/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14572984
egg mcmuffin minus the fake cheese

>>14572984
Filet o fish is my choice because its healthy and delicious

Mcgangbang for price.
Double quarter pounder with cheese otherwise.

>>14572984
I like the coffee there, it's good for you

for me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich available.

>>14572984
That burger looks too good... Is this a McDonald's sponsored photo shoot? Is that burger as fake as her tits?

>>14573066
That's a standard big mac. Must be shit to live in a 3rd world country huh

>>14572984
what a pig. she is so fat she cant even zip her jeans up. fat women make me vomit.

>>14573076
Also that's full leaf lettuce, which isn't standard on a Big Mac. What the fuck is going on here.

>>14573083
That's not a McDonalds

The McVegan.

>>14573093
Yes it is. You can even see the arches in the upper left area in ops pic, but they're green which is common in the northwest

its finland. thiss is missparaskeva

>>14572984
fuck this fake lipped hoe she could suck my dick but I don't fuck with plastic flesh light bitches

>>14572984
Triple cheeseburger, not too giant, no bullshit like an extra bun or a lot of gloopy sauce, just meat, cheese, pickle, and onion between two buns.

>>14572993
That's my favorite too that in Big Mac
Are you sure it's healthy?

>>14573004
True story I stopped at Panera Bread this morning to get some breakfast I go in there's eight people in line in front of me I stand there 5 minutes they don't even wait on one customer I go across the street to McDonald's get a sausage and egg McMuffin hash browns and a coffee and yes the coffee was great

>>14573247
Its fish bro. Doesn't get much healthier than that

>>14572984
Four cheeseburgers with extra onions. The best meal to buy when driving long distance and you refuse to stop.

Triple cheeseburger is my go to. Not over filling like a double quarter pounder, just right

>>14572984
Those tits.

>>14572984
Her hair is crunchier then the fries

>>14572984
You're going to make me lose my nofap streak.

Everytime I see a thread with a hot girl, i'm urged to whip out my dick.

>>14572984
that depends. how hungry are you really though?

>>14575104
So how is this thread going to interfere with your streak?

>>14575135
provocative girl with big tits in the OP

>>14575146
That's a skinsack with a clown face painted on and filled with silicone.

>>14575104
If you think she’s hot then you Really need to stop fapping

>>14572984
double quarter pounder or spicy mcchicken

>>14575158
her face is not hot, just the tits.

>>14572984

I would tell that woman to zip up her shirt or get out of my restaurant.

>>14572984
>>14573076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhlUVyDBusg

>>14575162
Might as well get some water balloons and jerk off to it

>>14575175
to be fair, if i really wanted to fap, i'd just go to /gif/

>>14575175
Female hands typed this post.

>>14572984
The quarter pounder and the double quarter pounder are the only decent McDonald’s burgers.

>>14575191
>t. virgin
Boobs feel like bags of sand.

>>14575191
You wish there was a woman on here >>14575190
based

>>14572984
This image fills me with a mix of disgust and contempt and I can't tell what it is thats making me feel that way

>>14573066
>implying there’s something wrong with big fake titties
Pleb taste

>>14575217
True patricians only like real titties that swing low to the floor

>>14575218
If that's what you like, go milk a cow.

>>14575158
She is hot though, you’re just a bitter incel

>>14575223
I do it’s my wife

>>14572984
>guys really think this is hot.
>tfw no one looks at the autistic skinny femoid
it's not fair. I just want to cook for a family ;_;

>>14575237
Honestly people who find this hot are either incels,virgins, or who have never actually had a good fuck by someone who loves them

>>14575237
B E L A R U S E
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>>14575237
Can you bake and keep house? How many children do you want?

>>14575248
>who have never actually had a good f--- by someone who loves them
That's upsetting...
>>14575259
I don't understand?

>>14575237
Please don't call yourself that : (

>>14575281
Hey if it makes you feel better you’ll be joining it too sounds like it

>>14575280
Baking is actually really fun and I don't understand how people can live in a dirty home. And hopefully 2, a boy and girl. But what's the point? We all know I'll be here posting until I die alone. Anyways, take it easy anons.

>>14575299
Take it easy, the wife and I will say a prayer for you tonight

>>14575299
>We all know I'll be here posting until I die alone
There's no reason for us to both be like that.

>>14572984
There's something about the combination of hot chicks + the color red + fast food that's just great.

>>14575237
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>14575405
Do you like her fake boobs too? ;(

>>14575409
Don't you mock my new found waifu! Her and I are going to have 2.5 kids, a dog, a cat, and grow old together and retire in Florida!

Look at those absolute BREASTS fuck bros I’m so lonely and horny

And fat

>>14575420
*grabs you by the throat*
back the fuck off?!!!??! She's MY gf!!!!

>>14575456
>>14575420
This is genuinely the most attentional she will ever get, keep it up

>>14575456
You had your chance. Pack it up and move along.

>>14575454
>And fat
Then why are you on /ck/? You need to go to /fit/.

Late /ck/ is the most sophistically retarded place on 4chan.

>>14575409
>>14575420
>>14575456
>>14575466
>>14575467
haha... you made your point anons. I shouldn't have posted at all. Please stop now.

>>14575467
Make me

>>14573004
>american food
>good for you

>>14575475
I'm being like 45% serious.
>>14575476
You wanna' take this outside, junior?

>>14575248
Nice projection.

>>14575475
Don’t know what you thought what happen, also show some food you made or tits

>>14575504
I told you, buddy; leave my girl alone. She's not some cheap floozy like the bimbo in the OP.

>>14575496
I'll fuck you up old man. Leave me and my gf alone, final warning.

>>14575515
Listen here partner, how about we take this outside and settle this like a bunch of fags.

>>14575523
I’ll fuck you up too youngster

>>14575414
That's what all guys like the most.

>>14575523
Boy, this lady is looking for a man. She doesn't want what you're selling. So make like a tree, and leave.
>>14575525
Yeah, you want me to pound your ass?! Let's go, cowboy!

>>14575532
First to say uncle losses the pretty lady, get ready for the Texas slammer boy because you’re going to be a man today

>>14575475
M'QUEEN! Are these ruffians giving you trouble? Shall I banish them back to the realm they spawned from?

>>14575530
>>14575532
Post body right now, i'd shove my foot straight through one of you and into the other's asshole.

>>14575544
I know this body.

>>14575544

>>14575539
One, two, three, go!

>>14575559
Lets do this

Please stop this mocking shitposts, really making me down now

>>14575544
wtf am I looking at?

>>14575569
F

>>14572984
Milkies

>>14575572
Peak male

>>14575569
Babe, I'm defending your honor!

>>14572984
Not what ever that grotesque caricature of a human is.

>>14575585
It shows she doesn’t want your carrot cake

>>14575590
That's enough out of you, pretty boy.

>>14573066
>Is this a McDonald's sponsored photo shoot? Is that burger as fake as her tits?
All the coofee drinkers are going to reee over this. Regardless of fake tits/mask/fake hair, it all looks good.

>>14575590
>>14575602
-Pulls gun- BACK UP SHE'S MINE.

>>14575608
IF I CAN'T HAVE HER, NONE OF YOU CAN!!!!!

>>14575613
>>14575608
Hell I ain’t dying over no woman you can have her

>>14575104
That's some nasty coffee.

>>14575613
-Quickdraws and fire a single round ripping off your belt buckle and making your pants fall-
>>14575625
Not so fast, pardner.

>>14575154
Wonderful description.

>>14575162
>implying anything else matter than tits, real or fake.

>>14575632
Woah woah let me just go fella ain’t no hard feelin betweens brothers right?

>>14575632
>>14575661
While you pansies were fighting, me and the fair damsel eloped to get wed. Sayonara, suckers!

>>14575661
M'lady is upset and you're the cause. We require some kind of payment, m-maybe... a b-best man toa-toast?

>>14572984
Quarter pounder with cheese and optionally bacon. Double QP is too much. Big Mac is delicious but the patties are definitely inferior. If you want the Big Mac flavor just ask to sub the ketchup and mustard on the QP for Big Mac sauce.

>>14575248
>tfw gib good fug
>will never be good enough for pardner who likes OP types

>>14575671
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Outfoxed once again! I lost another qt autist /ck/ biocunt!

>>14575673
Anything for you, best friend :)
>>14575683
not good enough

>>14575405
>hot

>>14575651
can't really fap to a girl with a bad face

Omg please stop. If I post a selfie or something will you stop?

>>14575420
She and I*

>>14575703
Yes of course

>>14575704
I realized this immediately after I posted.

>>14575711
...okay. Let me find something cute that isn't my PJs.

bacon mcdouble is just insanely tasty

>>14575732
No matter what you post, it's bound to break my heart.

>>14575732
It won’t break mine because I know you’re a cool person

>>14575742
What. Why?

>>14575764
Because it will destroy his fantasy of you are

>>14575764
Because you will either be very cute, or you will be completely unattractive. Both of these things are tragic in their own way.

>>14575475
Ok, I felt your pain, but now you're just being ridiculous.

All of these posts is really making it hard for me to fap.

>>14575793
Wait for the pic

>>14575569
This is entertaining, fuck off and slit you're wrists, weak cunt.

>>14575215
sexuao frustration

>>14575695
>not good enough
I know. Even fulfilling my role that I was created for will never measure up to big tits. I've come to learn and almost accept that.

>>14575822
On some honest shit. Someone who loves you for you won’t care about other women in their life. Honestly I love my wife more than anyone else in this world and haven’t even felt a connection for someone else. I can’t even watch porn because no one will ever be as good as her in my heart

>>14575732
*loads magazine into revolver*
If I don't get those cute pics soon someone is gonna die.

>>14575768
>>14575783
>very cute, or you will be completely unattractive.
Okay. Nevermind... I thought this outfit was super cute but now... I have low self esteem...

>>14575846
Hey it happens, I’m going to give you honest advice. Don’t post on her about being female. Many of us have never even touched a girl and have no real understand of how to communicate without a meme

>>14575846
Also you probably are cute and should seek out companionship outside

>>14575850
I won't in the future. I'm going to go bake brownies or something. Have a good night, anon. I wish you find your autist /ck/ gf....

>>14575858
I’m married so I’ll just eat my wives home goods. We will still pray you find someone nice. God bless

>>14575846
shut the fuck up dude. you are clearly a dude stringing horny anons along. don't you have anything better to do? like maybe killing yourself??

>>14575858
Y-You too

>>14575872
It’s okay partner, remember, no women exist online

>>14572984
I bet she has really bad lower back pain

>>14572984
All of that shit taste like rubber. I had a Dbl Quarter Pounder with Cheese today. I mean I had a Dbl Rubber with Cheese. The fries are okay I guess, I honestly would rather eat at Wendy's....the meat on the burgers are amazing and the new sea salt shit they did with the fries are great.

>>14575217
Fake tits aren't always bad-looking but preferring fake tits is pure madness.

>>14575831
But coffee is good for you and you can't even get addicted to it. On some real shit, your handful of words almost made me cry. I wish I had that. Your wife probably has some good tits, eh?

>>14575931
I don’t talk about my wife likes she’s an internet whore so you’ll never know

>>14575850
Flat out false. I know rule 16 and hardly out myself, but when I do I get "worse" than skinny autist femanon. I don't break down at banter either, which is just strange to me.

>>14575870
I second the killing of thyself. Sad bitches who are sad for the sake of being sad and throwing pity parties are the worst.

>your probably ugly
>she never posted pics
I hate you faggots so fucking much I've been edging for an hour to this shit

>>14575942
Then I don’t know what to tell you boss rip

>>14572984
Double cheese burger with Mac sauce

>>14575939
That's great. I am happy for you and especially her. It's very hard to be in a garbage relationship, but I have to keep going.

>>14575963
If you’re in a garbage relationship leave it, it’s never worth it. Keep on trucking on though I will pray for you random anon and all of you

>>14575973
We have children, they are happy.

>>14576006
Oh damn that’s a whole new story, but I still say leave. As someone who saw a good friend of mine stay with his significant other for the children , his kids ended up pretty fucked up in the end.

>>14576006
>McDicks thread turns into femanon attention seeking into bros giving advice to each other
/ck/ is the best board.

>>14576006
>>14576022
>but I still say leave
nah man, kids have to come first

>>14576026
Only at night, all good threads will be pruned before sun rise. I will miss you all t. Husband and bro to all

>>14576037
I don’t know your situation so I believe you have the best judgement, I hope it works out

>>14576022
We don't fight or argue and the times we get in some sort of argument we don't do it in front of them; neither of us uses the kids against one another, so the children won't be fucked up people. Like the other anon said though, they do come first. Thank you, though, please do continue to pray for us.

>>14572984
for me, it's the big n' tasty

>>14576127
I’m glad to hear that, don’t worry it’s already been done and will continue. May the Lord Bless and Keep you all. I’m going to bed

>>14576151
Good night, brother.

>>14572984
Egg McMuffin, sausage, and cheese on it.

OP picture, fake tits, fake lips. She would be attractive without that shit.

Another Mcdonalds shill thread

>>14576287
>She would be attractive without that shit.
That's impossible to say without seeing what she looked like. But I doubt she looked worse. The depressing part is that she couldn't learn to be happy with herself. You don't have to be attractive to everybody. Just to your life partner, who sees you on a dimension that others have no access to.

>>14575248
lol you sound like a genuine incel, projecting your insecurities onto others. Guys do find girls like in OPs pic hot, it's a cold hard fact.

I, and I say this with the utmost respect, hate women

>>14572984
personally I like to order a Double Quarter Pounder, with a hamburger as well. They are then combined by placing the hamburger in between the patties of the Double Quarter Pounder, with a large cup of water to wash it down with.

>>14573066
I had a freshly made BigMac once, in a restaurant in the east of Munich that looked absolutely picture perfect. It could have been used in a McDonalds advertising photoshoot without adjusting a single thing.

>>14573120
what is she popular for?

>>14572993
Healthy? Its fucking fried dude!

>>14572984
That bitch is so fake its a turnoff. Also I bet she didn't eat any of the food.

>>14577852

>>14575237
I like both for different reasons. Most of the lewd shit I'm partial to can be considered straight bimbo tier with very exaggerated sexual features, unnaturally thicc and perky everything, blonde or otherwise light colored hair, bright eyes, the works. My gf is flat as a washboard, curly brunette with dark eyes, pale as snow, weighs 100 pounds wet and is violently shy. At the end of the day I wouldn't leave my gf for any other woman in the world, because I actual love her, relationships are more than just "this makes my pp the big pp and triggers a primal need to inseminate". And even then, I legit think she's more attractive than most women, although she refuses to believe me on that.

>>14577972
>namefag
>calls other gay
oh the ironing

>>14577612
Men don't. Insecure gym junkies do.

>>14572984
Oh wow, I wouldn't mind taking a disgusting thick shit all over her bare breasts after I'd been eating a shitload of peanuts. So the poo is very textured, almost abrasive.

Then I swirl my arse around on the poo, mashing it into her big fucken tits. I'm a shit pirate me hearties, smoke pot or piss off.

>>14578424(you)#
>anon hates girls what a surprise

>>14577616
You like women, you hate all other manner of female, just like any other normal person.

>>14577842
Mobile milk truck and plastic mask face.

>>14578665
I suppose I like a lady, but no lady would have me, and I don't blame them.

>>14578478
wtf that wasn't me???

>>14575215
Is that Del Toro?

>>14577616

Ok, Jughead

>>14572984

>>14578683
are you dumb