/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14547409
Not once. I order the ingredients and make it myself

t.McGangbang masterrace

>>14547415
That one is easy enough. Ordering a McDouble and a McChicken also saves you from actually uttering "McGangbang" to some unwitting cashier. However, there are plenty of things on secret menus you can't simply combine from other items, and some of them are too complex to explain quickly, necessitating use of the secret menu.

>>14548210
On that ground I'd say you would have to know one of the employees or spread word so it becomes a thing

not a fast food joint but the family owned place i worked at had a secret menu for employees and weekly regulars. sometimes people would "accidentally" order something off the secret menu by making a special request on a regular menu item, but we didn't tell them that and it would show up on their receipt as the regular menu item.

>>14547409
most of the fast food cashiers I run into can't even speak English, if I tried springing some secret handshake bullshit on them they'd probably short circuit

>>14549189
See this is what I'm thinking. Fast food employees aren't known for their competence. I also wonder what some of these items cost.

>>14547409
Back when all-day breakfast wasn't a thing I was able to order the Mc10:35 by name a few times.
I found that more isolated rural locations know the secret items better than the ones in cities.

>>14547415
>>14549189
Do you children actually fucking play with your food like this?

>>14547409
considering half of in-n-out is a secret menu, then yes.

>>14550799
They're an outlier in that respect, though.

You should not ever order a """secret menu""" item. At best, you'll get an eyeroll and sigh from the cashier, at worst you'll be told to fuck right off and order something that's on the board. The only people who order this shit regularly are teenage girls and flaming homos, and the occasional self-important reddit fag. If you have any respect for yourself you just don't do this shit.
I always used to make these 'people' feel absolutely retarded for trying to order off menu. Even if I knew what they meant. The fucking menu exists for a reason, order from it or go home and cook. I would give people my most confused look and slowly say how we didn't have anything like that. When they insisted they had heard it was on the secret menu, I would always tell them I wasn't sure what they meant. After all, the entire menu is posted behind me. Some of my coworkers would always say stuff like "Tell me what's in it so I can ring it in" but I wouldn't. I loved seeing the frustration and embarrassment as these fat middle aged rednecks and shithead kids had to pull out their phones, surf the web to find the item again, and then read it back to me. An even greater satisfaction when they asked for an ingredient we clearly didn't have and I got to tell them that. Or if something was discontinued, I would always say things like, "Oh, I don't think we've had that item since 2008..."
So fuck you. Don't be a colossal retard and embarrass yourself in front of a wagie. Just ask for a fucking strawberry frappuccino with caramel and toffee nut, don't be the fucking nigger demanding a Captain Crunch frappe that you KNOW you saw on Facebook.

>>14547409
they stopped putting rodeo burgers on the menu at BK but I still order them. one time the person had to go instruct the person making the sandwich how a rodeo burger is made. I'm glad they still let me order them

>>14550852
I don't even disagree with you, but jesus dude. Imagine being so self-righteous about working the register at a fast food joint.

>>14550852
Yikes

>>14550852
Going to order secret menu items I've bullshitted out of thin air next time I go to a BK and think of you, wagiefriend.

If I remember, you could ask for 'the works' at five guys and get the all the toppings thrown in the burger. A brir friend of mine tried it in Spain and it worked and he said he would order this regularly in Oxford.

Yeah lmao this is so funny. The retarded nigger trash working these restaurants would be confused and most likely angry because you said something other than the 12 menu options programmed into their measly ghetto brains.

>>14551874
I don't think that's specific to Five Guys. "Gimme the works" is pretty universal American lingo for "I'd like every topping."

>>14551888
>trips
>first two digits 14
>last two digits 88

>>14552025
Based

>>14547409
>Have any of you ever successfully ordered something off of a fast food place's "secret menu"?
Imagine pulling up to the drive thru and asking the underage illegal mexican girl working the register for a mcgangbang

>2012
>I order a screaming orgasm at jamba juice because am stupid teenager with friends
>lady working says she doesn't know how to make it
>yells to the back "anyone know how to make a screaming orgasm
>Mexican dude working says no
>she looks back at me with a 'I'm done with your shit' face
>I order something normal instead

My friends were going to order some other stupid shit but they pussied out

>>14553135
That’s when you say “I could teach you, but I’d have to charge” and fuck her after work.

>>14553144
Based

>>14550852
>McDonald's has a deal for two mcchickens with fries and soda for a while
>Order it pretty refularly
this one time I'm not in my usual mcdonalds
>Order the two mcchickens with fries and soda meal
>Cashier goes wtf? We don't sell that
Yes you do, I order it as least once a week
>Nu-hu goes to ask her manager
>Comes back really smugly telling me that the two mcchickens with fries and soda doesn't exist
>I'm fucking pissed but just order something else
>Next day go to my regular McDonald's and get my two mcchickens with fries and soda meal
Why are some franchises absolute niggers?

>>14548247
Any examples?

>>14547409
Only good secret menu item is the rodeo burger from bk and it’s not even a secret.

>>14553202
I bet the McFlurry machine would've been "broken" if you asked for one, too

>>14547409
Yes at the place I work at, but mostly because one of my favorite sandwiches was taken off the regular menu

It is true that we no longer cary certain items but we can make anything out of the ingredients we do have, and I really like it when our customers try to order strange and secret menu items. One night a really nice guy came in and asked for a grilled cheese, which we don't have at all but I worked with her to create a sandwich that she really ended up liking. I know it's not the most important job in the world but it's genuinely fulfilling in the case of secret menu items since not everyone is willing to ring those up.

>>14547409

>>14547409
Yes, but they've all been things that used to be on the normal menu, and you stop being able to get it as new staff are employed who have no idea what you're talking about.

>>14547409
at In N Out they basically expect you to order off the secret menu.

My go to is a 3x3 with grilled onions, an extra toasted bun, sliced peppers, pickles, a Coffee float, and Well Done Fries with extra salt.

But at Mcdonalds I used to get their pies well done. as well as special sauce on any of their burgers.

>>14550792
McDonald have a touch screen menu that allows for substitutions. You can go pretty wild.
Last time I did it though, I ordered a burger with real cheese and someone else thought that sounded nice and claimed it for himself, so I had to wait again.

>>14550852
>Oh, I don't think we've had that item since 2008...
You better have actually discontinued an ingredient. KFC shit stirrers won't give my my sweet chili twister.

>>14553202
Red Rooster does this. Different sub menu at every store and I frequently get told "we don't do that." It's the only place I can get fish and chips within 5km (except for a pub), what do you mean you can't do that?

>>14553601
Again, everybody knows that. It's not the same. Bringing up In-N-Out does nothing to answer the question.
Asking McDonald's to overcook your pie or put a different sauce on a burger also isn't the same thing.

>>14550852
Wagie cope, you work for me so go out back and make me a McGangbang right now

>>14547409
Oh man at the cafe at my old office, the old greek lady, we'd call betty, used to make sandwiches and she had a few special ones that weren't on the menu. the one I'd get all the time was the greek special, which was Chicken, Salami, Feta, Olives, Onions, Arugula, Tomato, Pickled Peppers, on a roll with Olive oil.

Shit was cash.

>>14550852
HAHAHA this fat turd was so mad he wrote an essay. Bravo, chinboy

>>14553641
Fuck off faggot, that's literally exactly what we're talking about. Go suck your daddy's dick you fucking bitch. I'll straight kill you, you whore.

>>14553690
Everyone knows In-N-Out's secret menu, so it's not secret. You even said so yourself. Why would you think posting about the exception to the rule in a thread about the rule would be a good idea? Fucking idiot. Don't ever reply to me again.

>>14553700
Fuck you you stupid whore I'll fuck your dad in the ass and he'll ask for more animal style with a Neapolitan shake, faggot.

>>14550852
Wagie wagie get in cagie
Boss needs help don't be lazy!

hahahahahaahahaha imagine being this sanctimonious about working in fast food hahahahahahaha kys immediately

>>14550852
I don't have to deal with you thankfully.

>>14550856
And now you're fatter for it.

>>14554047
Hey man I appreciate bumping the thread but that post was really stupid, do better next time.

>>14553254
>>14550856
That's probably because of the whole made your way deal. If they said we can't make you a rodeo burger just order a cheeseburger with onion rings and bbq sauce on it.

>>14554334
I bet you thought that was clever.
It wasn't.

>>14550852
if you order from any of these places at all you are a flaming homo.

>>14547409
we convinced my stoned friend back in high school to order a mcgangbang. the cashier was a 40-something year old lady and had no idea what he meant. she was polite about it, though.

>>14547409
I used to get secret smoothies from Jamba Juice after an employee told me they had the secret menu instructions at every location.
Now days the white gummi is on their normal menu.
In and Outs secret menu isn't very secret either but im not fat enough to order off it.

>>14547409
The cashier told me to fuck off. And I asked for a double quarter pounder before that became a thing you can just custom order from the kiosk.

McGangbangs got me through highschool
Only one location ever didn't know what they were
Fortunately I lived in a liberal hellhole so there were eight in a fifteen minute radius, so my friends and I could always go to the "cool" ones.

I haven't been to a McDonald's in about five years, but if I went back, I'd order one of those again and see what they taste like to me now.

>>14547409
There is no "secret menu" these are employee specials made wit leftover ingredients during shift changes and maybe for friends when the manager isn't around or by the manager themselves. I used to make bread bowl sandwiches at the end of the day when I worked at Quizno's.

>>14554836
>There is no "secret menu" these are employee specials made wit leftover ingredients during shift changes and maybe for friends when the manager isn't around or by the manager themselves
You are literally wrong, retard

>>14553205
No.

not really so secret but if they still have it you should try
ordering the baja tomatoes at tacobell
i think it's the tomatoes they use for fresca style or some shit, it's tomatoes with some cilantro pretty much but theyre dank
they always seemed to know right away what i was talking about and it's worth a try if you go to taco bell
i dont eat there anymore

>>14550852
Absolute cringe. You work in fast food, you are the lowest of the low and you still find room do be judgmental. You're pathetic.

>>14551874
"The works" is a legitimate option on their menu, and is a very common phrase for "all the toppings".

>>14553202
That's a lie because you can just order all those things. They're only a buck each.

>>14547415
>t.McGangbang masterrace
Anon, is that what you call it when you get the bulls that just fucked your girlfriend to Cum on your big Mac before you eat it ?

Quesarito at Chipotle

>>14547409
I went into a McDonald's restaurant and asked for the Joe Biden special. They just inappropriately sexually fondled a 9 year old girl in front of me and charged me $23.95.

>>14555311
Your friends behind the counter hooking you up with non standard items is not a secret menu, it's your friends being your friends.

>>14550852
based

>>14554047
rodeo burgers are like the smallest sandwich they sell at BK

>>14555525
Secret menus have nothing to do with any kind of nepotism or leftovers you fucking schizo. It's literally just anything you can order that the restaurant will accommodate and isn't on a menu. Just because it happened to work differently at your ass-backwards Quizno's doesn't mean shit.

>>14555585
The only reason they will do that for you is of You know the tards behind the counter otherwise they'll tall you to fuck off

>>14555591
Take your meds.

>>14555596
Go ask you buddy at McDonalds for the special sauce on your nuggets

>>14555608
I'm sure you know your friend's special sauce very well.

>>14555620
It's Thousand Island dressing, not so special now is it?

>>14555627
It's cum and you guzzle it down like the little slut you are.

>>14555635
Maybe at your McDonalds

>>14550852
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac. Well done.

>>14555608
>>14555627
>>14555640
These comebacks are awful, how autistic are you? Can you speak?

>>14555525
I don't befriend wagie scum, keep guessing

>>14555858
6/10, how about you?
>>14555882
You're either the wagie or a wagie manager.
Possibly a bovine excrement expeller.

>>14547409
7x7 at Steak n' Shake
I limit myself to one per year though because of how heart-stoppingly decadent they are.
>>14554798
It's going to taste the same, I went a decade without McD's and I swear the food is just cloned in a lab.

>>14555905
That's basically what factory made food is.

So it looks like the answer to OP is no, outside of a few McGangbangs (which surprises me) and >>14555905. Everyone else that has been successful has just mentioned In-N-Out (which doesn't count) or some non-chain restaurant.

>>14556305
See >>14555381

>>14556350
So two posts out of 44 IPs. Wow, it's fucking nothing.
Looks like >>14550852 was right, despite his faggotry.

>>14547409
when i can go outside again im gonna order those three just eat them separated but i think the cashier is gonna be thinking im gonna do a land air sea burger

What kind of fatlord makes a burger like that and eat it ? i dont think it can even fit your mouth and you will have to to separate them from each other to eat it.

I truly want a BK stacker triple with onion rings and extra sauce+more bacon but i think the placed closed while in quarantine.

>>14556390
What a worthless post. You have brain spiders.

>>14553202
How hard is it to just get a mcchicken meal and another mcchicken to go with it?

>>14550852
you seem like a sad person

>>14554686
>not naming the file sif

>>14556794
Play another video game.

>>14556390
You have to be 18+ to post here.

>>14550852
Why all the hate ? This is based as fuck either accept your whopper as is or learn to cook

>>14555585
That's literally not a menu

>>14547415
Are you too scared to order one or something?

>>14547409
the only thing like this i've done is order a mcdouble 'like a mac' which means instead of ketchup and mustard they put mac sauce and pickles. but there were enough times i said it that way and just got a regular mcdouble i stopped using the lil phrase and started just saying sub mac sauce instead of ketchup and mustard to fully get the point across
so not even so secret
thanks for listening to my autism

>>14550852
Based. Pick something off the menu, pay extra for extras if you must. But don't waste everybody's fucking time and ruin the flow of service with your autistic requests.

>>14550852
Been a while since I've seen this pasta.

I'm pretty sure there's some youtube videos of people ordering McGangbangs in the drive-thru.

In any case, the two places that you can be sure EVERY employee knows the secret menu is

1) In-n-Out
2) Starbucks

Although with starbucks I'm just referring to the "normal" secret stuff like a redeye or dirty latte. There's websites that detail 200+ alternative drinks you can ask the barista to make, but in all likelihood you'll have to tell them how to make it.

Cool Starry Bra time: back when Subway was less bad, they had a “secret” menu item, the pizza sub; essentially just the spicy Italian, toasted, with the marinara from the meatball tray ladled on, topped with mozzarella and parm; I’m in NYC Subway and order it, with chick behind the counter eye rolling; three construction workers behind me see what I’m doing, and pull the “I’ll have what he’s having” routine; this keeps going down the line, which is probably 10-11 deep during lunch rush; I’m eating at at a table, watching the line get longer and longer as the Subway chick is floundering with these orders, which take fucking forever to make; she then has to stop what she’s doing, ends up having to get another whole bag of cold meatballs from the back just for the marinara, which by now had run out from her scooping so much for these pizza subs; tosses the now-dried out meatballs in the trash, stares me dead in the eye with daggers....mouths “fuck you” to me

>>14558306
Excellent

>>14558306
Nice. You probably could have picked her up after that, if she was palatable to you.

>>14547409
I always order the two cheeseburger meal with Mac sauce. It forces them to give you fresher shit for better taste for no extra cost.

Also, MonsterMac = Big Mac with 8 patties.

>>14558651
That's not really a secret menu item, though, that's just a regular item with the simplest of substitutions.
Ever actually order a Monster Mac? If so, how did it go?

>>14550852
seethe wagie, seethe

>>14552768
How do you know the ages of the girls at the drive thru?

>>14550852
yep, this one is going in the cringe compilation

What's the point of a secret menu? Just tell them what you want. Get a fish patty on your burger. Get it on toast. Ask for two fried eggs smothered in cheddar cheese and pickles. Ask them to lay your burger with no bun out in a tray and cover the entire thing in jalapeno ranch. Ask them to put some chocolate syrup on your large, extra crispy fries.

"Secret menu" items are dumb.

>>14558663
I didn't order it, but I knew someone that did. Fucked up their stomach for a few hours.

>>14558907
jesus christ bud can you even detect the burger patty through all the sauce and cheese on that thing?

>>14559119
that's an *extra* burger patty, it's a triple meat with bacon and already comes with two slices of cheese

I work at a Starbucks and the "secret menu" is literally a mom blog dedicated to overly sweet cute colored drinks, every time someone has ordered off it it was a kid or a fat white bitch

>>14550852
So you're a grown man working in fast food? Cringe and fagpilled.

>>14553569
you can smell the death

>>14555591
>>14555596
>>14555608
>>14555627
>>14555635
Just fuck already or get the fuck out.

>>14559406
You're 12 hours late to that conversation, you fucking mongoloid.

>>14557265
you're literally a retard.

Sorry to say, but the burger king isn't a king, Microsoft isn't soft, and apple doesn't sell apples. I'm sorry, you fucking moron.

>>14559410
Shit man you're right

>>14559445
You all right dude? Drink some water.

all die

>>14547409
Fast-food monkeys can barely even make an item off their normal damn menus; GOD forbid I request that they add or hold even a single ingredient. Why the FUCK would I ever order something that isn't on the menu? Even on the off chance they thought they knew what I was ordering, they would still fuck it up.

>>14556402
>>14557254
fatty cope

>>14547409

>>14560096
Seek professional help.

>>14561273
help with what?

>>14559415
That's cool and all but you're still wrong. Please don't participate in further /ck/ discussions until the semen has finished digesting.