/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15618115
i want to wear her dirty panties the day after she's worn them

>>15618115
shes a dumb cunt why are people so obsessed with this fat graying bitch she would never be able to hack it in real private sector R&D

>>15618115
Correct.

>>15618115
and even then she nearly always gives up. she's just a lazy cunt

>>15618115
She got ugly. She was so hot on BA, but she just looks bad on the new show. No sex appeal at all anymore.

>>15618136
where was the sex appeal in the first place? she's a chubby stuck up NY jew that's graying in her thirties

>>15618142
I don’t know, it was just a certain je ne sais quoi that’s gone now.

>She will never put a gypsy curse on you

>>15618142
Dunno but I just wanna give that frumpy jewess a good dicking down. Can't explain it.

>>15618136
Claire was never hot.

This is her first BA video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktZusDYHIag

>>15618115
Shes pretty hott

>>15618171
s/gypsy/sheeny

>>15618178
you have no standards my man, and that's a good thing

>>15618179
wtf look at 2:20 in that vid, something moves in her chest

>>15618115
Making Lucky Charms with Claire!
Squeezing Claire's muffin top!
Rubbing my pelvis on Claire's hip!
Leaving a wet spot on Claire's sweatpants!
Being accused of sexual harassment by Claire!
Getting called into HR because of Claire's complaint!
Demanding arbitration in order to keep from losing my job!
Following Claire home!
Climbing up Claire's fire escape!
Entering Claire's unlocked apartment window!
Putting my hand on Claire's mouth and telling her not to fucking scream!
Whispering into Claire's ear that her boyfriend won't save her this time!
Dragging Claire into the kitchen so I can show her boyfriend's blood-soaked corpse!
Running my hand along Claire's bloated leg!
Caressing Claire's spongy inner thigh!
Petting Claire's hair as she shudders with fear!
Wiping away Claire's tears with my tongue!
Slathering my throbbing cock on Claire's pancake tits!
Plunging my member into Claire's dry cunt!
Raping Claire!
Punching Claire until she starts twitching when she tries to escape!
Lubricating Claire's pussy with the blood oozing from her jaw!
Reaching climax with Claire!
Unloading my gentile seed into Claire's ruined womb!
Getting bored of Claire!
Stabbing Claire 35 times with a chef's knife!
Disemboweling Claire!
Chopping Claire's body into chunks!
Grinding Claire's chunks!
Storing Claire's remains in my freezer!
Eating Claireburgers once a week!
Receiving a letter from HR that arbitration has been canceled and all charges dropped because Claire no-showed to her interview appointment!
Comforting Molly in the test kitchen when she wonders what happened to Claire!
Reassuring Molly that Claire is fine and will come back any day!
Making Lucky Charms with Molly!

>>15618115
Rapoport used to say to her face how terrible all her creations were.

>>15618229
I'm scared and impressed anon

>>15618231
he and brad were the only based ones on the entire channel. sure rapoport was a moron as well, at least he had balls

What exactly is her appeal? Other than not getting paid enough.

>>15618160
She has that look on her face that tells you that you KNOW she eats cum

>>15618136
She's not ugly.

>>15618323
she looks like she smells bad

she just makes my peanus weanus hard

>>15618224
They're called tits, bro

>>15618405
huh

>>15618413
The woman in question is sexually attractive, and so that anon's penis becomes engorged with blood, becoming erect and capable of penetrating a vagina and/or anus repeatedly until he ejaculates.

>>15618405
yeah she makes my wee-wee wiggle

>>15618115
They started as gourmet because her goal was to replicate them with as few quality ingredients as possible and then find ways to improve them. But I guess just straight up imitating them was easier and more profitable.

>>15618229
I cant wait until I finally die. I cant deal with shit like this.

>>15618119
sounds stinky lol

>>15618229
is this really the kind of shit wagies who work with women have to deal with?

>>15618224
That was the real claire trying to escape

>>15618323
she's "diverse"

>>15618323
she is not an "incompetent white man" apparently.

>>15618498
true statement

>>15618498
Maybe one day she'll realize that no one wants to watch an ugly tatted-up brown chick with a man jaw and a bad haircut. PEOPLE DON'T LIKE LOOKING AT YOU, and that's without me ever even seeing an episode of this show.

>>15618498
I'm pretty sure the main reason Brad's show became so popular is his personality.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HED_X5p7ArQ

>>15618498
Damn, what a rude cunt.

>>15618119
imagine the smell

>>15618540
I miss Vinny Bo Binny. It just wasn't the same with Hunzi.

>>15618323
She has a boring personality in front of the camera, victimizes herself when she doesn't get her way, and bullies her coworkers.

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>>15618609
that's the point

>>15618410
did you watch? shit was spooky as fuck.

>>15618179
>she was never hot
>is still obsessed enough about her to know / hunt down her first video

>>15618540
Part of his charm is that he comes off as dumb as a rock, but he seems like a cool fun-loving dude who's up for anything.

Contrast that with Sohla who seems like she's a cunt off-camera. Couple that with implied confirmation from the Mexican goblina that Sohla plays the race card during interactions and proof that she has a chip on her shoulder when it comes to huwiteness.

>>15618410
>t. Team Ninja animation rigger
Breasts don't spontaneously spasm like that dude.

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>>15618636
What is it about Claire Saffitz that inspires sexually charged comments, and/or comments about her appearance?

>>15618700
She needs to be bred before it's too late, anon. I'm just thinking about her eggs, here. Completely selfless and logical.

>>15618700
checked
it's just the way it is bro
just a natural phenomenon

>>15618700
because everyone is lusting over her despite her being less than kosher

>>15618229
>Eating Claireburgers once a week!

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>>15618700
They want to hatefuck the Matzoh. Simple as.

>>15618700
They want to hatefuck the Matzah. Simple as.

>>15618229
This took a lot of dedication to write

>>15619167
neets have a lot of time on their hands

>>15618690
>implied confirmation from the Mexican goblina that Sohla plays the race card during interactions

when did this happen?

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>>15618700
She's a woman and everyone on here is misogynistic.

>>15618700
She's fucking hot why do you need to ask that

>>15619948
>you will never suck Claire’s toes

Why do I only fall in love with clinically insane short jewish women?

>>15618229
Your parents never loved you and wish you drowned in a cup of applesauce.

>>15618115
>imagine sucking the tip of her clip until she starts speaking yiddish

>>15620099
>clip
god damn it

>>15619494
I don't know about playing the race card, but last month Gaby outed her out on Instagram for being a workplace bully. When Sohla was confronted about her behavior, she dismissed it and basically said she doesn't know what she wants.

There were also multiple Yelp reviews of her failed restaurant that claimed they got bad and slow service. Imagine calling Brad an idiot when you can't fucking cook eggs half the time lmao.

>>15620000
Nice digits

Let's see Paul Allen's quads: >>15619999

>>15618115
the tempting jewess is the white man's weakest link