/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14521325
Enjoy your tits, jackass

>>14521339
I wonder who can be behind the "soy makes you feminine" trend

oops I didn't finish writing.
Just tried eating this. I love the flavor and the texture. but I couldn't finish it. I kept missing my mouth because every time I opened it my wife's boyfriend put his dick in it.

>>14521398
I wonder who was behind this post.. maybe a r9k discord server

>>14521398
Wow he sounds really gay

>>14521325
>>14521339
>>14521387
>>14521398
>>14521402

>>14521412
That isn't OP, its a bored anon stirring the pot by larping as op

>>14521387

>>14521413
that face you make when tyrone unzips.

>>14521325
How's the bite?

>>14521426
No one on this site is having sex, but they are posting revenge porn

>>14521429
It had a interesting taste, it was soft to chew unlike real meat.

>>14521325
Itt; people stirring the pot by LARPing as op

>>14521421
>ambition
>speed running ocarina of time

>>14521435
But was it seared tho

no advertising/trolling outside of /b/ retard
remember to report and remember to use noscript captcha you retards

>>14521452
Yeah it changed color from red to brown. I didn't notice a sear but it was good enough for me.

>>14521456
People were claiming to be OP and making baseless accusations

>>14521339
I like busty boys :3

>>14521461
Did you get more of a cookout flex than from real meat?

>>14521559
I much prefer the impossible meat no bones

>>14521325
Just eat you goddamn veggies and stop pretending this is vegan "meat"

>>14521339
fake shit propelled by brainlets

I think they taste good but if I'm going to eat a vegan diet (I'm not) then I'm not going to be including junkfood like that. At least this shit becoming popular might inform people that veganism isn't necessarily healthy but people are retarded and probably think eating one's like having a salad

Its gross artificial Shit, stop shilling

>>14522993
based

>>14521325
>A C T U A L G A R B A G E

>>14521325
Op here I changed my mind this is shit, I went back to eating real meat, and never coming back to vegan.s

>>14521325
I tried beyondmeat recently, it's really fuggin good

>>14524100
ITT; every new poster claiming to be OP and anti-vegans claiming to have been vegan

>>14521325
>thread is people saying they're OP and not the actual OP replying

/B/ is that way

>>14521325
OP here, I love Lulu!

>>14521325
Is this supposed to be a thread about impossible meat? It devolved into trolling the OP

>>14522993
I hate that I saved this

daily reminder that all legumes contain phytoestrogens & beans are a staple of the american diet. find something less shitty to argue about, young lads

>>14521416
Are you sure?? How do you know?!

>>14524470
Because half the thread is other posters saying they're op

>>14521325
What is this stuff made out of? Is it the same as that mushroom stuff or is this a new concoction?

>>14524735
It's basically a science project, so are a lot of foods but it's funny how the emphasize the "made from plants" part

>>14524802
Cooking is a science project, its irrelevant to target alternative foods because it takes understanding of emulsifiers and how food works in order to cook

>>14524811
Sure but there's a difference between cooking as a science and processing foods as a science, you can argue it's just the next step up but then are you really working with plants anymore? I don't like the advertising these companies use, it works but they really want to point out that it's technically plant instead of just saying it's not meat.

>>14524802
lmao imagine eating this garbage and thinking you're making the world a better place, let alone thinking you're eating healthy.

>>14521325
If you liked that, wait til you try real meat.

Seriously though, I might give that one a shot. I've had Gardein crumbles that I've enjoyed in chili. Tried Beyond Burgers and didn't like it at all (weird spongey texture) but other veggie burgers I enjoy

>>14524947
Impossible meat tasted like real meat to me. Beyond Beef tastes like cow tongue to me

Me too. Love the stuff. It’s not 100% meat-tasting, but it’s close enough at this point that it doesn’t bother me like it used to.

>>14524976
Beyond is definitely worse.

I really like it as an ingredient in other things and as meatballs, but I haven't been successful with it as a burger yet.

>>14525424
If you're using sauce and other ingrediente to mask the artificial flavor may be it could work but in a simple burger it just doesnt cut it

>>14525969
I personally am a cooklet, so I liked it better every time I've had it from (relatively upscale) restaurant than when I cooked it myself. I wonder if I had good cooking skills if I could get it to taste closer to that.

getting more of a seared bite on the Impossible Whopper than I'm getting on the actual Who- no no no no.... No please don't say that no no no... No. Nononono. No no nonono no no. NONO NO NONO NO NOOOOO. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm not gonna trip. I wanted to come in a 100% hater. I'mma tell you off the top. I wanted to take a bite of this and be like 'ehhh nah nah it it'- I'mma just flat out say it; your Impossible Whopper BK, IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. YOUR IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER BK IS BETTER THAN YOUR ACTUAL WHOPPER BK. IT HAS A MORE SEARED TASTE. IT'S MORE OF A COOKOUT FLEX. IT JUST TASTES BETTER.

You guys know that Hitler pushed soy as being great for Germany, and even called them "Nazi beans". Meat is significantly more profitable than soy, especially through secretive government subsidies. It's really not hard to see that the whole "soy is bad" meme is being pushed by the Jews to keep us reliant on their mammal-hormone laden meat.

>>14525999
Based trips of truth

>>14521325
You're supposed to cook it you know

>>14526296
It was cooked

>>14525999
NO WAY... I HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT THE IMPOSSIBLE MEAT SEARED BETTER THAN THE REAL MEAT

>>14526206
At least you can admit animal meat has real hormones do like humans have hormones

>>14521325
actually tastes pretty good, although I can tell it aint meat. Okay for a burger patty, but better in a red sauce or something like that where it's not so isolated flavor-wise

also obligatory soy cope wagie cuck npc dilate tranny I guess

it's really good. i'm not vegan, but i refuse to eat cow, pig, or octopus so it's cool to basically have something that tastes about the same. i used op's pic for some shepherd's pie earlier this weak and it was based. absolutely based.

>>14526887
Why is your post so detailed tho

Anyway enjoy your Shepherd pie

>>14526947
what the fuck do you care man. it's like four sentences with two of them being less than five words

>>14526963
I'm not starting drama its just you specified what foods you don't eat it was oddly specific

>>14521325
kill yourself

>>14521447
at least it's something, a passion. He looked alright.

>>14521413
Look at these fucken cunts. What the fuck are they trying to convey with that dumbass look on their faces? Scum.

>>14521447
A good chunk of the people here don't even come close to that level of ambition for anything in their lives.

>>14526887
So you'd rather kill more animals per year than just kill a single animal per year? You can carefully source a cow, perhaps even finding an old one that was raised well, buy it wholesale and subsist off the cow for a year if not longer.

Octopus makes sense. They are relatively low calorie and those fuckers are smart as fuck. I saw some at the aquarium and they all required puzzles to keep them mentally occupied so they didn't try to solve the "escape the tank" puzzle.

>>14526887
Good lad. I am vegetarian, I could go vegan but I gotta be honest, I just sometimes need a little pastry, but I dont buy milk, I try to severly cut my consumption of all animal related food.

>>14529458
There's vegan desserts though

>>14521421
This poor man.

>>14529489
I know, but when I go to a bakery and have some sweet snacks there, I can be certain that they contain eggs or milk in some form.

>>14521339
lol
imagine /pol/ pseudo science being the reason you don't eat fake meat rather than the more obvious reason of it not being nearly as flavorful or juicy.

>>14524438
How many faps so far? Only four for me, but I plan on more.

>>14530172
Fake meat is flavorful, just in the wrong way. It tastes more like alien additives than real meat. I guess its fine for people who wouldn't eat meat for whatever fag reason they have but any self respecting meat eater shouldn't even bother with this junk.

>>14528317
it's more that im just not really beaten up over chickens, turkeys, and fish dying for food because theyre not very smart. cows and pigs are way more intelligent, and octopus are smarter than all of them like your example reflects. even if i wasnt concerned with intelligence though, i cant eat fatty meat anymore and pork/beef are the worst offenders
>>14529458
i dont even like milk really. almond milk is pretty good

>>14530941
It works fine for shit tier burgers like the whopper because those things aren't juicy and the only flavor they have is from being pumped full of the liquid smoke shit.
But if you want a real thick burger the impossible shit ain't gonna cut it.

>>14521339
trust me, i will

>>14521325
>made from plants
Exactly what kind of plants is it made from?

>>14531294
>inb4 soy
it's made from peas or some shit

Kind of like vegan meat replacements, but it's way too expensive for me to make a habit of it.

does it have a seared bite

>>14521325
Plant soy regresses your genes, Avoid.

>>14534501
It actually did have a seared bite, the meme isn't a lie.

>>14531301
It's not made from plants

>>14521325
I also love the flavor and texture. For many purposes it can replace meat. However it's hard to find in stores. You can get Beyond Beef but that is not close to meat at all.

>>14521387
From everything I've read, soy is fine in normal quantities but if you eat say 60g of soy protein a day, eating that much is not well studied and could indeed cause problems. I think there are real ethical problems with meat but I also want to build muscle. So I eat a mix of soy, pea and animal protein.

>>14521339
Will it ever be cheaper than meat?

>>14521339
only if you already suffer from dangerously low testosterone levels, so I understand you might want to stay away from it but others can enjoy it freely

>>14521956
>Just eat your goddamn veggies
They are
>Stop pretending this is meat
Who is? If it were meat, vegans wouldnt eat it, idiot. LMAO

>>14521325

this plant based burger has arrived just in time for nutrition science to flip and now fats and cholesterol are good while most carts are bad

if you eat a hamburger made from this you're basically eating 200% more carbs

>>14524522
>>14524470
OP here. I'm gay

>>14521325
I like using it to make sausages because I love dicks so much I need my vegan meals to be phallic

ITT meat company simps that think eating meat makes them men so they shit on anything outside of that as feminine.

Be back never, gonna go enjoy perfectly healthy food in moderate amounts without thinking it's literally going to turn me into a woman. You know, like a fucking man would. If your masculinity can be challenged by some fucking vegetables you didn't have any in the first place.

>>14521421
Why does no one talk about how he already was on shrooms before doing that and how his gf was cucking him that drove him into the spiral

>>14530967
Why can’t you eat fatty meat? Also grass finished beef is way leaner than grain finished

>>14539637
>perfectly heathly food
Lol what?

>>14540131
ketofag seethe

>>14521325
did you get a seared bite from it?

>>14521325
My steak is made from plants. All beef, and lamb is made from plants. therefore it is vegan.

>>14540516
Yes everyone.. the seared bite meme is real. I guess it's because plants are easier to burn than a dead body.

I did get the seared bite