/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15362387
>>ketchup on hot dogs
Don't need
>>ketchup on fries
Don't need
>>ketchup being literally anything but an ingredient for making way better sauces
Still don't need
>>hating brussels sprouts/broccoli
Green veggies are delicious and if you don't like them it's because your parents didn't love you enough to include them in your diet as a child and now you just can't cook them in a way you like
>>chicken breast
It's good when it's from a whole roasted chicken then it's juicy and good for sandwiches
>>American cheese
When McD's was closed during lockdown, i got a craving for their burgers and the only way to scratch that itch is to use cheap, nasty ass American Cheese. Other than this, don't need it.
>>jam/roll cakes with jam filling
Only acceptable during war time rationing
>>eggs benedict
I actually don't hate this but I can see why it could be considered excessive
>>minestrone
Hate. Hate. Hate.
>>BBQ sauce or chicken on pizza
They're not necessary.
>>calling x Chinese region's cuisine "Chinese food"
Very fair.
>>well done pasta
Very fair.
>>brown rice
It's good if you're trying to lose weight because the fibre content makes you feel full for longer but otherwise I'd rather not.
>>salt and pepper as condiments
For home cooked meals, not necessary but if eating out, sometimes I might want some fresh black pepper (if it's not already seasoned with it) for example on pizza.

>>15362424
I think you misread my post. You're mostly agreeing with me

>>15362387
Nothing wrong with eggs benedict, minestrone, or bbq chicken pizza.

>>15362424
>agreeing in a respectable manner
Anon, that's not how 4chan works. At least call him a nigger for ome slight variation of your own point of view or something.

>>15362438
Can you elaborate? Respectively:
>sweet and no melding of flavors
>kindergarten soup
>sweet and stringy and neither complement the dough or cheese at all

>>15362387
>>ketchup on hot dogs
what are you a mustard and onions person?
>>ketchup on fries
mayonnaise or butter
>>ketchup being literally anything but an ingredient for making way better sauces
tomato sauce on pasta is essentially sketti
>>hating brussels sprouts/broccoli
fart
>>chicken breast
there are at least 23.7 billion chickens in the world
>>American cheese
how do (you) make a grilled cheese sandwich?
>>jam/roll cakes with jam filling
>adding jam to anything
>>eggs benedict
canadian bacon is disgusting
>>minestrone
I don't understand minestrone.
>>BBQ sauce or chicken on pizza
YOU CAN PUT ANYTHING ON PIZZA DID YOU NEVER WATCH THE NINJA TURTLES
>>calling x Chinese region's cuisine "Chinese food"
I agree with >>15362424
>>well done pasta
I agree with >>15362424
>>brown rice
Anything brown is disgusting.
>>salt and pepper as condiments
To taste

Guys, add your own normie tropes
>>15362459
>what are you a mustard and onions person?
Sauerkraut or chili dog
>mayonnaise or butter
Better than ketchup for sure. I either eat them as is, or put salt and vinegar on them. It depends on the fry
>tomato sauce on pasta is essentially sketti
I was talking about ketchup
>fart
Based but untrue
>how do (you) make a grilled cheese sandwich?
Tons of unprocessed cheese. Try it sometime; it overflows and makes a nice crispy cheese crust around the bread
>YOU CAN PUT ANYTHING ON PIZZA DID YOU NEVER WATCH THE NINJA TURTLES
It better have pickles and shoelaces if it contains either chicken or BBQ sauce, otherwise it's just weird normie appropriation IMO

>>15362476
bump

>>15362387
Only gonna address a few.

>ketchup on fries
I don't like it on fries but I really like it on hash browns. Go figure. I can see why people like it. Basically salty and sweet combo, just not for me.
>hating brussels sprouts/broccoli
>chicken breast
Both these come down to poor cooking. Brussels sprouts are often boiled to hell and bitter mush and chicken breast is so often over cooked that it's so fucking dry you could choke to death on it. Both are magnificent when cooked competently.
>BBQ sauce or chicken on pizza
both can be great.
>salt and pepper as condiments
yet again a symptom of shit cooking. If the food isn't adequately seasoned people will feel the need to add these when eating.

>>15362387
>>ketchup on hot dogs
Yes it's dumb and gross
>>ketchup on fries
Sorry anon, litchrally the only justifiable use for tomato ketchup
>>ketchup being literally anything but an ingredient for making way better sauces
Disagree, ketchup is a shit sauce base and you're much better off going more from scratch
>>hating brussels sprouts/broccoli
Yup, they're the bees tits
>>chicken breast
Agree, it has a place but everyone knows thigh is the super-erior cut but don't tell the supermarkets because that shit is still cheep
>>American cheese
Eh, I'm in two minds. It belongs nowhere near a chez platter but frankly it's so smooth and melty that it's great on burgers and, as even Kent Rollins admits, it makes everything "cheesier" even if you use proper cheese in the mix
>>jam/roll cakes with jam filling
Everything is garbage here, except jam donuts
>>eggs benedict
Homemade is amazing, paying for it is lazy and only justifiable on a hangover
>>minestrone
It's good tho
>>BBQ sauce or chicken on pizza
THE WORST FUCKING DIE IF YOU DO THIS
>>calling x Chinese region's cuisine "Chinese
food"
They're lucky they get any distinction whatsoever, fuck them
>>well done pasta
I agree OP, well done pasta indeed
>>brown rice
>>salt and pepper as condiments

>>15362761
>>15362770
Why are you guys responding to my qualms lmao
Nah, I get it, it's because I listed too many in the OP. I was worried this would happen. Anyway... post shit that normies do to food that you hate.

>>15362387
Pączki are for one day only, that's why they are so special.

>>15362787
Bacon bits, peanut butter, chocolate

>>15362448
You mean variation from, stupid.

>>15364232

>>15362387
>canned cream of whatever soup as an ingredient
Why do they do this?

>Cheese in a fucking hotpot of all things
fucking koreans

>>15364299
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese

Nice blog bro

>>15362387
>ketchup on hot dogs
It's not a hotdog if there's no ketchup, it adds a nice touch of acidity and umami
>ketchup on fries
agree
>ketchup being literally anything but an ingredient for making way better sauces
disagree
>hating brussels sprouts/broccoli
agree
>chicken breast
cooklet detected
>American cheese
agree 1000%
>jam/roll cakes with jam filling
agree
>eggs benedict
terrible opinion
>minestrone
agree
>BBQ sauce or chicken on pizza
agree it's not really pizza, but can be nice with some beers in the park (unless you are american of course in which case you can't enjoy alcoholic beverages under the sun)
>calling x Chinese region's cuisine "Chinese food"
Kind of agree but seems like sort of an affected elitist position since you obviously can't cook and don't know shit about food
>well done pasta
the miniscule difference between "well done" and al dente pasta really isn't that big of a deal except for a few dishes
>brown rice
bad opinion
>salt and pepper as condiments
i don't even know what you're trying to say here

>>15362387
tastelet

>>15364542
A genuine oldfag.

>>15362387
>bitching about ketchup on hot dogs

Midwestern flyover detected. Literally no one else in the country gives a shit if you put ketchup on your pig lips and assholes tube

>>15362387
itt: people diagnosed with autism have trouble with empathy and identifying with or understanding others. more news at 11.

There is nothing wrong with minestrone.

>pizza filled with 100 toppings
>bbq base pizza

>>15362387
>food tropes
>tropes
why the fuck are you going around using a word like "trope" you stupid pretentious autistic cockvacuum
who the fuck says trope

just call it a food thing

>>15364741
its the milenialls and the zoomers, they see everything through the lens of media

>>15364115
That's one thing I love about living in Michigan, there are Pączkis absolutely everywhere on fat tuesday.

>>15362387
>>ketchup on hot dogs
hot dogs are disgusting
>>ketchup on fries
why not? adds a little acidity or sweetness to contrast the salt. ice cream/frozen milkshake is even better on fries desu for this same reason
>>ketchup being literally anything but an ingredient for making way better sauces
see above
>>hating brussels sprouts/broccoli
brussels sprouts are disgusting cooked, which is how most retards try to prepare them. Eat them raw in a salad and you'll cream your pants. broccoli is good and peplee not liking it is just a meme. everyone likes broccoli.
>>chicken breast
agree. dark meat is way better.
>>American cheese
agree. that's toxic plastic
>>jam/roll cakes with jam filling
agree. american lardass food
>>eggs benedict
idek what this is
>>minestrone
delicious. cabbage is literally white man fuel.
>>BBQ sauce or chicken on pizza
typical sweet/generic non-vinegar "bbq sauce" is putrid
>>calling x Chinese region's cuisine "Chinese food"
agreed
>>well done pasta
agreed. also people who cook pasta by looking at the time it says on the box or people who cook it without water so salty a rock could float in it. literally just feel or taste the pasta to know when it's ready it's never going to take the same amount of time there are too many variables at play. also you need to have enough salt in the water so that when the pasta absorbs 1% or wtv of the water in the pot it's absorbed enough salt to taste good (which means you need 100x more salt than you want the pasta to have in the water)
>>brown rice
delicious and fries up extra crispy
>>salt and pepper as condiments
the word condiment doesn't even exist

>>15364474
I had some Chinese-American friends in college, as in, their grandparents came over from China, so they were familiar with a lot of Chinese "cuisine". Anyway, I went to an authentic Chinese restaurant with them once and it was awful.
>arrive
>order 10 things off the menu to try a bunch of shit
>have no idea what most of it is
>get chicken feet
>try to take a bite
>literally tastes like rubber, had to spit it out
>Chinese friends laughing
>"haha, yeah dude, it's not for everyone!"
>out of all the shit we ordered the only thing I enjoyed were these lemon desert things
Yeah, fuck Chinese food. Most of the stuff we got was pretty tame compared to some of the shit you listed too, I mean, a lot of that shit is illegal here, not that I'd try dog anyway, fuck that.

>>15364731
>having shit taste
End your life, anon.

>>15362387
>hating brussels sprouts/broccoli
Im convinced these people have only ever had steamed or boiled Brussel sprouts because holy shit, baked Brussel sprouts till they just start to burn, with bacon, bit of onion and garlic and a light seasoning of brown sugar to get some caramelization is holy fuck outta this world good.

>>15364966
That has become a very normalcore thing to say about them. You're not a normalfag are you? They also taste good steamed or boiled.

>>15364243
Yeah so you think you’d actually try to learn your 5 languages you fucking poser.

>>15364662
You seem to have mistaken 4chan as the rest of the world. No one gives a shit about any of your food opinions you dumb fuck. You’re a fucking nobody with no friends to speak of so you come here to pretend like a loser.

>>15362450
>sweet and no melding of flavors
not that anon, but if this is your experience than you've had shitty eggs benedict

>>15362387
>>ketchup on hot dogs
You eat hotdogs? Fucking gross.
>>ketchup on fries
One of the few actual uses other than shitty burgers. Sometimes crave those.
>>ketchup being literally anything but an ingredient for making way better sauces
Outside of a few uses, agreed.
>>hating brussels sprouts/broccoli
Always thought I'd like brussel sprouts, but I don't. Still eat them from time to time. Fuck broccoli though.
>>chicken breast
Agreed. Dark meat is always better.
>>American cheese
Has it's uses. It's an easy melt cheese for some burgers or sauces or something you slap onto something simple. You wouldn't slap feta on a burger, so maybe you are overthinking this. Every cheese has its use.
>>jam/roll cakes with jam filling
Agreed.
>>eggs benedict
Fuck you.
>>minestrone
Never heard anyone hype this shit.
>>BBQ sauce or chicken on pizza
Fuck you.
>>calling x Chinese region's cuisine "Chinese food"
It's Chinese.
>>well done pasta
I prefer al dente, but I'm not a faggot about it. If anything al dente is the normie trope.
>>brown rice
Also not that common. You are fucking high with this list.
>>salt and pepper as condiments
That's what they are, you cunt.

>>15364997
I cant do boiled, steamed? EH they are alright, but boiled they are kinda slimy.

>>15365007
>oh no, how can anon mistake a singular word in a pahtologically inconsistent language on a taiwanese spelunking forum?
Wie wärs wenn du dich mal ins Genou fickst, Kurwa?

>>15364818

if you don't know what eggs benedict is than nobody cares about your opinions

>>15364243
Except English speakers have to learn English 50 different ways since foreigners can't speak it for shit. I talk like shit in your language, and you wouldn't understand a damn thing. English speakers have to learn all the different shitspeaks people throw at them.

>>15365129
prove it even exists
i looked it up and it's just an egg
what eggs are not eggs
all eggs are eggs ffs by definition
why does it have to have some meme name like benedict

>>15365134
Nice pasta, did you wwite it down from memory or was it necessary to copy and paste it? Rent free, monolingual pleb.

>>15365156
It's poached eggs with hollondaise sauce.

>>15365157
>type something that's true
>gets assblasted
>muttposts
Rent free indeed.

>>15365175
>I powned you, [insert self-description], do you hear me?!!
Loud and clear. Antrag abgelehnt.

>>15365189
Every shit talk you have is a projection. You really don't have anything to bring to the table, do you?

>>15365199
>you're the real mutt!
Keep on, next post I should be able to bingo.

>>15365208
>more projection
>not one post that's mattered so far

>>15365222
Imagine getting that spasting about getting reminded that your linguistic skills are subpar.
Don't you have some jewish headquarters to storm?

>>15365238
>gets assblasted for fucking up language
>doubles down
>gets assblasted for doubling down
>projects
>gets assblasted for projecting

>>15365248
You're using words in your own (singular) language which meaning you seem to not understand.
Taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life.

>>15365260
>no u
Yay, full circle!

>>15365268
>no u
Truly one of those american intellectuals, everyone is talking about.

>>15365289
>more projection
Mommy is going to be so proud of you.

>>15365316
It was fun while it lasted but actual humans in the civilized world need their sleep. Good night, sleep tight, my little spastic.

>>15365354
>if I say I won something, I did
I wonder how laughable your life is.

>>15362387
Yeah I just eat FUCKING DIRT AND TOOTHPASTE
THHEESEE FUCKIN NORMIES CALL ALL THAT REAL FOOD
I DOONNNT GETTT ITTTT

>>15365396
Lol mad normie detectée

>>15364662
Kek what a dick

>>15362387
>ketchup on hot dogs
Perfectly fine if mixed with other things along with mustard
>ketchup on fries
Fine, but yeah I prefer fry sauce
>ketchup being literally anything but an ingredient for making way better sauces
Again, not gonna bash people for liking it on its own but yeah
>hating brussels sprouts/broccoli
Broccoli is fine, most people are retarded and dont know how to prepare it right, fuck brussels sprouts though
>chicken breast
Yup, family used to eat so fucking much of it, just a white people thing
>American cheese
Shits disgusting yeah
>jam/roll cakes with jam filling
Jams fine but yeah not when theres a ton of it in a "roll cake", spread that shit thin
>eggs benedict
Never had it, cant really give an opinion
>minestrone
Eh, its good
>BBQ sauce or chicken on pizza
Hate BBQ sauce, too fucking sweet and everyone covers too much of it no matter where you go, Chicken on Pizza is fine if its accompanied by other things
>calling x Chinese region's cuisine "Chinese food"
Yeah, but not enough of a fucking hipster to care that much
>well done pasta
Never heard anyone say this
>brown rice
Yup, fucking hate it and fuck normies who like it
>salt and pepper as condiments
Wut? Literally anyone Ive ever known just calls it salt and pepper

>>15364775
My nigga, Michigan living isn't bad for the most part. Miss living in Mackinac though, Grand Rapids is getting old.

>>15367729
It's not about being "hipster;" it's about not being a racist person.
>>15365023
>Has it's uses. It's an easy melt cheese for some burgers or sauces or something you slap onto something simple. You wouldn't slap feta on a burger, so maybe you are overthinking this. Every cheese has its use.
American cheese is a misnomer. It's a product made with cheese, but it's not cheese. You would use it in a sauce? Are you fucked in the head?
>Fuck you.
>Fuck you.
Tastelet detected.
>I prefer al dente, but I'm not a faggot about it. If anything al dente is the normie trope.
Straight up wrong. Normies love their shit boiled for 20 minutes.
>That's what they are, you cunt.
I'm saying it's stupid to only have them as condiments. Black pepper can fuck off and salt can stay but only if your cook sucks. There are many other things I'd rather have on the side.

>>15364560
>unless you are american of course in which case you can't enjoy alcoholic beverages under the sun

I can in Vegas, ayy lmao.

t. not even American

>>15364299
Cheese in seaweed soup as strangely pretty good ngl

>>15362387
>ketchup on hot dogs
taste good
>ketchup on fries
taste good
>hating brussels sprouts/broccoli
overcooked brussel sprouts are disgusting and boomers can't cook.
>chicken breast
taste good, good for you.
>American cheese
chemically engineered to melt perfectly
>jam/roll cakes with jam filling
taste good.
>eggs benedict
taste good.
>minestrone
taste good.
>BBQ sauce or chicken on pizza
taste good.
>calling x Chinese region's cuisine "Chinese food"
well there's chinese people working in the restaurant and it's not like your average normalfag has ever been to Kwangchow or whatever to know the difference. chinese immigrants market their fusion food as chinese food.
>well done pasta
taste good.
>brown rice
taste good.
>salt and pepper as condiments
taste good.

are you sure you're not just a sperg?

>>15368398
I am sure you're just a sperg

>>15368422
i'm rubber and you're glue.

>>15368451
>t. 12yo low IQ autist

>>15368106
>American cheese is a misnomer. It's a product made with cheese, but it's not cheese. You would use it in a sauce? Are you fucked in the head?
If you don't know what ingredients are used for, kindly gtfo the kitchen, niggy.
>Tastelet detected.
According to what? You? You're a nobody, nothing faggot who has no bearing on my life.
>Straight up wrong. Normies love their shit boiled for 20 minutes.
Get out of the house, loser. Not everyone is your boomer parents.
>I'm saying it's stupid to only have them as condiments. Black pepper can fuck off and salt can stay but only if your cook sucks. There are many other things I'd rather have on the side.
The only thing you're saying is you're autistic as fuck without any intelligence to back it up.

>alfredo
>cream based pasta sauces

>>15368461
whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you

>>15368471
12yo low IQ autist confirmed.

>>15368469
>tfw

>>15368469
>>15368485
Alfredo is delicious, especially with chicken or shrimp.

>>15368484
nana-nana boo-boo.

>>15368520
whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you

>>15368525
nuh-uh, you're glue.

>>15368527
seethe harder, autist

>>15368106
>It's not about being "hipster;" it's about not being a racist person.
Do you know where you are m8

>>15368640
Most of us are being ironic. A bunch of you are Poe's fools and think you're in good company.

>>15369129
>ironic racism
Let me know how your faggot libtard peers feel about that, niggy.

>>15369149
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>15362387
>brown rice
I ate nothing but brown rice for two weeks as a "cleanse" thing (was an addict at the time), wasn't too bad until the very end, the biggest, most difficult shit of my life, literally ripped my asshole.
Don't try the brown rice diet.

>>15362387
Chinese food means specifically american style panda express stuff. if I want szechuan i'll says so

>>15368576
nana-nana boo-boo

>>15369219
>nana-nana boo-boo
t. 12yo low IQ autist

>>15362459
>butter on fries

>>15364775
>buying pączki
>not making it with your grandmother

>>15362387
I'm so sick of these birds shitting on my car. They bully and harass the smaller birds too. They're like feathered Muslim refugees, numerous and annoying. Potentially dangerous if your a pigeon or finch etc.

>>15369507
>Muslim refugees
call the chinks, you faggot

>>15365356
>>15365316
>>15365268
>>15365248
>>15365222
>>15365199
>>15365175
Mutt BTFO

>>15369514
Your mother wears a hijab because she's a butt ugly brown cunt that doesn't bathe. Also Aisha wasn't a virgin, Mohammed fucked a slut.

>>15369225
I'm rubber and you're glue.

>>15369527
see>>15369524

>>15362387
Chicken on pizza is very good. BBQ however is fucking nasty

>>15364560
>It's not a hotdog if there's no ketchup, it adds a nice touch of acidity and umami
What a fucking faggot m8. Dont post again

>>15368398
No

>>15368466
Oh boy, you have a massive ego. If it's so big, why are you on 4chan where it's at risk of getting damaged?

>>15362387
Oh, so you just have shit taste and/or hate food

>>15371921
he probably is trying to kill it...(hopefully)