/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Uh oh, tranny janny isn’t gonna like this. /ck/ janny gets testy because cereal vegan diet leaves xim hangry

>>14636700
I'm blind you fucking asshole.

>>14636700
>live in an open carry state
>proceed to open carry
Nobody says shit.

>>14636719
I was getting water at Walmart and some older woman started mumbling something about social distancing and I cut her off and I said what and then she started mumbling again didn’t really hear I said what louder and I did that about three times on totalUntil she decided it wasn’t worth the effort and just walked away

>>14636703
> /ck/ janny gets testy

Test-y is actually the one thing he's not.

>>14636719
>>14636727
What’s so bad about helping your fellow country men not contact korona? In white countries Expect sweden we already did this in spring and korona is now a minor issue in these countries.

>>14636729
wow you're such a big tough man, you really showed her

>>14636732
If you wear the mask you’re a certified cuck

>>14636737

>>14636734
>"her"

Janny pretending to be anonymous? Stolen valour.

>>14636750
that was meant for
>>14636727

>>14636719
wow anon, you're so cool. everyone around you totally doesn't think "why the fuck is this small-dicked faggot bringing a rifle into the grocery store?"

use that gun and top yourself in front of your family

>>14636756

OK anon, friendly fire but no harm no foul, please continue your shitposting.

>>14636756
Fuck you retard I did show her bitching at me because she’s scared of some meme virus a full 6 months too late.

>>14636757
Dilate tranny

>>14636757
>immediately resorts to gay sex reference
wanna know how i know you're mentally unstable?

>>14636732
>fellow country men
Don't make me laugh. This place is a corporation at best, and it is all versus all. If you don't have a tribe, a clique, a gang or a big family or any other sort of thing you are just a target to be taken advantage of at any point in time. When you abandon family to elder care homes and move half way across this large nation, thinking we are all the same and all give a shit like you do, you are again sadly mistaken. Elders get abused while using their families inheritance to stay alive through a living hell, while rootless children flock to the urban centers that the media portrays as peaceful and erudite, all to experience the ennui of a single dimension life of endless consumerism and high potential for criminal violence from their supposed countrymen.

I find your notions quaint and a bit naive. Perhaps you can tell me of the benefits of democracy and the legal justice system? Or, better yet, explain to me how class stratification is overcome by a sense of national pride!

>>14636757
>getting triggered by inanimate objects
Sweetie, it's a pistol and every time you see or hear of one you instantly think of dicks. Perhaps you should tell your therapist about this.
>think
They have the right to think whatever they want, they just lack the chutzpah to voice their opinion or do anything about it. Sorry my life and how I choose to live it threatens your fragile psyche. Bigot.

Who are you quoting?

>>14636719
I'd say shit. What are you gonna do, threaten to kill me? Not very lawful of you is it?

>>14636790
yes, grocery stores do have food in them
glad you could make the connection, retard

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ztand on ehggs :-DDDDD
wear masg:-DDDD
no chiggen :-DDDDDD
no borg :-DDD
no beev :-DDDDDD
unbresidended dimes :-DDDD
essenjal worgers:-DDDDDD

>>14636719
>open cary
>some antifa types decide to fuck you up
>shoot antifa
>get charged for first degree murder
ahhh to be american

>>14636795
Yes, you see, the reason I am comfortable carrying a weapon is because I am a level-headed and rational person who doesn't attack others when they decide to voice their opinion. Regardless of how repugnant the language, it is within their right. Believe me, considering I am carrying I would do nothing to escalate the situation. If you decide to cross that legal Rubicon though, the matter will be for a jury of my peers.

You wouldn't though, you would just say your cheeky shit and move on with your day. We would all laugh and go about our business. Odds are though, just like everyone else, you wouldn't say shit.

>>14636831
>charged

>>14636700
>make smug post on social media about how you don't wear masks
>die

I know amerisharts are here for our entertainment but I think they are taking this thing to far. It's getting sad.

>>14636832
Nah I'd call you a retard right to your face, wouldn't even let you shop in peace until you were out of the store either.

>>14636863
>lol look this guy was suspicious of picking up the latest MSM brainwashing propaganda and he died let’s post articles mocking him and his poor widowed family!!

So this....is the virtuous left?

>>14636700
they don't even use floor arrows at the stores near me

>>14636700
I went to the store today to buy chicken leg quarters and some retarded woman was there with no mask on staring at the chicken. I waited around for her to finish and leave and she comes over to ask me what kind of chicken dark meat is and I helped her pick out boneless thighs so she could fuck off

>>14636949
Why didn’t you fuck her limp dick?

>>14636925
This is such a faggy tactic you guys use jsyk
nobody buys it

>>14636863
I had it in July, its not bad...quit being such a pussy and sourcing your info from the jewed MSM

I wear my mask out in public 100% of the time but I'll be fucked if I'm following these arrows in a store when no one else is following the rules and I know where I'm going/what I want. Fact of the matter is you shouldn't be at the grocery store if you don't know exactly what you want and you plan to get in and out. Only fatties browse. Why would you want to be around the public longer than you have to anyway.

>I wear my mask out in public 100% of the time but I'll be fucked if I'm following these arrows in a store when no one else is following the rules and I know where I'm going/what I want. Fact of the matter is you shouldn't be at the grocery store if you don't know exactly what you want and you plan to get in and out. Only fatties browse. Why would you want to be around the public longer than you have to anyway.

>>14636966

well, you are a fucking retard.

the fact that people are being required to wear masks for online classes and zoom conference calls is 100% indicative of the fact that this is social engineering. you've been bamboozled; masks don't work. there's no evidence masks work.

>>14636925
Lol yeah I hope you all get covid and die. If I didn't want to live my life a free man I would kill you myself. Tolerance is for people who mind their own business and respect others, if you have a problem with that, I'm all for cutting your head off.

>>14636864
>implying the manager wouldn't toss you for trespassing
>implying this hasn't happened in my state before where some CA resident moves here and finds out the hard way that open carry is a valued right here.
Plenty of legal precedent on my side. Sound and fury, it doesn't impress the judge any bit. Besides, what you are doing is attempting to deny the constitutional rights of a person of color. Pretty sure my lawyer could make a nice civil case that would haunt your family for decades and take a sizable portion of your neetbucks every month. Though, you know this is all just larping because nobody says shit. Just like you.

>/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14636974

Flaming aside, question: Has anyone seen any movies or TV shows yet where the actors are wearing masks in public scenes? You know, as part of "normalizing" this practice?

Think about how weird it's going to be for little kids growing up now watching old movies and asking, "Mommy? Daddy? Why aren't those people wearing masky-waskies?"

>>14636953
I only went to the store because I was pissed at work and went out at lunch time and wasn't in the mood to deal with anyone

>>14636953
I forgot my hamburger buns at the check out and the girl hadn't noticed and was sitting there sanitizing everything when I went back to get them

>>14636985
Nah I would. Would be funny to see a retard like you squirm when another person carrying (concealed cause I'm smart and not a retard, like you) doesn't put up with your intimidation tactics. Go ahead with your civil suit my beaner ass is literally shaking and shidding n farding

>>14636974
>>14636968
Confirmed fatties who want to spend hours at the store because it's their only social interaction they get.

>>14636998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSDiZyNu6Ok

>>14637016
i dont spend hours, but i do take my time and buy the things i want...im a picky eater so it takes me a minute to read the labels if im buying something ive never tried

>>14637011
But you don't, that is what I am saying. You might if you knew it was me and we would both have a laugh. The simple fact is you don't now, and most likely never will, because a firearm isn't an intimidating thing to the initiated. Hey, having a CCW is proof of that. When you CCW you have to lose every argument and deescalate at every possible opportunity otherwise it is murder to use "fighting words" and other actual intimidation tactics that you just admitted to on an open forum that is known for giving unfettered access to local, state and federal law enforcement.
>squirm
Oh sweetie, no. Your bags would be mine.
>beaner ass
You're a hoot. Love you, no homo. You got the last word, I will read it just because it is you, but I wont respond.

>>14636863
they just keep coming lmao

>>14637016
>Confirmed fatties who want to spend hours at the store because it's their only social interaction they get.

Not him, but guilty as charged.

Has anyone else noticed weirdly increased eye contact in stores since the Oriental AIDS began? People are watching each other more closely anyway to avoid violating "social distancing"--and covering the rest of the face emphasizes the eyes, so that they draw the gaze more.

People want to get bitchy if you dont wear a mask but when I wear a mask, sunglasses, and hat combo they look at me like I'm gonna rob the place. You cant please anyone these days.

>>14637109

Try one of these instead:

https://kommandostore.com/products/usgi-cold-weather-face-mask

>>14637120
>cold weather mask
Actually I'm wearing the hat and sunglasses because the sun is hot and bright as a motherfucker here

>>14637121
>babby goes outside for the first time

>>14637074
Calling you a retard isn't "fighting words", retard lmao
>I won't respond
Yeah cause you lost and I won get owned bitch lol

>>14637121

Try combining that face mask with a sombrero.

>>14637127
It's 100+ degrees every day in summer here with zero cloud cover. The only people who wouldnt be bothered by that are shitskins. Sorry but I'll stick to keeping myself pale as an uncooked shrimp

>>14637016

i'm 160 lbs and shredded, m8. ive literally walked past people telling me to put a mask on and nobody does anything. feels real good.

>>14637150
Hi Mr. Skeltal

>>14637109
>>14637120
>>14637133

>>14636863
>>14637083
Wait I thought masks didn't stop you from being infected but only help prevent someone who is infectious from spreading it to others. Where is the irony in any of this?

>>14637157

>*rattles eternally*

>>14636925
the left isn't virtuous anymore, we want you unironically lined up against a wall and shot like the subhuman dog you are

>>14637203
People who scoff at the seriousness of the disease are dying from it. What is so hard to understand?

>>14637203
if other people wore masks, he wouldn't be dead

>>14637236
with what guns? none of you faggots own any, and you're the ones wanting to ban them in general

>>14637263
>with what guns?
Nice try glowie

>>14637250

how many scoff at the "serious disease" (so serious, in fact, that we need to test people to know if they even have it! so serious that barely anybody who gets it dies!) and are 100% a-ok?

probably 99.9999999%

>>14637259

pure conjecture. there is zero (ZERO) proof masks do anything. you are being lied to and manipulated through fear. wake up and smell the coffee, princess.

>>14636732
working with other humans is gommunism

>>14637286
I don’t think it’s very serious. Spanish Flu was serious. These people didn’t either, yet they improbably died from it. I wouldn’t call it irony, but it’s certainly coincidental and amusing.

>>14637250
>>14637259
I guess in that sense sure. Idk it just seems a little fallacious, only cherry-picking/focusing on cases that support your bias, considering there are many people who do the same but still don't get sick.

>>14636757
>sees weapon and goes into an effeminate rage of thinking of penises and sexual inadequacy
got some problems eh?

>>14637456
They’re just memes, bro

>>14637531
okay sorry

>>14636700
no I already have to deal with the stupid one way parking lots outside the store, I'm not dealing with them inside the store too.

>>14636727
wow, use some punctuation, please.

>>14637291
If masks dont do anything why are we being made to wear them?

>>14637562
NWO wants you to look like the human cattle you already are.

>>14637593
Cattle don't wear masks

I just heard this from a cashier at the 99c store lmao. I was buying peppers and onions and the cashier proceeded to tell at the people behind me once I got to the front

>>14637607
>buying produce at the dollar store

>>14637562

it's a shit test and we have FAILED. they now know that people will comply if told to do something

>>14636727
Alpha male

>>14636719
Dodge RAM hands typed this.

>>14637638
>paying a premium for root vegetables
Just practice some common fucking sense retard, not even that guy but fuck you are stupid.

>>14636925
WOW

>>14637878
>being this poor
Wow you saved 2c on your onions. Doubt you'd even save the money a dollar store is more likely to sell produce at a marked up price compared to the average supermarket that just includes fresh produce in their supply chains without a second thought.

>>14636864
You'd whine and shriek like a woman and then your faggot californian ass would get tossed out of the store. Fuck off.

>>14636700
They removed those silly arrows from the floor around here after like three weeks because nobody followed them and people would intentionally scuff them up with their shoes.

Guess you must live in California, OP.

>>14637985
Texan actually and no I wouldn't because my cock is fucking massive and you're a giant faggot. Just for that I'd also laugh LOUDLY in your face after calling you a retard as well.

>>14637993
You'd get tossed because you're a stupid shrieking karen with test like a woman's. I bet you'd also call the cops and then get arrested by them when you start getting hysterical when they don't arrest the other dude. Fucking californians.

>>14637993
>Texan
you aren't Texan, we don't want you here and you will never fit in here...go the fuck back to your shithole commifornia, you're the ones that turned it into that dump, suffer the consequences

>>14636786
nice thesis bro

>>14636786
didnt read your post after i saw "I find your notions quaint and a bit naive." you sound like a faggot

>>14637250
Pretty sure the vast majority of people scoffing at the disease are still alive lmao. You just wouldn't know because it's not in the news. I've not been wearing masks or using hand sanitizer since all this shit began and according to you I should be dead by now.

>>14638003
>>14638007
Seethe more retards born and raised Texan oh and also I'm Mexican so replacing you whiteoid shits ;) can also guarantee I'm quicker on the draw than you hi-point martsharts could ever dream of being.

>>14637993
>Texan
Yeah you're either an Austin faggot or completely full of shit. Open carriers are literally everywhere in Texas and if you just went around harassing them you would've already gotten your ass kicked.

>>14638029
>shitskin masturbating to his own fantasy scenarios
Wow I'm shaking lol

>>14638030
>Austin
Project much? Can promise you I live a more rural area than your suburbanite ass.
>>14638034
Don't forget to shidd and fard

>>14636995
This place has never been about cooking. Eat shit McRetard.

>>14638041
you're a fucking tool dude....I'd stomp your spic ass into the ground if I ever saw you in person

>>14638047
You wouldn't because I'm bigger, stronger, faster and my cock is bigger.

Who let the smoothbrains into /ck/? I'm trying to enjoy my time here.

>>14636732
In America, extreme selfishness is held up as a virtue for maybe 30% of the population.

>Who let the smoothbrains into /ck/? I'm trying to enjoy my time here.

>>14638062
Not to mentioned encouraged by the leadership!

>>14638055

>be american
>see fellow american excercising his right to bear arms
>get shot

>>14638062

strong individuals make a strong society. put your oxygen mask on before the person next to you. buy guns. be in shape.

>>14636732
Americans unironically hate eachother and hope anyone poorer or sicker than them dies if it means they can save $0.00000001

>>14636925
Yeah, I've gotten so much schadenfreude from all the articles coming out about virus deniers dying, or their spouses, even better.
>b-but I thought i-it was a hoa-

>>14636925
only the right cares about "virtue"
>I thought you were soooo tolerant
You were brainwashed. We just like the gays more than you.

>>14637666
If that's the case, wouldn't you want to wear one? Why announce that you won't comply, that's a one way ticket to the camps.

>>14638003
>karen
Karens are the anti-maskers.

>>14638019
Can you please read the thread next time? Thanks.>>14637350

>>14638007
Texas is going purple in 2020, blue in 2024. It's only the ignorant rednecks in the rural areas that vote red.

>>14638162

do you not know what a karen is? a karen is the kind of person who loses their shit on other people minding their own business. anti-maskers arent harassing people with masks on.
karen calls the cops on you for playing with your kid at the playground. karen hates freedom.

>>14638178
No, a karen is an entitled white woman who calls the cops on minorities and screeches about their rights. It's a 100% reddit meme.

>>14638173

only because liberals are leaving the cities they've destroyed for greener pastures that they will destroy with the same policies. it's like muslims who leave war torn shitholes that were ruined because of shitty islamic ideology only to implement same ideology in the new host country.

if it weren't for this and hordes of illegals, texas would still be red. what will the next red stronghold be? i think most likely dakotas/wyoming/montana/idaho

>>14638191

right, a nosy busybody bitch who needs to mind her own business. caring about your personal freedoms doesnt make you a karen.