/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14743865

It's LIT

>>14743865
McDonald's loves to repackage shit already on their menu to rip you off. If I remember, they had a lawsuit a few years ago where "value meals" would cost more than buying the things individually.

Why the fuck would anyone ever ask for extra ice

>>14743874

STRAIGHT UP

>>14743865
It's basically just a "promo" with a fuck ton of advertising. It's saving $1...maybe 2, I forget, to get a bacon quarter pounder combo, and a free extra bbq sauce pack. If you ask, or use the app, you can just customize the condiments to your liking.

>>14743874
I would order this stuff just to try it but its not really a limited time thing if you think about it. Just ask them to add lettuce and bacon and order a bbq sauce.

>>14743889
>get more ice goyim, that cool nigger over there likes to

>>14743865
>extra ice

>>14743907
>with ice
wow such innovation. just pay some faggot to use his name on designer menu hack.

>>14743889
Euros have to ask, and get charged extra, because margins are so thin that freezing water is a burden on their economy.

>>14743865
Could be worse

>>14743865
>it's a classic, made iconic
by, get this, adding, and you are NOT going to believe this, lettuce, and, I fucking swear to god, bacon, no lie, to a burger.

>>14743889
Its a Sprite thing, it makes it fizzy as fuck

>>14743926
OP here, I shouldve just made this a thread about shitty promotions in general.

I guess having the toppings hit your taste buds in a slightly different order could be an interesting change but holy fuck BK put some sort of special ingredient in that.

>>14743935
dont forget the BBQ sauce for your fries + tip

>>14743874
I hear Travis Scott's ad lib when I see it's lit so, makes sense enough.

>>14743889
>>14743907
black people like to chew ice, I never learned why but I swear it's a thing

>>14743958
Kek anon this post made me laugh.
You seem so spooked out by the matter.

>>14743958
mcdonalds ice isnt even the good chewy kind

>>14743907
It's to easily sip out a quarter of the Sprite and chill down the codeine when you pour it in to make lean. Love that McDonalds is making it easier for kids to do this.

>>14743969
I feel like abusing cough syrup is old fashioned now but I don't really know, are they still doing that?

>>14743865
Honestly I like it because it saves some money at $6 and not a bad upgrade to a usual QBC

>>14743978
how profound are the savings? i dont live in burgerland so i cant order and see the final price.

>>14743975
Getting fucking leaned out isn't going to go out of style

>>14743958
they also like to fill 2 liter bottles with their piss and shit then put a balloon over the top and then let it ferment until the balloon swells up so they take it and literally take a snootful and then go shoot each other, look up JENKEM

>>14743865
The Travis Scott Meal is $2 cheaper than what you'd pay if you ordered it normally

>>14743874
fr fr

>>14743999
It comes to around $2.50 if I remember correctly

>>14743924
you might not have gotten any (you)s so far but this is a pretty good b8post anon, dont get discouraged

>>14744028
citation needed sweetie

>>14744077
>>14744038
ok not too shabby, guess if you were feeling like a regular bacon qp you could get them to hold the lettuce and give you a regular amount of ice.
>mfw they try to jew me for the extra sprite

>>14743939
Found the fellow who "looks like" Travis Scott

>>14744028
That sounds pretty based

The Quarter BLT is better than anything on my countries McDonald's menu, fuck chicken sauce though.

>Oh, and ask for extra ice

>Don't burn down our stores, niiggers, look it's Twavis :3 yayy
and it worked

>>14743865
bait but the fish you're trying to hook is, "That's the point", it's (allegedly) the way this guy WOULD order off the regular menu. It's cheap PR, at least, for the supplychain albeit probably pretty expensive for the marketing team.

>>14744147
+ tip

>>14744028
Lol nobody in US huffs Jenkem except a few weird white people who learned about it on the internet. The rest are people in Africa who are too poor to buy literally any other intoxicant

>>14744190
They probably had some unnamed promotion already budgeted for a while and didn’t want to do some other fall promotion because of corona or something. Any company as big as mcdicks doesn’t pull things out of a hat and everything has super long planning and lead times.

>>14744078
No ((yous)) for you either, you poor europoor, maybe one day, if you try really hard and and save every penny, you might just get one.

>ask for extra ice so we can give you even less of your moneys worth of sugar water
The nerve

>>14743865
Yes, because I'm a completely unoriginal hack who hasn't made my own perfect combo that suits my own tastes by the time I'm in my mid-20's.

Fuck Travis Scott. Shit rapper too. Check THIS shit out:

>Double quarter pounder with bacon
>Add tomatoes and tartar sauce
>Large fries with ketchup/mayo
>Large coke

Travy Scott can suck my dick, I don't need someone to tell me how to make a fucking burger, I can make my own burger, and it'll fit MY tastes.

>>14743889
Because extra ice is added to sprite when you drink lean so you can sip for over an hour and it’ll still be cold.

>>14743865
Who the heck is Travis?

Did they also have a "Ray Kroc" meal?

>>14743865
Ehh it's cheaper than getting it separate why not.

>>14744610
More like a RAY CROCK OF SHIT!

BWAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>14744121
Nah nigga nah

>>14743874
if you know, you know.
straight up!

>>14743958
People who chew ice usually have low iron. Could be due to shitty diets.

>>14744854
It's not 1920 anymore, no one has iron deficiency pica, it's almost always metal illness related. Ignoring the US even, the civilized world is sooo fucking fat, nutritional deficiencies are pretty much non-existent.

>>14745002
>the civilized world is sooo fucking fat, nutritional deficiencies are pretty much non-existent.
poor baby has no idea why people get fat
>hurrr CICO
while you're struggling with getting angry over basic arithmetic the rest of us have moved on to algebra, a well known islamic invention

>>14745022
>poor baby has no idea why people get fat
people eat too fucking much, what the fuck is your point you retarded faggot?

>>14744854
I used to like chewing ice a lot but it was probably just from living in a place that's always hot and humid.

>>14743865
covid

Desperate and successful attempt to get fortniggas away from Popeyes and Wendy's

>>14743865
I was ordering that exact thing exclusively back in 2009

>>14745002
>no one has iron deficiency
idiot

>>14743958
Chewing ice is only for STRONG chiseled jaw Chad's, WEAK jawlets will never no the PLEASURE

>>14743865
That's the idea, you're eating his order. This is the order he gets whenever he goes to McDonalds.

>>14743865
>ask for extra ice
Is there anything worse than places you don't fill your own drink? They're literally told to fill 1/3 with ice at least all drinks are a dollar at Mcdonalds

>>14743865
its just chimp pandering. literally every company is obsessed with this shit now.

>>14743889
So you get less soda
Which is retarded because the profit margin on drinks is already through the roof

>McDonald's want to sell burgers and decide to do a campain where they exploit modern day pop culture and use an artist who's very popular among young people
>it works
>faggots on the Internet go WHYYYYY WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS NOOO HE CAN'T BE POPULAR I NEVER HEARD OF HIM THEY CAN'T DO THIS BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE HIM

>>14746348
but the soda you do get is colder. thats a show of opulence

>>14745002
>It's not 1920 anymore, no one has iron deficiency pica
Pregnant women and people with kidney disease.

>>14745905
What happened in 2010 anon?

>>14743874
God damn I hate Americans so fucking much

>>14743865
Because... it snaps.

>>14744028
BUTT HASH

Jack Miller, Fox 30 News.

>>14744338

>>14743894
The brilliant thing is they picked literally the only black entertainment figure in the world right now that has two white names but is still niggerish enough to pull in the hood. This would never work with ja’quaan muhammad derobinson meal.

>>14746848
>le registered democrat face

>>14746784
I grew up

>>14746851
Yo can I get the Shanqueefa Lavontravis M'Bakuyega meal please, extra bison senpai

>>14743889
How is extra ice even possible? They already fill your fucking cup to the top with it by default.
t. used to work fast food

>>14747211
They cram it down with an unwashed hand and scoop in more

>>14744028
>he's never had a saturday night jenk

>>14744028
Do Americans really not wake and jenk?

I literally could not name a single song this man has made aside from sicko mode, and even then I only recall the drake part. Who the fuck is this guy and why is he suddenly in Fortnite and McDonald's promotions?

>>14747315
This but with literally every face tattoo nigger beats """artist"""" that blows up and then is shot to death or overdoses a year later. What is wrong with zoomers

>>14743926
>>14743865
Good lord is really that easy to get Americans buy crap? I mean is a normal ass burger you could and probably buy every day but that name on the front makes them sales even bigger
Such a good goy country ineed

>>14747213
kek thats why sprite at mcdonalds always has that slight taste of the grease dirt under your fingernails

>>14744179
Gotta control their golems somehow. Keep em happy and fat.

>>14746715
Then ask for a cup of ice only there you have your drink cold as you like it

>>14747315
>>14747325
Internet.

>>14743865
The only good thing Travis Scott ever did was that awesome song during the Sonic end credits

>>14743865
Whomst the fuck is Travis Scott? Some kind of negro that gets payed too much to chase a ball?

>>14743865
Americans are really the most pathetic race on the planet

>>14743865
I ordered this on the app and when they brought it out to me at curbside I opened up the bag and there was a noose inside.
Pic related, it's the actual noose I kept as evidence. My friend Jussie was in the passenger seat and saw the whole thing.

>>14747488
Based, take the hint anon kys

>>14746833
Ye guv dose Americans 'ave real foul slang, ovuh 'ere we calls it wickeddddddddddd

>>14743865
honestly just let the country burn and start over

> McDonald's is running out of burgers due to the massive popularity of the Travis Scott Meal

>>14744011
Sure but getting lean is way harder than it used to be

>>14747550
Well they had one mission and they accomplished it millions of dead brain americans falled for that and bought 2 quarter pound more than they would buy normally

>>14747423
Wow man you're such an independent thinker.

>>14747582
>watching nigger collision and worshipping celebrities is peak individualism
Go be a NPC nigger apologist somewhere else.

>>14747582
Whomst

>>14747586
My NPC brain can't handle your trailblazing thoughts. Keep going.

>>14745992
cant fill your own drink in a drive thru

>>14743901
basically this. my go-to order is just a quarter pounder meal anyways so i can just save $2 and take the bacon off.

>>14747813
>>14747582
>Wow man you're such an independent thinker.

>going along with popular opinions crafted by mainstream media in order to undermine an entire civilization through mind control and the power of suggestion is peak individualism and the sign of an open mind and huuuge intellect

Niggers are trash in Africa, people who were never slaves because their culture and civilization(if you can call it that) are trash. They are impulsive and can't plan for the future or weigh the consequences of their actions because they never had to. They are different than Europeans or Asians in fundamental ways. And no amount of finger pointing or coddling is going to remedy the fundamental deficiencies that cause the plague of ignorance, violence, and poverty that follow them wherever they go. This is a demonstrable fact.

>>14748036
Yeah but are they lit

>>14747348
Blacks don't count

>>14743865
Is he a rapper? If so how much of a bigger sellout can you be?

>>14748216
Because rappers are known for their integrity and high class palate?

>>14743874
Last time I took fries I just took half of it

>>14743865
it's called marketing

>>14743958
more like smoke it

>>14746833
kys

>>14748036
Oh man, that never crossed my mind. What other strawmans are you fighting?

>>14743889
Wouldn't this only be a think at the drive through though? Every McDonald's I've been to has self serve drinks.

>>14746848
>Voter Registration: (D)

>>14744028
I used to huff gasoline as a kid

>>14744084
>He's never heard of Jenkem
How new are you lad?

Niggers and zoomies

>>14749180
this isn't lit! hol up, vibe checkin this anon straight up

>>14749277
Let me be real here... it SLAPS.

>>14747488
STRAIGHT UP

>>14747315
I swear to kek I thought Travis Scott was the dindu they shot in a fast food parking lot

>>14743865
>Hey you know how the cup is always so full of ice that after 5 minutes your coke already starts tasting watery? Yeah I would like more of that

>>14746871
>>14748835
>You probably belong to the largest American political party!
Yes, that's how statistics work.

>>14749395
If you know, you know, and you don't.

>>14749449
No, that guy is a literal Democrat registered voter and yet his face is being used to say 'Hah hah right wingers look like this'.

>>14748566
No McDonald’s has had self serve drinks since Covid, employees have to serve it now.

>>14743902
>>get more ice goyim, that cool nigger over there likes to
I was at McDonald's earlier this week and they seriously out of Sprite because of how many people are getting this thing
and they should be using LESS of it, too, because of the extra ice bit
people are so fucking retarded

>>14743962
>spooked

>>14744342
actual answer

>>14747550
>>14747579
I guaranfuckingtee you they had a warehouse full of frozen burgers or bacon that was a year off from going bad somehow, and the whole point of this promotion was to make sure they got rid of it and didn't take a loss.
why the fuck else do you offer a basically normal menu item for lower than normal menu price? if time isn't an issue, you'll sell your inventory eventually anyway, and make more money than you would creating an artificial demand for it
and then you market it to blacks, the obviously stingiest demo of your market? they're unloading product that's about to lose them money

>straight up
>dive into
>if you know, you know

What marketing nigger came up with this stupid shit

>>14751575

Middle-aged BLM Karen or fag. Same department that came up with their "I'd hit it" campaign a few years ago.

>>14743962
>spooked
are you autistic or a lefty or both? serious question.

>>14749310
Youre thinking of XxXxXxXxXxXtenTantentantionioñ

the shills are becoming more bold, this is concerning...

>>14743865
is this americas biggest issue right now?

>>14751636

Just imagine if someone suggested replacing the BBQ sauce with 'Vark...

>>14751626
No he doesn't you faggot, he thinking of that guy who got shot recently, after the protests started

>>14751649
we solved everything else

>>14751649
No but for always obsessing foreigners like you it is.

>>14751762
You mean Lil Stretch? Or Young Bleep?

>>14751785
MC Shortcock

>>14743958
It's a form of pica caused by iron deficiency.
>>14745964
Start eating steak once or twice a week and try to tell me this gay shit again.

>>14743924
Underrated post

>>14743882
how can that be a law suit?

>>14743882
I hope that suit was thrown out.

The value meal costs more because you are paying extra to say "Meal 1" instead of "such and such burger and such and such fries and such and such drink"

>>14752685
>The value meal costs more because you are paying extra to say "Meal 1" instead of "such and such burger and such and such fries and such and such drink"
is this your brain on libertarianism?

>>14752685
It was advertised that i was buying a "such and such burger and such and such fries and such and such drink" and not so that I could say "meal 1"

>>14744084
Google is a thing "sweetie." Sorry you don't have the option to down-vote someone on this site because their post wasn't up to your standards.

>>14744084
Here you go sweetie

>>14743969
pffft as if kids have the money or the connections to find pints nowadays
t. flipped pints for the past 5 years

>>14743874
LA FL
LA FLAME

>>14743865
Honestly this was maybe the biggest waste of a marketing opportunity in the last 20 years.

McDick's could've used this as their golden chance to make the McGangbang a legit menu item (without the extra bread though, just take a double cheeseburger and a mcchicken patty and throw them together )...but they just decided to be unoriginal as piss.

>>14747315
He also wrote 3500 which is a banger, unironically

>>14743926
>Sorry but the whopper you guys sold me was right side up in the bag, i specifically ordered the upside down whopper. Where is the manager

>>14743874
GET KRUNK BEYATCH YAYUH

>>14751785
Yeah Young Bleep, that's the one

>>14743950
The nice thing is the packaging was styled like their old logo so it at least had some genuine nostalgia bait not just promotional

>>14744179
Black people don’t care about Travis dumbass. Only white boys fuck with him.