/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15367051
that's not a chocolate you idiot

>>15367051
>gingerbread
>apple jelly
>marzipan
Wtf is wrong with you OP, that sounds delicious.

>>15367124
it's bad and i am feeding the rest of them to my rats

germans are too joyless and autistic to make good sweets

>>15367152
Please explain how that could be bad. It sounds great.

>>15367164
the textures are all off
everything is too soft
the gingerbread doesn't crunch at all
and the fruit and marzipan is goopy and grainy, no firmness or pectin at all
just a ploppy mess of chocolate all around

>>15367159
So are the Brits, and yet dessert and beer is all either culture can make right.

>>15367186
the english are neither autistic nor joyless, they're just ugly and disgusting otherwise

>>15367188
Germany is to Great Britain as Japan is to the USA?

>>15367152
Don't feed your rats chocolate, they can have a tiny little bit but too much will make them very sick.

>>15367209
The Japanese aren't joyless

>>15367188
Our national pastime is fucking queuing. If we are, as a hole, very much autistic.

>>15367213
>NOOO NOT THE RATTERINOS

>>15367213
i thought that was dogs not rats

>>15367216
Well if you want dead rats/vet bills then fine, go ahead.

>>15367051
https://voca.ro/1g26iiXlPAGn

>>15367222
Yeah, rats CAN eat chocolate and in fact its good to give them a little chocolate as it can ease distress during respiratory infections, but chucking an entire cube into the cage would be too much and make them sick. Rats are really food oriented and will overeat sweets given to them to the point where they'll have digestive distress.

>>15367152
>is autistic
>has pet rats
Checks out

>>15367214
They work until they die in their tiny cubicles. Once per month they're allowed to go to concerts where they might applaud politely, then they must pick up their trash and deposit it while leaving, lest the emperor start removing fingers

>>15367231
rats are cute thank you for sharing I will remember this rat fact
i hope your rats are okay if you are caring for some

>>15367235
Lel i thought you were talking about the rats at first

>>15367215
You need to re-teach it to all of your former colonies. They have forgotten the efficiency of order.

>>15367235
I didn't say they weren't autistic with shitty lives and social norms. I said they weren't joyless.
They can have fun and make fun things. The Krauts on the other hand...

>>15367240
I was, and then I switched halfway to Japanese people. See if you can spot the split.

>>15367215
oh I see where the confusion lies.
you mean "lining up"
I was having trouble understanding your post please don't make it so complicated I come to /ck/ to relax

>>15367244
The krauts enjoy making dance music, and a million minute variations of the same four styles of beer... when they're not invading shit - looking in your direction, Attila.

>>15367234
>has exquisite taste
problem?

>>15367252
Queue - one consonant, four silent vowels. As a verb, it means get your ass to the back of the line. As a noun it denotes the line that your ass is in the rear of.

>>15367254
The krauts “dance music” is merely rapid paced techno dystopian marching beats with rusty robotic screeching overlays.

>>15367254
Do they enjoy it? Or is it just tradition and busywork?
I can't say I've ever seen a truly happy Germ.

>>15367263
I thought you were talking about this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queue_(abstract_data_type) but it seemed like a very strange cultural passtime so I was puzzled for a second

>>15367264
Which is fun for the Germinators.

>>15367266
I don't know if they're allowed to smile within the borders of Germany, outside the bounds of Oktoberfest. Krankenhaus a few beers into them, and they open up like a beautiful, drunk, immaculately yet brutally designed flower.

>>15367269
I'm just answering for the Briton, who seems to have taken his place at the back of the line.

But yeah, it's basically that, but with people.

>>15367263
>four silent vowels
Each vowel manipulates the final sound of the word. Neither Qu, Que, or Queu would be said the same as Queue.

>>15367284
and yet Q is. Four wrongs
make a right.

>>15367284
>>15367308
also cue

>>15367308
Well, now that's just an oversimplification.

>>15367171
>the textures are all off
Sounds like fritz ain't the only one who is too autistic here.

>>15367314
Cue and queue are similar but distinct in pronunciation.

>>15367326
>/kyo͞o/
not buying it

one time I bought some "german chocolate" ice cream. I thought it was going to be like a black forest cherry cake, but it was some nasty shit with coconut. I looked it up and apparently it was invented by some american named "german" and has nothing to do with the country.

>>15367326
>>15367335
depends where you're from... it's a subtler take on the cot/caught digression

>>15367337
german chocolate cake is pretty baller
butter tart filling instead of shitty frosting is alright with me

>>15367244
>t. never met a Swabian
They enjoy making all the other kinds of Germans miserable, so they aren't joyless.

>>15367230
Thanks anon love your posts

>>15367051
german here
can confirm, these things are disgusting
why did you eat it, are you retarded?
eat orange jaffa cakes, thats all you need

>>15367164
Well, marzipan is shit.

>>15367527
YOU'RE SHIT.

>>15367244
>The Krauts on the other hand...
At least they have fun trying to kill everyone else while the japs favorite national pasttime is suicide.

>>15367274
>like a beautiful, drunk, immaculately yet brutally designed flower.
I think you mean 'engineered' instead of 'designed'.
T. Kraut

>>15367124
marzipan is fucking gross

>>15368137
YOU'RE FUCKING GROSS.
I WILL FIGHT YOU.

>>15367224
>rat dies
>pays some vet to dispose of it
>not just throwing it in the trash
Cuck

>>15367051
Europeans love weird flavors even if they don't necessarily taste all that good. "Delicious" means more like "interesting" to them.

>>15367124
sounds amazing.

>>15367051
That's not chocolate you fucking moron. It contains chocolate.
Also, puke eaters don't really have any room to talk about sweets, do you?

>>15368243
>sweets
God you guys are gay

>>15368243
Chocolate confections are colloquially referred to as "chocolates", despite often not being mostly chocolate.

Don't listen to those shit tasted plebs, anon. I'm with you on that.
Ever tried Bounty? equally disgusting.

>>15368249
The split between "sweets" (an English colloquialism) and "candy" (an Arabic loanword) is probably the best example of the divide that happened when colonials went their own way. The Brits stayed put and developed their own wacky -isms, while the New Worlders had to hold onto older terminology as they spread out across vast lands while trying to retain some semblance of connection.

>>15368064
Nah, nobody took a master plot and pared you guys out of it, and the focus of your oddity changes wildly with every generation.

>>15368256
Bounty bars make me wet. Take it back!

Oh good, more /int/ shit flinging on /ck/ justified by the German people's inability to create anything of beauty or worth. Wonderful.

>>15367051
looks good to me.

>>15367124
Any fruit filling in chocolate is disgusting

>>15367124
>>15367171
>>15367527
>>15368137
That's not marzipan, that's persipan

Dominostein is basically German jaffa cake and just slightly less disgusting. It's a retarded Christmas tradition food that nobody eats or wants, just like mooncake, or panettone.

>>15367171
>gingerbread doesn't crunch at all
The absolute state of this guy.
It's Lebkuchen, dumbass.

>>15367051
they're pretty bad but still swallowable.

pic related is the worst vile sweet you can buy here

wow half of ck has no taste at all

>>15367051


Stfu. Go eat disgusting shit tier american chocolate.

Atleast with Dominosteinen you can be sure that its chocolate and not some "chocolate-like coating". No artificial flavors, real jelly.


The nerve.

Ritter Sport ist ziemlich gut, Swiss chocolate is way better though

>>15367051

And you can actually taste each single ingredient and not just the high fructose syrup.

>ameritards not even using real sugar

>>15368137
Fight me you fucking oxygen thief

>>15369956
>Ritter Sport

>>15367051
good, now get back to whatever shithole you came from
fuck off we're full

>>15367124
The problem is that German gingerbread is nasty. Even English gingerbread is better.

>>15367051
You probably ate the whole box you fat fuck

>>15370585
did you even read the thread? or are you just angry and projecting?

>>15370607
>did you even read the thread? or are you just angry and projecting?

>>15367051
Bro I agree 100%. Did you get this at Aldi?

>>15369903
those are fucking SICK whats wrong with you

>>15367152
lmao

>>15370759
Jesus christ you fuckin pervert you probably like these too

>>15370607
get souijack'd lole

>>15370664
hell yeah keep it up bro

>>15368137
hey whaw did you thay about mawzipan

>>15368163
imagine not caring about the wellbeing of a pet that you own

>>15368501
You can not tell me you don't like cherry cordials or orange chocolate.

>>15367234
>pet rats
$50 says they are letting him rent a corner of the dumpster because of his heritage

>>15367234
>>15370916
it's probably this guy, everybody leave the thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo

>>15370932

>>15368831
The difference is autism; the similarity is autism. Almonds and peaches are of the same genus, and you're just using the kernel in either preparation.

>>15370784
>not liking Erfrischungsstäbchen
Von der Rampe direkt in die Gaskammer.

>>15370784
L-lewd...

>>15370784
>not liking Erfrischungsstäbchen
What is wrong with you? Nur dafür fahre ich zu Aldi.
I bet you also don't orange jaffa cakes, you heretic.

>>15372846
>Soft Kacke

>>15372846
>Nur dafür fahre ich zu Aldi.
And for this around Christmas every year.

>>15367051
Genitalia obsessed writers and jobbing vs outside culture's

>>15370932

>>15367051
Had it in my xmas yum box. Absolutely incredible.

>>15370825
Homestar get the fuck out of here. Flash is dead.

>>15367159
What do joy and autism have to do with sweets?

>>15371796
>Almonds and peaches are of the same genus
Almonds and peach stones are not the same fucking thing.

>>15370932
I hate this but I can't stop watching.

>>15367051
Are you Finish by any chance?

>>15374764
Sweets are made to facilitate joy. Autists have no true conception of joy, only satisfaction with the familiar. The closest they come to joy is in relief at the return of the familiar after prolonged absence.

>>15367051
Are you Finnish by any chance?

>>15376219
They facilitate joy for people who like sweets. Not everyone likes sweets.

>>15376234
Ok, but that does not detract from the point at hand.

>>15367171
1. It's not a chocolate. It's just covered with it.
2. The "gingerbread" isn't supposed to crunch.
3. The "fruit" is jelly, ofc it's soft.
4. What kind of old, stale Marzipan have you been eating that wasn't soft?

>>15369977
Blutwurst (blood sausage) and Döner Kebap could actually work.

>>15376324
>Döner Chocolate
Wouldn't be the first time for us. Chocolate pizza already exists.

>>15376341
That's not even bad. It's a large, warm chocolate cookie.