/ck/ - Food & Cooking

egg fort

>>15323934
Quiche
Custards
Mayo

>>15323934
drive around neighborhood
chuck them at cars and houses
video event
post on youtube
get identified by police
get arrested
get charged with criminal mischief
become 4chin superhero

Boil them and fridge them dumbass, then you have a super-quick snacc you can eat anywhere at any time

>>15323955
maybe i should make pickled eggs

>>15323934
i know that feel

Mayak eggs

>>15323934
Make an egg dip and then get some crackers and chow down one day

>>15323934
Make a big batch of hash with eggs, meat, cheese, and veggies, then throw it in a tupperware for easy breakfast burritos for a week.

honestly, just cronch em

quick update i made a large batch of egg salad that ate up about 1/3 of them

>>15324357
I fucking hate it when I go to the store and accidentally come home with 11 cartons of eggs.

>>15324593
remember to led the salad rest at room temp over the weekend for some gas station sammiches

Fill your bathtub with eggs. Try to get in without breaking any.

Baking. Easy way to use a bunch without necessarily having to eat straight up egg

>>15324593
go to the drive in movie and eat the egg salad by hand

>>15323934
dutch babies/yorkshire pudding

>>15324641
Well actually none of those eggs are from the supermarket

>>15324641
same

>>15323934
Get some poach practice in.

>>15324663
huh?

>>15324641
every fucking time

>>15323934
Scrambled eggs and french toast for breakfast
Quiche and hard-boiled egg salad for lunch
Omelette and egg-fried rice for dinner, with meringue and custard for dessert.

>>15323934
Bring a girl home and in the morning make her eat all the eggs

Make your own Giga Puddi, but from scratch.

>>15324791

>>15323934
French toast every day for breakfast or kill yourself. Those are the only two options.

>>15323934
you filthy eggwhore

Zabaglione.

>>15324791

>>15324357
Start lifting and youll quuckly realise that wont be enough to last a few weeks.

>>15324791
why is the bucket so much larger than the product? is there a false bottom? it looks like it would only fit in the top half

>>15325641
>lifting
incel "hobby"

>>15323934
hard boil and eat with ketchup until you are full.

I am not big but I can eat like 8 or 10 in one go.

Eggnog is just a banger drink

>>15323934
Hardboil and eat as snacks
Alton Brown's cinnamon rolls call for like 5
Cheesecake calls for like 5

egg à la egg

>>15324357

>>15323934
hope ya like betty crocker

>>15323934
There's green aphids all over my foreskin and small pink balls. They're refusing to leave. Might offer them some eggs. Thanks Obama.

>>15326197
Looks like she's compensating.

>>15323934
They last forever, just scramble 3 or 4 for breakfast every day.

>>15323939
how does he get out without breaking all the eggs?

>>15323934
>Medieval butter beer
>zabaglione
>salt cured egg yolks
>carbonara
>scrambled eggs
>omelettes
>various pastries

>>15323934
>bet a guy that you can eat 50 hardboiled
>???
>profit

>>15326197
>>15326531
LOL

>>15323939
>>15326630
Does anyone have the webms?

>>15324448
Inject them with caesium and strontium then feed them to unwitting Tatars?

>>15326630
he doesn't. he was born in there and he'll die in there

>>15325641
I do farm work and occasionally lift and you're right, but I also have 12 laying ducks

>>15323934
make a couple of frittatas and freeze them for easy microwave breakfast

mayo

>>15324357
stuffing a fridge this full makes it not able to reliably maintain the correct temperature and constricts air flow which leads to accelerated mold and food spoilage

>>15329824
also forgot to add that it burns out the motor faster

Pickled eggs or tea eggs. Recipe is dead easy.

>>15323934
>how do i use all my eggs
By eating them
All of them
Yes, you have to eat all the eggs
Well.......what are you waiting for faggot?

>>15323934
How big of a surplus? I eat 36 hard boiled egg whites a day.

>>15324593
My dog enjoys egg salad as much as I do. It gives us both horrible gas though

>>15331098
Recipe?

>>15323934
Spanish tortilla

>>15331667
cute & brappilled

>>15323934
hard boil them and let them go bad in your fridge

>>15329824
Holy fuck it’s actually the exact opposite, imagine not understanding thermodynamics. Must be humiliating.

>>15331675
There are thousands of recipes out there, but the basics are:

12 hard boiled eggs, peeled
1 cup (250 mL) white vinegar
1 cup (250 mL) water
1 tbsp (15 mL) granulated sugar
2 tsp (10 mL) pickling spice
1 tsp (5 mL) salt

Then add, garlic, onion, peppers, beet juice, other spices, etc. You can also use the juice left over from pickled peppers to add kick.

The eggs should still be kept in the fridge or other cool place.

>>15331704
With onion, I hope.

>>15331704
also egg foo young

>>15331744
Projecting your own humiliation
Will cope by saying something like "haha, just trolling. haha look I made you post a picture!"

>>15331784
Not the other guy but you're a dumb fuck

>>15323991
>pickled eggs
I never ate them, or saw them IRL...
how to make them? how long are they edible?

>>15331836
that's adorable because I wasn't the other guy who stated the obvious.

>>15323934
make an Omelette filled with scrambled eggs!

>>15323934
Baking. From egg wash, to the dough or batter itself, there's a lot of eggs in baking. You need it for most cookie recipes, most cake recipes, most pastry recipes, and even a lot of noodle recipes, even though that's not baking, if you make your own noodles and pasta it's a lot of fun and you feel like a world class chef.

>>15325707
Japanese packaging is always wasteful as fuck, I wouldn't be surprised if it's just half-full and the top loaded with plastic or some shit.

>>15331704
Flour or corn?

>>15331906
wtf do japs really eat plastic

>>15326197
I forgot about this one. Pair of hogs on her for sure.

>>15323934
What's the best pie for merengue?

>>15323934
Eat dozens each morning to get large

>>15324791

>>15323934
My daughter eats a lot of eggs. It's good for a growing little girl. Her favourite egg cup is a gnome like creature holding a bowl over it's head. I don't approve of gnomes or sprites but it encouraged her to eat eggs. A few weeks ago I found out she'd been talking to the egg cup at night, wasn't sure how to take it. Sneaking into the kitchen. As long as it wasn't sexual I was okay with it. I've been sniffing it, to make sure she's not using it to pleasure herself. Anyone else here know of this kind of behaviour? I took her and the egg cup to a child psychologist but she wouldn't address the issue with the cup in the room.

>>15323934
Scrambled eggs, I use like 5 eggs every time I make it

>>15333326
No, but sorting plastic trash into special bins makes their dicks hard so all their products have as much of it as possible.

Quiche Lorraine, little fella.

>>15331849
Pickled eggs keep from three to four months. You cannot, under any circumstances, keep them at room temperature. They have to be refridgerated or you will get botulism.
>https://nchfp.uga.edu/how/can_06/pickled_eggs.html

>>15323934
Omelets, crême brulée, hollandaise, marrangues, mayo, oven pancakes, soufflé, quiches, macaroni gratins, make your own pasta, make some highly nuteitious fertilizer, build a fort and lastly, but not lessest, show them up your poopoo hole.

>>15328406
>but I also have 12 laying ducks
When our ducks were out of control, we'd scramble a couple dozen at a time, add some cream, pour them into freezing jars, and chuck them in the freezer. You can make decent versions of anything you'd use some scrambled eggs to make. The USDA will tell you how long they'll last. Trust them, not me, but I know that we used some 3 years after they went into the freeze.

>>15323934
Have you ever had pickled eggs at a bar? I'm pretty sure I ate one that was older than I was. Just get ready to peel skin from inside your mouth.

>>15323934
Learn & master the French omelette OP. It's tasty, impressive, and you'll have to go through a lot of eggs to get the technique down.

>>15323934
Whites for macaroons, yolks for creme brulee. Poached eggs for breakfast, scrambled eggs for second breakfast.

>>15324791
I want to go back, bros....

>>15337489

You know? fuck the pseudo crepe. Make your recipe, fire it, cover it and let it bubble like rice. It'll rise like a quiche without a crust.

I made those for years.

>>15326197
you've made it anon.

>>15323934
Make eggnog or advocaat: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advocaat

>>15326908

>>15325297
I desire to release my seed inside Kiriha's pussy.