/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15078988
good thread

oh great this more of this fat retard

>>15078988
FUCK OFF GOD DAMN IT
things were good

so inherited a new cast iron pan, was rusted and dirty, stripped it down and put a few seasonings on it and its now my favorite pieces, did some research and its from the 1960s

https://youtu.be/CpqIPiiG2yc

not sure what imma cook yet so ill drop a meal from the night i broke the pan in

just some fried chops seasoned flour, egg wash, flour again, this time i really pressed the flour into them

sizzle sizzle muh nizzle

https://youtu.be/3pTIUQIFZk4

>>15079124
looks like you're cooking a disgusting hork
no one cares

>>15079133
im fine with this

made a roux style gravy inspired by my boy matty

>>15079133
IDK they look pretty good.

>he's back
based, thanks OP

>>15079133
looks fine to me bro.

left a bit of oil from the chops, added butter and flour for the roux, added chicken broth and some spices, viola

>>15079145
>>15079149
:)

>>15079134
>roux style gravy
lmao melted butter isn't a roux you fat disgusting retard

>>15078988
Yay Patti is back :D

>>15078988
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT

>>15079171

made some mash and mex style corn to go with it but thats boring, overall was dank, chops could have been thicker but breading was on point and its the best gravy ive ever made

>>15079178
looks real dry pasty and shit
like something from a $6.99 truck stop buffet

>>15079186
It wasn't dry but I would liked thicker chops so I could get the breading a bit darker not gonna lie I knew I needed to pull them a bit early

on some broke shit pulling stuff out the freezer so the next night did this filet in the same pan and had the leftover mash and gravy and made a quick cumber salad

>>15079186
what do you look like? post kitchen and body

>>15079283
you post kitchen and body first you stupid fucking retard

>>15079283
you would want to see my body
suck my asshole faglord

also got this french press, not a huge coffee person but it is comfy in the winter, if anyone has any tips im all ears, i like cream and sugar

I love your cat even if its disgusting you let it hang around the kitchen

>>15078988
Q U E E N P A T T I
I don't care what anyone says here I like your posts buddy. Glad to see you back.

>>15079327
>>15079328
>white knighting the stinky catfaggot

>>15079332
>regularly posts cooking threads
>REE STINKY CAT
Dont you have some fast food to shill

>>15079339
fast food is at least sanitary

>>15079342
I have unpleasant news

>>15079342
based retard

>>15079178
Looks good, how did you prepare the corn?

>>15079348
>>15079349
>trying this hard

>>15079354
knowing fast food isn't sanitary is trying hard?

i wouldnt want to know what NOT trying hard is

>>15079360
catfaggot food is less sanitary than fast food
by a wide margin

>>15078988
Damn you got covid or something? Where the hell were you

>>15079366
you honestly trust 16 year olds and felons to cook food for you?

>>15079374
not really but it's preferable over weird gross cat people

>>15079366
OP is attention fag retard, but at least he's not just a straight up retard like you

>>15079296
Bitch u think I'm scared? Now u

>>15079381
found another stinky dirty in denial catfaggot

>>15079178
I'm not a fan of cilantro and corn mixed together, but everything else looks pretty good. I have like 10 lbs of pork chops in my freezer I should probably start using.

pic is cheesecake flan from a bit ago.

>>15079327
thx she doesnt hang we have a photo shoot and she likes it and were done

>>15079328
:)

>>15079342
m8 ive done work in many food places you are naive

>>15079350
depends what i have on deck, this time it was a can of corn sautee it dry a bit, add a bit mayo, salt pepper cayanne and parm, then a bit of cilantro, top with a bit more parm and cilantro

>>15079368
i have probably got covid 3 times im a monster, i wish a covid would

>>15079391
that looks dank af, and yeah cilantro or mexican corn aint for everyone i love it tho

>some pasta

>>15079391
>cheesecake flan
That sounds pretty sick. I would eat the fuck out of that.

>>15079406
yeah of course the gross fat retard that lets his cats walk all over the kitchen is an expert in fast food sanitation

>>15078988
nice, where have you been.don't mind the pattyphobes.

>>15079296
>>15079299

I asked you first you retarded faggot. Lol how fat and poor are you to be such a bitter meanie to random folks on the ibternet?

>>15078988
glad to see you're back
head some fake news about patty in the taco bell anon thread a few weeks ago. somebody said she died. I was worried.

>>15079427
>random folks
>iberternit
y u such a white knight faggit?

>>15079419
i havent been in the food industry for like 15 years but if you think people give a shit about how sanitary your food is then wew laddy, i care about the food i want to eat not what youre going to eat

>>15079423
just been busy, all kinds of stuff desu

>>15079432
its all true im a ghost boo

>>15079455
when you rub your gross cat all over your food for attention
>wew laddy
it's obvious you're a gross disgusting catfaggit

>>15079433
Just doesnt make any sense to me that youd be mean to somebody posting fried pork cutlets for no reason

>>15079467
they look liked they're fried in hork and cat stink

>>15079382
Hahahaha ur such an ugly faggot

>>15079462
>>15079477
you're obviously extremely butthurt about something. maybe you got fired recently? girlfriend left you? always been a NEET? either way, it'll be ok, and dickered threads will be here to cheer you up

>>15079510
yes xtreme butthurt
stay very mad that people don't like your stinky fat cat thread

>>15079518
these threads are gold and you're a faggot
just sayin

>>15079406
>>15079408
It's pretty easy to make, just a chef john recipe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69ZL4yvz114

>>15079462
lol i rub food all over my cat in detention ur spot on m80


ok so this is where the real time cooking starts, i have an old potater that had things growing out of it, little soft, im gonna try to do something with it, if it doesnt work i have a back up plan so bear with me

>>15079455
are those scallops? nice sear, could be more even though to be honest

>>15079533
>lol i rub food all over my cat in detention ur spot on m80
take another shot
everyone thinks you're cool

>>15079533
>shot of whiskey and an old potato

so it looks pretty good so im gonna give her a go

doing like a thick mcDs style fries

havent done fries in a while and i have never really perfected them so trying some things

https://youtu.be/IPMfW_cGj2I

so my plan is to somewhat recreate the fully loaded fries from checkers/rallys, i hope to get close if not better, well see

>very rare sleeping on the job patti

>>15079757
cute cat, much jealous

It looks like you're doing an ice water bath before frying to try and bring out the starch? I always parboil or prefry my taters before the final deep fry, I'm interested how this will turn out

>>15079178
Nice OP, good to have you back.

>>15078988
You make the Taco Bell/undercooked burger guy look good.

>>15079694
Oh my God what the hell are you doing you are ruining the entire meal. Please post more pictures I have nothing else going in my life except for this thread

>>15079772
yes im doing the ice bath thing but im going to double fry them instead of parboil

>>15079776
:)

>>15079782
pls no bully

>>15079784
stay tuned for more ruins

At a friends birthday and her roommate is in culinary school and attempted creme brulee for tue first time.. thankfully i was there to guide her along, she nailed the creme, did a horrible brulee and even worse plating.

>high as fuck on cocaine
>MOAR flowers
>shaky hands plucking delicate flowers and trying to place them
>brulee with a tiny ass dab torch

lmao

>>15079797
>loaded fries
are you using cheddar?

>>15079804
If i wasnt high i wouldve stopped here or just hit it with 5 of those purple flowers

>>15079797
I want to clarify that you did not do anything wrong and I was not being mean to really be mean I just noticed that people here are mean and I wanted to fit in period please keep posting pictures I have nothing else going on in life please M enjoying this even if it's not a step please God I'm so lonely please God please God God please

>>15078988
Tuesday is my Friday, so I just got drunk and ate some nachos in bed. How come you always post a box of cooking wine, but never cook with it?

>>15079817
holy fuck, bro..

>>15079828
Please don't make fun of me every every therapist I have tried to call has laughed at me or just said holy shit men holy shit like like when I try and tell them my problems they just go what and then they hang up on me. all i need is a friend god im so lonely i put on a happy face and make people>>15079820

laugh and seem charismatic but im suffering inside so goddamn much please im sad be nice to me

>>15079817
it's ok bro, shit will get better
>>15079820
looks good, needs black olives

>still waiting on the loaded fries

>>15079817
no problem anon you are loved, ive lost 3 people in the last 3 months, we gonna make it my jibba

>>15079804
>>15079809
id rek this m8 looks dank

>>15079806
i plan to but im not there yet

>>15079820
TB brother that looks good, i started buying it to cook with then kept buying it to drink

>>15079843
Jeez dude I'm sorry for your loss man thanks for posting these food pictures you seem pretty like um i cant remember the word positive you seem positive so keep up the good work

>>15079843
am I crazy or did you not used to have white countertops/stovetop?

>>15079849
thx, gotta keep on truckin bro, life is a wild ride gotta go with it

>>15079851
wrong person probably, i started these threads in this apt ill be moving in the near future

https://youtu.be/h-_NNIX8cDA

did a light fry and im gonna put them in the freezer for a while

>>15079874
How long until the 2nd fry?

>>15078988
Ayyy nice one man

I was reading a thread where a few people mentioned you. Glad they were talkin a load of bollocks.

>>15079881
reheating the oil i cunt be rushed

>>15079896
cheers m8 dont fall for fake news

>>15079536
Jesus fuck dude, what is your problem?

Henlo catnigger. I have also acquired cats.

>>15079804
pro tip for brulees, use a loose mixture of brown and white sugar for the crust, the brown carmelizes faster than the white so it'll look nicer even if using a weak torch or just an oven

>>15079943
I have no good recent cooking photos, so suffer through this photo of in progress curry.

>>15079948
Man I wish I had a self cleaning oven.

>>15079954
New apartment, haven't used it yet. Judging by the way everything else looks, I won't. Then again... gotta die of something.

Fuck is this shit

>>15078988
are you an alcoholic

>>15079954
>>15079958
Don't self cleaning ovens just turn to heat up way high on a cycle to carbonise everything? Idk

>>15079929
i like watching fat tards self destruct
what's yours?

>>15079171
What do you think of my rabbit?

>>15080581
Yes, and it does work well, but in my particular case this is a fairly small apartment with bad ventilation. I would recommend waiting until warmer weather to clean your oven that way, because its going to smoke some and you'll want the windows open.

>>15079943
congrats they're very cute

>>15078988
Moar cat

>>15079945
Thanks bro. Like i said, i was using somebody elses kitchen and things, never used a torch that weak. It worked, it just took FOREVER but i did get the shell without burning it.

The molasses doesnt just straight uo burn?

>>15078988
Missed you OP, give Patty a kiss from me

why are broke ass normies so drawn to cats?

>>15081444
if you used pure brown sugar it'd burn a little bit but not to charcoal, you basically get the best of both worlds by mixing white and brown
i've also used brown to draw simple shapes like hearts under a broiler similar to latte art

>>15079178
yum yum in tum tum

>>15079518
Hey faggot, I like this thread and his cat. Fuck off and change your tampon, you whiny little shit.

>>15081473
Thats what she was about to do, use straight up brown sugar. After doing this hundreds of times my instinct was to nix that idea for the concerns stated above.. we did a dessert with chocolate cremeux, bruleed banana w turbinado sugar, candied pineapple, peanuts, strawberry icecream and whipped creme fraiche so i know the super roasty brulee flavor well but it doesnt seem like the delicate creme would hold up against that

The broiler thing sounds really cute.

OP wtf? Someone in a thread a few days ago said patti got hit by a car?

>>15081760
if the torch was as bad as you say then it was probably fine to use that much brown sugar, just don't do it with a normal torch or it'll burn too quick
the cream doesn't really need to hold up against the sugar, it's bitterness is for contrast
unless you mean you were worried about scorching the cream
if you're interested I would recommend trying out pumpkin creme brulee when you get a chance, it's very nice.

>>15081780
you should see the car

I was worried about you, OP.

>>15081801
The torch was, in fact, so bad that the actual creme was warm after the shell was formed. Her recipe didnt have her take the tempered eggs/cream/sugar up to 160-165 til nape and said to temper, let cool, then right into ramekins and into water in oven

Would that have worked? I had her do it the way id always done it and it turned out great

>>15081863
Answered my own question after looking up recipes and cook times.. it just takes much longer; fine for home, but restaurants and for batch cooking it makes more sense to get it to a runny custard to shave 30 mins of cook time off

>>15081914
also you can batch and refill used ramekins with that runny custard to send more out for later in the evening
i try not to think too hard about it, it's just pudding cup with a crust really

>>15078988
patti is a good girl

>>15079366
I worked in the restaurant biz and I can tell you as hard as they try to keep shit clean, cooking for yourself is WAY more sanitary.

>>15079462
Here does this make u feel better?

>>15081951
id generally make a couple gallons of custard to be cooked off throughout the week

>you can re-use the ramekins
lol. yeah right bro, nice try. everybody knows yiu throw them away after a single use

>>15079820

Holy shit, dude. Didn't have a plate big enough, so ya just tossed it in a fuckin' box? Nice.

>>15079912
>over 9 hours later
>still no loaded fries
Bruh, I think you've overcooked them

>>15079943
Niice

>>15083130
suck my enlarged clit dick janny tranny

>>15079757
beautiful!

>>15079406
sauce on this looks on point

Missed your nice cooking (and cat) pics, always good inspo

sorry made a cheese sauce

they weren't good not gonna lie, I'll cook something better later lol

>>15083732
ew that spoon or whatever is fucking vile

Fuck this threads

>>15083751
Hurry back, these blue balls gotta get drained after this cheese fry debacle

>>15078988
Here some purple and yellow carrots to give this thread some joy

>>15083751
why weren't they good? they look pretty good.
i don't like deep frying. i just roast them in the oven. not as good, but healthier i guess

>>15079315
I want to buy that thing. I have a bodum french press and the design of it is crap. The enclosure flexes on the bottom when I press, and the spout on the glass beaker contacts the enclosure so it's eroding gradually on the bottom. This model seems to solve all the design problems I identified on my bodum.

>>15082201
It's just Taco Bell. I also made a burger (though kind of overcooked it).

>>15078988

>>15079536
>he spends his night getting mad at people for cooking on an anonymous Taiwanese cat wrestling forum

>>15078988
My collection grows

>>15084115
IS that monkey from drinky crow I see?

>>15084268
Yes.

>>15084213
Show me your kott folder.

>>15079156
see
>>15079155
before you post you sperglord faggot.

>>15084115
ahh it's the based consoomer alcoholic drunk driver fat retard faggot again. Hello friend

>>15084172
>>he spends his night getting mad at people getting mad a people for cooking on an anonymous Taiwanese cat wrestling forum

Epic

>>15079943
them some high quality kittys friend

>>15079948
havent done curry in a while, plan to do a big batch of butter chicken or something soon and freeze some

>>15080577
depends who you asked

>>15080682
nioce

>>15081451
>>15081804
>>15081963
>>15083148
>>15084213
:)

>>15081780
lol patti doesnt even know how to drive yet

>>15083756
lol thats some cracked pepper that stuck to it, was clean i swear

>>15083889
do they taste different?

>>15083954
wasnt very impressed with any aspect of it at all, would honesty have been better with frozen fries and a jar of nacho cheese

>>15084080
got it from my mom, im not a big coffee guy but its comfy when its cold out, it makes a good little pot of coffee i plan to get some high quality beans soon, i also like that it doesnt take up much space

>>15081402
Thank you. They're about 6 months old. They were the last two unadopted sisters from their litter and living at a shelter, and we figured it would be a shame to split them up, so we adopted them both.

oi m8 trying to dig through the freezer and figure out my late dinner, not working with a whole hell of a lot right now so thawing some chicken boobs, probably gonna do a pasta

FASCINATING

really dont have a lot to work with but im gonna try to bang some shit out

https://youtu.be/v-Rq-4spRz4

>>15079342
Oh no no no no

>>15085854
can u respond to my post

gonna do something inspired by my OG homie olive garden, just wish i had them stix and salad

>>15086676
what was your post

https://youtu.be/seRnFeLgkNc

got most my mooses in place

So I took a breast cut it in 2

did my best to flatten it with a rolling pin cuz it's a bit late to start smashing it with the meat hammer

>>15086833
I like where this is going, please continue

>>15086685
No it wasn't a particular post it was just--yeah so like yeah you did it. Thank u

guys i just started working in the kitchen for the first time, did like 10 shifts as a kitchen hand and got thrown into a larder job and now heaps of people are leaving the kitchen.
the kitchen feels super understaffed because there is like 6 ish people in there now and the current person in charge is from a way more intents environment
i'm just not sure what i should do, i dont want to bail cause i need to the money but working a 4 hour rush with fuck all experience is pretty daunting to me right now

>>15078988
Good thread, checked and verified

I made a 12lbs turkey last night so I'd have a fresh turkey carcass on hand for making turkey stock for gravy on Thanksgiving.

The bird for Thanksgiving will be 23lbs.

>>15087366
holy shit it looks like ass
what's the plastic garbage for?
abysmal truss job.. do it properly next time or don't even bother
aluminum pan really?
random neck thrown in really?

>>15087514
Lmao, again, it's literally JUST for making stock.

Why the fuck should I do some fancy prep for something that it isn't needed for?

>>15087521
you were proud enough of it to take a picture of it
i'm sure stewed plastic garbage will make a delicious stock also

>>15087528
the plastic truss comes pre-done from the store.

I literally just removed it from the bag, rinsed it. Removed the neck and giblets, then put it in the pan.

If I were trussing it myself I'd have used butcher's twine.

The fact you think heat resistant plastic MEANT to be roasted is going to do anything just shows you're a moron anyway.

Kill yourself.

>>15087531
>roasting a bird over (((heat resistant plastic))) from the grocery store
lmao pleb
i'd stay kill yourself u 2 but i see you're well on your way kek

>>15087542
yeah sorry, next time i'll make sure to get a heritage bird for $75+ instead of a $5 grocery store turkey.

I'll also make sure to get all fresh herbs instead of using dried herbs, and of course I'll break out the enameled roasting dish instead of using aluminum, and of course, butcher's twine.

>>15087552
use whatever poorfaggot ingredients you want but don't cook it over plastic and then post it on the internet unless you want people to call you a retard, retard
also if you have nice cookware why the fuck are you using catering trays?

>>15087560
>cook it over plastic
nigger... are you talking about the silicon thing underneath the turkey that lifts it up out of the juices?

It's silicon you inbred moron. It's specifically so your turkey doesn't sit in it's juices for hours.

Like pic related, but mine is green and decorative.

>>15087567
silicone is plastic
>inbred moron

>>15087575
Its more akin to rubber, and again it's used ALL the time in baking and roasts and shit.

Stop being a retard and pretending you're better than someone because you don't use silicon. What a fucking stupid hill to die on.

>>15087588
as if cooking over rubber is any better lmfao
>hill to die on
kek no, reddit,
it's just funny watching you defend this gross plebian shit
absolutely on trend for the gross catfaggot thread ngl

>>15079332
Make actual cooking OC instead of endless fast food threads and we’ll pay attention to you too

>>15087613
look at my cat tho

>>15087610
>watching you defend this gross plebian shit
lmfao, so post your own haute cuisine you're making then you fucking poser faggot.

>>15087616
i don't post oc in the gross cat thread full of retards sorry lmao

>>15087514
Dude thinks he's Gordon Ramsay.

>>15087648
dude eats plastic ironically

Do you ever cook for your cat?

>>15084115
ahh DQfag what's good

>>15087575
>silicon
>plastic
bro get your room temp IQ out of here and only come back when you stopped failing middle school chemistry you uneducated filth

>>15087575
You are an absolute moron. Go look at a periodic table you dip shit

>>15087802
>>15087828
silicone isn't silicon, science masters lmao

>>15087849
pardon the typo, smartarse.
silicone is a polymer characterized by a backbone of the form -Si-O-Si-...with the Si allowing for two organic groups. This is fundamentally different from plastic, you genetic dead end.

>>15087867
it wasn't a typo, you fucking pseud
admit you don't know the difference
silicone is a synthetic polymer
it's not on the periodic table
it's fucking plastic

>>15087867
AHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
>pardon the typo

>>15087876
I'm not >>15087828, stop deflecting you waste of space.
>admit you don't know the difference
I literally named the difference in my post, ffs, I had to synthesize that shit in a lab experiment during my studies from the respective chloride.
You're the retard conflating silicone with plastic and organic rubbers. Silicone is not an organic compound and chemically inert at most reasonable temperatures.

>>15087992
lmao keep digging faglord

>>15087985
Si is called silicium or something along the lines of silici__ in non-mutt languages, while silicone is always silico__.

>>15088004
silicone is a sythetic rubber/plastic derived from silicon

>>15088011
it isn't plastic, not in a chemical sense. It is a rubber (elastomer) in the sense of its physical properties, not in the sense of its chemical properties (ie it is not related to latex or other such organic polymoers) like >>15087560 seems to think. Most importantly, it's immensely stable and does not require the same additives as actual plastics to be workable. So, unless you can name me a silicone additive that is harmful and commonly used in silicone cookware, hang yourself.

>>15088028
elastomers are plastic (((in a chemical sense)))
you obviously have your own definition of plastic so please define it so we can proceed intellectually without kys and ad hominems

>>15078988
happy belated birthday OPers

>>15087614
I would love to, pls post it.

>>15088044
Plastic (to a chemist) usually means an organic polymer with appropriate properties, an example for this understanding of the term can be found in standard literature such as "Organic Chemistry" by C. Vollhardt et al, and hence includes PE, PVC, PP, PS, etc. However, I do see Wikipedia disagreeing with my definition there, which is fair enough. But still, with a broad definition such at that the idea that "hot plastic bad" is a really stupid conflation, which is my main point of contention.

>>15078988
>taking shots of boxed wine

>>15078988
Good to see you again, OP. Don't mind the fast food faggots. I enjoy your original content.

>>15088097
>I had to refer to wikipedia to define my terms..
I don't care how much polymers you eat nigger...

>>15088159
did you even read? I compared my definition (example Vollhardt) with Wikipedia, which I would expect *other* people to refer to online

>>15088159
>I had to refer to wikipedia to define my terms..
Reading comprehension, you're slow but that's ok we've all been there, re-read what he posted and try again