/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15412719
>mfw looking at this webm

welcome to wisconsin

>>15412719
Why is the ham filled with peanut butter

>>15412719
The goatse burger.

>>15412719
That looks like industrial waste.

>>15412790
What the fuck???

>>15412808
I'm going to assume the place they got the cake from mixed up what photo was supposed to go on, given the mom's reaction
>inb4 BBC comments

>>15412801
I sincerely hope you kys

>>15412852
you underestimate how cucked and degenerate white people are

>>15412749
>spinning blade that could have killed this guy in less than a second if physics wasnt on his side
>doofus sticks a utensil in it, while spinning
>doofus decides to start crying, with dangerous blade still spinning

natural selection'll get em next time.

>>15412859
I could only handle a few bites but I bet this tastes pretty good.

>>15412719
physically wretched at this. food that isn't made to eat logically defies it's entire purpose, and people who purposefully waste food should be shot while they sleep. amerifat chefs who just put cheese cuz mmm good deserve to be put in guantanamo bay and raped mercilessly. retard instagram whores should also be raped for reposting this bike shit. but not brutally, we treat women good 'round these parts

>>15412719
>Amazing looking giant burger
>It's filled with nasty fuckin liquid cheese
Why the hell would you do this

>>15412795
Did they just commit murder? Cop looked at that pufferfish like...I thought that shits illegal.

>>15412756
no i dont like sugary meats
wtf is wrong with you

Meat + grease+ cheese is all you need

>>15412764
can't unsee

>>15412719
>The PUKE BURGER!
>You ever seen a BURGER that PUKES before YOU DO?
>YOU HAVE NOW!
>Buy yours today!
America

>>15412749
Lel what is this contraption?

>>15412859
what... is... that.... fluid?

>>15412719
Ugh the meat looks so spongy.

>>15412867
i second this motion

>>15412719
This is fuckin disgusting

>>15412988
Chocolate fountain. Can use it for nacho cheese too.

>>15412859
this is fucking cheesetarded

>>15412890
With a face and body like that natural selection is probably already at work

maybe he'll win a darwin award

>>15412998
Are those cats okay?

>>15412999

>>15412899
Based conservative

>>15413006
no they're all really sad cause they can't have pizza

>Gif/Webm thread
>Only foodgore, disgusting commercials, ugly people eating shit, clownworld content
What's up with this board? Why isn't there anything interesting or appealing?

>>15413011
Chili fountain?

>>15413006
They good. Just a Lil sleepy

>>15413018
This is more entertaining for me myself

>>15412990
Dumb

>>15413024
Honestly probably the least gross pre-stroke Jack webm I've seen.

This one would taste good desu

>>15413038
wtf is wrong with black people?

>>15413021
chocolate seizes when water is added, hence the shit fountain

>>15413043
too many things

>>15413060
Man I'd love a list of all the stuff going on those chips.

>>15413062
My teeth turned british watching this video.

>>15413062
"instagram food" has ruined small business restaurants. Can't just make decent tasting food anymore

>>15413062
I hate cotton candy and this doesn 't even look like it tastes good

>>15412899
>amerifat
How original. Your post was a little dramatic i would say, calm down a little. You get a little worked up over a picture of food. Anyway, I do agree with food thats impossible to eat making no sense. Something like a burger is about consistency with meat, cheese, bread, and toppings in one bite. A large burger like that one bite is all meat, you might as well eat meatloaf.

>>15412801
I don't know why. But the way the kid dances at the end makes me uncomfortable.

>>15412898
Is it bad i could eat that whole thing?

>>15413080
Someone who doesn't like cotton candy wouldn't think this would taste good....

>>15413024
Is coke just a meme or is there some flavour you get from it that you can't achieve by substituting sugar dissolved in water?

>>15413043

>>15413043
common misconception, niggers make this dog shit. me and my dad prefer classically cooked meals. he even bought a smoker and smoked this year's Thanksgiving day turkey

>>15412719
Pus

>>15412801
DUH-DUH

>>15413069
Me too. The quality's always so bad, it's hard to tell.

>>15413091
I was going to ask you why, but you told me you don't know why.

>>15413131
yeah coke has a distinct flavor they literally use coca leaves (with the cocaine removed) and have killed people for getting in the way of the production

>>15412801
the world is going to hell

>>15412867
>>15412996
how about we three help anon out with a phonebook and a plastic bag?

>>15412945
>pufferfish
That's a monkfish mane. Ugliest fucking fish on the planet but kino because it was in RuneScape

>>15412998
thank you for posting this. i have been looking for this pic for months

>>15413043
>multiple white hands
>wtf is wrong with black people!!!!???

take your pills

>>15412764

>>15413062
The whole fucking point of cotton candy is to be light and airy, it gets fucking disgusting when dense. I bet that feels like biting into a fucking shoe, with the taste of artificial flavor and a stinging feeling on your tongue. I hope whoever paid money for one of these things dies horribly.

>>15413043
Like with their food or just in general?

>>15413341
It doesn't need to taste good, just look good enough to sell, then you tell them "sorry we can't do refunds on food you've bitten into :)"

>>15413131
its got a bunch of spices. vanilla, cinnamon, citrus, coca, etc. i wouldn't use it but apparently it works.

>>15413040
beer and cheese? is this mexican?

>>15413076
Instagram food is literally just epic meal time at this point

>>15412998
Context?

>>15413062
zoomer bullshit. it will get better in 30 years

>>15413006
Pretty sure it's from a spay/neuter event, so the cades are fine but they will never have kittens.

>>15413024
>Cooking tip: don't do what I did
First actually good advice I've seen from that fat slob

>>15413340
Nice

>>15413138
Kek. Only ever seen it used for jews but it works well with them too.

>>15412998
Mmmm pineapple on pizza is the best.

>>15413396
are animal products so cheap in the US you can afford to put that much butter in a burger for no reason?

>>15413416
What's in the cup.

>>15413434
butter flavored oil

>>15413434
Melted butter

>>15413416
Lmao the hand over the ham planets shoulder

>>15413433
The owner of the place specifically mentions that butter is expensive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avAglwPbDnQ

>>15413006
No, someone stole their clothes

>>15413340
made me lol

>>15412795
of course the fat larper was a fucking weeaboo

>>15412990
Crikey

>>15413487
>larper
Isn't he an actual cop, though?
I'm not saying that makes it better.

>>15412890
Being killed by rotating machinery is a time honoured Chinese tradition.

>>15413499
Is this bad onion cutting? I have never been in a kitchen before

>>15413422
only useful for women and homosexuals, no self respecting man would drive an automatic.

>>15413413
F

>>15412801
This is your society on capitalism

>>15412899
>Physically wretch at gross burger but wants women to be raped

Take your meds schizo

>>15412988
an asian

>>15413081
shut up bitch

>>15412801
Smartphones were a mistake

>>15412890
What blade? I just see a pole with a spiral on it

>>15413542
Yeah she chops down in one swing instead of cutting it, a good way to seriously cut yourself. Luckily that knife doesn't look too sharp

>>15413336
All Americans are honorary niggers since they're such a country of nigger lovers

>>15412749
why not just turn it off..

>>15413648
because he's being recorded

>>15413433
>Implying there's more than a single atom of dairy in American "spread"

>>15412859
The problem here isnt even the cheese overload its the application with the roller just pour it you daft cunt

>>15413665
but the roller makes the video more epic and i'll get more attention on social media when i post it :(

>>15413024
Tbh that one doesnt seem that bad

>>15413131
It's acidic as fuck and will actually marinade meat, softening tendons etc, all by itself.

>>15413632
This
That cunts a retard

>>15413043
>black
>people
What

>>15413336
>white
All of these disgusting Instagram food videos are made by Asians

>>15413638
>>15413043
>>15412719
>>15412756
>>15412859
>>15413024

>>15412719

Kek looks like an ISIS or Chechen rebels video

>>15413499
Holy fuck this one's the worst

>>15413024
>Jack's sauces have been discontinued for over a year now

>>15413852
Buy the recipes now goy

>>15412801
I unironically thought this was a part of the new Disney movie until now.

>>15413396
americans need to be stopped

>>15412719
I am both repulsed and fascinated by that image.

>>15413499
i cringed until i saw it was practically a butter knife

LMAO

>>15413422
Automotive mechanic here don't do this it seizes your gearbox ($2500+ to repair)

>>15412801
NGL, this commercial actively prevents me from ordering Grubhub every time I remember it exists. So. good job on the anti-ad, I guess.

>>15412890
>>15413005
>>15413500
imagine being one of these retards talking about natural selection. theres no blade you absolute mentals.

>>15412801
If you want an image of the future, imagine an overweight mulatto Grubhub-dancing... forever.

>>15412890
he's crying cause he's getting whipped with melted cheese, no blade

>>15412890
Do you believe everything you see on ty/youtube is real?

>>15413632
That spiral is the blade. The other anon is stupid, though. That wouldn't have killed him.

>>15413433
Well for one thing, american butter has more water than european.. for another, where exactly do you live where this would be prohibitively expensive? Cause I live in denmark, we have fairly high prices for foodstuffs, and this would be no problem even for my impoverished ass

Anyone has that webm of that sparrow testing foods?

>>15413062
>and what will you have today, sir?
>Type 2 Diabetes, and make it snappy

>>15412890
He is acting you faggot

>>15414472

>>15414594
Thanks

>>15414594
What the fuck even is any of that stuff?

>>15413629
This underrated post is the truth.

>>15412801
Is this app aimed for joggers and white trashes?

>>15413385
My money is on Iowa or Wisconsin.

>>15413662
That is actual butter, xenophobe.

>>15414741

>>15413499
source? who is that

>>15412998
too soon...

>>15414802
https://youtu.be/1-I2LEB_AxY

>>15413024
that started off bad but the finished product looked at least decent.

>>15413446
I would never buy one of these and the terminology they use is gay but I kinda want one.

>>15412749
Why is mukbang the saddest trend to ever happen to the internet

>>15413006
They are about to be put on the pizza

>>15413422

>>15412719
thats a lot of cheese

>>15412801
Abominacion el americano: grande
>All those nasty ass mutts
>Those body shapes
>That ""art"" style
This serves to drive people away from a company

>>15413131
It's what real patriots use instead of water.

>>15414971
U U U U

>>15415048
1/10 too much fruit

>>15414062
IIRC in the thread this was originally posted in, this was a rental and he was doing it on purpose to be an absolute cunt.

>>15413662
He doesn't know about the butter laws.

>>15413062
>cuts in half
>spreads slowly and delicately

this has to stop

>>15415122
No real fruit was used during the filming of the video.

>>15415048
What a disappointing reveal. I thought Jack had finally made something that looked tasty.

>>15414739
Kek

>>15412719
i hate white men

>>15413069
I'll do my best
>1. Diced onions
>2. Cooked beans or cut-up hotdogs
>3. Hot-rod/pepperoni bits?
>4. Beet slices?
>5. Pickled chiles?
>6. BBQ sauce
>7. Hot sauce
>8. Hot sauce
>9. Hotter sauce
>10. Salt+pepper
>11. Lime juice
>12. Hottest sauce
>13. Clamato (tomato+clam) juice

>>15412719
>abscess drainage.swf

>>15414594
Begs the question of how a fuckin' bird got in there in the first place...

>>15412719
I don't know what disgusts me more: how this burger has no toppings except fake cheese and maybe bacon, how it pukes up fake cheese, or that cattle died to make this fucking abomination.

>>15412749
I was waiting for his habd to get shredded

>>15412756
This will never not be disgusting

>>15412801
and it's a good thing

>>15413011
What is this shit fountain?

You know how you can look at a fucking video sometimes and just KNOW it's from america? This is one of those.

>>15412990
>the gif that makes commies seethe

>>15413290
That hasn't been the case for over 100 years, rip van winkle.

>>15415993
neck yourself

>>15413038
>cheddar, cheetoes, and brown sugar with turkey
what in the fuck

>>15412749
oh god my sides

>>15412795
comfy

>>15413413
I like to think that was his wakeup call and finally started making an effort to lose some weight.

>>15412756
>oh hey, making burgers huh? looks tasty!
>making enough for four people I see
>wait, why are you piling them togh-
>oh god...

>>15414741
lost

>>15415497
you're pretty close, but #2 is actually japanese peanuts. at least one of the sauce is achiote

>>15413076
pretty sure it was the lockdowns that ruined small business restaurants

>>15413446
What happens if you put cum in it?

>>15416169
it gets pregnant

>>15416043
why?

>>15413499
My knife skills are just OK, but this bullshit hurt me to watch. It's like watching a toddler cut an onion with a dull plastic toy knife.

>>15412801
christ we live in neoliberal daycare hell

>>15413038
god i wish that were me

>>15413062
When he started sawing the cotton candy it set my autism off hard, my ears started ringing

>>15413340
Kek

>>15413011
if this was taco bell meat i'd be so down

>>15412719
that's my daily snack

>>15412719

>>15416459
is that bacon from a fucking minecraft pig?
this doesn't look bad honestly

>>15416459
I cringed hard at the guy cutting those hoagies towards his own hand.

>>15412801
BASED

>>15412719
>>15412756
>>15413340
>>15412801
>>15412859
>>15412990
>>15413396

>>15416489

>>15413396
My chest hurts watching this.

>>15413043
>all these replies without anyone checking the video this idiot is replying to
Take your meds, all of you

>>15412998
Sleep tight, kitters.

>>15412990
matt stonie is based

>>15414084
Seamless had this unbearable commercial that was blasting during the peak of Covid last year that jerked off NYC for ordering delivery during a pandemic, if I ever used food delivery apps I would have boycotted it for that commercial alone. (For some reason they took it down from Youtube).

These food apps are parasitic middlemen anyway, if you want to get something for takeout/delivery, pick up the phone, call the restaurant, and ask for it.

>>15416043
shut up, retard

>>15413062
you would get the worst stomachache in the world if you took more than two bites of this thing.
Sugar has a daily limit for a reason. It's a drug and large doses of it make you feel like trash.

>>15412719
>all that cheese pouring out of it like some giant cyst

>>15415799
Same way it got out dipshit

>>15416568
mindblowing

>>15413390
It just so happened that the staff doing euthanization for sheltered cats had a pizza party.

>>15414741

>>15416459
Would have been good if they'd stopped half-way through.

>>15412756
>california
Of course.

>>15413131
I've had some sauces made with Dr. Pepper that were pretty good and very distinct. I don't see why Coke would be different.

>>15413340
nice

>>15414594
Is that Russia or Canada?

>>15414741
I want to cover her face with white stuff.

>>15415993
I gagged. Fucking hell I thought I had seen the worst that this website offered.

>>15412801
First time actually watching this. Whoever made this ad should be tied up dragged behind a truck around the streets from coast to coast

>>15415048
tfw Shotgun Red died of a heart attack shortly after this video...

>>15412719
For years these threads were some of my favorites in 4chan. It's a damn shame there's no sound anymore.

>>15413499
me in the green shirt

>>15417070
Sit on my face?

>>15412790
please tell me the mom was beaten to death soon after this.

>>15416467
my peepee got hard with la wera on the left

>>15412801
that's the first time i've seen this. Why is this commercial a meme? It's just as retarded and gay as everything else.

>>15412998
mmmmmm il americano pizza de gato delicioso!

>>15417045
Webms with sound have never been enabled outside of /wsg/ here

>>15414739
Is this the guy from Top Gear? That must be a tiny kitchen

>>15413038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGfJG2PKQ7c

>>15417166
???
Must be misremembering
>>15417164
I've had this and it's good. Nothing special but just a nice cheap snack to have.

>>15417254
based dementia patient

>>15416151
based retard

>>15413624
Another very original post.

>>15413076
restaurants that serve meme tier food like this either does it to get attention, or they fold inside of a year

>>15417385
How does he get out?

>>15413396
I've actually tried butter on burgers to see if murifats were onto something. It tasted awful and detracted from the taste of the beef.

I can only assume ameriniggers are either eating shit-tier meat or they just crave fats for the sake of fats, at the cost of flavor.

>>15417421
I actually like it, and I'm not American. Then again, I might be eating shit beef.

>>15413446
This looks like a luxury sex toy. A lube mister perhaps.

this thread makes me want to die

>>15416882
Exactly.

>>15417164
What is that?

>>15417482
hopefully you do sooner than later

>>15413422
I remember this thread lmao

>>15412801
It's stuff like this that makes me ashamed to be a 3D artist

>>15417519
Please commit suicide. Thanks.

>>15417517
y-you too...

>>15412790
Is this in Sweden?

>>15413024
Jesus, want some sugar with your sugar? Definitely not the worst looking braised ribs I've ever seen, but fuck I can only imagine it's like eating candied bacon.

>>15417528
fuck off you loser faggot

>>15412801
These cartoon food commercials with fat characters are nauseating. They started flooding media with fatties really badly like 5 years ago. I remember when each new commercial coming out had fatties in it while their previous commercials didn't. Now we're at the point that this doesn't disturb most of the population.

>>15413444

Does anyone have that one lady who makes horrendous Italian food on youtube? I forgot the channel name but it was eyebleach tier

>>15413018
Somtimes the thread is good and sometimes it is...this

>>15414643
Worse, cooklets

>>15417627
blow it out your ass

>>15417515
Elote, it's actually delicious by itself, all that other crap ruins it, I don't even know what all that shit they put on top at the end is.

But it's grilled corn, painted with mayo, covered in a type of mexican cheese, almost like parmesan, dusted with with chili powder. Personally I like it with a chili sauce instead and a squeeze of fresh lime. My brother used to play soccer so I'd get one of these every sunday.

>>15417515
Elote

>>15417525
I'll take this into account, thank you anon.

>>15413433
Regular butter (lower quality but real butter) is around $3-$4/lb in a grocery store. Organic and/or European style grass-fed and/or cultured etc. is $8+/lb. I'm guessing a restaurant could acquire regular butter for a decent price especially in the midwest where these butter burgers are. I've never heard of butter burgers outside of /ck/. Stuff like deep fried butter stick are also a flyover/Iowa state fair thing that you don't tend to see anywhere but the news.

>>15417715
thanks for covering for me bro

>>15412998
>when you can't decide between Italian or chinese

>>15412719
I'm on day 3 of my water and black coffee fast and I really should not reading this thread.

>>15412790
Good. Prepping her daughter to serve the African-American man.

>>15412899
>we treat women good 'round these parts
Giving womyn the right to vote literally destroyed what made America great in the first place you dumb fuck.

>>15415132
well he does have brown skin

>>15415316
yeah, i want my time back

>>15416439
What website do these originate from? I need to find out who are all these mad lads/lasses that keep doing these.

>>15417164
You forgot to post part 2, anon.

>>15417990
Chefclub and 5-minute crafts, usually. They have youtube channels if you wanna see more insanity.
Here's an example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2mVNFdgbr4

>>15413131
>i dont know what coke tastes like
This is where one of you persnickety faggots finally took your snobbery too fucking far.

>>15418054
Sure I do, Coke tastes like sugar dissolved with a hint of the agony of being overcharged for the privilege

>>15418010
What did she mean by this?
>>15418013
Wtf i didn't ask for all that muchacho

>>15417882
I can't believe gringos make better pizza than italians

>>15417391
he doesnt

>>15412924
it's not just "liquid" cheese you coconut, it's MELTED cheese. stuffed burger with what looks like a whole block of cheese.

>>15417882
Nice sliceAAAHH YO WHAT THE FUCK YOU FAGGOT WHY

>>15418195
>using foods as insults
tumblr is the other way

>>15412754
same. not appetizing at all and I just wanted it to end.

>>15413385
this couldn't possibly be more midwestern american. my grandma did a similar recipe but it used a dark beer, a stout.

>>15415048
I have worked with 3 different people in my 28 years on Earth who drink 2L+ of coke daily

>>15412719
the juiciest lucy.

>>15413448
>Kato track for a bullet train joke

Based Japanese

>>15413385
Beer cheese combo is 100% an american midwest thing.

>>15412990
Cute

>>15413340
You win today.

>>15412801
>push Grubhub button
>COMMUNISM: ACTIVATE

>>15418411
Isn't GrubHub the exact opposite of communism? If anything it's the purest embodiment of capitalism.

>>15418444
just cuz everything turns red for some reason

>>15418039
Thanks anon

>>15416568
what was the attempt for this? I don't understand the thought process

>>15416467
las criaturas...

>>15413011
>>15413021
>>15416010
>>15416448
Chocolate fountain that someone loaded the wrong kind of chocolate into and tried to thin out with water. It broke and turned into this chunky shit.

>>15413038
that's just too much cheese...

>>15413662
https://www.ams.usda.gov/sites/default/files/media/Butter_Standard%5B1%5D.pdf
if its not good enough to called butter it could be called a butter flavored spread at most, the FDA has tons of regulations about what you can and cannot call things, you should loot at yogurt vs cultured dairy blend.

>>15418465
She probably tried to make a sponge roll cake filled with ice cream but completely fucked up the sponge cake and used way too much ice cream even if the cake had turned out well

>>15412801
And this is why I refuse to use delivery apps.

>>15417164
This shit is bomb as fuck, except for those chips and everthing afterwards

>>15417882
>Look how they massacred my boy

>>15416509
Imagine

>>15413062
then he covers it in melted cheese

>>15418195

That's not cheese, you dumbass. It's processed cheese.

>>15418039
that brownie looks fucking horrid...

>>15418039
Jesus this is almost a Tim and Eric sketch.

>/ck/ webm thread
>Always people doing stupid shit with food
I don't know why I check these threads anymore

>>15416129
A four patty cheeseburger is excessive, but not that bad. As soon as the sugar came out, though....

>>15412859
It doesn't even work.

>>15412756
>animals subjected to sad agonizing lives
>acres of land and water razed and blasted with pollutants for unknown decades
>people working at dangerous demeaning meat packing plants
>for some illiterate amerifat to concoct this disgusting guy fieri faggotry

god damn it

>>15413290
They removed the coca leaves a long time ago, but they still use kola root/but extract.

>>15414741
>>15414741
Lmao

>>15418319
When I worked in a call center for a year, three of my coworkers just in my row of 20 people brought a 2 liter to work with them and drank it all suring the day.

>>15418319
My dad did this until he went into a diabetic coma. Now he cut back and only drinks like 3 or 4 cans of coke a day.

One time when I was a kid he told me I can eat as much pie as I want because there's fruit in it and that makes it good for you.

>>15413062
this is haram

>>15413434
Looks like popcorn and beer.

>>15414594
>buffet
keyed retard

>>15413040
>whips the shells in
That's literally impossible.

>>15418290
How does that taste?

>>15412756
Amerigoblins know how to ruin a good meat

>>15412990
Based Mega Toad

>>15413062
That does not even taste good

>>15413433
I live in a shithole in south america and I can afford all that butter

>>15413416
Paquita la del barrio

>>15416493
>it's

>>15416467
How in the hell do you get that fat?

>>15416439

These cooking videos are literally cancer in the scrotum

>>15417882
You don't reading anything, anon.

>>15412756
This shit is the reason the aliens don't want to talk to us.

>>15413422
What in tardation?

>>15412859
if it were me I would use a paint roller with long hair

>>15413698
this. I've used it before on extra collegen meat when I didn't have time to cook it all day.

>>15417164
>>15418013
Do (south)americans really?

>>15413340
le epic win

>>15414921
Everything from Korea in terms of media is cringe and pathetic

>>15412998
What the fuck is this

>>15415993
This is deeply unimpressive.

>>15415220
It's taken from anal gape gonzo porn, sans the cut in half part.

>>15416996
what? thats harmless though?

>>15417385
pain is the only thing left. also eggs.