/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15348537
be careful they might get fat

>>15348573
Please do

>>15348573
>>15348584
haha

>>15348537
What kind of cake is best?

>>15348584
Your chickens don't look very happy

>>15348616
People who think they can relate to animals are dumb.

>>15348584
What's the one back,left with the hairdo called?

>>15348631
Wez

>>15348631
Name: Ronald
Breed: I forget

>>15348848
Why are you feeding them cake?

>>15348881
I would also like an explanation. It seems like an expensive food to feed chickens.

>>15348881
They were being extremely anti-Semitic so I rewarded them with cake.

>>15348953
How do you test this and where do I get one? Also how do you know chickens like cake like people? I’d feed them chicken breast for max gainz

>>15348881
>>15348922
He's probably got a hookup with a local kroger that gives him free stale cakes that are a week old.

>>15348537
>>15348584
So these lil nibbas get a cake every week?

>>15349038
I’d love that. Food people deem old is the shit

>>15348537
>feed chicken nothing but cake
>their eggs taste like cake
>their meat tastes like cake
>still healthy

problem, nutritionists?

>>15349074 i don't like the taste of cake

>>15349109
I'm sure it works for cum too

>>15349109
Is that why you feed chickens cake?

>>15348848
I like him. He's got style. Nice sheen on the feathers too!

>>15349039
Every week

How do their eggs compare to the ones you buy at a commercial grocery store?

>>15349162
If they don’t eat the cake will they die?

You wouldn't eat Rodney would you?

>>15349177
it would be extremely cremeful

>>15349186
They’re big birds

>>15349189
for you

I used to have chickens, now I live in a shitty apartment and cannot have chickens, feels fucking miserable to be honest.

>>15349205
Get chickens for your bathroom

a-are the cakes made from eggs??

>>15349205
the jews fear the indoor chicken farmer

>>15348616
theyre clean, theyre protected from the cold and wet - theyre happy.

>>15348537
you're the type of person they had in mind when they invented the breaking wheel

>>15348848
chad

>>15349205
I used to have chickens too. They were stolen and presumably murdered by mexicans from a nearby section 8 apartment block. Bastards.

>>15349184
Rodney with the drip....

>>15349266
>having chickens in urban latino area
its like only they're allowed to keep chickens

>>15349184
Im gonna try that if I remember tomorrow. I got a lot of little shoes around.

>>15348624
people who can't read animals should be kept from them

>>15349341
People who project their current emotions onto animals need mental help.

I need you to do me a solid.
Feed the chickens cake, get eggs, bake eggs into cake, rinse and repeat.

>>15349377
If this threads up tomorrow Ill grab tomorrows eggs and make a cake. They dont lay till after ten.

>>15349416
I’ll bump for you, just tell me why you have a weekly cake

>>15349164
They're sweet

Kill the chickens

>>15349704
Kill this faggot.

>>15349416
>>15349377
Bumping for this

>>15348953
based

>>15348848
Gib big breasted goth bird

Some nigger feral cat attacked one of my hens

>>15350770
Fuck ferals
Shoot it

>>15348848
I was going to say something about BBC but he looks kinda small desu.

>>15350701
glam metal lookin ass

>>15350774
Oh I’m going to. I hate cats. Filthy nigger animals.

>>15350770
You need a goose. Geese are territorial and will beat the ever living shit out of a cat.

>>15350890
I had one but a mountain lion got her

>>15350770
kill it

the cat, I mean

>>15349416
based homestead anon

>>15349416
anon can i have your permission to draw this pic?

>>15350770
>>15350774
>>15350832
>>15351047
A man's gotta eat.

>>15351062
Stay away from my property, you four legged coon.

>>15350832
Eat shit. Cats kick ass. Acquire guard animal or better fence, chicken nigger.

>>15351243
Cats are for soi. Dogs, chickens, and horses. Yep those are real animals.

>>15349315
>I got a lot of little shoes around.
... why?

>>15351061
Permission granted ;)

>>15348616
Yeah, none of them are smiling.

>>15351110
If you want to send cats any kind of message, you gotta use something bigger .22LR.

I recommend .458 win mag.

>>15351837
why risk missing? OP you need an RPG

>>15349205
hahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxAbXdvWBew
you made me think of this
haahhaahahaha

>>15349074
>use eggs that taste like cake to make cake
>feed cake to chickens
>get eggs that taste even more like cake
>repeat until you achieve a super pure cake

>>15351956
>create cake singularity

such a strange thread

>>15351243
lmao fag

>>15351956
I think they tried this with cows, didn't work well

>>15351062
based

how messy are their heads after picking through the cake?

So we're still unclear on why these chickens are getting weekly cake right?

>>15350893
get a bigger goose, that will beat the ever living shit out of a Mountain Lion...

Eggs

I miss owning chickens. OP how do you get a weekly cake? Buy it? Or do you work in the bakery dept? Your chickens seem content

>>15354096
I imagine they get the cake to eat it.

>>15349162
do the jews fear the cake infused chicken, I sure do...

>>15354310
Birds fed

Best thread on the whole of 4chan

>>15348537
what would happen if you just fed them cake? would they taste like cake?

>>15354448
Doubt it, the meat quality would probably deteriorate and the eggs would become smaller and more malnourished.

>>15351979
is that a shiny?

Expect delays

>>15350893
Try getting a donkey then.

>>15351837
My old property a feral cat was going for my chicken coop across the upper pasture, and I grabbed the nearest rifle I had.

I unironically obliterated the four legged Zulu with .303 British

>>15354480
how do you live like this

>>15351329

>>15354480
kek, still better than my kitchen...

Progress

>>15354500
based bong

>>15351956
I read that as a super puke cake

I’m the guy with the chicken that was attacked by nig cats. Feed them some left over cornbread this morning.

>>15354804
Then I went to check the horses water and there is a drowned frozen squirrel.

>>15354804

>>15354703
ingredients

>>15354810
You should fish the squirrel out and do a cook along thread with it. It is well preserved and everything but the brain is edible

>>15354825
My grandma says she ate squirrel brains as a kid

>>15354814
Keep laughing furnig

>>15350770
>>15350832
>>15351062
filthy cats get the gat and a nice little dirt nap

>>15354810
I'm guessing it fell in when it was pretty cold, had a hard time jumping out between the near freezing water temps and being weighed down with soaked fur, and hypothermia set in pretty quickly. Interesting to see one die in about 5 inches of water.

>>15354831
>mmmm prions!

>>15354825
I already threw it away :(

>>15354840
It’s about a foot deep it’s like 45% full.

>>15354824
Id have used butter instead of oil if this was for me.

>>15354849
Interesting, looks more shallow from the perspective in the picture. Oh well, fuck squirrels. Had to squirrel proof my attic a few months ago from these faggots crawling in and building a nest.

>>15354853
Mixed

>>15354856
I had already drained a good bit of the water from the bottom valve before I took the picture. So technically in the picture it’s was like 5 inches

>>15354842
Tragic but I don’t fault you for not thinking of eating it. I wish we had more untraditional food threads here

>>15351411
For sale: baby shoes, never worn

>>15351411
He is uncle anon

>>15354862
In the pan. I dont use a timer. I hope for the best.

>>15354950
Best of luck to you

>>15354950
Letting it cool

>>15354535
Its two days of crud. I was canning yesterday .

>>15348537
Happy Wednesday cluckers!

>>15349266
On the bright side, you ran your own food shelter for about 30 seconds and helped feed a hungry family

>>15351837
You're supposed to shoot their heads

>>15355128
eagerly awaiting a review

>>15355128

>>15355325
This is mad cock disease waiting to happen. RIP OP.

>>15355325
oh dear lord, he actually did it

>>15355325
>that thumb
are you a goblin?

>>15355325

>>15355403
are they not eating it?

Nice job OP, i would like to thank you for your service of the birbies

>>15348537
why are you feeding chickens a chicken cake? don’t make them cannibals you disgusting sicko

Chicken cant even taste sweetness so this is kinda boring

>>15355420
>>15355420
They are

>>15348848
>Noble breed, the I-forget, beautiful plumage!

>>15348881
He took Marie Antoinette’s advice and gave them cake when he couldn’t afford bread

>>15355451
moar ronald pics plz

>>15355447
fuck off, this is the best thread in the catalog

Absolutely based homesteader thread

>>15348616
They're chickens, retard. They aren't going to be able to start smiling with their lips and suck you off in appreciation.

>>15355451

>>15355502
Glorious, I hope you continue the tradition

I'm going to save your images and repost them on /an/ eventually to get the autist psychopaths on that board mad

thanks op

>>15355502

>>15354879
Glad I'm not the only person that thought this

Great thread, great chickens op

>>15348537
This is like the prequel to poultrygeist.

>>15355548
I wish that was me

>>15355646
Im going to chop his head off one day. Unless a racoon gets him first.

>>15355686
Why don’t you have a livestock guardian dog and an electric fence?

Bumparoooo

Thanks OP,
fucking epic thread.

>>15351956
>>15349074
https://foodblogposts.blogspot.com/2021/01/food-blog-cxxviii.html

>>15354480
you forgot to close the cupboard

>>15355686
Why though

>>15356142
To eat it you retard what do you think? He’s farming them for pets?

>>15355451
i love this thread minus the cat hating. your chickens are adorable. like that you bake them cake, not sure how good it is for them though. are you trying to fatten them up?

>>15354833
But they only like dogs.

>>15356345
He can't kill Rodney. That cock is based and redpilled

>>15356719
Why are you concerned with how healthy a cake is for a chicken? Do you really think it’s going to affect them so adversely it’s a serious problem? They’d probably eat fucking lead pellets of you gave it to them. So long as they aren’t disease-ridden or unable to move they’re basically fine.

>>15348848
That's an Orpington/Chinese Silky crossbreed (although why you'd crossbreed those two subspecies is a fucking mystery to me).

>>15354669
Eat those bananas before they go bad.

>>15357008
eat pellets from my asshole fag

>>15357062

>>15357060
Those bananas look green

>>15348537
>Chicken cake day
/ck/ was okay today

>>15350893
you need a polar bear then, they'll scare away the mountain lion.

The energy of this fucking thread is the kind of thing that keeps me coming back to this shithole

good thread

>>15355686
it took entirely too long for me to realize the chicken in the middle is facing away from the camera. i thought it was some eldritch abomination.

>>15348537
Those fuckers look tasty...

>>15355686
>Im going to chop his head off one day

god I wish that were me

>>15355340
Your mom has mad cock disease >:D
Cause she's mad about my cock >:D

>>15355686
That whore in the middle is just askin for it

>>15355686
w..where do the eggs come from?

>>15359969
Yeah, she told me how angry she was about how small it was.

>>15354481
Seriously, donkeys will kill mountain lions and coyotes. Our local animal farm use donkeys, guinea fowl, and Tibetan Mastiffs to keep guard.

>>15361793
Decent balance, but without a strong white magic user you need a lot of grinding to proceed in the late stages.

>>15354480
>Expect delays

>>15349205

Someone post it

>>15348537
I don't see any Big White Cocks to lead or create no wonder your chickens are brainlets eating cake without a fork.

>>15350893
Get a dog

>>15362146
I wasted a lot of middle school and highschool on those games. Weird what bubbles up twenty years later.

Good thread

>>15362146
HOLY BASED

piss on thechickens, they wont care

>>15354500
RULE BRITANNIA!

>>15349341
>>15349353
You're both faggots that should go back tor reddit.

>>15365147
Why not stop sucking cock you faggot?

>>15362533
chickens can't grasp forks, anon
this is common knowledge among most people

>>15349416
What are the eggs like? What's the meat like? What else do you feed them?

>>15367092
cake

>>15349416
you're feeding eggs to chicken? what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>15367114
They're nutritious. It's actually common practice to mix crushed eggshells into chicken feed so the chickens produce thicker tougher shells next time.

>>15367114
unfertilized eggs are just chicken menstruation

what happens to the cake

>>15367651
They eat it

>>15367649
Unfertilized? You see that roost dont you?
>>15367114
Theyll eat their own eggs out of the laying boxes if theyre underfed and feeding the shells back to them really helps with egg production.
>>15367092
They taste like chicken but more so. It depends on what I feed them for a few weeks before chopping time. I like to do the french method of soaking corn in milk and letting them stuff there faces with just that. Makes for some tasty duck and old laying hens or rooster.

>>15367663
and then what happens

>>15367688
Some sort of digestion I dunno

>>15354824
Came in doubtful but I am okay with this

>>15367691
why do the chickens eat the cake ?

>>15367758
Chickens will eat anything they think is food
And I mean anything

>>15367772
Yea if they see blood on other chicken they will peck it to death

>>15367685
>feeding the shells back to them really helps with egg production.
It's more feeding them back the calcium so the shells are less brittle.

>>15349416
eggs are developing inside the chicken for many days anon, tomorrow's eggs will have none of today's cake in them.
Also, you should consider removing the frosting from the cake before giving it to the chickens. I reckon the cake itself is ok but the frosting is going to make your chickens unhealthy.

ive killed 3 cats already that have ran off with a chicken each now
i dont get it since my coop is enclosed at night but those fuckers find a way to squeeze in and pull out an entire whole dead chicken

>>15348537
You have to go back

>>15370044
have sex

>>15370044
>>15370244
blessed

>>15370044
Ive been taking pictures of birds and posting them on fourchan from before you learned how to read.

>>15367685
>Unfertilized? You see that roost dont you?

does he bang all the hens every day? if so he has amazing stamina

>>15358343
it's the only place on the internet you can get this kind of entertainment and not run into soifags

>>15349205
My neighbors used to have chickens in their backyard, until the fat bitch next door to them ratted them out to the city because she was annoyed by the clucking. Then they had to give them up because “muh zoning”.

>>15348537
>chicken cake day
>the cake isn't made out of chicken
lies......nothing but lies!

>>15355325
Me on the right.

>>15372228
happened to my neighbors this year as well. they also had two roosters that were loud as fuck in the mornings, that might have had something to do with it

OP I want to understand how you live. What makes a man do these things?

pee on the chicken! pee on the chicken!

>>15372315

>>15359969
> >:D
I miss this lil nigga

nice chicken thread op

>>15369925
tie knives to your chickens feet and sharpen and lengthen their beaks

>>15372692
What thing?

>>15370044
I agree, only le edgy people with no social lives can post on 4chan

>>15372239
I feel bad for you, ya didn't even read the thread

pee on the chickens , they wont mind much at all

>>15375372
This but not with irony.

>>15348537
Nice

>>15351837
It's sending a message, not disintegrating the fucking thing on impact.

>>15349193
:)

>>15354481
I had one but a siberian tiger got her

requesting pics of gun shot cat being pissed on

>>15376143
>>15377618
Bro what is your problem

>>15378015
>>15378007

Where are the pics of the chicken cake tho

amazing thread

>>15351062
little confession. I've tortured a cat to death…

bumpan

>>15379100
Me too lol haven't for a while though. I used to live next to an abandoned barn with some cool ass mini kill rooms set up in the stalls. Some nozy fucks found my cats and stuff and called the cops so I haven't been back.

>>15349246
Fucking lol this is a great thread

>>15354833
Nice canted sight faggot if you could even hit it

i’m suicidally depressed. i always see people even on 4chan which is supposed to be “le asshole of the internet!” who are doing better than me, doing things with their life. like the fact that you are posting on 4chan while you’ve managed to set up an entire chicken farm... and how you’re not afraid of posting pics of them online and you’re not afraid of being doxxed... i dont know how to do it and it makes me cry

>>15371159
Do they have a favorite type of cake?

>>15379705
You just remove the exif data from the pic and use a VPN which you should be anyways. No one on ck is sending pizza that shit rarely happened even back in the day

>>15379705
Also me too at least your not addicted to fucking heroin. Where did it all go wrong.

>>15379705
>someone posts an inoffensive image related to cooking on a cooking board
>lel lets dox him internet hate machine xD

This is why you fail at life

>>15367772
Found a nest of baby rat pinkies. Dogs would not eat so I threw them to the chickens. They immediately grabbed them, stretched them out with their feet and beaks to make them skinny enough to swallow.