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gore thread

>> No.14871564

>>14871541
>calorie free
what is it even made of then? and how does it taste?

>> No.14871598
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>> No.14871646

>>14871564
Vegetable fiber
Like vegetable fiber

>> No.14871656
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>>14871564
>>14871646

>> No.14871659

>>14871646
>>14871656
I can't even conceptualize what this tastes like

>> No.14871664

>>14871656
Only the dead have seen the end of war.

>> No.14871683

>>14871598
wtf is was going to post this

>> No.14871729
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>>14871541
To be fair though, their syrup is pretty damn good.

>> No.14871736

>>14871541
I've tried something from this brand before and it was very bad. This is for those who have multiple severe allergies.

>> No.14871868
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Chicken wings are never good and the perpetuation of the lie that they are is retarded. There is no fucking meat on them. The vinegar and red pepper sauce is fucking dogshit and has no flavor. You get messy while you eat them. Wings are for the mentally retarded and have no redeeming quality.

>> No.14871934

>>14871598
>american flavored
what does that even mean

>> No.14871957

>>14871656
If it has raisins then how are there no calories?

>> No.14872319

>>14871868
>you get messy while you eat them
Straight into the fucking trash you go you absolute faggot, I completely disregarded your entire opinion right there.

>> No.14872340

>>14871957
They chopped them real good

>> No.14872395
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>>14871868
>How do we sell scraps for more than other cuts? >Only the poor are buying our wings, we need to make them trendy.
>Trends show these are only popular as bar food because the drunks don't care and also with the Chinese restaurants.
>Hmmm, how about this? Why don't we trick the consumer into going to a sports bar on a national level, and we just sell wings as the primary course?
>Moshe, I know you went to one of the best MBA programs in the country, but nobody is going to pay for inflated wings and draft beer for a legitimate meal.
>We sell the beer, we put in as many TVs on nothing but sports, and we can hose them down in sauce to help prevent waste. We can even sell the sauce on the commercial market.
>I don't know, what do you think Leo?
>I think Moshe is forward thinking. We can even build them near airports so layovers and traveling alcoholics can be legitimate dining.
>Gentleman, then we agree that wings are going to be WILD with an ice cold Miller Lite at 10:30am.

>> No.14872426

>>14871934
American cheese. Like Kraft singles

>> No.14872450

>>14871729
Their alfredo makes a good base for stuff.

>> No.14872463

>>14871868
thats not the only way to prepare wings

>> No.14872480

>>14872395
Seek therapy

>> No.14872497

>>14871957
Less than 0,4 calories per serving = 0 calories.

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>>14871598

>> No.14872815

>>14871656
What in the fuck does natural roasted peanut flavor mean as a physical ingredient - is it solid? Liquid? Do they vent in volatilized peanut fumes to saturate the fiber? It is not listed as peanuts, it is specifically a different product.

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They even chose packaging colors as unappetizing as possible to communicate the error you are making purchasing this.

>> No.14872828

>>14872815
Whatever chemical that tastes closest to a roasted peanut I would guess

Esters are amazing but I doubt they can save cellulose in a jar

>> No.14872831

>>14871656
>corn starch
>zero calories

>> No.14872847

>>14872480
Seek a cock faggot

>> No.14872938
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>>14872789
AMERICAN FLAVORED

>> No.14872948

>>14872789
>cheese food
>contents: a food of a kind

>> No.14873009

>>14871541
I tried their barbecue sauce, it tasted like disgusting water. I don't know how they stay in business, they can't possibly have repeat customers.

>> No.14873027

>>14873009
Nah they keep getting the same deluded customers buying their shit because its 'healthy and just as good as the unhealthy alternative!'

>> No.14873417

>>14872395
shut up retard

>> No.14873548

>>14871659
I ate this once. Its kind of like miso paste from hell.
It tastes nothing like peanut butter.

>> No.14873577

>>14871868
I like to use wings and wing tips with the carcass to make soup. They aren't that great but they have some flavor. dry them and then roast them for a short time at a high temp with the necks and feet in some fat and then slow cook in homemade stock and holy shit you get a soup in heaven. But I like soup with meat that slips off the bone and a separate plate to put the thoroughly cleaned bones. Though Idk what I'm gonna do with the heads... cook them separately?

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>> No.14873613
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>now melts

>> No.14873624

>>14873604
In retrospect, I don't really see what's wrong with this beyond it probably being hard to get all the shit out of the bottle. It's basically the culinary equivalent to anchovy paste.

>> No.14873631

>>14873604
>jätte
>mumsig

noidontthinkså

>> No.14873640

>>14871868
i unironically like the cartilage and chewing on the ends of bones in wings

>> No.14873694

>>14873613
I prefer abbo blend, it's got a wonderful gasoline aroma to it.

>> No.14873728
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>> No.14874389

>>14873728
whats wrong with canned crab

>> No.14874406

>>14871868
>The vinegar and red pepper sauce is fucking dogshit
You know there are a lot of different flavors than that right? Maybe stop eating wings from Buffalo Fucking Wild Wings and they wouldn't be trash. Homemade garlic parmesan wings or Korean sweet and spicy wings are godly.

>> No.14874417

>>14873613
>NOW MELTS!
I wonder about the people who make the packaging... is it a joke or are they in pain?

>> No.14874467

>>14874389
the fact that it's $20

>> No.14874476 [DELETED] 

>>14874467
thats not bad at all for a pound of crab meat

>> No.14874488

>>14874467
thats not bad at all for a pound of crab meat.

>> No.14874515

>>14872847
lmao

>> No.14874520

>>14872815
I think it's usually a liquid, like vanilin

>> No.14874531

>>14873604
the swedes sure do love their savory pastes, they have so many weird flavors

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>>14873604
i'd try it

>> No.14874547
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>> No.14874640 [DELETED] 

>>14874544
Good morning and I hate niggers

>> No.14874684

>>14873613
yum

>> No.14874689

>>14871934
I taste delicious.

>> No.14874906

>>14871656
>add raisins to peanut butter
>only add peanut flavor and extract of peanut

>> No.14874935

>>14873604
>Amerikansk smak
>American flavor
>Blackmansurroundedby???.jpg

>> No.14874996

>>14872395
this is what autism looks like

>> No.14875036

>>14871868
What a fucking retard...
A. there are a million flavors if you don't like the traditional wings.
B. You can say you don't like it but to say a vinegar red pepper sauce has no flavor is the fucking dumbest thing I have ever heard.
C. Wings themselves are one of the most flavorful part of the chicken. If you don't like them you just don't like chicken. Go eat another food you absolute faggot.

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>>14871541
I'll say this, their syrup is pretty good. I mostly use it to sweeten my oatmeal.

>> No.14875067

>>14874547
holy fuck my sides

>> No.14875082

>>14871656
Calories per serving

>> No.14875085

>>14872938
Tastes like artificial freedom

>> No.14875133

>>14874544
OOOH HONEY CHIAL I THINK I'M GONNA I'M GONNA--

>> No.14875508

>>14875046
I looked them up on Amazon because their ambition intrigued me, and it looks like their syrups and some of their dressings are their best-reviewed products.
However, is there anywhere to get it that isn't obscenely expensive? 0-calorie syrup may be a luxury, but at $12 for a 12-ounce bottle I'd just forego the syrup and pour granulated sweetener directly on top.

>> No.14875999

>>14871957
>>14871656
Less than 0.49g per serving (30g). So it should at worst have 5.39g of everything or 1.63g/100g.

>> No.14876075

>>14875508
Try going to a real grocery store. Buying groceries from Amazon is not economical because the markup is so high.

>> No.14876151

>>14871656
who is the market for this?

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>>14871868
>You get messy while you eat them.

Problem solved!

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>>14871868
>Chicken wings are never good

Agreed, there is barely any meat on them and who wants to nibble on bones like a savage?

>> No.14876261

>>14871659
they load it up with smoked nut flavor and whatever flavoring agent was cheapest and say "see?? it tastes just like the real thing!"
They do the same thing with fake meat too.

>> No.14876269

>>14876219
My grampa would eat the ENTIRE apple with the core. Don't be a pussy. Eat the whole wing.

>> No.14876272

>>14876261
fake meat actually contains calories and nutrients though, this thing is just smoke and mirrors

>> No.14876281

>>14876219
not eating bone marrow is kinda wasteful when you think about it, that shit is pretty nutricious

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>> No.14876328

>>14876312
holy fucking shit delete this.
I can't imagine the taste.

>> No.14876335

>>14876312
I thought this was gonna be some kinda avocado/guacamole-esque sauce. That might not be so bad.

>> No.14876376

>>14871957
There's like a quarter of a raisin in that whole jar. It's only there so that they can still sell it as food.

>> No.14876415

>>14871656
>contains peanuts

>> No.14876446

>>14873728
When I was 16 I briefly worked in a crab factory. Since I spoke english I was immediately put in a management position, basically spending all day watching polish people crack crab claws open. They had a bunch of really specific machines to get the meat out of each little bit, like the feet

Anyway I ate a load of crab every day, probably at least 2 pounds. I didn't realize it cost so much, I never bought any since I ate so much crab that summer I went off it for life

>> No.14876451

>>14876335
It probably is, the monster part looks photoshopped

>> No.14876460

>>14874547

I lol'd when they cut to the big fire.

>> No.14876475

>>14872825
Grim

>> No.14876479

>>14876219
This is disturbingly accurate, as a man who had a nigerian best friend growing up.

>> No.14876502

>>14871868
They really are a meme.

>> No.14876519

>>14871868
>not eating all the meat on the bones
also, boneless wings are a thing for children like yourself.

>> No.14876524

>>14871541
Calorie free my dude are you a pussy?

>> No.14876527

>>14874547
What the fuck did I just watch DESU

>> No.14876545

>>14871656
"Natural" is such a bullshit word when it comes to food.

>> No.14876559

>>14874547
Where'd he learn how to cook like this? Auschwitz?

>> No.14876589

>>14875508
You find it in supplement stores because their products are popular with the fitness crowd.

>> No.14876612

>>14871957
Because it contains trace calories

>> No.14876618

>>14871598
>American flavored imitation pasteurized process cheese food
Good thing they say its "food".

>> No.14876636

>>14873613
>>14874417
The shit they were before was so devoid of natural cheese fats and proteins it wouldn't melt but burn instead.

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>black
what did they mean by this?

>> No.14876674

>>14876075
I've never seen it in the store before.

>> No.14876677

>>14876269
>eating the skin and seeds
Loaded with toxins

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>> No.14876691

>>14876677
oh no the spec of arsenic is going to murder you if you eat a billion apples

>> No.14876697

>>14876691
>he doesn't peel his apples
Enjoy filling your body with pesticides

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>> No.14876724

>>14876697
>he doesn't grow his own apples
ngmi

>> No.14876732

>>14876219
when I was broke I'd eat the discarded bones of friends at the bar. Swear I could get more meat off the wing than they could even after they had the first go at it.

>> No.14876740

>>14872825
Oof. Even the brand name is depressing... at the end of the road of food intolerance is only when you'd be interested in that.

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>> No.14876760

>>14872450
I don't tend to get scared by ingredient lists, but their Alfredo sauce has titanium dioxide.

Completely non bio-degradable ceramic nanoparticles don't belong in food.

>> No.14876776

>>14872395
Excellent read, thanks for taking the time to write this up.

>> No.14876801

>>14876750
>that'll be $700 plus tip

>> No.14876827

>>14876750
This will never cease to infuriate me

>> No.14876886

>>14874547
>when a customer complains that a dish isn't well done enough

>> No.14876904

>>14876750
how can a dish so complex that it requires half the restaurant staff to serve the table over the course of 8 visits, look so fucking shit

>> No.14876917

>>14876760
>titanium dioxide
>no concrete proof it's bad for you
???

>> No.14877044

>>14876312
>>14876328
>>14876335
>>14876451

It's photoshopped, too part of the label has the watermark "doctor photograph"

>> No.14877055

>>14876559
kek

>> No.14877080

>>14876750
The food itself is an insult but what's worse is that faggot constantly starring on his smartphone to film this shit. Imagine everything entertaining you see is seen through a smartphone display because you are so busy filming every single shit.

>> No.14877088

>>14876917
It's almost certainly bio-accumulative and nano particle TiO2 catalyses a lot of chemical reactions. Because of what I know about TiO2 nanoparticles I don't need evidence it is bad, I need evidence it's likely not bad. You can't prove a negative, but you can still make a good case for it ... that case has not been made for TiO2 nanoparticles.

>> No.14877089

>>14876750
>yes I consider myself somewhat of a foodie how could you tell

>> No.14877092

>>14872825
>Puke coloured box
>Picture of mac and cheese looks green for some reason
>Company name sounds like a retirement home
>Cheese is fucking spelt wrong for some reason
>Font looks like comic sans

It's like they deliberately did it wrong. I'm just imagining the bosses incompetent son is in charge of it or something

>> No.14877094

>>14871868
They hated him because he spoke the truth

>> No.14877101

>>14874467
That's cheap for canned crab

>> No.14877103

>>14874547
Man that's such a waste, that chicken looked really good at the beginning

What was he expecting to happen though? I mean it wasn't going to get smoked or anything like that

>> No.14877118

>>14872395
people can talk all the shit they want about this post but its true.
Wings got popular because they were dirt cheap, once the inflation hit they became pointless because you can get better cuts of chicken for the same price.

>> No.14877122

>>14876219
I had a nigerian roommate in college and he would cook the grossest shit. Like some disgusting rancid fish he got for 12p from a fishmonger because otherwise it'd get thrown out. He'd just stick it in a saucepan and then eat every bit of it, bones included. Then he'd eat that mushy cornmeal stuff for other meals

He kept complaining about feeling ill all the time and once had to go to the hospital because some of the bones had perforated his intestines. He wasn't a british citizen so he ended up having to pay way more money to fix it than he ever would have saved eating every part of an animal.

I probably should have taught him about other cheap food like ramen, but I didn't really like him all that much

>> No.14877128

>>14876671
I mean it's black olives obviously, but i'm more concerned with
>Meat

What kind of meat?

>> No.14877130

>>14871868
well they taste great but are a meme because they only got popular because they were one of the cheapest parts of the chicken but now they cost as much as breast/thigh

>> No.14877137

>>14876446
I'm so jelly
>t. poorfag whos eating lentils all day

>> No.14877138

>>14876519
boneless wings are a thing because whats the point if its same price?

>> No.14877140

>>14877118
I'm in the UK but wings now cost even more than chicken thigh fillets, and thigh fillets are the best part. I mean it's usually 1kg of wings at the same price as 800g thighs, but there's at least 200g of bones in the wings

>> No.14877146

>>14873613
>>14872789
>why yes i also have a 8k screen

>> No.14877151

>>14874544
>Black canyon anus

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>>14876671
>>14877128
are we totally sure about those olives?

>> No.14877180

>>14871868
its literally leftovers of the fucking chicken. people are this brainwashed, its not tasty, not nutritional, but hey theyre a "fun" "food". fucking cattle.

>> No.14877187

>>14877128
probabaly generic taco meat, very cheap ground beef made something more by fulling with tomato sauce and spices.

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>>14876698

>> No.14877194

>>14877140
exactly. And yeah the thigh is more flavorful

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>> No.14877203

>>14874547
im crying hahah

>> No.14877204

>>14877128
It's likely a mistranslation. In Spanish when you say "carne" (meat) it's implied you're talking about beef unless you specify otherwise (carne de cerdo = pork).

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Whats wrong with european bacon?

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>> No.14877219

>>14875046
Regional grocers and health food stores have them. Can also get them online for $5-$7 a bottle but may have to pay for shipping (like vitaminshoppe).

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>>14877219
just don't eat ffs

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>>14877250
i unironically have tongs made from a wire coat hanger, they are truly one of the most versatile tool in the house

>> No.14877310

>>14877304
bro just go to the fucking dollar store what are you doing

>> No.14877316

>>14876750
This is Benihana for trust fund kids

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Flintstone dishwasher

>> No.14877331

>>14877310
it was at a time when i was surviving off of $0.88 turkey dogs cooked over a open fire in my yard. If had had a dollar i would have bought food .

>> No.14877339

>>14877310
also they work pretty good and aren't as flimsy as the tongs from the dollar store (which the spring also broke on )

>> No.14877344

>>14877304
Based and reused, reduced, and recycled pilled

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>> No.14877351

>>14877259
Someone forgot to give the plant sausages a little tug before putting them in the package, I see.

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>gore

>> No.14877372

>>14877369
Hello, newfag.

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>>14877372
not by a long shot

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>>14871598
>SaNdWiCh SLiCeS

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>cooking with kitty

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i consider this gore

>> No.14877434

Why is it seemingly always cheaper to synthesize some bullshit product with a dozen aroma additives and other agents rather than just get some fucking peanuts?

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Halal food

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>>14877410
it took me way too long to figure out what I was looking at

>> No.14877456

>>14877445
This image radiates power.

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>> No.14877469

>>14877434
because it's easier to mass produce chemicals than it is to grow millions of peanuts

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>> No.14877484

>>14877138
I get boneless now because they're cheaper and a lot of places give tiny bone in wings. I like the big, plump drumsticks and wing portions.

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>> No.14877491

>>14877484
when i make them at home i use thigh or breast because i just want to eat my food not play with it

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>> No.14877533

>>14877092
>Cheese is fucking spelt wrong for some reason
It's like saying Froot or Wyngz to disguise the fact that there is no fruit or wings in your food. shit should be illegal since it's willfully deceptive

>> No.14877540

>>14877491
Why the fuck would you make wings at home unless you're having a party?

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>>14877189
i hear hollywood buys these by the truckload

>> No.14877548

>>14876801
You're probably not too far off. Is it dessert? I literally can't tell what its supposed to be

>> No.14877563

>>14877410
If this is a photoshop, it's very good.

Or maybe I've just seen an actual roasted dude today that's cool

>> No.14877567

>>14877498
Jesus, how much milk was she buying?

>> No.14877568

>>14877321
Lmao

>> No.14877574

>>14877545
>150mg of caffeine per slice

Jesus I'd have a heart attack if I made my regular sandwich with that. I know it's fake but still

>> No.14877581

>>14877199
not gore, fuck off

>> No.14877583

>>14877533
So what's "chreese" made of? The cheese powder you get in mac and cheese already seems iffy to me, but I'm british and didn't grow up with it like you guys did

>> No.14877599

>>14877563
It's not photoshop, iirc it's bread.

>> No.14877600

>>14877540
>Why the fuck would you make wings at home unless you're having a party?
because i'm having a party

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>>14877583
fuck if i know. If it's vegan like it says on the box it's probably just more and more random chemicals because that's apparently less harmful to animals than just milking a cow.

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>>14877599
human bread

>> No.14877629

>>14877600
this nigga havin a party

>> No.14877631

>>14877599
nooooo i don't wanna be bread

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>>14877581
yes it is you fat piece of shit

>> No.14877637

>>14875508
My Safeway carries it, I imagine a lot of major grocery stores do.

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>> No.14877646

>>14877199
i don't understand, is it the excess of meat?

>> No.14877649

>>14871656
I fucking hate americans

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>> No.14877659

>>14877646
yea, and its so greasy it sogged out the bun, what ever that slap of white shit is(cheese?) and it looks under cooked

>> No.14877662

>>14877646
I think it's the "medium rare" burgers. They shouldn't really be medium rare since they're ground beef, steaks are fine to be rare because there isn't any bacteria on the inside. Ground beef is by it's nature ground up and can have bacteria in the middle, so it's not technically food safe to have a medium rare burger. If they make the burgers in the restaurant with fresh beef they grind themselves it should be fine though

>> No.14877663

>>14877659
how do you prevent soggy bun?

>> No.14877667

>>14877355
bostonbombing.jpg

>> No.14877673

>>14877663
more buns

turn that burger into beef wellington

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>> No.14877675

>>14877410
i'd try it

>> No.14877676

>>14871957
you can round down on nutritional facts. so things that are zero cal or zero sugar or whatever can actually be a non-zero amount that the FDA permits and still lets you label it as 'zero'.

>> No.14877713

>>14871656
>vegetable fibre
>corn starch

so it is pretty much another byproduct of the American corn industry

>> No.14877722

>>14876075
not only that but good luck with the lead poisoning when Chang sends you counterfeit goods

>> No.14877738

>>14874531
Can confirm t. Finn

Kalle's Kaviar is legit good stuff though

>> No.14877761

>>14877663
it shouldn't be dripping grease to sog out the bun in the first place

>> No.14877770

>>14877663
Drain the burgers before serving
Toast the buns
Dry the tomatoes off, so they're not soggy
Don't add a huge amount of sauce

There's a fried egg on there though so soggy bun is inevitable with the yolk

>> No.14877784

>>14877355
Lucky to not get domed by that lid.

>> No.14877795

>>14873624
>It's basically the culinary equivalent to anchovy paste.
Isn't anchovy paste used in a culinary way?

>> No.14877806

>>14877623
I love that Chaplin reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u65lvwfTPtM

>> No.14877822

>>14873624
Anchovy paste is made out of anchovy. I bet that spread is made out of cheap pig parts combined with vegetable oil, coloring and liquid smoke.

>> No.14877831

>>14876750
oh wow im glad i get to see this video for the 1000th time
>>14876801
SAME JOKE TOO!!! WOW

is it so hard to find shitty cooking? is it too difficult to get a nice clip of a retard fucking up a dish and converting it to .webm???

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>>14877831
Shut the fuck up retard, I don't see you posting anything.

>> No.14877838

>>14877321
doggy :D

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>>14877837

>> No.14877869

>>14877831
Shut the fuck up retard, I don't see you posting anything.

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>using their teeth to clean chicken feet

>> No.14877876

>>14873613
If I had a nickel for every time I saw this image I could afford real cheese, get some new material

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>> No.14877926

>>14877650
>me on the outside
>me on the inside

>> No.14877946

>>14877250
>It scrambles my eggs and my bastards

>> No.14877948

>>14875036
>don't like chicken
This is probably true of a lot of anons. They never eat anything other than tendies from mutant factory chickens and don't know what actual chicken tastes like.

>> No.14877952

>>14875046
wat? How thick is that shit? When I'm losing weight I find it easier to go without rather than subject myself to these disgusting abominations of chemistry.

>> No.14877966

>>14877548
It's the dessert at the end of the tasting menu at Alinea. It's meant to look like an abstract art piece. The food there is so good that if you haven't jizzed yourself by the end of the meal, it's free.

>> No.14877972

>>14877310
You don't like the flavor of chinesium and paint?

>> No.14877974

>>14877583
>So what's "chreese" made of?
I was as curious as you, and it's probably not as bad as I imagined.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chreese
https://www.fakemeats.com/Roads-End-Organics-Cheddar-Gluten-Free-Chreese-Mix-p/eas-6-58334-72254-1.htm
Rice flour, nutritional yeast and starch. Comes as a powder you add water to and boil. I'm sure it tastes nothing like cheese, but it's not chemical waste trying to pass as food, unlike the product in the OP.

>> No.14877994

>>14874547
Apex KEK

>> No.14878056

>>14877898
Lol this one with sound is so funny. I love his outfit too

>> No.14878102

>>14876750
lol the waiter so fed up he just pitches the jar down onto the table and starts dumping stuff all over the top not caring how it looks like shjt

>> No.14878177

>>14877860
wtf is going on

>> No.14878191

>>14876697
who the fuck buys apples? You just go pick them out of abandoned orchards and your backyard

>> No.14878208

>>14877974
I guess it's just a way of not calling it nutritional yeast, which makes sense because nutritional yeast is disgusting

>> No.14878351

>>14875508

despite good reviews, it's a bottom of the barrel brand. Check your local Dollar Tree or 99Only. Ive seen the syrup in both. Walden Farms in general is a dollar store brand

>> No.14878356

>>14876219
Perhaps im nigerian. I crack the bones open to get it all though. Marrow is the best part of the meal

>> No.14878359

>>14876272
there are calories in it. Legally speaking though, less than a certain amount of calories per.. teaspoon or something can be printed as calorie-free on food labels

>> No.14878363

>>14871541
I tried one of their BBQ sauces before. Worst thing I ever tasted.

>> No.14878367

>>14876671
If it's cold then pass. If it's hot then pass the chip nigga

>> No.14878410

>>14877860
she looks so happy making that garbage

it hurts

>> No.14878526

>>14877355
took me 30 seconds to find the lid

>> No.14878562

>>14873604
https://bacon.fandom.com/wiki/Squeez_Bacon

>> No.14878569

>>14877385
But how do polar bears know what apples is

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>>14878363
I see a ton of varieties of that G Hughes BBQ sauce at my grocery store these days and that stuff is also nasty as hell. When I did keto I just made my own steak/BBQ sauce and it tastes a million times better.

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>>14877179
What the fuck.

>> No.14878614

>>14877355
I wish I could hear the sound it made

>> No.14878615

>>14877898
Why is he dressed like the Cream of Wheat guy?

>> No.14878626

>>14877952
It's a bit thinner than something like Butterworth's and it tastes like a fairly generic maple-flavored syrup. When I did keto finding substitutes instead of going without entirely helped me stick to it for over 4 months during which I lost over 70lbs.

>> No.14878639

>>14877860
>cutting directly on the countertop
Do people actually fucking do this?

>> No.14878665

>>14874547
nigga made a really good charcoal pit

>> No.14878670

>>14877806
fruit leather?

>> No.14878686

>>14878608
I miss him bros......

>> No.14878719

>>14876219
Get dat collagen, bruv

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too much arguing not enough food gore

>> No.14878773

>>14877209
We call that back bacon, you call it Canadian bacon, what you call American bacon we call streaky rashers.

>> No.14878793

>>14877377
Please delete this

>> No.14878817

>>14878765
Charlie?

>> No.14878996

>>14878765
that's basically steak au poivre

>> No.14879021

>>14877633
No it's not, retard.

>> No.14879046

>>14877613
she killed herself irl cuz of the bullying from this image :'(

>> No.14879067

>>14878996
It's milk steak, boiled over hard with raw jellybeans.

>> No.14879072

>>14879067
no i know that, and i'm as big of a fan of iasip as the next fella, but when cooking this irl it's basically steak au poivre sans cognac

>> No.14879076

>>14871656
>Sugars 0g
>Chopped raisins
huh wut u mean

>> No.14879176

>>14877893
Just cook that shit, dude. It's not a big deal

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>>14877445

>> No.14879288

>>14872815
after they roast peanuts and wash out the roaster, that water is "roasted peanut flavor"

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>>14877946
That gave me a good chuckle. Thanks anon

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>>14871656
>purified water

>> No.14879462

>>14877213
hear me out, that actually looks delicious

>> No.14879467

>>14877355
HOW

>> No.14879477

>>14878562
>How to order
>Sadly, you can't; Squeez Bacon is a 2009 April Fool's hoax crafted by our friends at Thinkgeek.
WHAT, This was a photoshop the whole time?
It's written on a wiki so it must be true.

>> No.14879533

>>14877385
how does a polar bear know what apples is?

>> No.14879658

>>14879533
Presumably from all the times he's been fed them in captivity.

>> No.14879736

>>14877662
What if you sear a steak but leave it 95% raw, then grind it up and cook it into medium rare burgers?

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>>14879736

>> No.14879766

>>14878351
I didn't even know 99 cent stores sold food.

>> No.14879787

>>14871868
based opinion. boneless wings are the only way to go. bone eaters can cry about it

>> No.14879863

>>14877199
ITS FOOKIN RAW

>> No.14879880

>>14876750
>eat it off the table you fucking pigs

>> No.14879965

>>14877878
you guys ever think that the internet makes some people think that they are living in a cartoon reality where things work like they do in their imagination? i see more and more of this shit each year, along with more bizarre practices by people totally into social media life. it just makes me think

>> No.14879967

>>14877885
is this one of those fake chinese eggs?

>> No.14879978

>>14871656
What an ungodly abomination.

>> No.14879998

>>14876671
do they turn it upside down?

>> No.14880071

>>14876219
Oh shit, I'm actually a albino nigerian
Well fuck, guess I have to contact the french embassy to give them all I have.

>> No.14880085

>spend 5 years becoming a cook
>chef invents this shit
Worst part is I'm sure they're proud of all the goo and fluff they probably spent hours preparing

>> No.14880101

>>14877355
What the hell was even in it? Based on the mess there was like, what, a cup of food?

>> No.14880123

>>14878191
believe it or not majority of people dont live near abandoned apple orchards you freak

>> No.14880128

>>14879046
Good
Got herself before the salmonella did

>> No.14880149

>>14871868
Totally agree.
I've never had one that wasn't just slimy fat.

>> No.14880240

>>14877355
Was this an attempt to make dulce de leche from a can of condensed milk?

>> No.14880270

>>14877179
Toasted and with maybe some cheese and salsa I would happily eat desu.

>> No.14880289

>>14877092
>Cheese is fucking spelt wrong for some reason

It’s a play on the word “trees” I think because it’s a non dairy cheese iirc. I used to work at a health food store that carried this shit. It’s disgusting

>> No.14880376

>>14878765
>Milk steak with jellybeans
>Gore
Uncultured swine

>> No.14880523

>>14879766
oh yeah they do. Most of it is shit no one wants but they get a lot of unpopular flavored things that didnt sell in the big chains and excess of things that DO sell but had too many to sell in a reasonable time. For example, my local one had Lucio-O's for months and they have Starbucks Tripleshots but they're $2.50 still. They also carry fire noodles and sometimes have novel canned coffee which is why I even bother going

>> No.14880530

>>14871868
this guy needs a beer!

>> No.14880552

>>14876219
tfw like gnawing on bones
tfw eat the "nigerian" way

>> No.14880588

>>14874467
It’s real crab ya dingus

>> No.14880606

>>14876683
>two bars intact
6/10

>> No.14880620

>>14876760
It’s in a lot of cheap candy too

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>>14874547
>AMATERASU

>> No.14880661

>>14877860
Mmm a nice sloppa just likea momma used to make

>> No.14880689

>>14877676
Isn't that how Tic Tacs, which are made of pure sugar, were classed as "zero sugar" in the US?

>> No.14880792

>>14871541
>>14871656
I buy this stuff when I'm on an aggressive cut. Its not good but its similar enough to pretend. Same goes for their calorie free maple/strawberry/blueberry syrup. You can tell its not real, but with some egg white French toast and some low cal bread it helps fight the cravings that come with eating a large calorie deficit. The cream pasta sauce is shit tho. Wont buy that again.

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>>14871541

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>>14877239
no...

>> No.14880983

>>14876750
>Charls at the end

>> No.14881025

>>14877477
wife material

>> No.14881172

>>14878686
Died of his death unfortunat.

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>> No.14881310

>>14871656
walden farms maple syrup is incredibly based. anything else from them is questionable

>> No.14881509

>>14874547
I'll have the chicken. Cremated, not cooked.

>> No.14881701

>>14877250
Do they use that whisk for abortions too?

>> No.14881717

>>14877410
It praised Allah before being roasted.

>> No.14881721

>>14877140
Breast or gtfo

>> No.14881946

>>14871934
tastes like freedom

>> No.14882117

>>14876671
>black