/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Butter, garlic powder, american cheese, good oil

>>15221476
>unmelted cheese

did he really suffer some kind of mental health collapse?

>>15221476
new here, but i found this guy, very wholesome and good cooking skills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHLrVfPvriI

If you want to experience a proper grilled cheese, use mayo instead of butter on your bread.

>>15221493
exactly what a bestroked, approaching elderly, obese man with diabetes needs: extra smoke carcinogens in his cheese sandwich for just no reason at all

>band rehearsal starts
NOW WE ALL LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THIS GRILLED CHEESE
>holds up two blocks of cheese that have never been used for grilled cheese before
BEAUTIFUL
>taps knife on board
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
>puts knife away and taps different knife
BIG LONG SLICES
>cuts off the rind
LITERALLY CUT OFF
>exasperated breath
... THE RIND
>cuts cheese further
NICE LONG LUSCIOUS BRICKS OF CHEESE
MAKE SURE THE BREAD IS NOT TOO THIN
>cuts half the loaf off
BIT OF BUTTAH
>butters
SALT
>salts bread
>layers cheese on bread
TAILOR MAKE IT
>cuts cheese again
NOW THE SECRET IS...
>pulls out bowl of already made kimchi out of nowhere
HOMEMADE KIMCHI
>starts dumping it all over
BREATHTAKING
>camera pans to a fire
TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL
>dumps oil in pan
>mumbles beautiful
NOW PUSH THAT DOWN
>smashes grilled cheese down in pan
ON IN SHE GOES
PUT SOME WEIGHT ON THERE
>buttered bread sticks to spatula
>struggles to get it off
>clinks the spatula against the cast iron as punishment
GOOD
>smoke shooting out of pan
TURN IT OVER
>cheese hasnt melted
PUSH THAT DOWN
>squeezes grilled cheese down with rag
NICE AND CRISPY
>puts it back in
>takes it out
PUSH IT DOWN
>desperate to make cheese melt
HELPS CHEESE NICE AND MELTED
>puts pan back in
>elevates the flavor
>takes pan out
THAT BEAUTIFUL... GRILLED CHEESE
>burnt bread
>cheese still hasn't melted
BEAUTIFUL
>back in the kitchen
THE CHEESE HAS MELTED
>cheese can't be seen on screen
>taps knife against board
AND THIS...
>tries to cut the sandwich
CRISPY
>struggles to cut through the sandwich
>involves both his hands
>reveals cross section
BEAUTIFUL
>cheese hasn't melted at all
OH MY GOODNESS ME
>taps knife again
>slices grilled cheese halves into further halves desperate to find some evidence of melted cheese
OH MY GOD
>blows
>visibly struggles to take a bite
>chews
>shakes his head with contempt
OH MY GOD THAT IS INCREDIBLE
>struggles on another bite
WOW
SO GOOD
>ramsay buys a house in tasmania
>guitar solo

>melt a pat of butter on medium-low heat
>two slices sourdough and three slices swiss cheese
>heat until melty and toasted on both sides
>cut diagonally and dip in a cup of tomato soup
wa la the ultimate comfy lunch on a cold day

>>15221476
>>15221507
Boo. Get new material, /tv/fags.

>>15221476
>>15221493
Big gucking sloppa cheese it is
Yuck

Keep it simple. Use a nice rustic white bread, a good cheese that melts, butter on the outside of the bread.

>>15221511
lurk moar newfag

I cant eat grilled cheese anymore cause they give me diarrhea

>>15221548
there's medication you can take for lactose intolerance you know

>>15221550
Do they make lactaid but for butter?

>>15221482
>garlic powder
Not garlic powder.
Garlic Salt.

>>15221681
powder is better, fuck garlic salt

>>15221482
and the kimchi?

>>15221778
dude what

american+smoked gouda+the sharpest cheddar you can find
white bread, *copious* amounts of butter applied directly to the bread

>>15221788
he said "and the kimchi?"

Cbd

>>15221476
If using toaster + microwave, after microwaving pop it in the toaster for like 5 to 10 seconds to crisp it up

>>15221476
Mustard
Dipping into tomato soup

>>15221507
4.5/10 needs forced eggs

Try cottage cheese and/or cream cheese in addition to whatever else you're using.

My favorite grilled cheese, the jalapeño popper:
>halved jalapeños(optionally fire-roasted)
>grated cheddar
>cream cheese
>(optional) bacon
>sourdough bread

>>15221476
white bread
butter
processed cheese slices
if you're a big fucking man on campus, pre-fry a bologna slice and put it in the sandwich before grilling

>>15221485
He was on a world tour under the guise of a work trip for a tax break on expenses. Obviously drugged out of his mind for most of it, but he had to release footage from every place he went to justify it to his accountant.

Money's not an object? A nice artisan loaf, either from a quality bakery or made yourself if you feel confident enough. Pure butter from a local dairy, grass-fed free-range cattle. Likely salted to provide all the salt necessary for the sandwich. A blend of two-three cheeses that melt well - Asiago, Provolone, Monterey Jack, Colby, Mozarella, Gruyere, anything that melts well. Alternatively, Sodium Citrate mixed with a harder to melt cheese like a real Cheddar. At that point you have a Grilled Cheese, and purists will argue that anything else turns it into a melt. But I'd add a bit of fresh tomato sauce to it, personally.

If you want to start a real argument, just call out the savages who think butter goes in the pan and not directly onto the bread.

>>15222321
>slathering the entire griddle in oil and butter
why do people do this? i just butter my bread and it grills fine

>>15222353
Buttering the bread can be kind of difficult. It puts the mayo on the inside of the bread, not the outside. It puts a pat of butter in the pan and draws a little bread shape with it with the point of the knife. It places the sandwich in the melted butter. It repeats on the other side.

>>15222406
you dont even have to butter the bread at all. just cut a chunk off and stick it under the slice and it will melt out and cover the rest

>>15222335
Prove it.

>>15222377
I butter my bread, not my griddle.

>>15222419
Avant garde, fren. What if the bread is a rectangle shaped sourdough? Two pats?

>>15222425
Just look at the videos made just prior to covid. There's no other explanation for him destroying his brand like that.

>>15221548
I feel your pain. I have IBS that's triggered by fatty foods like too much cheese or cream. Eating a grilled cheese is like playing Russian roulette with my asshole

can someone post the video i lost it

>>15221507
Why does so many people do the knife tap thing anyway? Is it some kind of boomee habit, like licking your finger when turning a page while reading?

>>15222335
Always felt like this was likely but difficult to prove. Same as when he used to go to different restaurants and you just know in between shoots he was partying his ass off

>>15222321
Sliding it around the grill is making me want to eat it much less... idk maybe it's his fingers pushing into it

>>15221482
>garlic powder
do you add that inside with the cheese or does it go on the outside of the bread (and get toasted)?

>>15221493
That looks fine. Better than Ramsay (grilled cheese is a bit hard to fuck up though)

>>15221497
>use mayo instead of butter on your bread

that a great way to get your bread nice and black and burned really fast

>>15221507
>clinks the spatula against the cast iron as punishment
lol holy shit

>>15222321

this film sucks ass

>>15221476
>professional celebrity chef can't cook a fucking cheese with bread
Even a fucking monkey who didn't cook in his life knows how to do it.
Also
>this professional celebrity chef puts olive oil in boiling water for cooking pasta
How can someone be this donkey?

>>15222321
>fake bread
>fake cheese
>fake butter

>>15224268
But the happiness is real.

>>15224252
You know nothing anon and it's clear you don't get out much. I've seen people fuck up boxed mac n cheese

>>15223073
No, it's not. I've actually made grilled cheese sandwiches with mayo. It never burns because I'm not a stupid piece of shit like you.

>>15224290
>it's clear you don't get out much.
Well you got me there
>I've seen people fuck up boxed mac n cheese
What is this madness?

>>15224359
This isn't madness. It's /ck/: where a guy can buy a $200 "home pickling kit" and still create a noxious biohazard.

>>15222565
Nice of you letting everyone know that you're a sensitive biatch

>>15222321
Jesus Christ Favarou! It's just grilled cheese!

>>15223073
You're joking right? Butter burns at a lower temperature than Mayo

sourdough, cheddar, butter, dijon mustard, cooking oil of choice.

>>15221493
>wholesome
lurk 2 years before posting faggot

>>15228054
Been lurking since 2004. That was my first post.

Butter two pieces of white bread. Add slice of Kraft cheese, and build sammich with butter sides of the bread facing outwards.
Grill until done to your liking.
I know it's basic, and I'll get shit for Kraft cheese slices, but damn if they don't make an A+ grilled cheese.

>>15221485
correct response to failure detected

I made a dope one with sauteed onions, Monterey jack, and bacon on sourdough. With a garlic chili aioli on the side. Also and asiago, grilled apple slices, and bacon. Such a comfy winter lunch.

>>15221476
>Blocks your path

i cant believe jerma roasted him bros...

>>15229872

>>15221476

mayo on the outside
2 slices of american >cheese
put on medium heat

some things don't need to be complicated

>>15222335
>He was on a world tour under the guise of a work trip for a tax break on expenses. Obviously drugged out of his mind for most of it
Indeed.

>>15221476
IT'S FUCKING RAW

>>15221476
>anything but butter, cheap white bread and processed cheese

>>15221482
>>15222270
>>15222311
>>15228966
Not grilled cheese

>>15231273
Actually good

>>15221493
why are americans totally cool with looking this way

>>15231327
Ah yes the autistics "purist" of grilled cheese, imagine being such a sperg you seethe over a cheese sandwich

rate my grilled cheese

>>15221497
What this guy said. It’s delicious

>>15223073
Only if you can’t cook properly, you fucking mongrel

>>15228966
>The seagull look on in amazement
>The other bird's beak is actually closed
>He's developed a neck funnel to eat faster
>"This mutha fucka evolved himself ah fuckin throat net!" seagull screams
>The humans pay no mind and keep tossing crisps into the fleshy void

>pat of butter on medium-high
>rustic bread or challah
>taleggio or a similarly melty cheese like oma
>a good preserve or honey infused with a meme ingredient like truffle
>fry until golden brown on each side
>eat on its own or with creamy tomato soup
alternatively:
>pat of butter on medium-high
>honey wheat bread
>american or cheddar slices
>fry until golden brown on each side
>serve with creamy tomato soup
>>15221497
"No"

>>15221986
full step by step recipe, pls

bacon can be microwave too ya?

>>15231304
what do you then do with the onion and garlic? throw it out with the bay leaf?

Use a salty cheese and a gooey cheese. Use a premium bread, Irish butter both sides of both slices of bread

>>15222551
Knife go tap tap make monkey brain hap hap