/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Now you will think of her every time you see those chips. So romantic.

I guess now she has to give you a Dutch oven

#rekt

>>15296665
My girlfriend did that once. She later "accidentaly" fell down the stairs.
Never dropped anything after that.

>>15296684
This is what you guys do all day? Fantasize about having girlfriends and pushing them down stairs? My boyfriend was right, you guys are weird.

I'm trans btw not sure if it matters

>>15296696
I get so sick of incompetent women. Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."

All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.

Do with this information what you will.

>>15296696
I am a lesbian. misoginyst much ?Who said women cant be strong enough to beat their girlfriends?

>>15296714
God I love this copypasta never fails to get me fully erect

>>15296696
>woman opinion

>>15296716
Lesbians have the highest rates of domestic abuse of any combination of couples, including Black man, white woman.

>>15296665
Well now that stupid cunt owes you a new pot. And depending on her attitude, I'd dump her.

>>15296696
You will never be a woman

>>15296735
Gay man here
Can confirm
(We also have the lowest rates, oddly enough)

>>15296696
We want to push you down the stairs because we love you so much.

I remember a few years ago I went to my buddy’s house for thanksgiving and his wife dropped his crockpot and broke it. He hit her so hard I heard it over the TV in the other room lol. She had a black eye by the time the turkey was ready and just sat there quietly the entire night and didn’t say 3 words lol

>>15296665
d-did you hit her?

>>15296665
Sounds like OP is getting anal tonight.

It's her way of telling you that you cheaped out and didn't get Le Creuset.

Whats the fucking point of those things
Take a 10€ ikea metal pot and just use that

>>15297043
When you're using something every other day, it's just nice to have a nice one. These are tools for life. If you don't care, don't worry about it.

>>15297054
All of that applies to the ikea pot
and its lighter and easier to clean

Again. whats the point of using dutch ovens or any such difficult to clean heavy metal container?

>>15296696
your boyfriend is black isn't he

youre killing the white race whore

>>15297067
You mean cast iron vs steel or aluminium? It cooks differently. The heat is held in the metal and slowly diffused through the contents. Metals with more rapid heat transfer are for cooking that are more dependent on the heat source. I forget the technical term, but basically it's more effective slow cooking.

>>15297067
Even heating due to more thermal inertia. Cooking a roux on a thin pan is hell. Better for braising in the oven or a fire or grill. Fond forms evenly for deglazing. Ceramic coated cast iron Dutch oven is easier to clean than steel by far.

>>15297083
>>15297084
I dont understand any of those reasons.
Can you link some recipe that I would opt to use a heavy metal pot for?

>doesn't post pic of the damage
it was probably nothing and op is being a massive faggot. god forbid it looks like you use your dutch oven.

>>15296665
>another humblebrag i have a gf normiepost

>>15297142
alcoholic thread is over there

>>15296665
You shoulda gotta new gf too. One that isn’t clumsy with butter fingers. How do you think she’s going to handle your children?

>You know what happens to dropped children don’t you?

>>15297142
Ywn paint the innards of your big titty goth nextdoor childhood sweetheart tomboy gf's uterus with thick, twisted ropes of your rancid, yellowed chunky and fertile gamer cum.

>>15296747
Neither party wants to risk getting AIDS blood on themselves.

>>15297043
Ikea crap is poorly made and doesn't last.

>>15296665
drop it on her head

>>15296665
Inside or outside? If it's the outside that's no big deal.

>>15297072
where in their comment did you read that you /pol/ spastic

>>15296760
Dennis is so based.

>>15297568
both parties would already have AIDS by your logic wtf

>>15297773
double aids is a thing

So you let some nasty skank who lets random men jizz in her mouth into your home to handle your treasured gooods....and something bad happened...gee its like you are literally asking to be a victim....and for what?........to get your rocks off? Simp

>>15297098
>B-but I'm too ignorant to understand a simple concept of thermal energy transfer. Can you pwease take me by my hand and show me exactly what I need to do to in my life? Pwease, just like mommy used to to?

>>15296728
He will never be a woman

>>15296735
When there are two women in a relationship, there are two times the chance a bitch needs to be slapped around.

>>15298959
Polly want a cracker?

>>15296712
shut up

>>15296665
Hunter-gatherer primitive tribes were correct: Women should never be allowed to touch a warrior's tools, and that goes for numale kitchen warrior tools as well.

>>15296714

Holy shit that was a blast from the past

>>15296665
>my right hand dropped it

What size of dutch oven is the best? I am looking at staub and le creuset. Want to do chili, gumbo, roasts and have enough left overs for a few days.

>>15296696
as a woman, I don't think enough of us are pushed down stairs

>>15296696
>My boyfriend was right,

Why are you gay?

>>15296665
She did it deliberately to test you. Sounds like one of those women who have read 'The Rules'. Break something of hers, preferably something precious her mother gave her.

>>15296735

Can confirm.
I used to work at family court as an intern and would read the domestic violence reports when it got slow. There were A LOT of lesbian love triangles.

>>15301064
As a man, I have little use and less time for bull dykes. When I was at university we had a few, they were all shitty parodies of men. Everything exaggerated as if they constantly had points to prove. Their waif-like lovers all wanted to remain little girls. It was just annoying.

>>15301103

I wouldn't limit that attitude to just bull dykes. I've met plenty of straight women that feel they need to prove something to all the men around.

>>15296665
Take it out on her anus. When my wife does shit like that she knows she's getting pounded in the ass without any warmup. Maybe it's why she keeps breaking my wine glasses.