/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14708436
no

>>14708442
based cheesed to meet you poster

Yes. Grilled cheese without a slice of this is shit.

>>14708436
Yes, it's a cheese product made from cheese.

>>14708436
No but this is

>>14708436
technically yes

it's made from cheese scraps that are combined with chemicals to make them melt more uniformely

>>14709416
>to make them melt
That's a myth anon. American cheese product does not melt

>>14709296
>flavored imitation pasteurized process cheese """""food"""""

>>14709826
>mmmnnngnngngngngnnoooooooooool!!!!!! YOU CAND GALL DAT JDGEEEEEEZZZEEEEE!!!!

>>14709296
Do euros really eat cheese flavored with american jizz?

>>14708436
Can't you read? It's a pasteurized prepared cheese product™.

>>14708436
i don't care, it's tasty on burgers.

I fucking hate that the australian version is different.

they are white and have no flavour. mcdonalds has the american kind made just for their burgers but it's not sold to the public.

Saving.

>>14708436
Does it say cheese on the label? if not then no

Euorpoors just made that we have such a technologically advanced cheese. It is perfect for melting, lasts fucking forever, and tastes great on any sandwich.

You know if europoors invented this shit they would claim it is some sort of technological wonder that was only created due to their history of cheese making.

no, but this is

>>14709416
oh no not the evil chemicals! CHEMICALS! CHEMMMMMMCALS! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Look at all these American simpletons who think there is anything of value on their pasteurized cheese product.
Imagine feeling attached to something so objectively bad, imagine letting this attachment cloud your judgment to the point you feel the need to defend it.

There is nothing good about American cheese. The color is a calculated shade brought by an immature expectation of what cheese should look like, and achieved trough artificial means. Its only reason to be is some food scientist thinking to himself "Well, this is what cheese looks like, right?"
The flavor is a mix of placebo and regret. While freshness or careful aging create the complex flavors of cheese, this American parody lacks such privileges, whatever aroma it may have is purely coincidental, whatever illusion of flavor it may posses is only due to the dopamine high Americans get when eating something fatty.
The texture is like softened wax, because that is what it most likely is. It covers your mouth in a plastic-like fatty layer that Americans love confusing for enjoyment.
And by far the most pathetic argument I see repeated over and over again, the fact it melts. The characteristic often posted as the sole redeeming quality is something shared by almost all substances in the world, that things soften when hot. Almost all cheeses melt, not that you would want to as different cheeses are meant to be eaten at different temperatures. But the ones that are often melted are superior, they impart great flavor, fat and texture, just look at mozzarella with its milky flavor and stringy texture even after melted. American cheese only serves as a brightly colored layer of fat, might as well top your burgers with some butter, you will get much better results that way.

American cheese is the margarine of cheese. A publicity stunt for a cost-cutting measure that Americans ate right up and now feel a worthless sense of nostalgia for.

>>14709438
Do americans really put mexican language on their products?

>>14712754
¿Qué quieres decir, Señor?

>>14712746

Go eat your maggot infested cheese

>>14712783
I mean do americans really?

>>14712800
Sí, señor, los gringos de verdad

>>14712818
Based aztecposter

>>14708436
Oh, this thread again.
You are a fucking spamming faggot

>>14712822
That bastardized form of spanish is NOT Aztec, and neither are the mongrel conquistador bastards spawned from them hundreds of years ago.

>>14708436

>>14708436
The best cheese in the world. It’s the only kind I will eat. Other cheese “products” are incredibly disgusting. Imagine eating something that tastes like mold. Puke. American cheese is best by itself or served on a platter with various other snacks like chili dogs or pizza rolls. Yum

>>14708436
It's not cheese, it's a "Processed Cheese Product"

>>14708436
The only thing these are used for is grilled cheese. Or on a burger. That’s about it

>>14712925
So siento mucho, ¿Es esta forma de la Lengua Castellana más de tu agrado?

>>14708436
It’s a cheese food, by weight it’s 51% cheese or more.

Deli Deluxe is 100% cheese

how do i get mcdonalds style singles? thats good and yellow like that
the only stuff sold near me is more like burger king singles, that's all orange and doesn't melt quite the same

>>14713317
That 50 foot long aisle of garbage plastic cheese is so cringe. How many different variations of plastic cheese do you fucking need.

>>14708436
dick cheese is cheesier

>>14712746
this was written by a faggot but it is true.

>>14708436
No. It says so on the package.

>>14712746
I wouldn't put any other cheese on a burger though. I hate when a burger place tries to be fancy by using something like an extra-mature cheddar. Which melts terribly and the flavour is off.

>>14708436
legally, no
"Pasteurized prepared cheese product" is mostly cheese and other dairy products added to reach a particular consistency and flavor.

yes but i make my own
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGKiWQnMJc

>>14713715
bribe a mcdonalds employee

>>14713816
im gay btw, not sure if that matters

Like Nazi fuel was 'gas'. Yes. Hydrogenation doesn't change the effect.

>>14708436
Even the packaging says it's not cheese.

>>14714511
Clearly you're jealous and out of your league. You might want to try again against someone that gives a shit about your jealous bullshit, that is someone who gives a shit about you, you pathetic jealous foreinger. Keep on with your bullshit blaming a nation not even 250 years old for your problems from nations thousands of years old, you come across as morons.
Get over yourselves, you pathetic fools.

>>14708436
Is cheese milk? No, its a milk product.
That is a cheese product.

>>14709841
O B S E S S E D

How does it feel to have europeans living rent free in your head?