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Let's settle this once and for all /ck/
Is the Ramsay burger good or not?
https://www.strawpoll.me/42299347
https://www.strawpoll.me/42299347
https://www.strawpoll.me/42299347

>> No.15240266
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>>15240265
Picture, and link to the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM_KMYulI_s

>> No.15240300

>>15240265
Of course it's good, anybody here would eat it in a heartbeat. The point is that such an elementary part of it is so fucked up.
I'm tossing and turning in bed at night wondering how he thinks a hamburger should be taller than it is wide. I'm desperately searching the web for a video of him eating one of his own hamburgers so I can see how he thinks it's supposed to be done. I'm going deep into conspiracy boards trying to figure out if he's a jaw unhinging reptilian. Your dumbass strawpoll will not provide any answers.

>> No.15240318

>>15240300
It looks awfully unbalanced. Way too much meat on that

>> No.15240363

>>15240266
He looks happy, I'd smash the burger down to a manageable size and try it for him.

>> No.15240364

>>15240265
Gordon Ramsay has been arrested for hitting his wife and daughter on more than one occasion. Disgusting.

>> No.15240371

>>15240265
Even if it was the best burger I ever tasted I'd tell Ramsey it tastes like shit.

idk why I just hate this guy

>> No.15240375

>>15240364
source?

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>> No.15240395

You could have taken 10 seconds spell checking your straw poll bud.

>> No.15240417

>>15240395
>>15240395
>Not calling them a burdgar
Plebs

>> No.15240431

Why won't Strawpolls show results for me anymore?

>> No.15240447

>>15240265
Too thick, I don't like eating something that falls apart. Burgers shouldn't be too big for a mouthful. Also why the fuck is this retard spamming olive oil everywhere? Seems like some of the things are over seasoned to fuck too. Just give me a plain hamburger or a big mac over this shit.

>> No.15240467

>>15240431
I thought it was just me weird.

>> No.15240471

>>15240300
it looks dry and its much too large for the average human being's mouth. also, the bun looks like shit.

>> No.15240474

>>15240265
>Let's settle this once and for all /ck/
we did...like a year ago...stop making this thread you fucking retard

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>>15240388

>> No.15240539

>>15240364
This has literally 0 correlation to his absolutely abhorrent creation that he calls "burgers".
Bet you feel so fucking proud having your opinion on food be dictated by a stranger's personal affairs.

>> No.15240558

>>15240266
He's high on coke in this video. LMAO

>> No.15240562

This nigga really seasoned the bub and the onions

>> No.15240604

>>15240265
RIGHT! AH, WELCOME HOME!
THE MOST AMAZING BURGAH: THE SECRET OF BUGAH
FIRST OF, SEASON IT!
>seasons 3 patties
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties a little more
GRILL, PIPING HOT!
>seasons 3 patties again, just to make sure
ONCE YOU PUT BURGHA...
>puts patties in grill
PUT THAT LID DOWN!
>seasons 1 bun for his 3 patties
SOGGY BUNS
>opens lid
>puts bun in grill
>closes lid
GRILLED ONIONS!
>seasons 2 onions for his 3 patties
>opens lid
ONIONS ON, LID BACK DOWN!
>leaves lid open
>drops oil bottle and a pan
>cut
>there are now 4 extra buns for his 3 patties
WOW
Wait till that goes
>closes lid
>there are now 5 buns in the table
PIPING HOT!
>opens lid
MMMM!
>there are now 6 patties in the grill and 4 onions
CARAMELIZE THAT BUTTER!
>butters 3 patties
A BUGAH TO DIE FOR
>butters the same 3 patties
NOW, LIGHTLY SEASON THAT GRILL
>seasons patties FROM A DISTANCE
>seasons grill
SEASON, SEASON, SEASON
>closes lid
THE BUN, 3 BUNS, 3 BASES
>opens lid
>closes lid
NICE, BEAUTIFUL, RICH CHEDDAR CHEESE
>opens lid
>puts cheese in 3 patties
ON, ON, ON
>closes lid
MAYONNAISE OOZING AT THE SIDE
>assembles 3 burgers
give me an S: S
give me an A: A
give me an L: L
give me a T: T
SALT AND PEPPER ON THAT TOMATO
>seasons tomato
A TOUCH MORE MAYONNAISE
>opens lid
BEATIFUL, ON SHE GOES
>closes lid
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
ON, DOWN AND IN
>lets all extra ingredients burn to a crisp
>Stevie Wonder and Kanye come over
THAT IS A BURGAH TO DIE FOR

>> No.15240643

>>15240558
I'd do coke if I could look that jolly and cutefully peaceful on a cliffside cooking food outside.

>> No.15240647

>>15240643
>cutefully
Kill urself

>> No.15240665

>>15240647
Jealous.

>> No.15241548

>>15240665
you will never be a woman

>> No.15241623

>>15240539
He hit them because they complained his burgers were too big

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>>15240265
>>15240266
I tried watching the video I can't make it 2 minutes in the way he talks just pisses me off, it's like he self edits to sound like he's speaking in jump cuts of a youtube video

and the shaky handheld camerawork too

I'm sure the burgers are tasty though, would expect better from a chef but then again he's a celebrity chef