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Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:35:04 2021 No.15466474 [Reply] [Original]

>this guy walks up to you in the kitchen and challenges you
>if he wins, your gf is forfeit
>if you win, the people's fame and adoration are yours forever
What are you cooking to defeat him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:36:55 2021 No.15466484 ketchp and butter on top of sketti.

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 17:41:37 2021 No.15466507
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>>15466474
>Everything in my kitchen is polish, all the ingredients have polish labels.

I'll make some bigos while the slanteye spends his alotted time using Google translate to figure out which container is salt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 18:14:06 2021 No.15466709 >>15466474 >What are you cooking to defeat him? Octopus Thread's theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pQIHA56WAE THE HEAT WILL BE ON!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:08:57 2021 No.15466988 >>15466474 Calls INS- instant forfeit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:30:38 2021 No.15467115 >>15466507 >>15466988 Dishonorable cucks. >>15466484 Blending the rich taste of butter with the sweetness and acidity of ketchup, anon shows his mastery of taste. >>15466709 ALLEZ CUISINE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:32:18 2021 No.15467123 >>15466507 its not hard to figure out a pickle and a potato, polack

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:33:54 2021 No.15467131 I need to open up google every time i boil an egg so im probably going to lose

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:36:08 2021 No.15467144 >>15467131 > /ck/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:37:08 2021 No.15467149 i don't have a gf. so, okay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 19:38:12 2021 No.15467153 File: 172 KB, 680x692, uwu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15467149 you rang, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:10:16 2021 No.15467645 >>15467131 Serious question: do you have ADHD?

Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:21:34 2021 No.15467703
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>>15466474
I'll take a large pan and lay down $500 worth of lobster, place a row of asparagus on top, then dd another $500 worth of lobster. Bake until finished, then serve only the asparagus while throwing the lobster away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:25:05 2021 No.15467717 >>15466474 something from latin america, there aint no way this chinito gonna know how to cook anything hispanic.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 25 21:26:51 2021 No.15467727 File: 64 KB, 186x230, 1607588084473.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I cook an amazing savory meal then I put it in the FUCKING ICE-CREAM MAKER

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:40:12 2021 No.15469222 >>15467703 Be like Morimoto and serve it with a whole unopened jar of caviar on the side.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 01:50:15 2021 No.15469286 >>15466474 Iron Chef China is like the best chef, I wouldn't stand a chance

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 02:11:50 2021 No.15469374 >>15466709 Did you listen to Taverncast?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 02:18:22 2021 No.15469398 Fukui-San?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 02:20:01 2021 No.15469401 The fucks he going to do, cut off my hand like an african warlord?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 06:03:52 2021 No.15469985 I'm cooking up an illegal firearm to execute him with

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 06:14:31 2021 No.15470007 >>15466474 FeO and Al

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 06:20:05 2021 No.15470016 A steamed hand towel

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 06:29:05 2021 No.15470027 >>15466474 Shrimp and Pork Wonton soup with baw baw Q powk and Vietnamese spring rolls for starters. Main course would depend how how he reacts to my superiority as a white man.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 06:33:12 2021 No.15470031 File: 75 KB, 1024x590, 1611570666184m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Im french. Ive already won.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 06:34:38 2021 No.15470034 Chen Kenichi was better.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 06:39:20 2021 No.15470044 >>15466474 Bowl of froot loops with a side of buttered toast (cut diagonally) and some OJ

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 06:39:53 2021 No.15470046 >>15466474 I start off by prepping my wife, honestly.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 07:15:26 2021 No.15470107 >>15470034 Is that why Chen lost to him in the last episode? Sakai had the highest winning percentage, too.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 07:16:26 2021 No.15470110 >>15466474 Ask him if he knows the recipe for toilet paper (brown evenly on both sides)

Anonymous Tue Jan 26 07:54:09 2021 No.15470205

>>15470107
Sakai was great at french cuisine, but french is fucking boring as hell. It's a product of its temperature and natural environment. Szechuan is much more interesting. It's the reason Thai and malasian food is just better. Hot regions have better fruits, veg and herbs. It's food on easy mode. Same reason why Swedes ferment birds in the wild. Their food fucking sucks by origin.

Anonymous Tue Jan 26 11:20:57 2021 No.15471010

>>15467645
Ive never cooked anything more complicated than store bought pasta and I boil eggs around 2-3 times a year maybe. I know how to boil them I just always forget the times needed for runny/soft/hard yolk. Memorys getting bad in general but I wouldnt say I have adhd or similar

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 11:25:46 2021 No.15471033 >>15466474 Instant noodles. Nothing better than some 'stan' 'noods.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 11:31:25 2021 No.15471078 >>15466474 lose nothing and win it all? I'll take those odds.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 13:39:52 2021 No.15471632 >>15466474 >that one episode where he made salmon roe ice cream >nobody liked it, said it was awful >he knew it was bad, but thought "What the hell? I'll serve it anyway." >had a shit-eating grin on his face The man was great.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 14:00:10 2021 No.15471736 File: 174 KB, 960x926, 1570986946391.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15471632 Truly a God among chefs.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 16:07:26 2021 No.15472291 >>15471632 Dangerously based. Sakai is truly an example for all those who prepare food.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 16:10:15 2021 No.15472303 >>15466474 i dont have a girlfriend id probably make kakuni with fried rice and a side of tuscan onion soup topped with Parmigianino Reggiano croutons and grated cheese on top

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 16:22:06 2021 No.15472378 File: 56 KB, 600x600, 1597721366607.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15466474 terms reversed

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 16:30:11 2021 No.15472431 >>15466474 water samich

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 17:07:29 2021 No.15472649 >>15466474 I challenge him to century eggs. Then I stab him to death while he's prepping. I can't outcook him, but I'm not letting him have my gf.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 19:55:37 2021 No.15473477 >>15466474 eggs benedict, but with wagyu instead of ham, smothered with hollandaise, garnished with sliced white truffles, caviar, and flecks of gold leaf, under a small dome of spun sugar. yes, you may fellate me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 19:57:17 2021 No.15473485 >>15466474 >Implying i have a gf But really, i'm going to make Spaghetti with Sausages. It's good.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 19:58:19 2021 No.15473488 >>15466474 Chiggen

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 19:59:59 2021 No.15473491 What if I don't care about a gf or fame and want a QT Asian chef bf?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 20:26:34 2021 No.15473634 >>15467727 fucking iron chef

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 20:27:36 2021 No.15473643 >>15470007 this post glows

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 21:13:59 2021 No.15473960 >>15473477 >white truffle >gold leaf >wagyu stingy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 21:16:40 2021 No.15473982 File: 35 KB, 780x1165, MSG.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15466474 While normies have fallen for the 'MSG = Bad' meme, I have transcended such limitations. The Iron Chef doesn't stand a chance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 21:18:02 2021 No.15473986 >>15473982 make bland, shitty food taste like cigarette butts

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 23:31:42 2021 No.15474610 you mean adulation

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 26 23:34:38 2021 No.15474623 >>15466474 1 Krabby patty, with extra love

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 01:10:26 2021 No.15474976 File: 32 KB, 399x399, X818Vs3i_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>15466474 Glockaroni. Let's see you defear me now bug.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 01:12:13 2021 No.15474980 >>15466474 I was speed-reading and saw that as: >if he wins, your gf's his toilet I should stop posting...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 01:27:00 2021 No.15475045 >>15466474 Shark fin bird's nest soup covered in avocado, foie gras, and caviar.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 01:29:47 2021 No.15475059 >>15466474 This is easy enough, since I don't have a girlfriend I don't really have anything to lose. Challenge on!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 01:33:23 2021 No.15475072 >>15466474 What's the secret ingredient on this episode of Iron Chef?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 01:38:21 2021 No.15475087 >>15475072 Katsuobushi

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 02:31:13 2021 No.15475263 >>15475072 love

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:24:15 2021 No.15475622 >>15469398 yes, go ahead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 04:27:22 2021 No.15475629 File: 74 KB, 488x488, GUEST_b0467189-0fa4-41b9-92f7-31264d8159c0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I place this cultural staple on the table and the familiarity, frugality and comfort that it brings wins over the crowd.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 12:59:10 2021 No.15477001 >>15475072 Cum

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 15:23:43 2021 No.15477636 >>15477001 The Chairman came personally in all these cum jars over several years. Aged and fermented. Your challenge is to use this unique ingredients in 3 dishes of your creation. "Irrron Cuisine!"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 15:34:27 2021 No.15477674 >>15466474 Tusindbøf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 18:08:49 2021 No.15478339 >>15466507 thanks kowalski

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 18:09:40 2021 No.15478342 >>15466474 I have nothing to lose

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 18:16:24 2021 No.15478374 >>15466474 intentionally loses competition so I can get rid of my annoying girlfriend

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 21:49:02 2021 No.15479461 >>15478374 Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 27 23:08:08 2021 No.15479912 >>15466474 I could never beat Sakai, but I would go down fighting. Probably my bolognese/bechamel lasagna

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