/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14600702
americans have a strange obsession with cheese and they don't even have good cheese

>>14600702
Why are you so obsessed with Americans?

>>14600702
it's cheap poor people food that taste good.

>>14600722
How is parmesan considered cheap? There is also a lot of parmesan on this shitshow of a food

>>14600702
Why does France love McDonald's so much but considered culinary master's.....why is the mcribe only available year round in Germany...why are English people just objectively so ugly

Why does asian women fuck so many white men

Now asian women idk what the fuck they are doing, I would kill myself if I was a Asian male

>About 69 percent of married Asian women are married to Asian men, while 25 percent of married Asian women have white husbands. "But as common as marriages are between Asian women and white men, cohabitations are even more prevalent," says Ono. "In fact, Asian women are more likely to be living with white men than with Asian men. Nearly 45 percent of cohabiting Asian women have white partners, while less than 43 percent have Asian partners."

http://ns.umich.edu/Releases/2000/Mar00/r032300a.html

Again no anecdotes no trust me bro just cold hard facts

>>14600702
Because it's good

>>14600729
It's not actual parmesan. Americans just name everything how they want.

>>14600706

We objectively have the best cheese

https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/the-worlds-best-cheese-is-now-made-in-america-as-rogue-river-blue-named-worlds-best-cheese-300945905.html

>>14600702
Because we know it pisses you off. What other foods that we make do you obsess over?

>>14600743
just because some tiny obscure creamery makes a good cheese doesnt mean the whole country is suddenly eating amazing cheeses instead of the processed shit. it's okay to admit the average american taste is awful

>>14600755
Cope little nigger
Lmfao

That shit would apply doubly so for Europoors.

>>14600755
looks like we got some cope-a-dope

>>14600755
You can literally walk into almost any grocery store in America and buy amazing cheese if you're willing to pay for it

Things other people eat:
>Bugs
>Soylent
>Chicken and pig feet
>Fertilized half-hatched bird eggs
>Literally piss
>Fungus and mold
>Trash
>Giant isopods and other sea insects
>Hair
>Bones
>Horse and dog meat
Things American eat:
>Cheese
Better go ahead and make a seventh "do Americans really" thread and a tenth "Americans have fake cheese" thread because if you don't you'll probably have a neurotic breakdown.

>>14600702
Not American but it's comfy as fuck to be honest, and it's hard to go wrong with chicken, sauce and cheese. Basic bitch meal with no effort to make with a nice taste, surely that isn't hard to understand?

>>14600766
This. Cheese is one of the foods I'm willing to pay a bit more for because the taste compared to the processed stuff is leaps and bounds better.

>>14600772
For the seething eurocuck, everything a happy American does is incomprehensible

>>14600755
Cringe

>>14600729
Chicken parmesan has mainly mozzarella cheese with parm sprinkled on top.

>>14600706
damn, we really should leave something for the rest of the world to have...

>>14600702
tastes good

>cheap
>easy to make
>tastes good
>reheats well for lunch the next day

whats not to like?

>>14600743
Yeee my grandma also says I'm a pretty cool dude.

>>14600729
It's not actual parmesan lol

>>14600702

>>14600769
>Things American eat:
>>Cheese

Ketchup
mayo
bbq sauce

>>14600702
These are pretty big in Australia too

>>14601177
Guarantee OP is a faggot canadian that wants to distance himself from America despite being America-lite

>>14601194
Or the typical Eurangutan who literally can't keep America out of his head.

>>14600702
Looks pretty expensive to have that much parmesan, so basically it's a retarded cordon bleu (would still eat)

>>14600731
>why is the mcribe only available year round in Germany
Because we love pork

>>14600734
greencard

>>14600706
europoors have a strange obsession with americans and they don't even have freedom

>>14601194
I think most of the people that shit on america are second and third world foreigners where meat is a luxury they can afford once a week

>>14601194
No, we also have chicken parm and a generally favourable view of the US. It's mostly the uneducated SEAmonkeys and Flips who obsess over America.

Why are Europeans so obsessed with America?

>>14600839
This.

>>14600702
>Why are Americans so obsessed with chicken parmesan
Why are Europeans so obsessed with Americans and fail to realize there are 300 million Americans and the majority of the people differ vastly from state to state.

>>14600702
>do they think it's something classy?
Yes. They unironically think it's fancy and that it makes them look cultured. This is what happens when you have no culture.

Imagine having a fit over people enjoying a specific food. Now imagine doing this as an adult.

isn't chicken parmesan a lot more popular in south america and australia than in the US?

>>14600743
Wasn't the judging panel American?

>>14600761
>>14600765
>>14600784
Burger cope

>>14600702
I thought this was a thing in Middlesbrough, except with bechemal sauce instead of tomato sauce?

>>14600729
you can get parm for 6-11 usd a pound its not that bad unless you shop like a retard

>>14600706
>and they don't even have good cheese

Do euros genuinely think that the only place you can get food in America is walmart, or are they just taking the piss? Some of these posts get so retarded it's hard to tell some times.

>>14600755
>just because some tiny obscure creamery makes a good cheese doesnt mean the whole country is suddenly eating amazing cheeses
Good fucking lord, you can buy award winning stuff in Publix.

>>14602462
The term "food desert" was literally created to describe large parts of America.

>>14602298
Wasnt it held in France?

>>14600702
italian american here. i don't like chicken parm.

>>14601224
The study is about American Asians you cope poster read better

>>14602512
American here. I don't like Italian Americans so the felling is mutual.

>>14601209
That's not pork it's not even food
>>14602499
It literally was created to describe large grocery stores moving out of urban/nigger populated areas due to theft
It applies to them almost exclusively

>>14602499
That term was created to describe urban nigger ridden areas that large grocery stores leave due to theft and deals with them almost exclusively
>>14601209
That's not pork it's not even food

>>14602499
>The term "food desert" was literally created to describe large parts of America.

That's completely fucking wrong. "Food desert" refers to impoverished ghetto neighborhoods where the single mothers on welfare never buy anything other than processed shit anyways so none of the small neighborhood grocery stores bother to even stock things like produce.

You either misinterpreted something you read, or you got trolled hard.

>>14600706
Wow, this is true. I just ate macaroni and cheese btw.

>>14600702
>Why are Americans so obsessed with chicken parmesan?
It's at every single Italian American restaurant, especially Olive Garden, which is the height of class and sophistication for boomers.
>do they think it's something classy?
Not really, it's more the most accessible thing at a classy place. Anything "classy" is also too strange and foreign to order, like lamb chop or eggplant or something weird like that.
>and why would you put cheese in a chicken ?
Americans are fucking obsessed with cheese. I don't get it. I like cheese as much as the next guy, but these fuckers put cheese on shit that absolutely shouldn't have it and on a dish that should have cheese, they put on three times the amount for which it calls. Disgusting.

>>14602600
>like lamb chop

My extended family is pretty much entirely a walking stereotype of the American boomer mindset, regardless of actual age, and we eat lamb regularly. Maybe that's some kind of regional thing. I've also had eggplant several times as well.

>>14600702
>why would you put cheese in a chicken
French do it. Ask them.

America is objectively better than every other country. Spend less time obsessing over us and fix your own country. Then maybe you wouldn't be so butt mad all the time.

It's good.
t. chicken parm maker

>>14600739
Europoors treat food like buying a fucking car as a woman. Paying $2,000 extra for a heated steering wheel because if you don't, you'll have the nagging feeling of driving a car that could have had a heated steering wheel. You'll be flushing that fancy cheese down the toilet the next morning no matter how much you payed for it. God, I will never understand why europoors go to such great lengths to justify their consoooomerism.

Where I'm from we call this a cheesy snapper.

>>14600702
It's chicken parmigiana you retarded britbong FAGGOT
also it's got something to do with the dish originally being eggplant parm, but italian immigrants to the USA were surprised to see how fucking cheap meat was there so they started making the same dish but with chicken instead
>t. half italian-american, only half of me has an extra chromosome

>>14600734
Lmao literally who asked
get ur peabrain checked if this is what you think when u see chicken parm lmao wth

>>14603536

What part of 'Straya you from, cunt? In QLD, it's a melty clucker. In NSW, it's a milky pecker.

>>14603395
I forgot to mention I'm morbidly obese, if that matters

>>14600755
Americans are the biggest crybabies when it comes to cricizing others but can't take shit themselves, anon. Every single American is manufactured plastic NPC.

>>14601177
Yeah I'm pretty sure every pub in the country has at least chicken parma.

>>14600908
>ketchup
Invented by the British
>mayo
Invented by the French
>BBQ
Proudly invented by Americans and is unironically better than any other sauce every created

>>14605555
Mayonnaise wasn't invented by the French.
Where do you fucking idiots get this bullshit?

>>14605558
I looked it up on Wikipedia and it says versions of the sauce were created in the late 17th century in Spain and France. Sure prepackaged mayo that lasts for years in a refrigerator was a far cry from what this sauce was, but it was still invented by (probably) the French because Spaniards are lazy retards

Eggplant parm > chicken parm

>>14605815
no. the eggplant gets greasy and the breadcrunbs soggy fix your shit taste

ITT: seething jews who can’t eat cheese with their meat

>>14605560
The common consensus is that it's a traditional Spanish sauce that was coopted by the French.

>>14605902
Never got this. Doesn't the whole "child boiled in the milk of the mother" thing fall flat when it's two different species?

>>14600702
Because it’s delicious you brain dead faggot. It’s fried chicken with tomato sauce and cheese... universally good combination

>>14604641
Oh... I think he's mad guys?

because they like to say parme-shan

Because it tastes good :)

>>14604711
It doesn't. Good post bro

>>14602298
Wasn't the article meant to be read?

>>14605930
Fuck them both in their lard asses.

>>14605815
Eggplant sucks. I'd rather eat my own sock.

>>14600734
The average white guy has the majority of facial features that are only found in attractive asian men. Asia will be taken over by hapa mutts

>>14605933
My grandpa is Jewish and he says no 2 meat products in the same meal. He never specified, but he does eat eggs and bacon together, he's not a very good Jew.

>>14606298
Jap here, sounds good kimiyoshi

>>14601209
That explains ww2

>>14602499
The term "food desert" was coined to describe nigger-wracked towns that experience so little demand for fresh or handcrafted food that no distributors of fresh or handcrafted food exist there.
The term 'eurotrash' was coined to describe (You).

>>14604439
Eggplant parm is also good. I'm on the fence as to whether I prefer it to chicken parm.

>>14604924
Couldn't hear you over the sound of how awesome my country is and the sound of how pitiful and lame your country is

>>14607277
soyjak hands typed this post

>>14603395
Its called conspicuous consumption. They don't buy things because they enjoy them. They buy things to feel like their high class and to mock those they deem low class. Imperialism never ended. They
still think they are the pinnacle of class and civilized society. So the rest of us barbarians have to work so they can enjoy their free healthcare and paid vacation. They can't even be bothered to defend their own borders anymore.

>>14607331
>soyjak hands typed this post

>>14608316
no u

>>14608403
Is the euronigger mad? I think the poor stupid euronigger is upset

>>14609283
Not him, but I guarantee you're arguing with some jungle Asian or other immigrant.

>>14600702
I don't know a single person who gives a fuck about chicken parmesean you obsessed lunatic fuck

Chicken Parm has a very satisfying combination of flavors and textures. Tender chicken, crispy breading, gooey cheese, sweet tomato sauce.

>>14600706
>if it's not made in italy or france it's shit because of muh tradition!
cope more faggot

>>14600702
Why did you steal a photo that I took OP?

>>14600702

It tastes good, why would you need any other reason?

>>14602512
>Americans actually think the edit is better
Behold the original
>AMERICANS LITERALLY MICROWAVE WATER TO BOIL IT

>>14602512
>>14610319

>>14605494
>>14601177
Chicken Parm is pretty ubiquitous in Australia, pretty much every hotel/pub/bistro sells them, also I've never seen them served with chips/fries anywhere else so Chicken Parm with Chips is actually a pretty iconic Australian meal here.

>>14610038
you have to go back puss.