/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>these are better than anything I've had in Italy!
From my grandma when I made some pasta with chicken and onions. I'm sure they weren't but it was pretty good fucking pasta

>>14531564
Yeah, no.

>>14531567
fuck you and your broken family

>>14531567
Quit being gay

>"give me your recipe"

your mom sucked my picklerick

once this thot i was tutoring in college let me stick it in her butt for the rest of the year after i made her a really nice grilled cheese

>>14531574
>>14531578
Cry harder, bitch boy.

that it tastes like shit

>>14531553
>when my brother runs to the washroom to take a dump
I know I used the right amount of hot peppers

>>14531597
>"I made your recipe, it was really good"

Feelsgoodman.jpg

>>14531651
I too am the only one that can handle spice in my family

>>14531553
"This is really good! Thank you!"
I never believe them unless they finish their bowl/plate

>>14531701
actually me and my dad can handle it ok
my mother has a bit of trouble if too spicy, my brother is the worst though
no tolerance

>>14531553
"Its edible"
;_:

>>14531553
Family was gonna have ribs one weekend, but there was a grill fire and it was charred.
I still wanted dinner though with my family though. My parents love greek food but there's no restaurants in the area, so I made Fagusea's sloppy gyro recipe.
Everyone loved it and my dad was so proud he said
>You've saved us anon. You saved the night!
Then me and my dad had beer and listened to dadrock.

>>14531696
>>14531597
>I made your recipe for my family on Thanksgiving, they love'd it! Thanks anon!

>>14531553
When everyone is too busy eating to say anything, then it’s completely gone.
>ayy lemme get that recipe

>>14531564
>chicken pasta
Sounds like your grandma was taking the piss

Better than the restaurant.

>>14531553
At this point my the family I interact with thinks I should open a restaurant. It's come to my attention everyone in my family just eats mediocre food more often than not.

>>14532177
Yeah I've gotten this too.

back when I was homeless I had to stay with various friends and family members, crashing on couches or in their basement for a couple days and then moving on to divide my time between 3 or 4 different houses. I paid room and board by doing housework and cooking dinner every night.

The best compliment I ever got was that my cooking is what brings everyone together.

>>14531553
Asking for my recipe is my favorite. I'm pretty autismo and when somebody says my cooking is good I can't help but feel that they're being polite.

>>14531553
better than in a fancy restaurant

>>14532131
Based.

>>14532131
My father always stomps around the house opening windows whenever I cook for them

Served my first attempt at making mole to my mexican coworkers (country club) as family meal. Had several requests for my recipe in broken english.

t. whitey

>>14532487
>mfw

>>14532203
People used to say that to me as well, I used to carry my own little spice box.
Based homeless chef

>>14531553
One time a girl asked if I would consider selling her my homemade breakfasts 3 times a week, but I normally never was awake to cook breakfast. We had morning class together in college.

>>14531553
no body talks because they are too busy eating.

thank god im alive :))

>>14531567
>>14531634
imagine being so assmad that your family wouldnt compliment you that youd come to a mongol basket weaving forum to insult others for having what you didnt