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15415821 No.15415821 [Reply] [Original]

>go to convince store
>get coca cola
>it's a bottle that features a win free stuff promotion that ended months ago

>> No.15417760

>>15415821
cringe

>> No.15417783

>Go to the quickmart near my house
>guy at the register is dozing off half asleep
>never really stole anything ever but this is such a perfect opportunity
>cant help the thrill of it, steal a bottle of coke

biggest rush of my life

>> No.15417803

>>15417783
reported you to the feds

>> No.15417847

>>15415821
So , did you win anything ?

>> No.15417852

>>15417783
reported you, cunt.

>> No.15417870 [DELETED] 

>>15417783
not to bring race into it, but, are you by chance a

>> No.15418079
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>>15415821
>go into store
>select items that I would like to buy
>go to cashier
>purchase items
>receive a coupon
>mfw

>> No.15418093
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15418093

>convince store

>> No.15418097

>>15417783
Um, but God saw you do that? I wouldn't be happy to ho to Hell like you're going to.

>> No.15418339

>don't get a cart because I probably don't need one
>drop everything waiting in line, again

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>>15415821
>Convince store.