/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14636034
I ate at a similar type of place but pirate themed and it was pretty good

Dragontail soup didn’t even have real dragon in it. I left a 1-star review on Yelp for false advertising.

Yeah tomato and corn, typical medieval food

>>14636046
They told me it was dragon blood soup and I’d get strong like a knight

>>14636049
Unironically based

pretty bland tbch but you aren't really going for the food
their drinks are pretty nice though
they didn't actually have tomatoes, potatoes, or corn in medieval times but who gives a shit really

My cunt ex drug me there with her 2 kids it was boring as fuck

>>14636066
>her 2 kids
>my cunt ex
>drug me there
>2 kids it was boring as fuck
I can’t imagine how an intelligent alpha with such positive energy could’ve been with a woman who already had kids and lose her.

>>14636034
>Medieval Times
Never been, but it looks like that, or some faggy veggie option are the only meals they offer? Looks kinda mediocre, but I guess it's better that they do one thing good rather than 10 things bad. But I think you're going to MT for the show, and the food is secondary. It bothers the history nerd in me that they offer tomato soup in a Middle Age themed establishment though.

>>14636089
Hope she sees this bro.

>>14636092
Definitely a 3 today
It’s creepy how medieval painters made the cats look more human-like in some images and rat-like in others

>>14636089
I left her ass she recently just got almost beaten to death by her new bf

>>14636117
You both sound like incredibly awful people and remind me why genocide is actually a useful tool for humanities continued progression towards a greater future

>>14636133
I’m doing great but thanks pal

>>14636146
>gets involved with a woman with two kids
>probably acts as a shitty father figure for a short period of time
>more than likely absentee real father
>has to be drug around like a worthless lump just to spend time with them in any way
>probably maintains a negative attitude throughout
>dumps her and reminds the kids that men are absentee loser degenerates who don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves
>sends her running into another relationship where the kids are further traumatized
You are an immoral human being and she is a shitty disgrace of a “woman”. Your mistakes will carry on into the hearts of her children and mar lives further into the future. You are the equivalents of monsters with absolutely no knowledge of your atrocities. The only moral thing for you to do at this point is to lie down and die like the dog you are.

>>14636034
Yes, but it was literally decades ago. It was fine, basically pretty good BBQ without the BBQ sauce.

>>14636158
I do miss one of the kids but apparently they are both distraught now and won’t leave there moms side because she got beaten and say they have ptsd. The one kids father od,d last year too.

>>14636168
>two different fathers
The human suffering in this is all too real, and all too sad. I was wrong. Your only option isn’t to lie down and die, you could establish a connection with the children and serve as a father figure since they’ll never have a real one. Other than that, well, there’s always dying.

>>14636049
and pepsi, typical medieval drink

The food is ok but there is a subtle, unappetizing smell of horse shit permeating the place.

>>14636178
I tried but she won’t let me and I was close to the one kid we were really close for the almost 3 years we dated

>>14636158
>dumps her and reminds the kids that men are absentee loser degenerates who don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves
Not saying the dude isn't a waste of life, but chances are that the mom is a just as big, if not bigger, one. I still see these kinds of women I went to HS that post their train wreck of a life on FB which is pretty much the only reason to still have a FB. Every single one has kids from like 2-3 different fathers, and it's not them, it's just that every man is a piece of shit. But wait, nvm this new guy I met drunk at line dancing night is the bestest man in the whole world. Cut to a year or so and another kid later, and it's rinse at repeat. Like fuck, I get that people get fooled by some sociopathic partner once or twice in their lives, but when every relationship you have is a disaster maybe the common factor is the dumb cunt in the equation.

It was boring. The soup was watery and just tasted like tomatoes and water. The chicken was rubbery. My knight didn't win. 0/10

>>14636221
every relationship she was in she was beaten sexually assaulted etc .. I was the only one who didn’t do any of that stuff . But we did argue quite a bit and she threw a few knives at me

>>14636092
im always a 4

>>14636230
So she got burned out on dickhead chads and decided to try giving the beta hover boy a shot and got bored and frustrated, check.

>>14636034
Never been. Do they have a bar?

>>14636251
Na she didn’t walk all over me I stood my ground I just didn’t like fighting with her in front of the kids they saw enough shit

I went there once. the food was fine, the show was fun. I'd definitely go back at some point

>>14636252
The one I went to did.

>>14636214
Well, sounds like she deserves the ole chopping block for being a waste of space and a producer of suffering and catastrophe for those around her
>>14636221
I realized this, that’s why I said he had a second choice, but from his first post he didn’t sound very enthusiastic about the children’s existence
>>14636230
>>14636251
She’s probably crazy as all fuck and she probably gets beaten trying to do things like throw knives at people, that or she’s just into abusive relationships stemming from an abusive relationship with her parents which, again, the chopping block. Their family line is destined to be a repeating cycle of familial abuse and misplaced anger.

>>14636257
I’m sorry for coming down so hard on you anon, I see now that you are merely another pawn in this woman’s charade of a life. Good luck to you, keep trying to connect with the kids if they would like to, they deserve to have someone who’s not literally insane to talk to.

>>14636266
You hit the nail on the head, her mom was abusive to her and she lost her virginity to rape at a party apparently

>>14636261
Okay I might give it a whirl then, then again, if all they have to eat is the pic, I might stick to the renaissance fair for my get drunk and watch jousting and falconry shows fix.

>>14636283
Typically people who experience things like this tend to pride themselves on not abusing their kids the same way, but then turn around and completely ignore their kids happiness or well-being for their own self-interest. What happened to her is unfortunate and sad, but one day humanity is gonna have to man up and cull all of these “people”. Allowing them to continue the cycle of mental trauma and psychological damage is just the prolonging of suffering, and the prolonging of suffering is equivalent to the creation of suffering.
Maybe we just need to implement eugenics on a wide scale, but something HAS to be done because from what I can tell 90% of families are experiencing this at all times. Maybe even 99%.

>>14636092
going with a 7. Full glutton cat mode.

>>14636301
I say like 95 % of families and kids are fucked from awful parenting, a revolving door of bfs etc

I worked there for almost five years, AMA

>>14636092
>limited options
this is to streamline service for quick turnaround. The food is sort of simple, but it's pretty good imo, especially their chicken. You go for the whole thing, so everything suffers a little bit. It's kind of like going to a theme park.

>the food bothers the history nerd in me
>history nerd
MT isn't for people who know anything about history. Ironically, it tends to attract those kinds of people to work there, so you're more likely to get more historical wanking from talking to the workers than from the show itself. Also, I'm surprised that it's the tomato soup and not the texas toast that gets you.

>>14636296
Its really not worth it

>>14636321
Is it a chain ? And what did you do there

>>14636296
All castles have bars, the stuff's a bit overpriced but you can keep the cups. They have a standard meal which is what was pictured and they have a veggie option which I quite enjoy (but if you get it you'll likely be getting your meal separately so you'll either have to wait or get your shit early, something to consider if you're going with friends).

It's really fun if you're balls drunk or on some other drug. You don't get the fun of wandering around like at faire but it is a bit immersive in their weird anachronistic way, and that's kind of cool imo. I had a guest one time that was on mushrooms, he seemed to be having a good time. They do a little light show too (or did when I worked there) that I don't think they do at ren faires for obvious reasons.

>>14636307
this is why they should teach practical life skills in school like how to do finances and taxes

>>14636345
My dumbass gf did the deluxe package

>>14636323
Echoing this in a sense--never ever ever pay full price for tickets. They're always doing some sort of promotion or even giving away tickets, and likewise you really don't need the upgrades, just go during off-peak (not weekends) and show up early if you want better seats (though I don't think there are really any bad seats, personally).

>>14636340
There are ten castles, mostly in the US but there's one in Toronto (unless they've opened more). I was officially the Master of Swords™, so mostly worked the sword section of the Gift Shop, but I filled in for pretty much every department here and there.

>>14636373
That merch was so overpriced lol and the kids wanted it all

>>14636358
kek of course she did. They really try to sell you the upgrades (and pretty much everything) so I don't blame her too much. It's fine if you have kids or are super normie and can appreciate it.

>>14636381
All they did was call ur name out picture with the queen or some shit

>>14636377
Yep, all the blinking lights, and they send us out to flash them in your face at calculated moments (when it's dark and there's not much going on, in between courses, then again with flags right when things are ramping up). Like I said, it's like a theme park.

Just please don't think too poorly of the retail serfs and wenches. They don't want to be doing it but they're made to.

>>14636394
The queen was cute and I would have fucked her the dude who was narrating was a fat fuck and looked like he lived in a 1 bedroom shack with cats

>>14636389
If you got the deluxe package you probably got extra merch and preferable seating, unless you just specifically paid for just the announcement (which comes with a scroll in addition to the chancellor reading it out). The picture with the queen is extra; everyone gets it taken when you enter the castle and it's another thing they try to sell you.

This is at least the case for when I was there, which was back before the show was changed to the one going on now, so things could have changed since then.

>>14636410
lovely

>>14636194
Ngl the smell of horse piss and shit is comfy and kino

>>14636413
Oh ya we got the scroll thing too and seating ur right . But ya she spent tons of $$ on bs

>>14636358
>>14636381
Looking at the site, you'll pay $90 over $65, but you get added desert, better seats, and some extra memorabilia. It honestly doesn't seem like a bad upgrade. I mean you're already paying a lot for a dumb fun event

After you spend 150$ on drinks the food is fire

>>14636034
the food was chicken and they told us it was fried baby fairy wings or something silly like that. some kid a few rows behind me screamed EWWWWW! I kekked

They had Pepsi in Medieval times?

>>14636514
Like I said in a different post, never pay full price and just go early during off-peak (not weekends or holidays, idealistically on a Tuesday or Wednesday). If the show is small enough (and you're in line early enough) then you can easily get front row seating without paying extra. You should be able to upgrade once you get in the castle if you still want all the material extras.

Also, it's stadium seating so I don't think there's any real bad seats per se. You are closer to the action if you get the royalty upgrade but you also are in the splash zone--rarely they'll kick sand up and sometimes a horse takes a shit right in front of your section and a squire can't clean it up fast enough.

If you have the money to spend and don't want to spend it all on alcohol then you do you, I've catered to plenty of people who were totally enamored, paid for all the bits and bobs and loved it. There are hardcore MT fans out there and the wonder in their eyes is almost invigorating.

>>14636533
having a good server can really make or break your experience. at my castle it was "baby dragon."

>>14636561
pepsi, sierra mist, or water (just ask, they have it I promise). also, plastic cups.

>TFW when the wench tells you the soup will make you strong like a knight

>>14636591
Yeah but like which knight should I bet on

>>14636622
I used to be able to tell you by the order in which they fight in the tournament, but I don't know the new show at all so I can't help you in that. If you make nice with the person who gives you your seating arrangement you could potentially find out, but it's unlikely since they get that question literally multiple times in one show.

>>14636644
My knight got his ass kicked

>>14636649
Not them, but I reckon you should have bet on a different knight.
Hope that helps.

>>14636301
Cringe kid playing psychologist

Went only once with friends while we were are buzzed. We were very rowdy in the stands cheering our knight and booing the others. Our knight won.

>>14636591
>never pay full price and just go early during off-peak
You generally want to go to a show like this during peak times/days. I can't speak for MT in particular because I assume it's a corporation, and has their own policies, but shows like what MT does tend to be their best on packed days. The performers know they are doing to get paid well for the night, and well, they are performers and love what they do, and to have people watching enjoy it. I'm sure the FEMA fags working there love doing that shit for a roaring crowd over a dozen groupon niggers.

>>14636706
Cringe fag being gay

>>14636034
no bullshit, medieval times is the only place that has ever given me food poisoning, cherry on top was my christian scientist grandparents forcing me to go to sunday school the following morning with the food poisoning because they did not believe in my sickness and said church would make me feel better. i remember the food tasting really good and the show was really fun though.

>>14636034
The food was good, my knight got his ass kicked though.

>>14637118
You should've just shat your pants in church. They don't call em PEWS for nothing

>>14637128
ha ha! good one!

>>14636034
To my great disappointment, I was assigned to the section represented by an african american knight. I am not racist but I am OCD about historical accuracy and could not stop perseverating on how out of place he looked in a Medieval European setting. He ended up winning and my girlfriend demanded that we take a picture with him after the show. He put his arm around her in a way that made me very uncomfortable and I think crossed the line (he wrapped his hand around her mid waist). An overall unpleasant experience they I would not repeat.

>>14637240
lmao u should have waited for him in the parking lot

>>14636034
The food was better than I expected. The last time i went was around 2002 or 03 and I ended up getting kicked out because I stood up to cheer and my beer mug flew out of my hand and ended up drenching the waitress

>go to Medieval Times twice in my life
>once as a kid
>once as a college student
>mfw before the show starts they announce every birthday, cub scout group, and anniversary
>they literally go around the entire fucking stadium group by group announcing EVERYONE
I told my friends in Japan about Medieval Times and they don't believe it's a real restaurant. I really have to take them there.

>>14637443
>tfw no Feudal Japanese Times

>>14637457
>tfw no waiter playfully pantomiming seppuku and dumping red curry sauce all over your plate from the "wound"

My friend said he creampied someone at medieval times once, food was good too, bought extras to take home.

>>14637457
Tokyo really does have some great themed restaurants, but nothing on the scale of Medieval Times.

I've been to the Yurei izakaiya, where every day is Halloween, but they unfortunately shut down last year. The waitresses had such cute outfits. I know there are video game and anime cafes and a ninja restaurant but I've never been to those. And from what I've heard the Kabukicho Robot Restaurant is a fucking death trap. A basement jam packed with people where they shoot off live fireworks.

>>14636034
forgot i wanted to go here

>>14636034
Is that a potato and corn? Why is there potato and corn in medieval times?

>>14636034
It's fine, you will be full and nothing is bad, it's just nothing too special. You go to be a rowdy drunk at the evening show. It's the kind of thing you only need to do once, it is fun, but I will not go again any time soon.

>>14636034
Do they eat this stuff, with this kind of waitresses? Count me in.

>>14637545

At least the Sweet'n Low is authentic.

Are the maidens cute? What package lets me take one home to out in my basement?

>>14636034
Really damn good, especially the bisque

>>14636034
Not good, but not bad. It's pretty much like an average catered barbeque. My biggest gripe is that the last time I went they were so slow to bring out my food that I didn't even get it until the show was half over. Bussers started coming around 15 minutes after I got served. I just wanted to eat the chicken. I didn't get to eat half of my chicken. REEE.

>>14636034
ate there when i was in 6th grade
fun place for kids, chicken pretty go (i remember some fag whining because they dont give you forks to eat it with, fuckin casual)

corn was way too starchy wouldnt recommend

Cookie was good bread was good

>>14636116
I don't think those are authentic medieval cat pictures

>>14637240
You ruined this for yourself by not pretending he was a Moor who converted to Christiany during the Crusades and traveled back to England to become knighted and fight in the tournament for your glory.

I’m from the south, Alabama specifically, and this is the first time I’ve ever heard of a restaurant like this. Where the fuck do they have these? Anywhere in the south? Sounds like an adult renaissance fair themed Chuck E. Cheese. I gotta find one

>>14637748
I mean, they are like little theme parks, so they are only going to be in populated areas. So there's one in Atlanta and one in Dallas.

>>14637748

We have one in Kissimmee

>>14636049
I'd rather just have a flagon of wench's breast milk and a plate of raw kill of the day.

>>14636034
yes, the food was terrible. chicken was dry. the show was fun, i enjoyed it.

>>14637800
I did wrestling training at Team 3D's academy in kissimmee in 2011 and I regret not going or hitting up the hundreds of minigolf places around either.

>>14637698
(you) are retarded

>>14637816
fod was good show was trash

>>14638108
No. I'm pretty cool. It's fun to invent ridiculous background stories for the Medieval Times knights. You should try it next time.

>>14636092
Permanent 8

>>14636158
shut the fuck up you massive white knight faggot. Nobody is required to give a shit about another man's nutspawn. Quit gargling Tyrone's cum and grow a fucking pair of nuts and a brain

>>14636034
My faggot knight got his ass kicked and the food was disappointing. But I was drunk so I still had a good time

>>14636713
>>14636876
Cheering doesn't influence who wins, but it does absolutely influence how well they perform the fights. They are performers and there is nothing like a crowd. That being said, the knights and showcast are paid the best in the castle (outside of management) and are going to get paid well regardless of how well they perform.

Not all of them love what they do, but enough do, and you can tell it on their faces. They do respond well to more energy and more energy tends to come from bigger crowds, but I return to what I said earlier about the place being like a theme park: is Disney more fun when you're fighting crowds and dealing with lines or is it more fun when there's few people around?

A fully packed show has less time for workers to cater to your individual interests. This can show when you're getting a lot of bar service or if you want to get more food or drink from your server (the drinks in particular don't flow as freely when the arena is filled with 1,000 people, compared to a small show when if you get on well with your server you might get an extra potato, more bread, drinks outside of the two to three refills you are allowed, etc). A final point is that a full show kind of necessitates showing up early and/or getting special seats. I know I said that there aren't any bad seats before, but there are "nosebleed" seats that are behind the paths that all the workers take. You're sitting high up enough that you can hardly notice them going about in front of you, but it's still pretty far away. These seats are only used when the arena is near completely full.

If you want the energy of a full house there's nothing quite like that in smaller shows, but if you're cheery enough or drunk enough and don't want to fight the crowds then I'd 110% recommend going off-peak. My remark about paying full price applies to any show, peak or off-peak.

>>14637240
OCD about the colour of the skin but not about the costumes being off? Kind of related, in my castle the head knight wouldn't let girls become knights because "muh historical accuracy" but we had a black knight, an asian knight, a brown skinned knight...I think they finally let girls become squires last I checked, and squires are to eventually become knights, but the females in the show part were delegated to falconer and princess (now queen). It was really funny when our black knight played the northsman/barbarian/bad guy; at the end of the old show he's taken away in chains and is whipped by the dungeon guard.

>>14636034
No I'm not a virgin

>>14637443
Sounds like you went to a matinee show to me, or went on one of the rare saturdays that are scout days (the worst).

>>14637457
I think there's a ninja themed restaurant in NYC (if it survived COVID), but it's not at the scale of MT.

>>14637673
they give you boxes and bags to take it home, but it sounds like you got unlucky and either got a new/incompetent server or there was a problem with the kitchens.

>>14637748
If you don't want to go to Kissimmee or Atlanta, there's one in Myrtle Beach too.

>>14638381
I doubt they changed this, but the red and yellow knight is supposed to be canonically from the line of Charlemagne. Apparently the founders are descended from him. The knights used to have historical analogs, but with each new show they get farther and farther from accuracy, and since I haven't seen the new show I can't comment on how far they've strayed from the truth.

>>14636034
very mediocre

>>14636049
this

>>14638481
That’s why you shouldn’t get involved with some bitch with kids
It’s never worth it, you’re harming children psychologically for some pussy you probably could’ve lived without, and you had enough red flags to show you that other people couldn’t deal with it either.

>Medieval
>Turkey and sweetcorn
????

>>14639248
chicken, and the corn was for the matinee shows but I think they've changed it. before corn became a staple they'd give you a barbequed rib instead.

also, potatoes, texas toast, and tomato bisque. the height of historical accuracy.

>>14639258
oh well if it works it works, guess you can't just serve gruel and loaves of rye bread

>>14639262
need to appeal to a diverse audience that has an american's understanding of history and culture, so it's medieval because you eat with your hands and the food is relatively simple. I guess to be fair, medieval america had potatoes and corn (nevermind that the show is meant to take place in 1092 spain)

>>14639278
Well historical inacurracy side I suppose it's quite the spectacle nonetheless and I sure do like potatoes

>>14636092
rolling

>>14639278
>medieval america had potatoes and corn
well yeah, but this restaurant isn't mayan-themed

>>14639283
I think it's worth doing at least once, especially if you have the money for drink and/or have kids.

>>14639297
and there weren't european civilizations in medieval america either (as far as we know). the joke was made and you got it, friend.

>>14636158
holy seething incel

Have a friend that works there and he’s gotten free tickets a few times, it’s fun and the food is fine. I do recommend you bring a flask or something if you plan on drinking, drinks are expensive as fuck

>>14636049
Do you think tomatoes and corn are a new invention? They used to pelt tomatoes at people all the time. Do you ever watch TV?

>>14636034
Bad inaccurare food, and I'm pretty sure the stoned black dude with dreadlocks serving me was annoyed with my comments on the historicity and his appearance.

>>14639130
Yeah. And it was packed. I wasn't going to ask for a box for the food like a doofus. At a regular restaurant I woud have. All good. It was still fun.

How do I become a knight ?

>>14639520
the good servers come around with boxes as a matter of course, it's unfortunate that you didn't get similar treatment. glad you enjoyed yourself though

>>14639543
>be attractive, fit, male, and have long-ish hair
>start as a squire if they let you
>start anywhere else if they don't
>if you aren't a squire become a squire asap
>perform well as a squire
???
profit

at least at my castle we only really hired people who knew people who already worked there, so an extra helpful step would be to make friends with someone who already works there.

>>14636034
Literally decades ago. I'm an oldfag. It was OK I guess?

I almost got arrested there because I was drunk and the knight tried putting his arm on my wife for the picture after the show

>>14636092
Roll

>>14636092
If you aren't a 4 you're wrong

>>14639568
Based

>>14636034
Always wanted to go since watching the Cable Guy

How does it compare with Excalibur’s Tournament of Kings?

>>14639738
looks to be quite similar from your picture. no jesters though.

>>14636194
this.
Went there for the first time a few years ago and the smell of horses turned me off from eating.

>>14639738
Hope you didn't pay full price for that glass of ice with some diluted coke in it.

>>14636043
Fuck yeah. That sounds way better. Were there sword fights and shit?

>>14636055
>>14636046
>You can't handle my dragon soup. My soups are too strong for you, traveler.

>>14639804
>noo how dare you want to keep your drink cold, don't you know they're ripping you off?!

>>14639810
Do you not know anything about volume?

You only need 2 or 3 cubes.

>>14639738
That looks based

>>14639816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoIH01G0izg

>>14636092
rollith

>>14636092
Why does the cat have a pecker in its mouth?

>>14639804
Who the hell pays for soft drinks at a restaurant?

>>14636049
lol shut up nerd

>>14640475
Most people?
Not sure what you're getting at. You think drinks are free? Drinks are typically the main income for restaurants.

>>14636049
hehehe

Imagine paying $40 for half a dried chicken, half a baked potato, a small piece of corn and a scoop of tomato soup.

>iT's NoT aBoUt ThE fOoD
>yes it is

>>14639440
Not in medieval times

>>14636034
It’s good. Especially the soup and chicken.

>>14640840
Well to be fair for a show it isn't mainly about the food.
I went to a Fawlty towers dinning experience, the food was generally shit.
Still cost 60.

>>14636034
Not as good as pirates dinner adventure

I went there a few times as a kid and I remember it being fun. The last time I went was maybe 8 years ago for my nephew’s birthday. Not as fun as I remembered but at least this time I could drink. They did this thing where the knights throw roses into the audiences for a maiden to catch and I managed to catch one which was neat.

Also, nothing is more medieval than a frozen strawberry daiquiri in a plastic glass.

>>14641162
Oh also, I don’t know of this is in all the establishments, but the one I went to in Lyndhurst, NJ has a “Museum of Torture” exhibit in the building. It’s basically a gallery of medieval torture devices. Pretty surprised they would include this in a family friendly establishment. They even had a breast ripper on display.

>>14641198
They have them in all of the castles I know of, it's one of the more surprisingly accurate parts of the whole thing.

in florida years ago it was an Arabian Nights version they gave you steak.. instead a chicken to eat with your hands..

>>14636034
had an authentic medieval dish before. Was a weird cinnamon kinda sweet rabbit cream stew with nuts in it. Almost tasted like pumpkin pie flavored. Pumpkin pie flavored rabbit. was 1/5

>>14641138
where is this at

>>14636373
i bought a wooden sword in medieval times toronto when i was 12 or smth. then i painted it for my link halloween outfit. good times

>>14637240
>Represented by a Moore
>Got Othello'd
Seems pretty accurate to me desu.

>>14636034
sadly no i haven't

>>14636194

This is basically what all populated cities smelled like for thousands of years.

No wonder the rich sought to build huge estates outside of the city.

>>14636158
Based

>>14643506
Thats what populated cities still smell like.

>>14636034
We went there when I was 11 or so and I remember I really liked their vegetable soup. Also blue guy won

>>14636034
when I was like 4, it was alright

>>14640286
it's circumcised
the Jew fears the feline

>>14639308
>and there weren't european civilizations in medieval america either (as far as we know)
Ever hear of Leif Erikson? There are authentic scandinavian runestones as far south as Oklahoma.

>>14639810
They come out of the fountain cold though, why people put ice in fountain drinks baffles me.

>>14641534
if i had to guess, orlando

>>14639108
>if you get on well with your server you might get an extra potato

I hadn't eaten for a while by the time I ate there so I was super fucking hungry. Maybe that influenced it but I thought the food was actually pretty good. The performance was campy as hell though.

>>14643574
Except now the piss and shit comes from people.

>>14636034
No, because I wasn't alive back then.

>>14636034
I went there once during a school trip 15 odd years ago. The food was bland and barely warm.

>>14636049
That was typical food in north american medieval castles. Hollywood told me so.

>>14637530
been at the robot restaurant saw no fireworks but fuck me it was amazing best experience ever unironically the workers were super nice to me as well i think they were kinda interested in me as well because i am danish and super ginger but maybe their just super talkative who knows fucking great people gave me a free massive buckets of caramel popcorn

>>14643602
I know of Leif Erikson, but you may note I said civilizations (not settlements or encampments), and added "as far as we know."

To be fair I did have an american education, but I've not learned of any nordic civilization in the americas. If you know of any, please point me to where I can find more information on them.