/ck/ - Food & Cooking

$15wtf
even in my expensive country its max only 12$

>>15077196
$15 is far too much for a chicken, unless you can fuck it

>>15077216
>>15077223
3rd world?

>>15077196
I can buy it for five euros where I live

Can you buy raw chicken and make rotisserie chicken on your own for way cheaper?
The ones at Costco near my house is like 10 dollars

>>15077258
Albania?

>>15077262
They sell tissies at a loss to bring more customers in.

Also, I always thought they were 5 dollars. I always buy them for 5 bucks every week.

>$15 chicken
well la dee da mr fancy pants.
No need to flex that you can afford that blue footed french cock.

>>15077262
>Can you buy raw chicken and make rotisserie chicken on your own for way cheaper?
After you've rotisseried your 80th chicken you reach the cost-savings threshold, paying off your unifunctional gimmick you used to cook it, you will begin to see slight savings!

>>15077359
>80th chicken
Not counting eggs, how many chickens do you think the average man eats in his lifetime?

>>15077372
eat a whole chicken every day for 10 years and that almost 3700 chickens

>>15077381
How do you not throw up. Chicken gets old after a while

>>15077394
stuff it down with more chicken obviously

>>15077359
>unifunctional gimmick you used to cook it
You can cook any kind of meat in those machines, vegetables too, how is it unifunctional?

>>15077265
France, I'm buying from arab meat dealers

Well gawdang I can me a good ol rawtissiree chikken for 6 dollars at the costco

>>15077196
In the united states, whole raw chickens are $5 each and rotisserie chickens are also often $5-6 each. Many stores use them as loss leaders to drive sales of other items. It's also possible to process unsold product into other products like chicken salad, so the deli workers are able to capture any lost revenue from unsold product.
>>15077262
fun fact, they are all the same price and not sold by weight. I refuse to buy a rotisserie chicken if I can't find one that so large it is pressing against the top of the container. I'd prefer if there were several to choose from at that size so I could find the largest bird

>>15077481
eggs are $0.04 ea. chickens are <$5 ea. god bless america and god bless walmart

>>15077460
it spins, that's one function

>>15077507
I've seen a handful of toasters with it as a feature

>>15077495
Because chickens can produce many, many eggs. Kill the chicken, no more eggs

>>15077565
he's talking about how cheap both of them are in the US, stupid.

Best eggs in the world. Hell yeah.
Best chicken also
(I know, I'm retarded, but thats a plus in US)

>>15077569
it's so amazing just how plentiful meat is in this country. often times third worlders visit and overstock their pantry upon first visiting american groceries not realizing that it's available year round and seasonal price changes are surprisingly mild

>>15077495
Where has 50 cent dozen eggs all the time? We just had our dozen large AA eggs on sale for 79¢ (down from 1.19) and that shit is crazy to keep in stock on the shelf. They were planning on going to 49¢ for Thanksgiving week but canceled it because we sold too many from our supplier already.
T north Texas Kroger dairy fag (oh and our rotisserie birds start at 7 but do often go on sale down to 5, 4 and rarely 3 dollars).

>>15077656
There are many third world countries in which meat is cheaper than the USA, you know.

>>15077196
Sam's Club is $4.99 for a 3 pounder

>>15077656
Most native Americans wont appreciate how fucking plentiful America is. This is coming from a non-native Asianfag. I was no more than 10 then, but still recall having 2 pieces of pork chops was the highlight of the week.

Now, you can get 10 lb of fucking chops for nothing and then throw half away cause you fucked up the oven and they got too bone dry without an afterthought.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JhazDYEfGE4

>>15077656
>>15077729
remember the american supermarket brought down soviet socialism.

costco has a rotisserie chicken that is good and cheap.

>>15077381
I endeavor to eat 10,000 chickens before I am.

>>15077765
And now socialism is slithering back into view once more.

>>15077717
I unironically like Sam's Club tissies better than Costco tissies.

Hate the jelly-like coagulants that come with all the Costco birds. Sam's Club has it too, but only after you put it in the fridge or something; otherwise it stays nice and moist, but doesn't turn into jello.

>>15077716
If you count "baboon I shot this afternoon" as cheap meat then yeah you've got a point anon.

>>15077828
Cute, but no.

I am from Brazil, a gigantic country almost the same size as the USA and whose main exportation goods are meats and agricultural produce.

How much do you pay for a rotissiere chicken? About $10 at a costco? You could buy 2 or even 3 of them in my country for the same price you are paying, simply because we over produce it to the point in which it is dirt cheap.

For $10 you can buy a little over 4 pounds of top grade picanha, how much would that cost over there?

Point is, the term "third world" is a very broad one, and the reality of third world nations is very different from each other.

Also, it is a known fact that some first world countries have much higher food prices than the third world, such as Japan, Canada and the UK.

>>15077806
I believe in you, I think you can easily handle 10,000 chickens before you are.

>>15077876
I was thinking more "starving african villager bushmeat" not "cool-ass brazilian bbq". And I don't know why anons are posting that their chickens cost $10, my nearby stores have them for $4.99 usually.

>>15077196
>$15
$5 in Texas
The grocery store makes their money on the $5 potato salad and $5 beans they put out next to the chickens.

>>15077876
>How much do you pay for a rotissiere chicken? About $10 at a costco?
$5. And I also don't have to worry about getting shot on my way there

>>15077806
Before you are? Why aren't you now? Do you not think, thus you aren't?

>>15077964
>Americans
>Joking about getting shot

I'm an American too, but don't make that kind of joke on /int/. You're just asking to get our country dabbed on.

>>15077876
Food is pretty cheap here in the UK. Eggs are like 15 for £1, Deens are only like 40p. An uncooked chicken ranges from £2 to £5 depending on quality

A rotisserie chicken is about £4, which isn't bad

>>15077976
I've never browsed /int/

>>15078018
Missing out, it's a special brand of shitposting

>>15077983
>An uncooked chicken ranges from £2 to £5 depending on quality
That is the point, for those £5 you would buy 6-8 uncooked chickens here, can't beat THOSE prices, can you?

>>15078089
Quickly, invade Brazil and secure their strategic reserve of chickens.

>>15078018
It's actually pretty good. You know how they say one should travel around the world in order to become a "worldly" man? Going on /int/ is like the ghetto, penniless version of that. Really helps exercise the brain so that you can become open-minded, and it exposes you to a special brand of shitposting that's beyond just what you'd get locally.

Brits, in particular, are actually pretty funny dudes.

>>15078089
No, but I also don't have to live in a favela, so it sort of balances out

>>15077876
Brazil and Latin America is more second-world than third-world, but on the lower tier.

>>15077593
Do the chickens have large talons?

>>15077196
$15 you're being played son. & that's in AUD, let alone USD. Charcoal chicken is amazing though.

>>15077223

>>15078097
>Quickly, invade Brazil and secure their strategic reserve of chickens.
Or you can just import them, our prices are cheap.

>>15080095
>No, but I also don't have to live in a favela, so it sort of balances out
I don't live in a favela either, still eat steak every day and get a stable job as a public servicer from which I cannot be legally fired from withoun't just cause, so I would argue that im doing better than you, specially considering I have a loving family, friends and a loving girlfriend.

What do YOU have to show for, other than living in a country that is more developed than mine?

>>15080212
That would depend on what country in Latin America we are talking about, Venezuela would be considered a 5th world or something while Mexico is a literal third world by the very definition of it and Haiti would be 4th or 5th.

>>15077876
>>15080212
>>15080783
you do know that "first, second, third world" really have nothing to do with economic class per se, but rather whether the country was allied with NATO (first world), Warsaw Pact (USSR) (second world), or non-alligned (third world)? thus, there is no such thing as a 4th or 5th world country despite how poor it is.

>>15081810
>you do know that "first, second, third world" really have nothing to do with economic class per se, but rather whether the country was allied with NATO (first world), Warsaw Pact (USSR) (second world), or non-alligned (third world)? thus, there is no such thing as a 4th or 5th world country despite how poor it is.
That may have been the case during the cold war, but now such terms have had their meanings change, at least in the minds of the masses.

>>15077232
>expensive country
>3rd world?
1st world public education system failed you.

>>15077196
Sams club has tasty ass big burd and its 5 dollars. I eat them as a low carb treat to myself. good shit

>>15077815
I take the bird out and put it on paper towel, eat what i can, then cut up the meat and bag it in the fridge to eat later. Well worth 5 dollars.