don't care about being trendy, and most people understand some sort of cost=benefit and realize that there isn't a reason to pay for such a thing.

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>>14510469
>>14510462

>> No.14527902

>>14521841
we are limiting testing to intentionally DEflate the numbers

>> No.14527976

>>14519436
I did something like that before, beer in rice are good shit.

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>>14510020

>> No.14527988

>>14509842
Remember kids, This will be how overweight you will end up when you eat fried foods and never walk a single day in your life. This man doesn't need to eat, he needs to fucking start fasting.

>> No.14528003

>>14526198
From the way it was scored I assume that it was to get oil into the score marks and help it cook better and expand outwards. For the peppers I think the parts where it starts tapering inwards are more difficult to cut in his method.

>> No.14528061

>>14525798
more like
>venture capitalists are so undiscerning these days that any buzzword-ridden useless ishit-device gets 50 millions in funding

>> No.14528067

>>14509370
The Virgin Nordic vs The Chad Balkan

>> No.14528085

>>14509375
>NYC
That piece of shit probably costs 40 dollars

>> No.14528127

>>14520647
lost at the slim jim, lost even harder at the slo-mo close up of cut slim jim

>> No.14528232

>>14509383
At first I was appalled but you know what? go ahead live your life lady

>> No.14528241

>>14509394
If you can't make it good, make it big.

I call stuff like this Instagram food. They couldn't attract people with great food so they do gimmicks like this so people can come to the restaurant and snap pictures.

>> No.14528564

>>14509370
The virgin nibbler vs the chad devourer

>> No.14528572

>>14525212
>>14525234
Nouvelle Cuisine.
OUI MONSIEUR!

>> No.14528629

>>14509383
>>14509385
"Pures Leben" is all actors, I'm sorry to say.

>> No.14528666

>>14509370
Left is a rich republican right is a blue collar union organizer

>> No.14528682

>>14520854
Desert lasagna

>> No.14528690

>>14509706
>>14510626
but there is no high with it, if anything it is just a bougie consession to prevent riots so MJ is removed off the tier 1 drug list

>> No.14528735

>>14518760
Oh buddy, you thought it was bad because of his hand? Oh no, that episode is 6 years old. Both hands were fully functional. He is seriously just fucking retarded.

>> No.14528790

>>14525212
Idiots

>> No.14528801

>>14525234
>inb4 someone walks past your table and sneezes on it

>> No.14528813

>>14519046
how is it embarrassing? I always season my fritos, they're better seasoned

>> No.14528854

>>14525236
>>14525247
>>14525250
sorry I know this has been asked a million times, what show/movie? I searched "wall of knives" and some variants of it but I get results for some shit film named Knives Out every time

>> No.14528893

>>14520647
imagine doing all this shit just to make a soggy gross mess rather than just pigging out on all that junk

>> No.14528950
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>>14528893
When you've been eating that same junk food for 5 years without any variety, you do anything you can to mix it up.

>> No.14528972

>>14509842
his aunt elma´s pineapple, bell pepper, coolwhip, monchou thing still gives me nightmares.

>> No.14528978
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>> No.14529176

>>14528854
Eat Drink Man Woman

>> No.14529363

>>14510751
Zzz...

>> No.14529403

>>14509731
ive tried the mcdonalds version. i think it was a douber cheeseburger or big mac, fries, nuggs, bbq sauce and coke zero. would eat again

>> No.14529460

>>14520647
Thanks doc

>> No.14529471

>>14528666
Nah. Left reaks 1000% of pure, unadulterated San Franciscan. Right is a /fit/bro on cheat day.

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>>14509370

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>>14529471

>> No.14529499

>>14509370
Is that the guy from peep show on the left?

>> No.14529697

>>14528854
Answer this you tards

>> No.14529700

>>14528893
This is a prison meal that he learned to make in prison.

>> No.14529967

>>14525212
I was hoping he would just smash that over the guy's head

>> No.14529973

>>14525247
God I wish that was me

>> No.14529977

>>14529697
Knives Out

>> No.14529985

>>14509370
Dude on the right is just out the can for sure, I went straight to Wendy's and it probably looked worse than this.

>> No.14530013
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14530013

>>14529697
it's called Fighting Foodongs

>> No.14530067

>>14528854
>>14529697
That's an old hong kong movie, Infernal Affairs.

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14530079

>>14529697
if im not mistaken is that oscar winning movie called...bacteria?

>> No.14530092

>>14530013
That looks good

>> No.14530104

>>14528854
Its Japanese, called Boku No Pico

>> No.14530121

>>14516191
I hope this fucking place died with covid19

>> No.14530128

>>14530121
>waaaaaaaaa the bad place use ingredient i don't like make it stop make it stop

>> No.14530138
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>> No.14530257

>>14529697
Hard Boiled

>> No.14530340

>>14509394
Why do they have to dump liters of sauce or cheddar on already over the top burgers?

>> No.14530410

>>14518486
Ya pay for spectacle - otherwise you'd just eat some ice cream and chocolate while weeping that your girlfriend chucked you cuz you're a skinflint.

>> No.14530460

>>14516191
>we don't think avacados are a trend
Famous Last Words.

>> No.14530891

>>14530121
They apparently turned into a Bodega grocery delivery service in response to the pandemic

>> No.14531237

>>14520647
worst prison cooking show ive ever seen .

>> No.14531998

>>14509745
which vid is this?

>> No.14532019

>>14520215
the jello salad bullshit if the most disgusting but this is the second most vile thing hes created

>> No.14532055

>>14530128
Avocados are fine, it's just cringe.

>> No.14532196

>>14528972
what about his party cheese, anon?

>> No.14532212

>>14510630
A
FUCKING
ONION

>> No.14532227

>>14510451
Here eat your coner slop you fat fuck. Don't forget cream and 4 olives.

>> No.14532251

>>14516282
This is how the outside world sees regular american barbecue.

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>>14518689
lol
meme restaurant exists
Portland whining for it
shocker

>> No.14532468

>>14516365
>Never heard of someone losing their limbs in a stroke.
You never heard of various body parts becoming paralyzed through strokes?

>> No.14532500

>>14528893
I'd imagine it would be purely for variety if you're serving a long sentence and you start to get tired of what is probably the same handful of good snacks.

>> No.14532579

>>14525234
i feel like i would just need to use my hands to eat this

>> No.14532757

>>14509387
That's pretty gay.

>> No.14533091

>>14509842
>>14510488
>>14511581
What a fat idiot, hah, I stroked out, lemme just continue to eat shit anyway. You realize this fat idiot most likely stroked out from salmonella poisoning? Bet he assumes diarrhea and upset stomach are normal on a daily basis. He has eaten plenty of the shit tier food he cooked in his videos, always makes that stupid ass mmmm fat idiot face too.
>>14525592
underrated
>>14529967
honest, that's what I thought he was about to do
>>14510475
whole time I was expecting the knife to slip and cut right up his forearm to the elbow deep and the fat dick idiot screaming aaaaah! aaaaah! and just bleeding out in 1min flat.

>> No.14533824

>>14509918
wait what?

>> No.14534381

>>14509433
It's an excellent placebo, anon.

>> No.14534654

>>14510621
I hate nouveau plating so much

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>>14519475

>> No.14534818

>>14519001
I'm disappointed he didn't go for the meme-salting of that other cheffag. You know the one where the salt lands on the arm first.

>> No.14534826

>>14528978
i never understood why they put these in MGS4

>> No.14534853

>>14525212
Imagine ordering that and when they're done you just get up and walk out.

>> No.14534914

>>14509383
>>14509385
Fat people are fucking disgusting

>> No.14535533

>>14520296
just like you lmao

>> No.14535546

>>14533824
The hostility between him and his wife is so clear in the chicken pot pie video

>> No.14535598

>>14530138
why are they all looking like it's the first time they saw scrambled eggs

>> No.14535634

>>14535598
because reality tv producers held up a "look interested" sign

>> No.14535787

>>14535634
Well at least they aren't actors, imagine paying for that performance