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Might as well be called Razor Bladeritos. How do you eat these without cutting up the inside of your mouth?

>> No.15357225

just stick to mashed potatoes and liquid foods like smoothies you pussy

>> No.15357244

Eat more chips. Build a callous.

>> No.15357248

>>15357204
By not shoveling fistful after fistful into my gaping maw until the entire family sized bag is gone

>> No.15357269

>>15357204
get a load of this little bitch with the pussy mouth guys lol

>> No.15357271

>>15357204
By not being a faggot.

>> No.15357272

the whole "chips cut the inside of my mouth" meme is getting really old. I'd honestly prefer vinegary shits posting and I've been telling that guy to kill himself for 2 years

>> No.15357288

>>15357204
I usually keep them in my mouth to suck the flavor until they become soft enough to still have a light crunch
>>15357248
Guilty of eating family sized bags of Jalapeno kettle brand chips, but don’t cut my mouth

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>>15357269

>> No.15357309

>>15357204
pussy mouth

>> No.15357319

>>15357204
man up bitch and stop whining like a woman!

>> No.15357322

>>15357204
The salt and vinegar ones are so good, I end up eating so many of them at once my mouth starts bleeding like a waterfall and I just keep on eating and eating, it's an amazing feeling.

>> No.15357325

>>15357204
My little sister has been visiting me regularly during the quarantine, she's so touchy when she drinks. Last time she was in little shorts and a loose top with no bra. My god. I absolutely need to flood her womb with my seed. Full mast right now. Unbelievable. Can't stop thinking about sliding my fingers inside her.

>> No.15357327

>>15357322
I like it when the vinegar makes the sores in the mouth burn, feels like ur killing bacteria.

>> No.15357333

>>15357322
onion and garlic too

>> No.15357344

>>15357325
Kinky, post pics. The only sister I had was an older one and she would have smacked me into silly zone if I tried anything on her.

>> No.15357403

>>15357204
https://voca.ro/17ThyqJSMq1V

>> No.15357410

You don't. You learn to enjoy massacring your mouth. Kinda like with extra-spicy food.

>> No.15357424

>>15357325
>>15357344
Hate this pasta since I was sexually abused by my older brother from when I was a young child. Thanks for reminding me.

>> No.15357432

>>15357204
Have you heard of eat one at a time?

>> No.15357445

>>15357424
:(

>> No.15357453

>>15357424
stop samefagging retard

>> No.15357485

>>15357204
The pain is part of the appeal.

>> No.15357504

>>15357325
Sweet Home Alabama

>> No.15357581

>>15357424
I wish I had an older brother that used my mouth. I'd have given anything for that.

>> No.15357675

>>15357248
for this reason i cannot buy bags of salt and vinegger chips. i will eat the whole bag.

>> No.15357685

Perhaps if you didn't soften your mouth with drinkable soy meals you would have the teeth to be able to actually bite into a chip, you fucking faggot!