/ck/ - Food & Cooking

That sucks man.

grate the cheese (coarse side of a box grater) before applying it to the bread, turn the heat down, its ok to flip it more than once to get the coloration right

>>15103978
You have to use butter also just lower the temp you fucking retard

>>15103978
Use lower heat, 30 minutes before making the sandwich take the cheese out of the fridge.

Put a lid over the grilled cheese. This will cause heat to accumulate and melt the cheese before the bread turns brown.

>not wearing a mask in hospital
Wow, how selfish

>>15103978
Cover the pan so the heat doesn't dissipate, like when you're melting cheese on top of a burger

>>15103978
holy shit do r*dditors actually?

>>15103978
Warm the inside faces first, then flip and add cheese, but keep the sides separate. You can also put a lid over the pan to keep the heat in there. Don't put the sides together until the cheese is melted or just about melted.

>>15103992
yes

>>15103978
That vegetable is expired

>>15103978
Use mayo instead. It doesn't burn as easily.

Try not putting the pan inside the fireplace.

>>15103989
I stayed a few nights in the hospital, they told me I could take my mask off in my room

>>15103978
turn down the heat and cover it for a bit
also let the pan heat up first

>>15104107
this.
also your heat might be too high.

>>15103978
I reverse imaged it to find the original caption and was shocked to see it unchanged in a reddit thread with everybody earnestly mustering support. 4chan is right about that place.

>>15103980
this.

>>15103978
>b-but Covid is muh fake, ok?

>I'll exploit my dying wife for bullshit internet points

holy hell

>>15104320
Yes.

>>15104296
You’re welcome

>>15103989

It's maybe from before the pandemic?

>>15104320
That post is old, like one or two years.

>>15104320
Yes.

>>15103978

>he didn't gape that pooper before the machines got turned off.

>>15103978
Stop putting halloumi on your grilled cheese gordon.

>>15103989
this image is from several years in the past

>>15103978
microwave the cheese for 30 seconds before putting on bread

>>15103978
Is this you?

Can you imagine posting a photo of your dying wife on reddit for some internet gold? I don't care how old the image is, the fact that this happened is mind blowing to me.

>>15103987
it also makes it a bit soggy though as you're basically steaming it.

>it also makes it a bit soggy though as you're basically steaming it.

>>15104608
dumb idiot nigger he's right

>>15103978
One time, I sat on a plane next to a guy with thighs just like that. I pretended to sleep while gently rubbing up on them. He could have just pulled away but he didn't (had a wife and kids with him). This continued the entire flight. Thank you, kind sir for a fond memory, wherever you are.

>>15103989
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>>15104322
Lurk more or you have to go back
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>>15103978
Low heat

>>15103978
>So full of yourself you have to take a picture of put it on social media in such a dramatic moment.
That is just fucking pathetic.

>>15104718
What's with the numbers and the alts?

>>15103980
Having your last moments shared online does suck.

>>15104760
It's a way to cope to some. You need to just let it out. I would do too if I weren't a shy af faggot

>>15104705
Did you get damp?

>>15103978
I'm going to assume that pic is actually a joke and she recovered from whatever she's in the hospital for.

>>15103978
Well I made a toastie this afternoon with mayo outside and it still got stuck to the pan.
Better luck next time anon. Sometimes, even the most basic stuff's out of our reach.

>>15104705
Often a person being sexually assaulted will not react out of fear. Something like pulling away seems like it would be the obvious thing to do, but the mind does funny things in threatening moments.

>>15104802
Checked his account. She is gone.

>>15104320
where in the pic does it say anything about covid you obsessed retard

>>15104791
He could let it out by making her look much nicer and gently holding her head as she dies. This moment should be private.

>>15103978
>that lei

every fuckin time, bros

>>15104320
>omg someone died of a respiratory illness which happens everyday all around the world anyways
You leftist scum get the rope

>>15104909
>Covid is a leftist conspiracy to make the Orange Fool look more foolish
Get over it snowflake, you lost "super duper biggly" and it's being reported as worse than ever before, ok?

>>15103978
Squirt some water in the pan and cover.

>>15103989
god forbid they catch the common cold. kys faggot

>>15103978
That OP is incredibly depressing
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>>15104687
These are retarded for one reason or another. It’s simple OP, you need to lower the heat. That’s it. You can use mayo or butter, whatever cheese you want, don’t try to cook them open faced because you’re not a line cook in a restaurant and those kind suck anyways, and unless you’re literally Gordon Ramsey your shit should be fine.

Also, the smooth brain that things your steaming it should be hung for being under 70 IQ. Unless you’re pouring water into the pan, there’s so little liquid that the bread will absolutely not get soggy.

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>>15104806
Dude was twice my size. He could have knocked me unconscious if he wanted

>>15105307
ok rapist.

>>15105307
Most dads don’t want to kill some twink and get thrown off a plane in front of their kids you sick twisted faggot. He probably liked bathhouses though.

>>15103978
how is it I get warned or banned for posting "off topic pictures"? you post something like that and nothing happens.

smoke a turd in hell OP

>>15105335
Because the mods are fucking faggots and they should all commit suicide. They literally delete high quality shitposting (the lifeblood of 4chan) in favor or low quality shitposting because they’re too stupid, unfunny, fat, retarded, gay, and black to understand that high quality irony that gets us going.

>>15104791
If you need updoots to help you cope with the loss of your wife then you should unironically end your life.

1. Use lower heat.
2. Cover the pan while the bread browns.

>>15105228
>there’s so little liquid that the bread will absolutely not get soggy
>implying the butter you're frying in doesn't have water

>>15104965
stale b8

>>15103978
Too hot. You need to cook the sandwich at a lower temperature.

PLAY FREEBIRD

>>15103978
I know it's not but it looks so much like Fitzthistlewitz and the user know is fucking me up even more.

>>15103978
lower the heat you retard

>>15105625
It even looks like the shit Mecha would make

>>15104296
>supporting a grieving spouse coping with loss in any way he can is bad
You're all demons

>>15105444
>the butter you’re frying it in
The cheese has higher moisture content than the butter you fucking imbecile, and if you’re using so much butter your bread gets soggy then you have actual degenerative mental disorders you absolute fucking retard.

>>15103978
Try not being an idiot retard that can't even make a grilled cheese sandwich FFS.

>>15106502
Not him but I actually am having the opposite problem. The butter melts too fast and the bread gets really soggy. How do I remedy this

>>15106448
you're not applying direct heat to the cheese you fucking mong.

You're literally frying it in butter, which is releasing moisture. If you cover it up, it's going to be wetter than if you hadn't covered it.

Im not saying that's necessarily a deal-breaker for you, but it IS something that fucking happens, go make two grilled cheese yourself one covered, one not and compare.

>>15103978
Use oven first, then butter a pan to grill it

>>15106130
>posting your dead wife on the internet for upvotes
who is the real demon

itt: mask and Covid-19 obsessionists, who can't even figure out how to do reverse image search, getting triggered over an image taken prior to the start of the pandemic in March.

>want to make grilled cheese
>no microwave
wat do

>>15106912
I wasn't aware there was even a method to make one in the microwave.

4/10 made me reply.

>>15104296
You generalizing retard.

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>>15103986
>30 minute prep time for a grilled cheese.
Just use lower heat

trojan horse off topic threads are cancer and against >>>/ck/rules/1
OP is a faggot.
Do your part to help purge this board of subhumans like him by reporting this thread.
Here's a link so you don't have to scroll up to the top of the page.
https://sys.4channel.org/ck/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=15103978

>>15103978
HEY REDDIT MY HECCIN WIFE IS DYING GIVE ME AND PUPPER SOME KARMA PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE?

I can understand getting a picture of this but posting it? Fuck even I'm not that callous

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>>15103992
yes

>>15103978
>>15107251
and we're supposed to be the heartless monsters of the internet
I'm fucking appalled

>>15107251
If there's a subreddit just for shit like this and OP i'm all in, pls link

>>15106797
>guy is losing his wife
>doesn't know what to say or do, just stuck there with his comatose loved one, not wanting to just sulk
>awkwardly decides to make one last post with her, unsure himself if he's making some sort of edgy joke to laugh off the pain or just hoping for some words of encouragement during a tough time
>subhuman on a cooking board sees post three years later
>being the soulless automaton that he is, he assumes the only feeling behind the post is a desire for upvotes much like he eternally thirsts for sweet, sweet (You)s
That guy is wrong. You aren't demons, you're more like a bunch of retarded chimps, incapable of empathy outside of your own shitty little circle. Go outside your personal safespace, mantoddler, it's only gonna get harder for you the more time and personal development you neglect beforehand.

>>15107459
Too inelegant. You will never be a Rusemaster.

>>15107251
Dumbass geezer, his username is right there in the picture.

>>15107281
>>>>>/reddit/

>>15107459
>>not wanting to just sulk
That is the only appropriate action. His wife is about to permanently disappear and this faggot is distracting himself, interacting with others. He's even sitting next to her, consuming food while she's about to fucking die, instead of embracing her while she still has a pulse. It's like he's just waiting for it to happen.

>>15107830
>socially maladjusted autists larp about how they would deal with a dying loved one
>as if anyone would love them enough to let them into their hospital room

>>15107866
When my grandmother was dying I was the only person available to sit with her, so I did. I didn't take a single photo or even use the internet. I just watched and held her hand to let her know she wasn't alone. After she finally passed on I fingered her vagina a little. It was very dry, surprisingly. I thought her bladder would let go of its contents. I wonder how it felt when my mother was coming out of it.

>>15107866
>ad hominem
You're the retarded chimp.

>>15103989
>11 hours ago
Retard.

>>15107901
Yes, I think we can all agree that the processes of death and dying are both very mysterious.

>>15106765
I use mayo and you’re still a tremendous faggot because it’s a non-issue unless you’re using a stupidly large amount of butter because you’re fat and/or retarded

>>15107943
bullshit I've died several times and it's straightforward and easy

>>15103978
Could always be worse.

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