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The Jewish (Superior) Disapora over the centuries of Yiddish Science have found the perfect Cuckold Formula, to turn a man into a BITCH, from Hunk to Pussy. Its the most Ingenious of population maintenance drinks ever created - the Slave Soda, every soda you drink contains chemicals designed to control you, your hormones and your mind. Full of Aspartame ( Slave Medication ), Caffeine ( ADHD Potion ) and Sugar ( Devils Cocaine ) to create a putrid concoction of chemicals to control your Goyim brain. Silly Goy, you had the most perfect liquid right under your Massive Gunt the entire time ( Water, Eáu, Wasser, liquidé ) to make you the healthiest and strongest. But you fell for the Cuckold Marketing and Slave Seduction, making your bones weak, your teeth Rot and most importantly your Piss YELLOW ASF. And side effect includes being addicted to BBC Porn and erect over the idea your waifu getting blk penis. If you want to be superior to the silly goyim and want to become a smarter and stronger Jew, join the G_d fearing Diaspora and drink water.
Peace Nigger loving Trumplets

>> No.15305569

i bet you drink a lot of sugary shit that isn't soda. that's what i do. they will get you one way or another

>> No.15305579

>>15305569
I drink water like a true CHAD