/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15531773
OP

I rarely have ribs, but I'd choose fried chicken because I prefer chicken prepared in other ways anyway.

The sea insects can fuck right off

>>15531773
Ribs easily

>>15531775
lel
>>15531773
How’s your thread on /tv/ doing?
Also ribs

>>15531779
How many legs?

>>15531773
Shrimp.

>>15531779
There are no insects that live in the sea. Insects are inherently terrestrial.

>>15531773
fried chicken
I cook ribs and steak like every week

>>15531779
Insects belong to class insecta, subphylum hexapoda, phylum arthropoda. Shrimp, crabs, and lobster belong to class malacostrata, decapods of the subphylum crustacea. They are not literal insects. Learn your phylogeny bitch

>>15531779
>>15531791
I'll take these flyover anons shirmps.

>>15531775
FPBP

>>15531801
I'm Brazilian.

The erasure of non-Americans must END in this board!!

Shrimps, fuck shrimps.

>>15531773
ribs. i don't eat pork

>>15531773
Shrimp, hands down

>>15531779
>>15531791
>>15531815
These

>>15531773
fried chicken not even a contest

>>15531773
Ribs all day

>>15531773
Steak. The rest is way tastier.

>>15531798

>>15531773
Chicken

>>15531773
Shrimp - langoustine and crayfish are both reasonable replacements for shrimp

Waterbvg GTFO

I can't believe there are autists here who would rather have shitty fried pink goo mcdicks ©™ "nuggies" instead of something as delicious and versatile as shrimps.
Literal children, the lot of you.

>>15531794
Oh shit wow we have an actual fucking genius over here. Fuck man, its so rare to encounter an intellectual giant randomly like this on a cooking forum.

Hey, Ive always wondered, when people call seagulls sky-rats is that because rats are actual birds? Like do rats fly? You may be the only person on the planet (terrestrial) smart enough to figure this out. Please fuck, help the rest of us

Pic related, faggot

>>15531773
Bye shrimp. Worst shellfish

>>15531798
Oh fuck, this dude right here spent four minutes on wikipedia to create an internet argument. Thats pretty fucking solid shit to do on a Friday night. How are you able to type with all the pussy juice your fingers are covered in?

>>15531883
>shrimp
>versatile
They are good for basically soup abs pasta and that’s it

>>15531883
Holy shit, you're right, I thought it was just 'chicken' and they'd happened to use fried chicken for the picture.

Changing my vote, fuck fried chicken.

>>15531919
>abs

They do have a lot protein, but you can do a lot better than pasta if youre trying to cut

>>15531883
1. Nuggets are not the only form of fried chicken, you idiot
2. Nuggets are delicious
3. Shrimp are disgusting

Shrimp

>>15531773
Ribs

easiest choice of my life

>>15531773
easily ribs

>>15531961
It is time for you to leave /ck/.

>>15531961
Even little kids like popcorn shrimp

>>15532010
Cope and seethe

>>15532019
I don't like shrimp personally

>>15531961
Chickens are infinitely more disgusting than shrimp. Mass-produced chickens are on par with tilapia as far as cleanliness and dietary oversight. And farm raised organic whatever chickens arent much better. A free range chicken will spend an hour pecking bugs out of horse turds and eating random dead animals like opossums. At least wild caught shrimp are in a sterile environment while theyre alive.

wait, am i the only one who finds steak boring?

>>15531779
they were never there to begin with

>>15531773
fried chicken

>>15531779
Fried Chicken probably

Much as I love fried chicken I can get by with roasted/grilled/smoked just fine for the rest of my life.

Yard bird is garbage

shrimp without a doubt

>>15531779
>>15531791
>>15531815
>>15531826
>>15531866
>>15531875
>>15531899
>>15531990
>>15532140

Hello gentlemen

>>15531773
Shrimp needs to go.

>>15531773
Shrimp
I cannot eat seafood, it's repulsive

>>15531773
shrimp easily

>>15531773
Fuck ribs

>>15532096
1. Chicken is delicious
2. Shrimp are disgusting

>>15532098
Yes

>>15532157
>>15532170
>>15532205
Absolutely based

ribs seem the least versatile, I'd lose those. no steak also means no fajitas or roast christmas tenderloin; no fried chicken means no nuggets or parmigiana

>>15531773
stek is overrated. lose the stek.

>>15532284
and lets not forget the wide variety of things you can do with shrimp

I love ribs, but realistically I fire up the smoker and do them a few times a year at most. I eat the other three far more often. Sorry ribs.

>>15531775
this.
>>15531773
kys

Fried chicken can fuck off and I would never care. Only niggers eat it anyway.

>>15531773
Does a ribwich count as ribs?

>>15531779
This. Shrimp suck and honestly I'd rather raise crawdads in a pond or some shit.
I could also say no to fried chicken because I found out duck is superior in every way.

>>15531773
Fried chicken.
For the riots.

>>15532098
No

>>15531773
steak. most boring out of all of them

>>15531773
Ribs, easy

>>15532098
No and I'm wondering why so many babies picked shrimp.

>>15531773
Fuck shrimp.

>>15532367
Not filling or delicious as the others. Other crustaceans taste way better.

Fried chicken is like chicken cake. it's disgusting 99% of the time and needs to go.

>>15532098
this

>>15531778
Prepare for riots.

>>15532367
Shrimp are disgusting.

>>15532372
Based.

>>15532490
Shrimp are the most nutritious thing in that picture and have the most diverse range of flavor

>>15531779
This, they are bottom feeders

How is this a question? Shrimp. Nothing about sea food is good; all of it is awful in every regard.

>>15532512
How far from the ocean do you live? Be honest.

>>15532524
I live in Florida (I'm like 3 miles from a beach) and I've eaten fresh lobster in Maine. Seafood is not good.

>>15531773
ribs easy.

everything but shrimp can go

shrump

>>15531864
that isn't how that works, you'll get it next time though little guy

>>15532367
There's much better seafood.

>>15531773
ribs, easy

Steak is overpriced shit that I will not miss

I'm allergic to seafood so I'd probably pick chicken to piss the most amount of people off.

I haven't had a buffet since covid.

What do you miss the most? For me it's Mongolian BBQ.

Of course I'm not to high falutin for an Izzy's or Old Crunchy Buffet.

making all four sunday, fight me

Fried chicken is shit tier compared to the rest/ Cross the road and don't come back crispy chick >:D

>>15531773
Shrimp is the easy choice. Tons of better seafood. If you had any crab legs in that image I would have to think a second.

>>15531775
fpbp

>>15531913
They're covered in cocktail sauce from all the shrimp i'm eating, faggot

>>15531773
Do you mean, like, steak specifically? Or cow completely? Cause if your saying “no more T-bone cut steaks”, then I’ll say “sure, just give me a flank”

>>15532740
HATE CRIME!!

>>15531773
I guess it would have to be ribs then

>>15532010
What in the fuck is the pic of?

>>15531773
See ya sea bugs.

>>15532096
>The ocean
>Sterile

>>15532291
Incorrek

>>15532328
You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.

>>15532540
Your tastebuds don't work.

>>15531773
shrimp cause I can't eat them without suffering itchy lips and hives

Bye steak.

>>15532719
>>15532357
>>15532291
>>15531854
You are all fools, and cowards.

>>15531773
Steak so we never hear about R*refags ever again

Its really a toss up between ribs and shrimp. As much as I like ribs, I think they will have to go because there is enough other type of BBQ meats that can scratch that itch.

>>15533017
Nah, Seafood is just the lowest class of food available.

I'd rather have steak go away. It's a contentious food that's always argued about.

>>15531883
Looks pretty good, but considering it's a bullshit photo op, I would've spent the extra two seconds and popped those seeds out of the lemon.

>>15531773
Fried chicken because I'm racist. If you answered shrimp you're next to go.

Shrimp because i hate shrimp. Its like eating a cockroach.

>>15533380
Get used to eet.

>>15531773
Adios fried chicken, adios niggers.

>>15531773
shrimp easily
man sea food is fucking disgusting

>>15533005
You go to hell. You go to hell and you die.

>>15533327
the only thing nogs buy more than fried chicken is shitty precooked shrimp.

Is this specifically about cocktail shrimp as pictured or about all shrimp in any preparation?
If it's cocktail shrimp, goodbye cocktail shrimp. It's my least favorite preparation of shrimp. But if it's all shrimp in any preparation, I would have to say sayonara to steak.
Fried chicken is not up for discussion. If it's shrimp in all preparations it's not up for discussion. I make and eat ribs more often than I make and eat steak, and if it's just slabs of steak I could still eat stew beef and hamburgers so that's an easy answer to me.

>>15531773
Shrimp, crab, crawfish, lobster, and the other similar ocean trash can fuck off forever. Over price garbage that can only be saved by tons of butter or spices.

>>15531890
>when people call seagulls sky-rats is that because rats are actual birds?
If rats were actual birds they would just call seagulls rats rather than specifying they were SKY-rats. You made yourself look a fucking fool.

>>15532869
considering theyre saying shrimp and not seafood

>>15531775
Ribs are trash. They can go away forever.

>>15531773
Ribs, without even having to think about it
I think I've had ribs a solid 3-4 times in my entire 31 years of life

>>15531773
Shrimp, I hate the texture.

>>15531773
shrimp, I don't eat bugs

>>15531773
shrimp without a doubt

>>15531775
but of course fpbp

>>15531775
kel

>>15531773
Shrimp is the objective choice here.

>>15531779
This

>>15531773
Shrimp is disgusting

>>15531814
>Brazil
>not flyover

>>15531773
shrimp easy

>>15531773
I dont dislike shrimps but im landlocked so all i can get is frozen shit anyway, they can fuck right off.

>>15531773
Ribs, no contest

>>15531890
What the fuck is your point you absolute fucking retard?

>all these flyover plebeians choosing shrimp over poverty poultry itt

>>15534958
This. Shrimp is so versatile and can be used in so many dishes or on it's own. Fried chicken is just fried chicken for the browns and fatsos.

>>15531773
fried chicken for me, rarely eat it

>>15534932
This.

>>15531773
Shrimp, but only because I got real bad food poisoning from it once. I think they taste okay, but I'm still averse to them.

>>15532580
You don't have to eat the whole damn thing in one bite, what the fuck

>>15531773
Chicken

>>15531773
ribs, mostly bones, pain (not hard, just long to cook correctly)

>>15532499
I don't like them.

>>15532512
Apart from fish and chips, namely cod.

ribs

>>15531773
What a stupid post. Goddamn obviously the sea bugs are getting the boot. Anyone who chooses anything else should be lynched.

Ribs because the rest of the pig still exists. The rest of you are fucking retarted.

>>15531801
Your shrimp are all full of plastic, and all seafood on earth is laden with mercury. I’m not a faggot who refuses to eat it because of a little mercury, but if one has to go then seafood is the obvious choice

>>15535738
This, I don't understand how anyone could pick anything other than shrimp.

Shrimp are disgusting.

>>15531883
>the lot of you
UK tastelet detected, opinion invalidated. Next.

>>15532284
>ribs
>not versatile
Retard

>>15531773
Fuck chimken

>>15532328
Eurelevant tastelet detected. Opinion disregarded.

>>15532367
They’re the worst shellfish and they’re full of plastic and mercury

immediately ribs no question didn't even think twice

>>15535759
Even in their natural state they’re not good. On top of that all shrimp on earth are full of plastic. As well as the mercury that taints all seafood.

Steak by far

>>15531890

>>15533565
>>15534948
>sky fucking rat
>sea fucking insect
>sky fucking rat
>sea fucking insect
>sky fucking rat
>sea fucking insect
>sky fucking rat
>sea fucking insect
its just a fucking similar set of traits two different things hold? how the fuck can there be so many retarded fucking autists here. shrimp behave like the "insects" of the sea. you genuinely have a problem with people talking like this? why haven't you been forcibly emasculated yet, at the very least?

>>15531773
shrimp are delicious. Obviously remove fried chicken, you can have chicken a hundred different ways and fried chicken is mostly boring anyway,

>>15531773
Shrimp easy. I don't eat the sea bugs.

i dont eat red meat anymore so both steak and ribs can go lol

>>15531919
>what is ceviche
>what is fried shrimp
>what is honey walnut shrimp

>>15531773
Shrimp because I'm allergic. Don't really like ribs though. Fried Chicken and Steak must stay though.

>>15535866
No more chicken sandwiches for you then. Fuck that.

No, get rid of ribs. It just doesn't compare to steak shrimp and chicken.

>>15532337
duck is superior but much harder to prepare well

>>15531773
probably steak. honestly amazed that people in this thread dislike any of these. if you don't enjoy a food that the majority of normal people like, then you're definitely a manchild.

>>15531775
/thread

>>15531773
Ribs aren't a type of animal, just a portion, and an annoying one to eat, so obviously ribs

>>15531794
That's not entirely true. Halobates exist.

>>15531773
Ribs. I very rarely find myself desiring ribs, and even then I am most often left disappointed. The others I would miss a great deal (even though I don't eat them that often either).

>>15531773
ribs everytime, takes the longest and most people just buy them from a store
people who hate seafood would say shrimp, but shrimp cocktail is great

>>15531773
Steak, shrimp and ribs can stay. Fuck fried chicken

>>15531773
Steak is overrated, I like everything else here more

>>15532580
I fucking hate the Chinese so much its unreal

>>15531798
>ACKCHYUALLY

Noone cares

>>15536430
Ribs were considered garbage at one point, like chicken wings

>>15531773
This chart is stupid. Do they only mean beef steak, or do they mean the actual cut, a steak, from any animal? Same with ribs. Why is fried chicken rated so highly? None of these are equal or clearly defined. Literally made by a sub-IQ nignog on Facebook.

>>15531775
fried chicken

>>15531773
Easy. Shrimp be gone. What was once a delicious wild caught treat, is now a shit-pond farmed mess. Shrimp is disgusting today, as are almost all factory farmed seafoods.

>>15531778
Agreed

>>15537753
I still consider both to be garbage, always have
It's not like I'm going to forget chuck or chicken breast exist because I eat these. I'd gladly buy them in the form of minced meat patties for a fair price, but paying a restaurant to serve them to me, or taking extra time to prepare them, all when eating them is a chore? I'd rather not. I get that people get primal joy out of sucking the meat off the bone in both cases, but personally I get more primal joy from sinking my teeth into a nice tender slow cooked mass of lean meat undiluted by gristle or bones

>>15531773
Everything but steak can gtfo

>>15531773
fried chicken or ribs if they are wet and sloppy like that

>>15531773
Fried chicken hurts my tummy and makes me vomit so..

>>15531773
Shrimp because i'm allergic

>>15531773
I love shrimp but I love the other 3 more, sorry shrimp.

>>15532096
>At least wild caught shrimp are in a sterile environment while theyre alive.
nigga what?

If ribs are removed does that mean all animals lose ribs?

>>15531773
Ribs, never liked them so much

>>15531773
Ribs are overrated dogshit most of the time so ribs. Steak and shrimp are infinitely based and versatile and most fried chicken is usually better than most ribs so the choice is obvious. Ribs can be really good when done properly but they rarely are and they're too messy and fussy and the meat to bone ratio sucks.

shrimp
then ribs

>>15531773
steak because it's mostly just meh

>>15531779
This.
Fish is superb, but if you like anything slimy or insect-like out of the ocean, you are a chink.

>>15531775
Thot status: patrolled.

>>15535845
chill out dude

>>15537882
And factory farmed cows, pigs and chicken arent?

>>15541116
kinda like your life I bet

WIth my celiac bias, chicken.
Without it, ribs.

I would almost say that shrimp shells by themselves outdo ribs, because of the extreme versatility of the stock you can make with them.

>>15531773
Shrimp. Seafood in general is disgusting. But yeah shrimp.

>>15531773
steak

>>15531773
fried chicken. its always bad.

>>15531913
>spent four minutes on wikipedia
wrong, I spent a semester in zoology