/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14779488
damn those are some fat fuckin honkers

>>14779488
Sorry, ranking = placing, I'm on mobile

>>14779488
Sometimes it depends.
Some places like Kroger are dicks to their cashiers on how fast they can get through a customer. Literally the moment your customer card, or an item is scanned at Kroger checkout, the cashier is timed until the receipt prints. Kroger can actually fire cashiers if they're over a certain median speed. In those cases, it's better to put up your ranking items for them.
If it's a place like a smaller end store, or your average Walmart, then it really doesn't matter.

>>14779525
big if true, that's fuckin brutal

>>14779488
pay the cashier in pennies to troll everyone waiting in line

>>14779537
>not giving them the rolls of pennies with a few missing from the end

>>14779533
It is true, I worked there for a little bit. Shit honestly sucked because the companies' biggest focus is "The customer first! Be super fuckin' nice cause we Midwest." but how the fuck am I supposed to do that when I'm practically rushing people in order to stay on top of my bullshit numbers?
There are better stores, thankfully. I'm just not very good socially, admittedly.

>>14779507
Primo tiddies

>>14779488
>it makes it easier for the grocer to understands what products are mine and what are not
Does your supermarket not have dividers?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Checkout_divider
I bet you don't bag your own groceries either

I always bring my own canvas bags and use self checkout, I'm not a sperg I've just had times where I played on the phone while the baggers did their thing only to realize they put eggs and peaches on bottom and rice, milk and cat food on top.

Also much less about etiquette, but please use reusable or paper bags when you shop.

>>14779555
>It is true
fucking sweet im gonna do everyything i can to slow them down to get some dumb wagy fired thx for info

>>14779488

Do do that. It comes off lazy and it's more inconvenient for the cashier. That's what the little separation stick is for dipshit. Does gen z really not know that? For fuck sake.

>>14779557
>>14779488
duck! did she eat all the eggs?

>>14779646
No, recycling is a spook

>>14779750
funny you say that because asians on american diets usually have larger tits than white or black girls.

>>14779659
They removed seperation sticks because of COVID

>>14779804
>post covid shopping
Then you shouldn't be at the register when someone else is there and op is still a selfish, lazy asshole

>>14779845
I don't care, your health is your responsibility not mine I could care less if you die, I have an N95 mask that protects me but does nothing to protect anyone else around me and I wouldn't have it any other way

>>14779792
It's not because of recycling, it's because the mouth breathing store workers dont know how to bag items to save their life. Every time someone else bags my groceries they inevitably put the scallions on the bottom crushing the shit out of them. Fuck them, a trained monkey could do their job better.

>>14779853
>does nothing to protect anyone else around me
But that's wrong, Anon.

>>14779914
Shut up moralfag, they can stay home and order grocery delivery if they're so scared.

>>14779654
You're gonna die from covid soon anyway boomer so it's not like you'll get someone fired

>>14779488
>it makes it easier for the grocer to understands what products are mine and what are not,

what third world grocery store do you frequent that doesn't have dividers

>>14779853
You're wrong on both counts. The main thing that mask does is protect others. You're protecting them a little better than cloth wearers around you but not by a ton. Moreover unless you're wearing goggles you're still unprotected since it can just as easily go through your eyes as your mouth and nose.

You're also sub-human though so I'm not shocked this flew over your head.

>>14779965
They took these away at my local stores because of "covid".

Meanwhile every single person uses the same unwashed keypad for their credit card. Shit is so dumb and pointless.

>>14779974
No you're regurgitating basic shit on masks, the N95 does nothing to protect others, the main it does is protect ME

>>14779965
>using cuck dividers

if my cashier can't remember what's mine that's their problem

>>14779557
>doesn't wear strapless bra
gutter trash

>>14779799
Based hormones in the water

>>14780039
Show me the sorts of bras she should be wearing.

Some nice dumplings.

>>14779983
Lol.

You're utterly retarded, thanks for doubling down. I hope Murrica continues to spiral out of control, you idiots are quite something.

Siew Pui Yi btw.

>>14779488
Self checkout and be sure to neatly stack your basket when you are done.

>>14779488
•If you ask an associate whether something is in the back, wait for them to return, don't leave and ask someone else.

• Please provide room for other people to walk. For example, park your buggy to the side, rather than in the middle of an aisle, or sideways.

•Don't get mad at associates because the store happens to be out of stock. Most stores have automated POS systems, very little ordering is done at store level.

• If you no longer want an item that is refrigerated/frozen, please find an associate who can return it to its proper location. If it is left out and warmed, it will be thrown away.

• If you have a large quantity of items when checking out, please wait for a belt, rather than use a self check. Those are intended for more minimal purchases.

•Please return your buggy to the cart corral when you are finished in the parking lot.

>>14779853
>I have an N95 mask that protects me but does nothing to protect anyone else around me and I wouldn't have it any other way
Unless it has an exhalation valve you bought the wrong thing.

>>14780197
seethe more irrelevant 4th world shit-stain. Worry about your own irrelevant country.

>>14780253
>If you ask an associate whether something is in the back, wait for them to return

But I know you're just sitting down and looking at your phone for 15 minutes before walking back

>>14779990
>I'm a special snowflake. You should remember me and my things
How are the supposed to remember when they were checking out the previous customer's order while you were putting your groceries on the belt?

>>14779537
I went to grocery store today and yhis fat fucking bitch slob cunt took 20 mins to check out 3 separate orders of less than 15 items total in the express line.
>uh yes 2 packs of marlboro red kings in a box pls i want to pay separately in cash.
You stupid fat fuck pay all in one order and give her your cash god i wanted to kill this disgusting blob excuse of a human being. On the bright side she will have a heart attack and die in a year or two but not untill after she makes thousands of people disgruntled.

>>14780290
not him but I have about 4 boxes of these masks left and have used them every time I go out. I was told these were the best.

>>14779488
I used to place my whole packed bin on the belt and I was asked enough times to unpack it that I stopped doing so. Maybe if it's a small amount of things it wouldn't matter enough to comment on but for a basket full of things, I see it as unnecessary work for the cashier, and usually if they're trying to bag it with delicate-items-on-top-sturdier-items-on-bottom, usually they'd unload my pack in opposite order thus making it unintuitive for them to do a good job, as opposed to seeing the whole belt and being able to bag as they see fit with a decent idea of what's ultimately going into it.

>>14780329
Anything rated as N95 (or KN95) minimizes airborne exposure to the wearer from outsides sources of CV19 particles.

Anything that covers your mouth and nose will minimize the airborne exposure surrounding persons have to CV19 particles originating from you. Unless it has has an exhalation valve because exhalation valves don't have an integrated filter. Therefore every time you exhale you are (potentially) exposing your surroundings to any CV19 in your breath.

Point being that if anon really wanted to maximize his protection at the "expense" of everyone around him he needs a mask with a valve. If you believe in that voodoo shit, anyway.

>>14780329
these are actually like 0% effective (not 0 but very, very low) in terms of preventing your particles from going outward to others, they're excellent for construction purposes like not trying to inhale respirablecrystallinesilica, but covidwise, useless for protecting others (which is the true purpose of the masks, moreso than protecting oneself)

>>14780389
I wear a P100 respirator with valve. :^)

>>14779488
>he places his whole basket on the belt without unloading it
Former cashier here, fuck you. This gives us extra work because now we have to reach UP and OVER your faggot basket with all your shit in it instead of simply reaching right to grab the next item to scan. It slows us down majorly.

>it makes it easier for the grocer to understands what products are mine and what are not
That's what the plastic dividers are for you fucking nigger

>>14779557
This picture clears it up. They're nice, but half as big as they look, if that.

>>14780253
>If you ask an associate whether something is in the back, wait for them to return, don't leave and ask someone else.
Unless you happened to ask me 5 minutes before I clock out for my shift in that case I already snuck out the back doors on the other side of the store towards the front so I can clock out and leave. Sorry pal, get somebody else to look for a 12 pack of diet Shasta in the back room.

>>14780419
We need a cleanup on aisle 3 Mr. Wei G.

>>14779488
>>14779557
I want her to sit on my face

>>14780295
I'm in a first world country where there's very little to worry about, but nice doubling down lol.

>>14780253
>•If you ask an associate whether something is in the back, wait for them to return, don't leave and ask someone else.
Very rarely will they actually look. I know from experience, though it depends on the store. Places like Target with more advanced backstock systems probably will, but at somewhere like Kroger or Walmart, they likely won't be able to find it even if it is in the back.
>• Please provide room for other people to walk. For example, park your buggy to the side, rather than in the middle of an aisle, or sideways.
Based
>•Don't get mad at associates because the store happens to be out of stock. Most stores have automated POS systems, very little ordering is done at store level.
This is true, though less organized places fuck themselves in the ass because of the emphasis on shippers. Often times, sale items are on shippers and only the people in charge of departments know. Another thing is to try and ask someone clearly stocking in a given aisle or section instead of a random. Random's don't give a fuck and have other things to do.
>• If you no longer want an item that is refrigerated/frozen, please find an associate who can return it to its proper location. If it is left out and warmed, it will be thrown away.
Definitely this. At least 20-30 percent of any item's price is so high because of shrink and theft (mostly from employees) + damaged goods are the most of it.
>• If you have a large quantity of items when checking out, please wait for a belt, rather than use a self check. Those are intended for more minimal purchases.
Yes, though I'm guilty of using it when I have a lot of stuff. I like my things bagged in a particular way and lots of baggers are stupid as fuck.
>•Please return your buggy to the cart corral when you are finished in the parking lot.
Based. Don't be a lazy bones.

>>14779488
>mfw 33 and married with kids
>never banged an asian qt like OP's pic
life is pain bros

>>14779488
Siew Pui Yi

Hell yeah, she does nudes

>>14780812
>33
>posting on 4chan

You got bigger problems than that.

>>14780812
It could be worse. You could be divorced.

>>14780842
The funny thing is that retarded children have been showing up here since the very beginning, and posting the same stupid shit that you just did
Not everyone is like you, your parents, or anyone else in your tiny world

>>14780039
that's the gayest thing I've read all day

>>14780842
I'm 29 and I've been shitposting here since I was 17

>>14779488
put your heavier and boxier items first, if you just toss out your items all willy nilly, the bag boy is gonna put them all willy nilly in your bags as well.

>>14780842
what's wrong with that Billy? I make $220k/year, have a family and still enjoy shitposting

>>14779488
i wish handmaids tale was real

>>14779488
>>14779557
Source on this fat titted chink whore pls

>>14779488
>Is there a list of etiquette standards somebody should practice in the supermarket?
Wear a mask
Say excuse me if you pass in front of someone
don't turn your cart horizontal across the aisle
pull off to the side of the aisle if you're lingering to examine shelves and someone approaches
Take your stuff out of the basket. Put like items together. Put items in roughly the order you'd like to be bagged. For large items, leave them in the cart till you approach the cashier, then hold them up so they can scan them with the little gun.
friendly chat is fine, but do not slow down the line
don't comment on the dead, sad look in their eyes
remember that but for the grace of god that could be you
pity them
Every bagger wants to go outside
do not make eye-contact with the grocery clown

t. worked at a Harris Teeter for 5 years

>>14781216
Siew Pui Yi
https://www.instagram.com/ms_puiyi/?hl=en

>>14781267
>2.9 million people "follow" the antics of this useless whore
>Hundreds of people throw money at her every month for simply existing
Perhaps the internet was truly a mistake.

>>14781216
siew pui yi some Malaysian model.

can't find any nudes but she does have an onlyfans for the low price of $40 a month lul.

>>14781267
>>14781279
Thanks bros.

>no nudes
wtf

>>14779488
>Excuse me, ma'am. but you're not supposed to stand here.
>Why do you say that?
>Because the milk is supposed to be in the refrigerated section...yabba dabba doo!

>>14781267
>https://www.instagram.com/ms_puiyi/?hl=en
Oh shit, I have fapped to her a dozen times to her or so.
WHY DOESN'T SHE DO PORN?!

As a cart pusher I cannot comprehend why people are so inept at leaving the carts in the corrals. Shout outs to all the cripple fucks/boomers who leave their carts in the cripple parking, like if it's such a goddamn problem then why not put a corral near them so they don't have a excuse

>>14779525
Yikes, gonna keep this in mind. I always bag for my cashier because i bring my own bags. I like my local staff and know most of them well.

>>14779557
>>14779488

Fucking slut wearing underwear in public.

>>14781276
>Perhaps
I don't know what else has to happen to confirm this hypothesis that hasn't already

>>14780327
retards who buy shit for others and can't figure out how to give the correct change.

>>14782050
If we made your job easier, then less of you would have jobs. That's why I pass every corral and leave my cart as far from one as humanly possible in a distant lot.

>>14779799
Its just too bad asians are disgusting

>>14779646
they stopped accepting reusable bags where i live because of covid

>>14782050
i enjoyed walking away from that shitty store when i corralled carts. it was like a little vacation from work. i would blow my brains out if i still worked there tho.

>>14779646
no fuck you niggerfaggot

>>14782135
t.roastie

>>14782135
Is your dog not giving you enough attention in bed, Kathy?

Guy who pushes carts at Walmart here. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR FUCKING CARTS ON THE SIDEWALK IN FRONT OF THE DOORS. Holy fuck this is not helpful. Just take your cart to your vehicle and unload the groceries there. Either throw the cart in the vestibule or leave it where you parked if you are lazy. Just don't take the cart outside and then carry your grocerybags across the parking lot and leave the cart on the sidewalk.

Also feel free to just leave your hangers at checkout. The cashiers have a bin to throw that shit into and then the bin gets emptied into a bigger bin and then bagged and recycled.

>>14782134
This is actually nice. I get paid by the hour so go ahead and leave your cart on the other side of the lot.

>>14779488
>when you bring your asian gf back home and she immediately leaves you because she realizes you were the beta gaijin in a nation of absolute gaijin chads

>>14782135
True

>>14779488
Is a supermarket retard what etiquette are you talking about?

>>14779488
Wear your mask.
Don't ask questions.
Stay six feet apart from other shoppers.
HAVE FUN!

>>14779488
nasty westernized whore

Trojan horse /s/ threads are cancer and against >>>/ck/rules/1
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4channel.org/ck/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=14779488

>>14783229
first off announcing reports is against the rules. second the image is of a young lady at a checkout, with the topic of etiquette at the market, so seems pretty okay even if it might be a better choice to dress more modestly while out in public. third it takes less than a second to hide threads you don't like and quite a bit longer to write a reply like that.

>>14780406
Why of coursh'

>>14779488
Entering, if you are slow get the fuck out of the way. In the aisles, if you hear someone behind you or see someone looking at where you are standing, move your shit. Don't fuck around. Leaving, get in line like a proper fucking human being, get in the line with the least amount of people, don't use self checkout if you have a lot of shit, and for fucks sake group items that you have multiples of together so the cashier can enter them all at once. Then, get the fuck out.

>>14783158
Dicklet chang

>>14779488
What barbaric country do you live in where you don't have these little plastic separator things?
Also yes, you are pretty much only causing the cashier extra work.

>>14779488
I have big boob genes.

My mom and my sisters have sizeable boobs, so I think my daughters would have them, too.

No, I will not post photos.

>>14780389
a valve type n95 is the same as any non fit tested mask when it comes to the risk of exhalants.

>>14783595
pity youll never get laid

>>14780039
>massive tits literally hanging off her even with a normal bra
>"absolute garbage women useless whores"
And yet you fags seriously wonder why you can't get laid.

>>14779990
So when the cashier is trying to zoom through the backed up line of customers and happens to scan something that ISN'T yours, I hope you'll just keep your fucking mouth shut. After all, it'd be "your problem" then.
Use a fucking divider you caveman fuck.

>>14783595
You will never pass, go dilate your festering hole

>>14782135
>>14783037
>roasties
>gross whiteoids that already are wrinkly and horrid looking at 30
>will never have soft, naturally tanned skin
I'd be mad too if I couldn't compete with that

>>14783229
Nobody cares, and if you really cared about quality control you wouldn't be this way.

>>14779488
This isn't necessary but if I got a cart full of stuff and the person behind me has like one or two items on hand, I'll let them go in front of me.

>>14779990
>putting your trust in the min wage earning teen to give a fuck

>>14780502
>don't ask randoms
Yeah. I feel bad if I need assistance and the only people I can find are on the other end of the store. This is especially bad in Safeway/Vons. They have a policy that employees in uniform need to help you no matter what. That includes if they are off of their shift and picking up a few things before they go home. They also have to be nice to you, even if you just fucked up whatever it was they they're supposed to be doing.

>>14784762
Every grocery store has some middle aged person who's been working there since high school and is actually damn good at their job. Just go find them if you want real service.

>>14779622
>I bet you don't bag your own groceries either
I've never understood having someone put food in the bag for you.
Americans.

>>14785268
It’s to keep the lazy cashier’s busy

>>14779980
>doesn't use his card as a tool to press the buttons, then soak it in ethanol until it dissolves

>>14780329
can't see shit captain, what class of filter, what's the fit like

>>14779488
>i just set my basket on the belt
As a former grocery cashier, fuck you. I wish I could have taken a basket on the belt and thrown it in the customer's face.

>>14780900
That makes me sad

>>14785354
I still don't see it as a major hardship for the grocer.

>>14785360
Go to hell

>>14785363
What does it matter? Just do your shitty job for your allotted hours and go home.

>>14779488
Unload the shit onto the belt and use the divider. You leaving the basket on the belt is a dick move because a lot of cashiers cant really see or comfortably reach into that fucking basket. Former groceryfag.

>>14785383
Ordinarily, you take items and slide them directly from the belt to the scanner/scale. The basket forces you to lean over, look in the basket, lift the item up, and then bring it down to the scanner. Besides interfering with a smooth workflow, the top of the basket often runs into the register keyboard if you don't stop the belt in time.

>>14780502
>Very rarely will they actually look. I know from experience, though it depends on the store. Places like Target with more advanced backstock systems probably will, but at somewhere like Kroger or Walmart, they likely won't be able to find it even if it is in the back.
The reason being that stores nowadays have almost nothing out back except a few items that are on sale, some high sellers that need to be refilled during the day and stuff left over from other sales, so when the associate says "no, sorry sir, we don't have any more Icelandic organic boneless cloudberry jam" and you insist they should "check the back", the only proper course is to go out back, check your phone for three minutes and come out saying you found nothing, just to get you to gtfo.

>>14780039
34 DDD here. My tits destroy strapless bras. Strapless doesn't work very well on big titties. Hell regular bras even fail some times. This woman is brave. One snapped arm band is all it takes to be walking tit out.

>>14785268
>Americans.
In the US, it depends on the state and the store whether you bag your own groceries, or not
I don't know what it is like in the rest of the North and South America

>>14785383
It matters for other customers, because your are holding up the line by being a lazy, entitled, prick

>>14779557
Needs to be a bit smaller imo

>>14785496
Tell us more stories of your boobs

>>14779488
>>14779507
>damn those are some fat fuckin honkers
>>14779557
>>14779799
reblogging
https://foodblogposts.blogspot.com/2020/09/ckoomer-xxii.html

>>14779545
>not paying in rolls of pennies with dimes on either end

>>14779507
Imagine unironically wanting to fuck a yellow monkey, disgusting.

>>14785648
thanks for the free karma, anon :)

>>14782050
I drive off the moment groceries are in my car. Why should I walk that shit to the corral?

>>14779488
>>14779507
where is that nigga with the /ck/oomer blog

>>14782156
>>14779646
In Bakersfield the baggers cant tough them but they still let you bring them

>>14780900
Also 29. Been shitposting here since I was 14 baybee.

>>14780502
>Don't be a lazy bones.
based cart narc

>>14785522
fuck everyone else I'm the most important person in my world

What am I supposed to do while at the checkout? Normally I just stare at the cashier but if she looks up it's always awkward. Would it be considered rude if I assist the bagger in placing my items in the bags?

>>14786448
If there is a bagger, I tell them "I got this" and bag my own groceries. I do a better job anyway. If they have something else to do they leave. If they hang out while I bag, I chat with them and leave the cashier alone, since they are busy

>>14786405
What makes you so important? Why do you deserve this importance?

>>14779488
No it doesn't make it easier, use the fucking dividing bar you lazy shit.

>>14779990
No, it's yours actually. I remember I rung up two customers worth of groceries for a single person because neither of them used a divider and the dumb fuck actually paid for it all.

>>14786484
ur a retard

>>14779488
>CRUNCH icecream

Incredibly based

>>14779557
hot, but those SOULESS EYES

>>14781267
>wear a mask

No.

>>14779488
>Is there a list of etiquette standards somebody should practice in the supermarket?
Maybe there is one that deals with not wanting to grope her fat asian tits so bad and also getting an erection by simply being around less than 3 feet from her due to her armpit pheromones smell, et cetera.

>>14779488
I've worked as a cashier this summer. About baskets, I really don't care. If there isn't anyone in front of you, I'd rather you just leave it in the basket so I don't have to wait for you to take everything out. Obviously, it's better if you can take it out if you have the time, like if someone's in front entering their card or something but my goal is getting you out the store.
Also, it's really annoying when people pay with lots of coins or leave before a receipt prints since I've gotta catch em if their card doesn't go through.

>>14787110
>I won't drive without my headlights on because it's my right
fuck off homunculus

MOOOOOO RICE MILK MOMMY

>>14779799
Bigger

>>14785268
They do it in australia too unless you forcibly start bagging your stuff before they get a chance to start, thats why I appreciate self checkouts, I can do it myself like a normal person and not feel like an awkward asshole about it.

>>14779521
Your shitty thread already gave that away faggot.

>>14780812
The grass is always greener on the other side, bro. Men in their 40s, unmarried, childless -- they never seem happy, either.

>>14779488
Damn.... its that a human female with breasts???

>>14779980
if you really want to jog your noggin, think about how often we sterilize our cellphones.

>>14779488
Just hand the cashier a crisp $100 bill without letting them scan anything and say >that should cover it

Return your cart to the cart bay you troglodyte or I'll gut your children alive while you watch.

>>14789133
Contact transmission of Covid is mostly a myth
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(20)30561-2/fulltext
Though that doesn't stop the disinfectant industry from making a killing off of the paranoia

>>14789724
>https://www.thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(20)30561-2/fulltext
>In my opinion
what the fuck stopped reading instantly

>>14779646
I bring my own canvas bags but sometimes when I do online shopping they give me plastic ones anyway.

It works out to have extra plastic bags if you actually have your own place and don't live with your parents.

>>14779622
thanks to big coof the local grocer discontinued reusable bags (our state banned plastic this year) so plastic bags are back, checkout dividers are gone, baskets are gone, credit machines are moved to the start of the belt rather than the end. you just have to wait to load your items on the belt until the first person is done being rung out AND has paid, since they're paying at the start of the belt now. slows everything down.

>>14789971
>stopped reading instantly
>5th paragraph
choose one

>>14779488
Be nice, wear a mask.

>>14779488
My personal preferences, as a cashier:
Don't say anything to me unless you have a question or a concern. I know you don't care how my day is going and I don't blame you for it, so just save us both the time and don't obligate me to respond to a greeting.
If you have a handbasket and there is someone in front of you, go ahead and unload it onto the belt. If there is no one in front of you, just set it on the belt since I'll probably be able to get through everything faster by unloading it myself anyway.
If you have a membership card in your pocket or on your phone or whatever, have it ready by the time you reach the register.
Don't buy a fucking $1 candy bar and hand me a $100 bill. This isn't a bank, and you're just draining the register of medium bills so that I have to go get change from the office even sooner.
If you decide not to buy something that's in your cart before you reach the register, and it's not refrigerated/frozen, just put it on the nearest shelf and let the stocking department relocate it instead of giving it to me so that I have to leave my register unattended to go return it. If it IS refrigerated/frozen, find an employee and give it to them. Or just return it your damn self because you already know exactly where you got it and the store isn't that damn big in the first place.
I don't care if you only had a few items in your cart and they fit into a single bag, take your empty cart back outside with you when you leave.
USE THE DIVIDERS
Pull your mask up over your nose. If you want to be a rebel then fine, don't wear one at all, but wearing a mask like a fucking chinstrap just makes you look like a jackass.

Also, you should keep an eye on the register display because I have no passion for my job and am generally sleep-deprived, so I'm operating at like 30% capacity at all times and it's possible I'll make a mistake without realizing it. Fixing it before the receipt prints is much easier.

>>14779654
>types like a nigger
>is a nigger

>>14779792
If you were recycled into the soil the world would be a healthier place you fat ugly stirnernigger

>>14792217
Also, don't leave before your receipt prints. I don't care if you have me throw it away, but you're not finished paying until your receipt actually prints.
I must say "don't forget to sign" to 90% of my fucking customers because they take their card out and either walk away or stare at me with this dumb expectant look on their face instead of maybe taking a look at the card scanner to see if they're ACTUALLY done paying.
On that note, learn how a fucking barcode scanner works. It's not a mystery, I didn't have to be "trained" on how to use the scanner gun. I get so many customers that hold their membership cards up to me or to the scanner with the barcode facing towards themselves, or try rubbing it directly on the card reader's glass despite there being a marking showing you where to hold it, or even try rubbing the barcode directly on the fucking plastic marking to scan their card. I had one customer ask for the scanner gun so she could scan a box in her cart, and she was placing the beam across the barcode VERTICALLY, parallel to the bars, and wondering why she couldn't get it to scan.
Another thing, how is it not common sense how to open a plastic bag on a stack of plastic bags? They must've seen it done by employees a thousand times before: you just pull down from the top and the opening of the bag separates while staying on the stack/holder. Yet probably more than 50% of my customers grab the bag from the bottom, pull the entire closed bag off of the stack, and then stand there fiddling with it for 15 seconds trying to get the top of the bag open. Every time I see a person do this it kills me a little bit inside.

>>14792257
>hey must've seen it done by employees a thousand times before
Bold of you to assume I give a single shit what you're doing back there.

>>14779488
Literally just be aware of the fact that there are OTHER PEOPLE AROUND YOU. I swear to god 50% of the people I see grocery shopping are oblivious to the world around them.
Don't block the aisles with your cart, don't park yourself in front of the shredded cheese to chat with your girlfriend for fifteen minutes, don't stop dead in the middle of the exit lane to check your receipt, and return your fucking cart to the corral, unless you live in New Jersey where apparently they don't believe in those.

>>14792217
>>14792257
nice blog nigger

>>14792277
Bold of him to assume you were a fucking human being with cognition behind your eyes instead of some brainfucked drone-thing pretending.

>>14779488
nobody gives a shit and nobody is judging you
just don't let your autism get in the way of getting things done

>>14792341
A human being has no earthly need to cognize whatever it is the lower lifeforms do in their mindless routines, be it beast or bug or wagie bum.

>>14780253
>If you no longer want an item that is refrigerated/frozen, please find an associate who can return it to its proper location. If it is left out and warmed, it will be thrown away.

Not in my store, not with my manager.
Throw food away and you will be fired on the spot.
All food is returned when and where found, no matter the condition. Period.
I have restocked melted ice cream.
My manager restocks all returned items. Period.
He even sells items we are paid to destroy and toss into the dumpster.
He sold me 150 Banquet Chicken Pot Pies that were a year out of date for .5¢ each, he was already paid to dump them.
Tells employees 1 person in 20 will return and item under $20. Most (white) people never return anything. In my experience it's Blacks and Asians (Chinese mostly) will return food that is 95% eaten and demand a refund.

"Just put it back, someone's will buy it, figure out it's bad, the toss it rather than return to the store, the average fuck is too lazy to bring it back, if they do, we'll just sell it again."

>>14780455
same

When I see an attractive girl with fat tits it kinda makes me want to punch her melons. Just once to see the reaction. I'm not a sadistic person and I dont hate women or anything. But I'm still curious what it would be like.

Just treat it like freeway driving--stay in your lane if you're gonna go slow and aimless, or move ahead with efficiency and a plan. Think of others around you--merge, seize the gap or let someone in for the sake of expediency. Outside of that, bring your own canvas bags, use self checkouts, scan PLU codes (or at least memorize frequent use ones 4046, 4612, 4011 so on)--the more efficient you are the better.

I would also suggest--more frequent visits, using smaller carts if possible. "This motherfucker has 37 TV Dinners? (self-scanning at the 12 items or less) No wonder why we're 24 deep in line, you fat fuck." You get in, you get out. Respect the employees and the person behind you. Jerk off your cell phone in line, but not while shopping. Buy beer/wine at the state store/not along with cabbage and zucchini. Don't hold up the line. Basics...

>>14783595
Just post pics with no face shots you silly pastrami sandwich, mainly feet but also include some ultra closeups of your bleached anus.
Thanks in advance.

>>14792217
>Don't buy a fucking $1 candy bar and hand me a $100 bill. This isn't a bank, and you're just draining the register of medium bills so that I have to go get change from the office even sooner.
Sir it is illegal to discriminate and racism is just plainly not cool.

Oh god bros I’m so lonely