/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>14636310
this isn't /gif/
but post three

>>14636293
I posted my German potato salad, schnitzel, and Jägerschnitzel sauce in another thread. Want me to repost?

>>14636293
He's gorgeous

>>14636293
that's a trap yo

>>14636457

And not a German one either.

>>14636457
A puckered anus is a puckered anus

>>14636557

Wrong thread: >>14632974

>>14636341
>>14636457
>>14636550
Why do you know so much about transexuals?

>>14636338
Post it

>>14636570

>>14636577
Potato salad:
>boil a couple pounds of red potatoes until easily pierced with knife, drain and allow to cool
>in a large high walled skillet cook four or five pieces of thick cut plain bacon until slightly crisp
>remove bacon, add one half of a chopped yellow onion (not sweet) to bacon fat and cook till clear
>turn off heat
>chop bacon and add to skillet
>roughly chop potatoes and add to skillet
>toss
>make a sauce out of three parts German mustard (usually about 3 tablespoons), two parts apple cider vinegar, one part olive oil, and plenty of black pepper and salt
>whisk sauce and toss into salad
>top with freshly chopped parsley and serve warm

>>14636570

Don't, but I can spot a German serving wench, and even from the thumbnail it's clear that "she" is not one. Krauts may be pretty cucked these days, but at least they still have standards for the festival Mädchen.

>>14636457
damn almost had me. thanks bruv 4 keepin it skrate

>>14636293
sauce?

>>14636457
name?

>>14636745
Jägerschnitzel Sauce
>fry half a chopped yellow onion in butter or fat
>once sweated, add sliced garlic
>sauté for a minute and then add 16 oz of washes and sliced mushrooms
>cook most of the moisture out of the mushrooms
>deglaze with half a cup of dark beer
>add a cup of beef stock
>reduce sauce and thicken to taste with white flour
The Schnitzel
>flatten pork chops with meat mallet
>make sure they’ve been out of the fridge a while it fucks it up when they’re too cold
>season with salt and pepper and if you like paprika
>coat in flour, beaten eggs, and unflavored breadcrumbs in the order
>fry for 3 to 4 minutes on each side in vegetable oil
>serve with sauce
You guys want anything else? I know it’s not fancy or anything new but it’s great comfort food

>>14636338
Looks like shit.

>>14636570
Of you don’t have a decent gaydar in the current year you’re setting yourself up for failure

>>14636897
Ashley Barron
your google-fu is weak, young grasshopper

>>14636293
>buys cheap one piece costume
>doesn't honor the culture by buying the actual vest/bodice, white dress, overskirt, ribbons, and wearing it at a proper length
>is also fat
lmao

My local Oktoberfest was cancelled, so instead I'm going camping in Georgia. It's funny, Appalachia is mostly Scots-Irish, not exactly the best place for German food but oh well.

>>14637551
Ever been to Helen Georgia? There’s supposed to be a great Bavarian scene there

>>14637613
Nice, that's actually really close to where I'll be staying. I'm from Ohio so there's a ton of German festivals there every year.

>>14636910
desserts

>>14637725
Sleepy now, will post in the morning

>>14637758

>>14637789
Okay I don’t really cook sweets but I can make a trailer park strudel, just buy the pastry dough and fruit
>finely chop up sour apples and toss with raisins, chopped walnuts, lemon juice, sugar, and cinnamon
>lay out a sheet of the pastry dough and roll it thin
>brush with melted butter
>lay out the filling in a line about half and inch from one end
>Roll up like a loose burrito
>score the top of the strudel and brush with more butter
>bake at 350ish until golden brown
>Remove, top with confectioners sugar and serve with unsweetened whipped cream, just heavy cream whipped in a blender