/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15164579
you went out and got the coof for that? there's no actual food there.

Manbaby retard/10

>>15164579
Carbs, sugar and fat. You need some lean protein fatty. How much do you weigh?

>>15164584
Lots of food there

>>15164596
lean protein is the most flavorless trash. you need fatty protein

>>15164596
Around 360 I think

>>15164579
That same amount of money would get you weeks worth of fresh vegetables, fruits and meat. Why do you hate your body?

>>15164603
oops sorry new phone

>>15164601
Then you obviously cant cook very well. But hey, keep eating that processed garbage.

>>15164603
even google says you're a child

>>15164579
>Not a single vegetable to be found

>>15164622
pizza counts as a vegetable

>>15164579
not so good

Could have bought way more normal cheese for the cost of those 2% milk mozarella string ums

Could have bought real meat instead of those gross burritos filled with satured fat

Could have bought real pasta instead of the cheesy shells cups and could have done the same with normal noodles instead of the liquid salt cups

>>15164625
No.

>>15164622
I don’t really eat that. It taste bad, so I see no reason to consume it.
>>15164631
I’d have no idea what to do with any of that stuff

>>15164670
This is why you're obese.

>>15164597
>carbs
>carbs
>carbs
no, it's all fucking STARCH

>>15164603
not you again. fuck off attention seeking faggot

>>15164603
CUTE
POST TUM

>Not being embarrassed to check out with a cart looking like this

I'm not sure whether I'm impressed or disgusted

>>15164670
take the tim pool pill

>>15164670
Are you the guy who lives in a cabin in the woods?

>>15164685
I don’t really disagree, yeah
>>15164747
Here

>all that processed shit

Fat people truly are disgusting

>$50
>not a single decent meal

>>15164579
walmart? psht, try the little caesars hot and ready pizza

That's a month's worth of carbs, I hope you mistyped that timespan.

>>15164762
Yeah
>>15164771
You blind bro? That pizza is bomb as fuck
>>15164774
they are okay but the closest one is 30 minutes away and it makes me burp acid

It’s that time again

>>15164579
Terrible.

Gonna try something new

>>15164822
Looks like a bodybuilding meal

>>15164579
Looks good, but I don't see how you could eat that shitty mac and cheese. No idea what you gonna do with that string cheese, probably just eat it out of the bag given the rest of the contents of that cart.

>>15164806
Do you live in a shed?

>>15164854

Its a real live cuckshed

Hope it’s good bros

STOP YOU MADMAN

>>15164867
Already cooking

>>15164579
why are you on the cooking board if you clearly wont be cooking anything with al that shit

>>15164881
>cooking board

>>15164881
>>15164876

Do americans really?

Adding more heat

>>15164619
>fat protein = processed food
And people like you think they can criticize others on food and cooking. Neck yourself.

>>15164898
>shrimp ramen
>tons of cayenne/vinegar sauce
>microwaved in a plastic container
>eaten with a plastic fork

why do you do this to yourself

>>15164729
>starch =|= carbs
I hate this board.

>>15164912
What is the issue?

Either way it’s time to drain the water

Two flavor packs

And finally more hot sauce, this one is VERY hot

>>15164924
This nigga really is living in a shed.

And boom you’ve gotten yourself some top notch ramen

Pic for the thumbnail

>>15164603
THEN THAT'S NOT GONNA LAST U A WEEK

>>15164961
How is your wife's boyfriend doing?

>>15164806
>Natty Light
Dangerously based

>>15164898
>Louisiana hot sauce
Not based

>>15164852
>that deltoid
Holy shit how did he get enough calories for that growth?

>>15164968
I have many sauces

Choose your fighter

>>15164579
i have never seen a thin person drink diet coke!

>>15164579
>frozen pizza
if it's the cheaper kind then it's good calories to cost ratio, even if it's unhealthy garbage.
>frozen waffle fries
literally just fukkin potatoes that are cheap as shit, terrible purchase
>those cups of mac and cheese
AWFUL, horrible cost ratio to what you get, just buy a box of paste and a jar of cheese sauce and prep for the whole week
>honey mustard
good shit
>hot pockets
AWFUL for their cost, there are better microwave foods like
>frozen burritos
awww yeah that's the trash. Well priced and fairly filling. Also bad for you.
>string cheese
terrible but whatever, it's a snack food
>ramen noodles
fair enough
>diet coke
just don't fukkin buy coke, it's mostly water. or at the very least don't buy the canned stuff, buy the 2 liter bottles, it's way cheaper.
>hamburger buns
for fucking what, what is going on these buns, you're clearly at walmart buy some 1 dollar loaves of french bread
>frozen chicken patties
is THIS what is going on the buns? awful price AND taste. Buy frozen chicken breast instead.

4/10 best I can give you

>>15164579

If this isn't a troll then you have the palate of a 12 year old raised by a single mom who waits tables at a Waffle House for a living

>>15164983
Wow, you actually put a lot work into this. Although a lot of this stuff you called expensive or “bad price” was cheap as shit. All those buns were only 98 cents. Also the 2 liter bottles of coke go flat after using them like once.

This ramen is great btw.

>>15165001
>All those buns were only 98 cents
the power of the walmart brand shit

>>15164579
Wow OP, gotta say I'm pretty jealous, you're living the best life imaginable. Do you just smoke fat ones and game all day or what? Either way, comfy.

Jesus christ... Please don't be real. I live in a converted school bus and eat better than this.

>>15165017
I game a lot but I don’t really smoke weed anymore. I had a few edibles lately but that’s just because my brother visited and gave me them

>>15164971
obviously roids you retard. Such deltoids mostly always point towards roid abuse.

>>15164579
Anon i really hope something some day gives you the power to change your lifestyle. When you start losing weight and can see the progress, it feels amazing. Assuming you have people to see your progress change, the confidence it will give you will help. Or maybe you're like me and need to scrape your teeth on the asphalt to truly realize you need to change, whether it be a heart attack or not being able to get yourself out of bed.
God speed anon, Enjoy your food.

>>15165072
Thank you anon.

>>15164876
looks like this fat blob is taking a cum stack too

Shrimp flavored ramen is the worst flavor by far. Also Velveeta? I could eat four of those and still be starving

I used about $6 to make this because I got stuff on sale. If you are going to eat like a fatass at least do it right

>>15165129
looks pretty good man

>>15164579
college-aged bachelor/10

>>15165072
Why are you assuming he is fat? Thats not really a lot of food for an entire week.

>>15164579
fucking disgusting

>>15164579
>diet Coke

>>15165151
Have you not read the thread?

this thread is depressing. it looks like op actually still lives at home with his family but probably spends a lot of time in some rundown shed somewhere on their property snacking on junk food in between his mother's homemade meals. there's no way anyone could live on this stuff for any extended period of time and still be obese, everyone i've ever met who lives on instant noodles and frozen pizzas have been skelly-tier. op seems more enabled like those people on my 600lb life.

>>15164974
What is chicken dipping sauce?

Have you ever brought a hooker back to your cabin and killed her in the woods?

>>15164579
fatso

>>15165316
It’s a worse version of the Chik-Fil-A sauce
>>15165326
No

>>15165354
Have you ever brought a tranny back to your cabin and jerked her off in the woods?

Very badly. You could have actually got fresh ingredients to do all the boxed/frozen meals you got. And it would have been so so so much nicer.
And then just get rid of the coke as well as the shrimp ramen.

>>15165359
No

>>15164579
Hey that looks pretty goo-
>beans
yeah nevermind

>>15164856
>>15164864
>Eating out of a fucking bucket.
>Using plastic forks
Just why. Have some self respect. And how many packets of ramen is that?
Pic related just sums up this thread.

>>15165401
It’s only 2. It’s just enough food with the perfect combination of making my guts hurt so I don’t eat more.
>>15165387
What’s wrong with beans on a burrito?

>>15165383
Did you cook this in the microwave?

>>15165416
Yeah, most stuff I cook is done there

>>15165410
beans are disgusting, anon.

>>15165432
then why isn't it clean your whole place needs a wipe down jesus anon come on

>>15165129
My dinner last night

>>15164579
It would have cost you half as much at ALDI. Walmart grocery is subtly expensive.

To save more money and time:
>buy larger portions of mac and cheese and also this pic, cook it all at once, portion into containers, and then place them in the fridge.
>buy actual potatoes. Frozen fries still need to be baked or fried so the only thing you save is time cutting but for double the price. A sack of potatoes gets you twice as much for the same price. You can cut them up yourself, freeze them, then bake/fry them just as easily but for better results.
>buying blocks of cheese and just not being too lazy to cut saves you half the price. You can also prep by cutting and putting sticks in zip lock bags or just keeping a cheese knife in the fridge.

Honestly this is not a lot for $50. You're accepting higher prices in exchange for laziness.

>>15165444
That was before I cleaned it!

>>15164967
don't be an asshole. this guy clearly doesn't have a wife.

>>15165465
okay, good, could still use some detailing and every other surface of your home looked pretty bad, even your poor n64

>>15165484
True, but that’s my 2nd N64

This thread is gross

dubs get

>>15165410
Well then those packs of ramen must contain a massive portion cause it looks like a lot. What else are you eating today?

>>15165528
Gonna drink a bunch of beer and probably eat some hot pockets and more ramen

>>15165162
kek...that diet coke will make up for his sh*t choices!

Is this the anon that lives in his parents shed

>>15165557
It just taste better to me

>>15164579
coke $3
burritos $3
plain buns $1
maruchan $4
tyson chicken >patties $6
sting ches $2
sauce $2
sauce $2
honey sauce $4
palermo's $6
hot pockets, depends on quantity so maybe $4
potatoes $3
velveeta please tell me it's not more than 7 dollars

let's say $44 not including tax
how close was I

>>15165205
I got fat eating like that when I lived with my parents. My parents didn't cook shit and I made all my own meals. I got fat mostly from drinking a liter of alcohol a day.

>>15165450
Seafood with pasta is always good

>>15165608
Everything is pretty close except the hot pockets were $10(12 pack)

10/10 taste my friend keep it classy

>>15164766
It could always be worse i guess

>>15164579
https://www.ok.org/about/staff/

Good goyim. Keep buying the (((kosher))) certified products.

>>15164603
Why are you upside down? Some sort of obese sorcery

>>15164908
>lean protein = flavorless trash
And people like you think they can criticize others on food and cooking. Neck yourself.

>>15164579
Hot Pockets are literally not food anymore. They used to be okay. Now they are small bricks that ooze clear yellow plastic. Absolutely abhorrent.

>>15165947
Very sorry new phone

>>15164961
Beautiful

This thread.

>>15164579
that's not a lot of food for 50 bucks i'd say? the reason that junk food tastes so good and fills so little is there's not much food in it. i wouldn't WANT to live off of junk food for 50 bucks a week, but i could easily

>>15164621
based google

>>15166350
It’s enough for me

>this thread

>>15164579
I bet you’re a tubby little faggot from that cart

>>15164761
what? being a faggot centrist with no principles?

>>15164983
Mozzarella sticks are literally just cheese you fucking midwit redditor. How is that "terrible"? Please kill yourself you stupid incel 4chan kiddie.

>>15164579
No alcohol? That's a paddlin'

>>15164876
Why are you taking supplements to increase semen production? This makes this thread even stranger

>>15164806
Didn't you post nudes as well?

Did you buy any food too?

>>15166523
I’m drinking right now though
>>15166537
Maybe at some point a few months ago

>>15165129
good job

>>15164974
Valentina

>>15164579
Hey anon you looked semi happy in your thread. All I gotta say is get some canned fruit, steamable microwave veggies, and maybe some tea bags.

I hope everything goes well for you anon. Take care of yourself. Praise kek

>>15166708
Even though I am scared of your home and you seem like a total fucking creep a part of me wishes I could hang out with you and watch you get shitty and play mario sunshine.
I know it would be horrible and I wouldn't eat or drink a thing (maybe a diet coke at worst) but idk something about you is compelling.

>>15166779
Thank you anon
>>15166798
I’d love to hang out bro

>>15167052
Your life is a mess.

>>15167052
Awee its not the worst looking house. Plenty of shelf space for some healtheir, more satisfying canned goods. If you cabin is in the middle of nowhere I'd love to get a nice mini propane camp stove going and cook you some real food. Steaks, homemade burgers from ground beef, topped with a sharp cheddar, onion and mushroom sautéed in nice butter/fat, bun toasted in the butter than remains in the pan after the sautee, Alternatively I could even cook a few sliced of bacon, Sautee mushrooms and onion in the grease, and then use the buns to soak up the remaining grease.

Pickles would also be good too, I think to give the burger a nice crunch.
I'd also end up cleaning your house. The cabin really is cute. Again, you scare me alot so this is just my little fantasy.

I do wish you'd get a little burner and some pots and pans.... Microwave cooking is kind of... idk... not my thing ^w^

>>15164603
>>15164670
>>15164766
Go to >>>/soc/

>>15167082
Do you have milkers. This is written like you have milkers. Show milkers with timestamp please. /ck/ allows milkers

>>15165001
>t. future "my 600 pound life" star

>>15167052
Can we get a pic of the outside anon? do not show to much but enough for us to see the outside of the cabin?

>>15167082
You sound like a woman that I unexpectedly brought home to my depression townhouse. She told me to get a maid tho. She also wanted to dye my hair because I am basically 75% gray at the age of 33.

>>15167110
Atleast someone else thinks that anon has milkers. My milker radar is solid.

>>15167123
I dunno man, this is the internet. There are some pretty damn feminine dudes on the internet.

>>15167129
Yeah guess you’re right look what /b/ turned into over the last decade

>>15167110
I don't get women sometimes, nothing's sexier than silvery or salt-and-pepper hair on a man.

>>15167173
Do you tell them to “put the butter on the skin”?

>>15166798
You're attracted to hanging out with a fat weirdo loser that probably doesn't expect anything from you like a normalfag would. I know because I feel the same.

>>15167107

More Ramen time

>>15167315
Why don't you fix that staircase, bro?

>>15167315
That was posted in /v/ back in sept

>>15167337
I post on /v/ mostly.
>>15167336
We just built a new one. My old pal broke the old one

>>15167315
I’ll be nice but you’re a dumbass and did a self dox. Found your cabin on Google Earth in 5 mins. You are in Alabama is all I will say. Be safer with what you post on the internet.

>>15167357
That phone number hasn’t been in use for probably over a decade. It’s a relic of someone who died.

>>15164579
good job on saving money. poor choice of ingredients. frozen pizzas are pricey as hell and bad for you, small meals. get some soy free beyond meat if you wanna save money

>>15165316
Enhance some nuggets or a chicken dish with the sweet and zesty taste of the Great Value Restaurant Style Chicken Dipping Sauce. It's made with a rich honey mustard sauce and a hint of BBQ smoke flavor, for a zing that the entire family will enjoy. This delicious dipping chicken nugget sauce is ideal for serving with your tenders, fries, veggies and more. This food item will be a tasty addition to your next picnic, barbecue or nightly dinner. The fried chicken dipping sauce comes in a 12-fl oz bottle that has about 12 servings per bottle. Each serving has just 150 calories and 5mg of cholesterol. Quality is guaranteed with this delicious product.

go to fucking ALDI
you can get twice that much food for $50

>>15167447
>get some soy free beyond meat if you wanna save money

>>15164579
of course you had to buy ramen, I dont knoe why you bozos are obsessed with that thing

>>15164766
YOU'RE A BIG GUY

>>15166748
If you’re not being sarcastic then thank you

>>15165947
kek

Man there's absolutely no excuse to live like a pig and kill your body with this garbage.

>>15164603
notch? is that you?

>>15164579
You should really invest in vegetables, OP. Even it it's canned/frozen. This is mostly a bunch of processed garbage.

>>15164579
Aside for the pizza, that's shit I'd buy to eat at work because we only have a microwave.

So for shit you can only cook in the microwave, you did okay I guess.

potatoes, ham, mayo, cheese, full loaf bread, eggs would be a lot cheaper and go farther. Bananna's are cheap too.

I'd suggest you take a multivitamin also.

>>15168216
Choose your poison, anon have choosen diabetes and kidney stones

>>15164579
Terribly. The only thing there that's "real" food is the string cheese. Ultra-processed refined carbs and vegetable fats. Yuck. No meat, no vegetables, no fruit.

>>15164924
Why add hot sauce and then drain it off?

>>15164956
>Anonymous 12/03/20(Thu)16:27:41 No.151
delicious!

Niggas live like this and wonder how America's obesity rate sky rockets.

>>15167315
how far from the road is this?

>>15164603
Go buy some broccoli and chicken fatty

>>15167315
how much does a place like this cost? pretty comfy DESU

>>15168216

its probably what a good 65% of american consume every day.

when i was 12-19 we had about 12 american student living with my family at home as some social exchange, they were all very nice people, moslty upper midle class.

the only creepy thing about american is that depending on their social upbringing they have the same personality 90% of the time, it's quite creepy.

anyway, i have all of them on facebook, and not a single one of them havent turned into an overweight person.

its just they dont know how to eat, or the food they buy in store is already fully saturated with fat and sugar to the point that they are used to it

>>15164579
Feeling sorry for you / 10

You're no better than a degenerate drug addict. You can fix this and start contributing something positive to humanity.

>>15165450
Carbs with a side of carbs.

>>15164579
>Just got all of this weeks groceries for around 50 dollars, how did I do?
Man can literally build a small house with this shit

>>15164622
String cheese is a vegetable

god i hate walmart and all their shit brands

everything is so fucking mediocre and underwhelming

>>15164856
>Sonic
It all makes sense now

>>15168826
kinda like your post

>>15167315
surprised that isn't a diet Pepsi sign

>>15164603
SHAVE YOUR FUCKING HEAD FAGGOT! JUST DO IT ALREADY! TAKE THE FUCKING SHAVEPILL AND GET LAID TONIGHT.

>>15164579
You eat like shit mate.

>>15164766
Thanks for making me feel better, anon. Now I feel motivated to keep up with my work outs and lose another 20 pounds

>>15164822
Oh God. I don't like where this is going

>>15164954
We all do what we gotta do to survive man. If he's getting by living in a shed, it's working for him.

>>15164835
For a moment there, I thought you stuck the while bottle in your belly button and were just letting it pour out.

>>15169073
I usually keep it shaved but I’ve been extra lazy lately

>>15166708
THIS NIGGA IS 30, EATS HIS TENDIES, AND PLAYS MARIO SUNSHINE

HOLY FUCK THE REDDIT

>>15169124
This guy fucks

>>15165387
THIS NIGGA EATING BEANS

>>15169124
Bro, post your battlestation

>>15169181
Nigga I ain’t 30

>>15169193
Fuck bro, and I thought he was being generous

>>15169193
How old then?

>>15169192

>>15169219
>1st place
A champion we have

>>15169193
Your diet is aging the shit out of you if that's the case.

>>15169200
>>15169207
>>15169230
I’m 22

>>15164579
if you spent the same amount of money on raw ingredients instead of prepared meals you would have gotten twice as much food

>>15164579
You eat like shit. I do not even spend 50 dollars a month.

I eat:
>Serving of weetbix, fat free milk, 1 banana x 2
>Serving of oats, banana, serving of cholesterol lowering margarine
>Serving of no fat free plain yogurt, berries
> 1 to 2 apples

Everyday.

>>15168681
A man can build a house for free out of mud too, what's your point?

>>15167315
Man, with a little work that place could be downright cosy. Wasting what you have.

>>15169249
>I’m 22
For my own sanity, I'm choosing to assume you're lying.

>>15169249
Damn you look like you are in your 30s

>>15169249
Holy fucking shit. I thought you were almost 40.

Listen buddy, do yourself a favor and just go on a full carnivore diet. No veg oils, no processed foods. Just eat meat and eggs and cheese. Don't eat any plant or fungi. The closest you can get to plants is cured meats like bacon and ham. Please for the love of god. You must feel like shit all the time.

>>15169249
Keeping your make-up brushes above the shitter.

Disgusting.

>>15169452
Fuck margarine. The only LDL you need to worry about is oxidated LDL, which comes from sugar, refined carbs, seed oils and the gross hydrogenated wax that is margarine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfk2IXlZdbI&ab_channel=PanosEgglezos
See that thumbnail? That's your fucking heart healthy™ margarine.

You don't have to be a fat shit to eat butter and eggs and full fat dairy.

Also your diet is fucking boring. You probably are about as attractive as op, but instead of being disgustingly fat you are emaciated and weak. You probably look like pic

>>15169597
I am female (biological), you are meant to eat 0.8 g of protein per Kg. I eat 52 grams of protein. I am in balance with my macros.

>>15169652
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>>15169751
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>>15169652
I'm female too and you can eat real fat without being a fat fuck. Margarine and skim milk is disgusting. I still stand by that you look like the pic I posted. And you are weak too. Stop making us women look bad.
I bet you won't even eat egg yolk because you are terrified of cholesterol

>>15169504
It’s already cozy

>>15169249
WHEW LAD
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>femanons

Let me buy you a drink m’lady

>>15164579
Are you happy, OP?

>>15169652
>I am female (biological)
milkers with timestamp or gtfo

>>15164670
fuck off idiot

>>15169782
The only deviation to my diet is sometimes 1 eat 1 apple and sometimes I eat 2 apples.

There are no eggs in my diet.

>>15169249
>I’m 22
Zoomers typically look old and like shit, but damn, this is sad.

>>15169942
Holy shit we would not get along irl. I love eggs so much I got my own egg laying flock.

>>15169556
>No veg oils, no processed foods
That's all he needs to do, not your retarded lion larper diet.

>>15169961
Very cute.

I have no friends so all people do not get on with me.

>>15169961
How do I into my own duck farm, fren? Please tell me. Ducks are my favorite animal.

>>15164579
NICE BUNS/10

>>15170094

But ducks, hang out around their cloacas.

>>15164670
don't ever smile again!

>>15164579
>and a diet coke

>>15170121

>>15170094
Get a yard, don't be too close to neighbors (ducks are loud hos unless u get males) . The get duck.
My fucklings were 5 bucks a pop. Pretty hardy fuckers. As babies keep them warm, around 90 degrees in fact I would get them early mid june. Then after a week you can let them be on pasture if you live in a warm area. For the next 2 weeks keep a heat lamp on them. give them acsess to water so they can dunk their heads and squirt water out their nose, they are messy and nasty biches. I love them.

>>15170090
You would have more friends if you ate meat, animal fat, and eggs. Just eat some bacon and eggs around me and I will hate u less.

>>15170541
*for the next 2 weeks keep a heat lamp on them at night in a coop. And keep ur eye out because predators wanna eat them

>>15169966
Yeah I know but I'm trying to simplifiy it for him. And he hates vegetables. Easier to get this guy to eat steak, cheese, eggs burgers without buns, and pork than salads and smoothies.

I'm an omnivore but I like most food.

>>15169652
>I am female
Sus

>>15170915
Fuck off zoomer

>>15169942
Imagine being so scared of being fat that you practically give up on food. I sure am glad I know how to cook and balance my diet with some exercise.

>>15167052
you need to stop keeping your vitamins on top of your microwave

>>15170915
>Sus
i'm not young enough to know what that means

Hey OP, how much did your little hillbilly rape cabin cost you? Or do you rent?

>>15170933
Whys that?

>>15167082
I’m not a scary guy haha look I have a soft side too haha I would never murder you frens forever

>>15170938
It's on his parents property. The normal looking interior pictures are taken in his parents house.

>>15170938
My father built it when I was in Kindergarten I think. Not sure how much the supplies cost

>>15170957
Holy fuck, and they don't beat him senseless for letting the place/his body go to shit? What degenerate state does he live in?

>>15170944
the same reason why you shouldn't microwave in plastic to begin with. The heat can cause certain chemicals to leak into the food that can cause health problems overtime. There is a reason why on medical bottles they say to store in cool/dark areas.

Ps. my wife says hello, she hopes you are having a nice night and doing well.

>>15170965
I think an anon above said it was Alabama. That explains a lot.

>>15170961
>rape cabin confirmed
Blob sex is best sex

>>15164579
Serious question, why do you do this to yourself OP? What is your life like? Do you go to school? Work?

>>15170965
I’m the only person who basically ever comes in this room and why would they beat me over being fat?
>>15170967
Hope you guys are doing well too anon
>>15170982
Do what to myself? Eat a lot and don’t exercise? It’s easy I guess. I’m not in school but I will have a job soon

>>15170995
You're treating yourself like shit man. You deserve better. You deserve better food. You deserve to be more active. Eating the way you do is a way of coping. Would you at least be interested in learning to cook some meals? Its fun, I promise.

>>15170995
what job? not that anon but i hope it isn't something that is mostly siting. some physical activity is good for you even if it isnt necessary "exercise".
You're only 22, you don't want to live your life now only to suffer when you are older.

>>15164579
OP you are fucking pathetic. Jesus

>>15170952
:3 I'm sure u are very nice but I have a boyfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tCrBvkTVZA&ab_channel=TheCWCvilleLibrary..

>>15171018
I’ll read, listen, and respond to whatever recipe you wanna tell me. It would have to be something pretty simple for me though, as I’m only really familiar with the microwave and oven.
>>15171019
Well it’s basically either being a butcher or a store stocker. It’s not much but it would make my mother happy.

based shameless fat fuck

>>15171075
You gotta be willing to use the stove top too man. Do that and we can replace most of what you bought to day with better, homemade food

>>15164579
>not just raw ingredients
Just go to McDonald’s.

Here’s your new list:
Flour
Yeast
Couple pounds of beef
Gallon of milk
Loaf o’ bread
Butter
Garlic
Peppers
Onions
Potatoes
Rice
Should be about 30-50 depending on where you live. Keep the juice from the meat as broth and you could make a mean stew if you check the discount meats as well.

>>15164729
Carbs are the reason your body functions still, dipshit. Refusing to eat carbohydrates isn’t you making smart choices. It’s like driving around the block twice before pulling in. You’re just wasting time.

>>15171075
Dude be a butcher. I wanna be a butcher!!!

>>15171075
I'm in the same situation as you, same age, same region of the USA, just 70 lbs lighter (my max was 320)
the difference even just 30 lbs makes is huge; it's much easier to breath and walk around
other anons might not be able to understand the mindset where you can eat 3k calories and then go to the fridge looking for more, but I get it

I'm committing myself to 1500 calories a day maximum, eating primarily meat (carbs trigger the cravings) for the same budget you've set yourself
please consider doing it as well, time is running out for us

>>15171151
cut the yeast and get beans and (shredded or block) cheese instead.
This guy isn't going to know what to do with yeast. I am pretty good at cooking and I cook almost everything from scratch, and I still suck ass at baking.

Tell me anon, do you live in the cabin or retreat to it so you can play vidya and each gay porn?

ur a big guy

>>15171141
I’ve never used the stove top except one time when I tried cooking ramen on it and my mom told me to just use the microwave next time. Idk why really, but I’ve never used the stovetop since then.
>>15171151
I’m sorry anon but I seriously wouldn’t have any idea how to craft food from those items you listed. Wtf even is yeast? Is that something you can buy in a pure form?..is it powder? I thought yeast was just something roasties have in their pusy.
>>15171195
I might
>>15171202
Do you also work out though?
>>15171227
I do everything except sleep and shit there. Sometimes I go down there and hang out with my parents and watch tv and shit. Watching the Masked Singer now

>>15171455
Is that your mom's old ass feet on the right? How the hell can she stand to be in the same room with your fat ass?

>>15171465
Because she loves me anon

>>15171455
why would your mom tell you to not use the stovetop? Is she the overbearing type? Also yeast is the bacteria used to make bread, any woman can get yeast infections. Not that anon but i used to be 300lbs before i starting working out and eating healthy, it is more willpower than anything.

Anon are you seriously willing to learn how to make healthier foods? I have no problem typing some soup, simple low cal meals, or even basic healthy snacks. Just because something may be healthier does not mean it cannot have tons of flavor. Vegs can taste delicious, its just on how you cook them. cook them like shit and they will taste like shit

>>15171455
I'd use the stovetop.
Also start simple. Get some eggs. Cook them in butter. I like scrambled. It's easy and delicious and you don't have to worry about not breaking the yolk. Cook them on low heat with plenty of butter. I'm lazy so I scramble in the pan. Once its solid (which takes maybe 5 mins on low heat with constant stirring) just plate and enjoy. Also be sure to salt and pepper your eggs and add some shredded cheese! Healthy, simple, and delicious! Great with bacon.
Get something like this: https://www.webstaurantstore.com/choice-1-burner-high-performance-butane-countertop-range-portable-stove-with-brass-burner-8-000-btu/472BR1800.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=GoogleShopping&gclid=Cj0KCQiA2af-BRDzARIsAIVQUOeJuD_rrYHWUTxZMqDuFMYFVVQ9VcGE-HF8vAH3tADAEDC69y1Hnb8aAiUxEALw_wcB
Cheap and you can see the flame.

And yeahhhh totally become a butcher! I wanna be one so badly! I wanna learn how to break down large animals, I can only do birds but I wanna do goats, hogs, and cattle. Such a cool job! Plus you can learn about all kinds of cuts of meat and maybe occasionally get a good deal >:3

>>15164579
50 bucks buys you only that little? Jesus Christ.

>>15165001
Doesn't that chafe?

>>15171455
No, I've tried work out programs before and never stuck to them for too long because I was too fat to properly do the movements, even though I actually enjoyed working out
I've started pic related, but it isn't as important as diet

for cooking, other anons aren't going basic enough I think
I literally started out just browning 1lb ground beef and eating it with ketchup and braswell's tangy mustard bbq sauce using a spoon
baking chicken breasts is also very easy, literally just put them in the oven and pull them out when done

>>15171613
Careful posting workout routines, anon. Jannie is blind and thinks they're roll charts.

>>15171455
The stovetop isn't hard. You'll get used to it quickly. Stuff like Ramen is fine in the microwave, but you're handicapping yourself if you don't learn how to use a stove top.

People who don't learn to cook early on always regret it in the future because they have to rely on others to feed them or they make food that is just embarrassing. You might make mistakes at first, you might burn some things, but it'll be great once you get the hang of it

>>15164961
Someone make a soyjak

>>15171546
Not really a big soup person, but I’m open to other ideas.
>>15171557
I can try this. I like eggs. I tried keto a few months ago and stayed with it for about a month but holy shit it was boring eating grilled chicken and eggs for basically every meal.
>>15171612
I’m not sure what you mean. My drawer doesn’t catch or anything if that’s what you mean

>>15171655
>Its fucking female

>>15169249

>>15171613
I used to love walking/jogging/running every damn day man. I thought I was out of shape back then but I didn’t know how great I felt. Pic related is 5 years ago. Emi’s route in KS really made me wanna get back into running.
>>15171651
Honestly sounds pretty fun to learn.

>>15171676
Huh?

>>15171655
Oh naaah dont worry about keto. What you need to do is prioritize fats and proteins (and avoid processed food, beer, and sugary drinks. Even diet coke I would say to stay away from). So have a nice big chunk of meat grilled or pan fried in a good amount of fat (Not vegetable oil, prioritize lard or tallow for high temp cooking, sulu organics offers really nice grass fed tallow that is very cheap considering it will last you a year or more: https://www.thesulu.com/products/3-lbs-high-quality-grass-fed-beef-tallow?variant=13833614000241&currency=USD&utm_medium=product_sync&utm_source=google&utm_content=sag_organic&utm_campaign=sag_organic&utm_campaign=gs-2019-04-25&utm_source=google&utm_medium=smart_campaign))
On the side make rice, beans, potatoes, maybe a slice of toasted bread with a generous slather of butter. I know you don't like vegetables but idk, having broccoli sauteed in butter with a lot of cheese on it is some pretty tasty stuff. But I understand if you don't like it.

>>15171705
>avoid
>beer

But how will I enjoy things

>>15171693
Blue cat? If so that's a slab, nice job!

>>15170952

hey my roommate showed me this thread and I'm absolutely obsessed with you atm. can you please email me at themgreen59@gmail ? I absolutely need to know more about you

>>15171705
And just to be clear, I don’t hate EVERY veggie, I’ve recently adapted to corn, carrots, okra, and peas.

>>15171742
Do you have a Kik or something instead? I think I’ve doxxed myself enough without giving out my email too. Anything you’d like to ask, feel free in this thread as well.

>>15171455
Shot in the dark. Your mom is a widow and you're an only child.

>>15171777
My dad is right next to me right now. Happily married for 30+ years

>>15171774
Make a fake email like I did just to talk to you, glorious mother fucker.

>>15171798
Alright anon

>>15171788
So that's his feet? Yikes, is he a twink?

>>15171788
But are you an only child? Answer my question.

>>15171743
Ive never had okra, I might try to grow it and pickle it next year.

Corn is pretty good too, apparently its technically a fruit?! Weird right! I thought it was a grain but I guess its both a fruit and a grain. Weeeird.

Carrots are amazing, I've been on a huge carrot kick latley. I like parsnip too. I wouldn't eat it raw, but use it in stews.

A great way to get in more vegetables and be healthy at the same time is to make chili. It's delicious and incredibly filling. I take ground beef, a big can of crushed tomatoes (you can use tomato sauce too), jalepenos, onion, garlic, and frozen sweet corn (you can use canned but I got lots of sweet corn from my garden this year) , dice the jalep, onion, and garlic and add it to a pot. I like to use a crock pot because I like to cook it for a LONG time (2 hours on high, 4 on low, leave on warm overnight). I also add chicken gizzards which even my picker diners like in chili. I'd also add a good spicy chili powder and cumin as well as salt and pepper.

Sorry if its a bit more of a complex recipe. Its one of my favorites. You can also put beans in there and serve it on rice. I leave the beans out because I they give me heartburn. You can do this on a stove top in a big stock pot, and just cook it at a low simmer (just barely bubbling at the lowest heat) covered for 2 hours. Stirring every 30 minutes.

>>15171725
Idk I don't like beer and I enjoy things! You live in a cabin, go hunt or learn how to make your own alcoholic drinks! I really like fruity kvass and homemade wine. My absolute favorite drink is mead. I had some homemade mead last Christmas and I need to make some this year. It DOES take an entire year to make. You can distill too. But its very illegal and VERY dangerous. Homemade distilleries are basically bombs.

>>15171814
That’s my mothers feet you imbecile
>>15171818
No I have an older bro

>>15169249
Dude, if you’re 22 and you look like that your life is half over anyway. Just keep eating what you want. There’s nothing salvageable here anyway.

>>15171828
check out this website
www.losertown.org/eats/cal.php

it gives you a chart with expected weight loss over time with given caloric intake

>>15171828
Is it as fat as you?

>>15164766
I look just like you, god I hate myself.

>>15171857
If it makes you feel better I hate you too fatso.

>>15171828
why doesn’t she let you use the stovetop

>>15171863
It doesn't. I already know everyone hates fatties because I hate myself.

>>15171869
Because the slightly smarter ball of lint in the bunch.

>>15171807
hey make sure you are being safe on the internet while you interact with these people, friend. you remind me of my family members and not everyone who wants to talk to you is trying to be a good friend, be safe anon I love you.

>>15165947
That’s transfatgic

>>15171851
He’s in much better shape than me

>>15164579
>frozen pizza
>Mac & Cheese cups
>microwave burritos
>Hot Pockets
>fucking SHRIMP flavored ramen (shit is so bad that even during the wuflu panic buying, people in my area weren't buying it)

0/10, learn to actually cook and find deals instead of getting the cheapest microwave shit possible. Meanwhile, I buy fresh meat every week and still only spend about $30-$40 per week in groceries.

>>15171889
you're so sweet I could cry. I made a email special for this because I'm paranoid in general
anyway

i ESPECIALLY hope no one sends me a 2 gb rar of dolphin porn....

>>15171788
>My dad is right next to me right now. Happily married for 30+ years
you've been happily married to your dad for 30+ years? uhh... anon how old are you?

>>15171923
So he smartly moved away and wants nothing to do with you or your family. Finally the smartest guy that ever walked the great state of Alabama besides Forrest Gump.

>>15169249
>22
you're supposed to be in your prime physical shape. it's all downhill from here

>>15171972
Can confirm, am nearly 30 and even with exercise all I do is gain body fat and my joints hurt more.

>>15169124
Were you in Full Metal Jacket?

>>15171935
op learn to enjoy some form of green vegetables with this list as a reference. acquiring a taste for new foods and finding the preparations of those ingredients that you most prefer is a joy of life. You'll be the same person you always were but with the time I've spent learning to feed myself from walmart groceries, serving the microwave-steaminbag-frozen-vegetables alongside other foods was a cheap and easy sidedish.

>>15172021

>>15164603
When was the last time you got laid by a woman who was biologically female and not related to you for at-least two generations?

>>15171926
Shrimp is the best flavor tho
>>15171935
Yeah sorry if it takes me a little while to reply, I don’t check my email very often as you can see
>>15171947
He just left today after visiting for two weeks lol
>>15172012
I wish

>>15172049
It’s been about 4 years

>>15172063
What are some favorite dishes you grow up eating? What is in your parents fridge right now?

>>15172067
Can you please cook scrambled eggs with cheese for breakfast? You can even put your string cheese on it.

>>15172089
Macaroni was always my favorite as a kid. Mom usually made the Kraft kind with the powder “cheese” that a lot of people hate on, but I like it. I could have taken a nice shot of my parents fridge just a second ago but I’ve came back to my cave for now. There’s lots of games to be played and looks like this thread is at bump limit I guess. I’m used to /v/‘s 500 bump limit threads.

>>15172067
Are there no hookers in Alabama?

>>15172044
Is a higher or lower number better? The lower number foods look more fun.

>>15172105
Thanks for the intriguing thread, OP. Please eat an apple.

>>15172114
Probably, but why would I waste hundreds of dollars on sex?

>>15172120
Glad ya liked it. Tune in next time when I talk about hamburgers.

>>15172126
Hundred. Singular or less if you just want a bj

>>15172142
Blowjob - $50
Sex - $100
The knowledge of being a hopeless coomer who will part with hard earned money for 20 meaningless minutes inside a warm hole all for the sake of a 12 second nut - Priceless

>>15172142
A hundred is a lot for something that only feels good for a little while and possible disease(I never wear condoms). I’ve only came close to cumming from a bj like twice

>>15172150
The warmest of holes.

>>15172135
Ffs. You cook the burger on a hot grill, pan, etc for one minute on the first side, 30 secs if you want it pink. Then you flip it and immediately slap on the cheese. Once the cheese hugs the patty, you're done. Mayo, onions, pickles on bottom bun. Tomato and lettuce on top. Basic burger. Customize to your preference.

>>15172208
My mom actually made those burgers

>>15172208
>>15172212
Show her this post then.

>>15172150
>20 min for a 12sec nut

>>15172114
>>15172126
>>15172142
>>15172150
>>15172151
Why would he ever pay for trash 'Bama pussy when he can just drag a Stacy to the Shaggin Cabin and keep her there to satisfy him in exchange for orange cheese dust?

>>15172221
You pay for time, idiot

>>15165001
>no carpet/tile/vinyl over the subfloor

>>15172383
Sub...floor?

One last ramen for the road I guess

And also chicken sandwichs

Ramen chicken and cheese sandwich

How can you get so fat living off of the absolute lowest-level crap imaginable? Wouldn't the blandness put you off of stuffing your face with it?
>>15164961
>this is who's calling you a soyboy on the internet

Very sad thread. OP, quit denying your life is in shambles and get help instead if attention seeking.

>one shot at life
>fuck up this badly