/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14794462
>Uncle Ben's

Get that racist shit outta here, mayo

Do you have flower? If so try your hand at some bannock.

Otherwise, I'd say you'll lose a few pounds but make it.

Bro, that Uncle Benis rice is a collector's item now. Sell it, make bank, buy a 20 pound bag of NON-RACIST YOU FUCKEN WHYTEBOI rice, and you're golden.

>>14794462
>Will I make it?
Without a doubt. Ration the Dr.Pepper, sleep as much as possible and you'll hardly notice.

>>14794462
Starving ameripoor? I'll PayPal you €50 if you vote for Trump

>>14794573
I think he's from Sweden or something, look at the letters on the box of Uncle Benis

>indomie
didn't realize that brand is also exist in hungary,
also try to find some loose change, and buy rice

>>14794616

Thats Balkan or Slav shit, Swedes only have ä, å and ö.

>>14794462
You may survive and you should sell your Uncle Ben's box on ebay

>>14794462
why would you buy overpriced noodle shit instead of potatoes or something.

>>14794462
Are you Hungarian or Polish? But I think you can make it, just rest a lot.

>>14794616
>>14794667
Looks like he's from Hungary to me

>>14794462
i hope u starve faggot.

>>14794462
Bruh I could live off that for a month

Why does anyone have crabsticks? Are they good, cheap or protein rich? I've never had them but they seem like such an odd item

>>14795392
Can you go to a food bank.

>>14794462
U got crab sticks man, you all good.

>>14794462
Blin, I'll give you 5€ if you send PayPal donation link through picture + timestamp

>>14794462
Do you have anything to season the rice?

>>14795604
Thanks bro, but accepting donations would not solve my problems on the long run.

>>14794462
>Will I make it?
Yep, and you will have enough salt in your body for 10 people. Enjoy your upcoming high blood pressure

>>14795392
kek

>>14794462
you can last up to a month without eating so yes you'll be fine
it won't be pleasant though

>>14794462
i eat once a day, if i can you can too just split them into halves

8x ramen with crab sticks
2x fish sticks with rice

Make sure to drink a lot because of that lolsodium. Or you could just eat all the protein in one go and then do a water fast.

Fast for a day every several days. Tell yourself your doing a cleanse or some shit.

It's actually good for you to fast once and a while.

You have 8 packs of ramen so really you cant eat more than 1 a day.

You could fry the shimp.. things and have it on rice for breakfast every day. Not too bad.

Fishsticks whenever but I suggest that you dont touch them until you are too run down from lack of nutrients then eat like half of them in 1 sitting around day 7 or 8.

Be as conservative as you can early on.

Also, just go to a food bank? Thats what they are for.

>>14795593
>bank

>>14795572
they taste pretty much the same as other processed fish food
they're not bad by any stretch, better than a lot of shit-tier fish like tilapia and whatnot

>>14795572
They're made from all the unsuitable to be sold as filets meat and other waste pieces, not like literal bones and guts and shit just the meat you couldn't sell otherwise. It's still pretty gross and you shouldn't pay a lot for anything labeled imitation crab or surimi.

>>14796911
Fasting when you have limited food isn't necessarily a great idea cause you'll still be at a calorie deficit when you do eat again and will probably feel awful or be tempted to not ration properly. It depends on if he's waiting for a paycheck and will be working or waiting for neetbucks and can just sit there

>>14794462
do some doordash

>>14794498
>I cannot add anything to it.

Why? That's like 4-5 days food max (and that's if you're rationing hard).

go to a food bank. steal food. dumpster dive. ask friends and family. there's apps that show free food.

Nobody should go hungry, hell I'll even donate you like 5 bucks if you want.

>>14794462
You will be fine. Surely there is a charity somewhere that will give you some food. I'm snacking on pic related if you want some.

>>14796194
make a sob story and post it to twitter asking for donations.
for better results masquerade as a minority or oppressed group.

>>14794462
Semen is always free if you're desperate.

>>14794462
You will survive, but at what cost

>>14794462
eat the breaded fish stick with a spicey or sweet noodles complete with dr pepper,

frozen crab = no, makes you crave something warm more

Good luck OP and other anons on a budget.

>>14795392
Good one.

>>14794462
so you're at absolutely 0 in currency?
You cant buy a bag of flour at all?
Do you have milk?

If no, its doable, but I'd be hungry and cranky for that 10 days

Let this degenerate go hungry. "People" who don't plan ahead and live in the moment like dogs deserve to stay hungry. Bitch boy OP, are you hungry? Eat my shit.

Probably, but it won't be fun. Drink a lot of water dude. You got this.

>>14794462
Go knock on a few doors and offer to rake leaves or mow lawns or whatever. You can get ten dollars in your pocket in a couple hours and then you have more options for food.

>>14794462
I wish I could help you out Eurobro, I've been hoarding so much food because of corona and the threat of civil unrest here. My pantry is god-tier right now

>>14794462
Stop drinking soda. Dry Beans (soak/cook your own) & rice go a long way + discount veggies if you can find them. Try looking around at discount food stores for variety.

>>14794462
>has money for overpriced noodles
>somehow out of money completely
maybe you should learn how to handle money better

>all the comments are either about asking for charity or starving
>one comment about looking for work

The zoomers have taken over

>>14794462
one package of ramen a day for 8 days, crab meat one day, uncle ben's one day. that's 10 days

>>14797037
He doesn't have choice though so he'll stay on the path

>>14794667
>>14794616
>>14795392
looks polish
could also be Hungarian

>>14794462
post cawk OP

>>14794462
Do they pay for blood donations in whatever country you're in? I've heard in the US you can get up to $50 each visit. Might be worth checking out even if the blood loss will rob you of energy for a day or so.

>>14794462
Fuck off gavin.

>>14794462
You'll survive but it won't be nice. You're gonna be down to one meal a day, so probably one ramen package a day with some of the crab sticks added, one day for the fishsticks, one day for the rice.
When you make the ramen make it with extra water, maybe double the amount. It'll dilute the broth but it'll fill you up more because it's more liquid.
Also drink lots of water. I mean a lot of water. Whenever you're hungry throughout the day drink water, it'll help you feel a bit less hungry.

>>14798458
>Whenever you're hungry throughout the day drink water
This is a great recipe for liquid vomiting.

>>14797281
4-5 days?
He can eat on pack of ramen a day and he can make it.

Found coins in my old wallet, so was able add some fresh food for today's menu. I'm out od Dr Pepper however

>>14794497
>>14794518
i had no idea this controversy existed until this post
i think im more annoyed they're willing to change the name and update the packaging but not make it look less hideous and unappealing with the fucking orange-blue color palette.

>>14798081
yeah he's totally gonna find a job and get his first paycheck within 10 days

>>14799176
you brought the dumbest shit faggot

>>14794462
Increase the caloric content. I hope you have some fat somewhere. Oil, butter, etc. Just make fried rice with Surimi.

>>14794462
Go splurge a dollar on some eggs, you will need them.

>>14799201
If you had read the post you'd know it said to knock on some doors offering to do yardwork or whatever.
I used to do that after school when I had just moved out and hadn't found a weekend job yet myself.
Rake leaves and mow lawns like the other post says. Shovel snow in Winter, although I had a steady income by then and never had to.
In Autumn, which is now in case you're also too retarded to notice that, you might, depending on where you live, find fruits and berries for free and pick those or you can notice appletrees being unattended in people's yards and knock on their door too. Offer to pick the fruit for them in exchange for getting to keep a bagful.

Begging for money is way more pathetic than asking for work.

>>14794462
You are an idiot for wasting your money on those items while broke

>>14794462
Are you Polish?
It's the weekend. Go for a walk in the morning and collect bottles for the deposit.

>>14799176
>I'm out od Dr Pepper however
>consuming all of your biggest source of calories on the first day
kek, ngmi

>>14799176
I don't blame you anon DP is good

>>14794462
>he didn't buy a big bag of rice instead of uncle ben's
yep, you're screwed
just eat one packet of instant noodles a day. see if any family or friends can help you out

>>14794462
and i biught yiu can surive 29 days with that cause you have to eat one ramen per day and you need to eat at least 3 meals a day and you have 10 days

>>14794462
Do you have access to a food pantry nearby? You could go there if you're really worried about going hungry.

>>14794462
If you're actually broke just go to a food pantry. Just get help, you idiot

Are we regressing as a species ?
I mean, with all the available free food, access to money and access to information you still can feed yourself?
Even poor fucks in caves 10k years ago managed to get their bellies full

how out of touch are retards to think you could possibly die after 10 days without much food. you could literally go 10 days with no food and be fine

>>14794518
>end racism
>by removing all "people of color" from packaging

>>14794498
It's flour not flower you retard !!!!!

Are you overweight? You could do a 10 day water fast.

>>14794462
maybe buy actual food instead of weeb noodles next time

>>14800129
ok now try saying it out loud, RETARD

>>14800108
I guarantee it will take less than 10 years for their next crusade to be demanding blacks are represented on food packages.

Lets just hope you die
Good riddance

>>14794462
Do you have transport? Go to a food bank.

>>14800447
This and they'll still blame white people for it. Something like Ignorant Racism or some stupid shit.

>>14794462
drink a lot of water cause you are gonna have some really fucking high blood pressure from all that salt.

>>14803287
salt does not cause high blood pressure.

>>14794462
Yes but your brain will be foggy and you will feel bloated

>>14794462
Fast for two days. On the third eat 1/3 of the rice, 1/3 of the crab, and 2 packs of ramen. You'll be nice and full, and you'll replenish your sodium levels. Repeat 3x.
Alternatively post paypal or something so we can help you out.

Currently eating spaghetti carbonara at the foodshelter.

>>14805121
How were your bukkake worms anon?

>>14805136
Pretty good, actually. Met a nice homeless girl while eating.

>>14794462
>Hungarian
>Hungry
LMAO

>>14794462
>mi goreng
Hopefully not.

>>14795392

>>14799296
>letting since rando on my property

>>14805143
Did you at least invite her to yours a roof in exchange for some sucky sucky?

>>14794462
I've not eaten in 56 hours
hoping some of my friends can loan me money so I can get some sustenance but It's getting pretty tough, nobody has answered yet

>>14794462
Fucking weeb

>>14794462
Fast for 10 days and at the end when your mind is at it's clearest and by the prophet (peace be upon him) Allah will grant you the vision to understand how to properly budget your money and will allow you to buy reasonable portions of actual food that will nourish instead of fill and will invigorate instead of kill. By Allah's grace you will not waste your money on various trivialties and vices and you will have enough money not only for yourself, but to perform the zakat and give to those less fortunate than you, Allah protect you and take you and may you live a long life in according to the teachings of the prophet (Allah love him and take him) and according to the holy Quran.

>>14800108
>change your name to Ben's Original
>originally, you were racist
theBoysAreBackInTown.mp3

>>14805368
prophet mohammed (peanut butter jelly time) was a pedo. halla for allah. pisslam.

>>14800108
>end racism
>by removing all "people of color"
Yes.

>>14799296
Not everyone lives in the woods

>>14794462
your kidneys will hate you but you should be fine for 10 days

>>14794462
why did you buy garbage instead of real food?

>>14795392

>>14799176
>didn’t buy a bag of dry beans
ngmi

How the fuck is an adult so bad at budgeting that they end up like this?

>>14797988
Lel was obesity your plan this whole time?

>>14794462
yes. you can go a month on absolutely nothing

>>14806245
This, dumb fuck should have gotten beans and EGGs.

>>14794462
geez dude, what do you have going on?

>>14806554
For real. $20 of beans/rice, eggs, onions, and kale/spin/any vitamin rich green will get you at least a week of food. It's literally cheaper and healthier than instant noodles.

>>14796317
>t. amerifat
Normal people are supposed to survive two weeks without eating

go to the foodbank, you moron

>>14795572
they taste fine in sushi but the one time I tried them by itself it tasted like pure garbage

>>14794462
just get a credit card goyim

>>14799296
It's illegal to do that in my country, you need licensing and certification.

>>14794462
go donate plasma you jackass